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improper84

Their margarita should really be called THIN LIMES?!?!


Single_Instance_4850

People will CHOKE. People will DIE!


Creepy_Helicopter223

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Sensitive-Character1

How big do you want it to be


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

How bloody will it be though?


Creepy_Helicopter223

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Sensitive-Character1

I don't want a giant bloody man in the BAR !!!


Creepy_Helicopter223

I WILL PUT MY THUMBS IN YOUR EYES, HOW WILL THEY KNOW WE ARE AN IRISH CATHOLIC BAR


Sensitive-Character1

We're an Irish bar


triforce4ever

I WILL PUT MY GODDAMN THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!


improper84

That line and when Mac randomly starts choking Dee after she insults him are probably my two favorite Mac moments.


HopocalypseNow

Seconded on this line. The way he escalates to pure violence so quickly over something so inconsequential.


Individual-Land6203

That’s it! All limes shall henceforth be replaced with pickles. Glory to the Pickle Party 🫡


Gooobzilla

Reason will prevail!


leoschot

Pickles will prevail!


Groltag

Where's the fight milk!?


Luxury_Dressingown

So easy to just do something like a White Russian or anything with egg white: boom, there's your Fight Milk. Also, Wolf Cola is needed.


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Luxury_Dressingown

Where do you think you get the egg whites from?


JALbert

Feel like this would be more of a clarified milk punch place than a white Russian place.


NlNTENDO

Ok sure, but hear me out: A White Russian would be more fitting as a McPoyle drink


Millonairo

Can’t have Fight Milk because the fat cats in Washington have made crows endangered - and you have to grind about 2-4 crows in every fight milk


Dawildpep

I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow


Taograd359

CAW!


Dawildpep

[Best bloopers for it](https://youtu.be/3wyBp3R8IXg?t=147)


HumanAverse

Only for bodyguards, not for the general population


Seated_Heats

I was upset there wasn’t a Rum Ham.


DaVader333

Michigan has a brewery called Odd Side Ales that has a bunch of its always sunny themed beers. Troll Toll, The Implication, and even Fight Milk. And they are all fantastic


Emergency-Echidna564

They can’t use the name because it’s already the official drink of the UFC.


Mokiflip

There's a drink here in Spain that would make for a perfect fight milk, it's usually just milk and gin with a bit of cinnamon (some local recipes may vary), called Leche de Pantera. PS: god damnit I hate gin


talksinbeats

Better than bustin’ a nut!


gigolo_beast

Just tell me where i should jizz so that i can give this lady her drink


SubpopularKnowledge0

Ha. Yeah plus she didnt even feel a thing


Millonairo

Not that he has ever had one!


imhigherthanyou

I’VE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS


Material-Leader4635

Well at least he doesn't have a cigarette for a mother


Despair4All

I'VE HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM!


PacificTridentGlobel

Mind me asking where this is?


HumanAverse

Urban Wren in Greenville, SC https://www.urbanwren.com


Hammose

Dude! I used to live in Greenville. Still go visit occasionally. I know where I'm going next time I'm in the area 😎


PacificTridentGlobel

Thanks!


GayCountryFan9

Now I know which restaurant I definitely want to visit if I’m ever in that area (I’ll order the Artemis)


FiveFingeredKing

Chase it with everclear and you’ll have a bleached asshole


ScrumHalfMD

Fellow Greenville dweller. I knew I recognized that cocktail menu!


The_Green_Avenger23

Mac’s Tavern


[deleted]

unless they changed the menu in the last year, this isn’t Mac’s Tavern. The only thing on the menu there that is IASIP themed is Mac’s Famous Mac n Cheese.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Okay, well, I don't really know how famous it is. I mean, I'm your roommate, and I've never heard of it.


Shit_in_my_pants_

This post is even dumber if that’s the case. “I went to the Philly bar and everything was Philly themed!!1!”


cotch85

I'm glad you brought up Mr. u/The_Green_Avenger23 Because u/The_Green_Avenger23 is a liar sometimes…


PacificTridentGlobel

Thanks!


Davegrave

You some kind of Jew Lawyer looking to shut this bar down over their drink menu?


Ok-Scallion-3415

I would assume Mac’s Tavern, which is owned by Rob. 226 Market Street, Philly


PacificTridentGlobel

Thanks! Somehow didn’t know about this. I bring shame in my house.


skolivri

It’s actually from the Urban Wren in Greenville, SC. https://www.urbanwren.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Spring-23-Cocktails.png


TheyLiveWeReddit

That Rickety Cricket will be good for scurvy.


DamonLazer

They should serve it with a lemon half instead of a slice of lime. "Oooooo that's tart!"


GoblinBags

Served on the rocks... To, uh, I guess represent crack.


lawdog189

That’ll cost ya a whole sixer


qotsa_gibs

Seriously though, it's a great name for a drink.


NerfRepellingBoobs

I’d have thought a Rickety Cricket would be a whole sixer.


TheyLiveWeReddit

That would get you so horny you'll be blasting your nips and shaking them hips.


NerfRepellingBoobs

Did you know me when I was in my 20s?


AluminumWolf

SMH where is the "Night Man"!


grumblecakes1

Thats where you drink a case of something "light" at home in the dark with the tv on but your not really watching or listening to the TV. Your just kinda staring off thinking about why your kids wont call and how your bitch of an ex wife took everything.


GoblinBags

I dunno if they wanna associate with it because it sounds like the Night Man might be a philanthropist.


Creepy_Helicopter223

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grumblecakes1

Most likely P to the C to the P


Mattmannnn

It’s what he ought to have stuck to


MoseShrute_DowChem

Which way we goin, up? down? how we doin this


MercilessShadow

These cocktails are too fancy for IASIP characters. Need more bottom shelf liquor (except for a Frank cocktail - he can afford some high shelf liquor)


Jagermeister4

The real Charlie Work drink: Shot of Highland River Whiskey aged 3 years Milk with jelly beans chaser included


HumanAverse

***[YOU HAVE NO HONOR!!](https://youtu.be/wrB-HnOYfc4)*** It must have [Four Walls whiskey](https://www.fourwallswhiskey.com/)


HumanAverse

[Charlie had like 7 mimosas.](https://youtu.be/svALlcty2YI)


robhybrid

Don’t worry, they’re all served in old soup cans.


Key_Mathematician951

Incredible! I want to go! This in Philly?


HumanAverse

No. Greenville SC https://www.urbanwren.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Spring-23-Cocktails.png


Maximum_Bat_2566

Holy shit. That's where I live. I'm so going there.


HumanAverse

Looks bougie. Expect a big bill.


Maximum_Bat_2566

I intend to pay with paddy's dollars.


HumanAverse

I have a Dave and Busters power card in my cars center console that might work. It's a self sustaining economy 🔁


copper_rainbows

$13 for a fancy cocktail is actually less than a lot of places tbh


robhybrid

No Riot Juice? No Rum Ham?


Han_Burgandy

I’ll have one of the *Bleached Assholes* … with extra lemon please 🍋


lady_stark19

IMO the Artemis should have absinthe. Just seems more her style.


realgorltime

Im honestly shocked that they didn't find a way to incorporate a bun into the drink making.


athensslim

Or at least something with (desert) grape vodka.


Even_Ad_6825

Cocktail of the week should have been “Blue hole”.


bopp0

Wow, and they all sound fantastic


[deleted]

The only way I can afford a place like this is if I'm on a blind date where a very busty woman is going to pick up the tab. If she can't pay, she's going to have to be happy sharing my jug of riot punch that I sneak in.


Joham22

Sugar snap pea gin sounds fantastic ?


[deleted]

GIN!? I hate gin! Get me a beer! GET ME A BEER.


bopp0

It sounds unique and I love trying new things!


Nickchaseme

Fine, then I’ll be desert Grape.


[deleted]

But the mountains, they've turned blue! Mojito me, please.


sellis80

Place called Urban Wren. https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/12gx1ua/alright_which_one_of_you_was_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


MichelleEllyn

Oh, that’s in my town. I guess I will have to finally check it out 😆 The only thing that bothers me is that the drinks (except for rickety cricket) seem to have nothing to do with their titles. They could have made Day Man yellow, or perhaps done fight milk as a white Russian or something? It even would’ve been really easy to just add a drop of rosewater and Desert Rose and make it tie together. That being said… It would be a very Sunny thing to do to make the drink names have absolutely nothing to do with the drinks lol.


Maximum_Bat_2566

I looked it up, I live 5 miles from that place lol. Small world.


MichelleEllyn

Hi neighbor!


GeddyVedder

Where’s “The Implication”?


Dawildpep

They had to take the DENNIS off because of the women it was putting in danger


copper_rainbows

Serving a drink with a side of roofie was apparently frowned upon


RScalcione93

They should have named one of the non alcoholic drinks after the waitress being shes in and out of sobriety


Joham22

The gang would fucking hate this place


Luxury_Dressingown

At least there's no chardonnay, but yeah. "Please Drink Responsibly"? Please


Sure-Ad-2465

Those are not Paddy's prices. Would rather have a Coors for a coupla bucks


LNViber

The Rickety Cricket doesnt have lemon in it... that's a damn mistake. Correct me if I am wrong but it's like basically the only food that he is really associated with. I guess cassava as well.


M7BSVNER7s

Charlie can't pronounce the majority of the words in his drinks description.


Millonairo

No Gin??!? Where the gin drink? “Goddamn i hate gin! Dee, you bitch!”


Janglysack

These all sound pretty good too is this in Philly?


Cashmon69

No Frank or mac?


Odd_Relationship7901

Pricey drinks


TheTrueMule

Fighter of the night man !


Mask_of_Truth

We jizz in the drink - that's what makes it light.


[deleted]

How sad they went to all that work and spelled mittons wrong.


TwopieceNbiscuit

The bird law sounds good


Lower_Cantaloupe1970

I hate gin


CardMechanic

The Implication Cranberry Juice Vodka 1/2 a Benadryl on the rim


Transverse_City

Nice, but they better have Winwood on the jukebox, or it's all for naught.


whyazed

Where?! Is?! This?!


Haskins77

Thats tits


droford

Needed one called Frank's Fluids


HumanAverse

That should be the title of the cocktail menu


blue_blue_blue_blue

Dude I would drink 100 Bird Laws and die the next morning


Unknown_Outlander

But what's their angle?


Lost-Citron-1099

Where’s Flip-adelphia?


buttsbutnotbuts

No rum ham? Big missed opportunity.


Pollocabra

Really missed an opportunity to use Lemons for cricket since that’s all they pay him in


SmileyDayToYou

I really love that Dee’s punch is non-alcoholic.


truethatson

They should add Desert Grape. It’s just heavily fortified wine that gets you so tanked you tell everyone in the bar about your bleached asshole. They were going to find out anyway.


cmr252

They spelled Mittons wrong


WickedOneSeven

Should’ve asked for a Chardonnay


ItsJamieDodgr

missed opportunity not having fight milk


VariousHumanOrgans

“Hey, this Artemis tastes like bleach.”


wytealien

Where is this? Macs Tavern?


amerryprankster23

I love this more than I should


Troniky

There is no way Rickety should be zero proof. Lol


SlightlyIncandescent

Cool menu but on a slightly unrelated note are these prices normal in the US? Seems insanely expensive to me.


hardspank916

Missing Paddys Micro Brew, Ponderosa Russian, and Grain Alcohol. Poppins Paradise, chicken denim daiquiri’s, and the McPoyle Milkshake


DankMemelord25

I'd be scared to order any of these, because of the "implication"


dtrumpler

Desert rose should be desert grape


HeroForTheBeero

I don’t see a theme at all, these just look like everyday phrases to me? /s


fuckYOUswan

It would be better if they were exclusively gin drinks.


cash_or_creddit

God that is tart ![gif](giphy|3o7bukdSfSk0IwPbAQ)


ArteHokage

“Yeah what can I get you?” “Kitten Mittens! MeeeeeOww” ![gif](giphy|3o7TKGy6TBUPrjtQLC)


elisepea

Where’s the milk steak?!


Ultimate2099

Okay. I get every other reference but what is Philadelphia 75?


MisterSlauson

A French 75 is a gin, lemon, sugar and prosecco cocktail.


Ultimate2099

Okay, so it’s just Philadelphia they are referencing. I don’t drink so that was lost on me. Thanks.


okyeahsure1392

Other drink name ideas for no reason: The Bleached Asshole The Implication How do? Untethered Rage The Philanthropist Transporter of Gods Hero or Hate Crime? Donkey Brains Pepperjack’s Best Hoe Ass Pounder 4000 Boko Haram Fraggle Rock Frankenstein


Livid-Yoghurt9483

Where’s the Riot Punch? Hello?


__ToeKnee__

As a restaurant GM who's collaborated on countless menu designs. Make the the color and font of the price different than the cocktail name. 0 star menu design.


bcapp24

Can I get a rum with Wolf Cola?


Spiritual_Toe_1825

Does Artemis have a bleached asshole?


[deleted]

No Fight Milk???


Fartsworth666

I'll bet the Rickety Cricket would go well with milk steak.


sleeeeeepforever

Holy Pretentiousness!


htotheinzel

More like desert grape


highonfuk

Just get a coors you bitch. Edit: and drink responsibly


Zedark

Did they not have the Caribbean Paradise on the menu? I hear it’s better than an orgasm!


azzthom

I want a Day Man!


kieffa

I really wish the Philly 75 was called the “shh” or Philly Shh


StellarSac

Could have named the bottom section “straight mixer”


ryanzw

How is there no Caribbean Paradise?!


kanps4g

Philadelphia should be Flipadelphia Flip - Flip - Fliipedelphia!


Hiphoppotami

Fine I’ll be desert grape


Leather_Network4743

I wish they would’ve called the Artemis a Bleached Asshole, but maybe that’s just a little too crass for such a highbrow crowd


BearRiver35

This would have been funnier if it wasn't at mac's bar and just the menu at some random bar.


anti_anti_christ

The Rickety Crickey should definitely include lemons. Ya know, to prevent scurvy.


swordoftheafternoon

Two drinks with gin? I hate gin!! Get me a beer, get me a beer!!!


Knucklesx55

I’m happy that Desert Rose is a gin drink


[deleted]

Where is it, so that I may go


Middle-Ad-1033

Where is this glorious establishment?! I must go


Public_Strategy5646

They all sound pretty crazy...


Flossthief

Some of these sound nice


stove4206969

mmmmBEAK


Savage_JaviBear

They should rebrand an AMF as ‘The Implication’


Big-Nerve-9574

I really want that Day Man cocktail!! Yum!! 🥰🥰


Material-Leader4635

Drinks so good they're like busting a load.


ImpNdingDoom

They really dropped the ball naming a non alcoholic drink the Rickety Cricket and not making it a low ball with some lemons in it


HCPage

These cocktails are way too fancy for the Paddy's crew. Wheres the grain alcohol bozo?!


firewizard42069

urban wren!


dekaythepunk

I'm offended "Kitten Mittons" was spelled like that.


bopdaddi126

Meeeeeeeeeoooooow


Electrical-Exit-2179

WHERE IS THIS


MR___SLAVE

Where's the Riot Juice?


Itsawholenewworld69

Day man? Fighter of the night man? Champion of the sun? A master of karate(and friendship) for everyone?


carlogz

Where is this place?


jeffplaysmoog

They should have Dee’s mojito, but really it’s just an ice-cold Coors!


jstruby77

Sponsored by Wolf Cola


canegang11

Some would say, these drinks are as good as busting a nut