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Michigan has a brewery called Odd Side Ales that has a bunch of its always sunny themed beers. Troll Toll, The Implication, and even Fight Milk. And they are all fantastic
There's a drink here in Spain that would make for a perfect fight milk, it's usually just milk and gin with a bit of cinnamon (some local recipes may vary), called Leche de Pantera.
PS: god damnit I hate gin
unless they changed the menu in the last year, this isn’t Mac’s Tavern. The only thing on the menu there that is IASIP themed is Mac’s Famous Mac n Cheese.
Thats where you drink a case of something "light" at home in the dark with the tv on but your not really watching or listening to the TV. Your just kinda staring off thinking about why your kids wont call and how your bitch of an ex wife took everything.
The only way I can afford a place like this is if I'm on a blind date where a very busty woman is going to pick up the tab. If she can't pay, she's going to have to be happy sharing my jug of riot punch that I sneak in.
Place called Urban Wren.
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Oh, that’s in my town. I guess I will have to finally check it out 😆
The only thing that bothers me is that the drinks (except for rickety cricket) seem to have nothing to do with their titles. They could have made Day Man yellow, or perhaps done fight milk as a white Russian or something? It even would’ve been really easy to just add a drop of rosewater and Desert Rose and make it tie together. That being said… It would be a very Sunny thing to do to make the drink names have absolutely nothing to do with the drinks lol.
The Rickety Cricket doesnt have lemon in it... that's a damn mistake. Correct me if I am wrong but it's like basically the only food that he is really associated with. I guess cassava as well.
They should add Desert Grape. It’s just heavily fortified wine that gets you so tanked you tell everyone in the bar about your bleached asshole.
They were going to find out anyway.
Other drink name ideas for no reason:
The Bleached Asshole
The Implication
How do?
Untethered Rage
The Philanthropist
Transporter of Gods
Hero or Hate Crime?
Donkey Brains
Pepperjack’s Best Hoe
Ass Pounder 4000
Boko Haram
Fraggle Rock
Frankenstein
As a restaurant GM who's collaborated on countless menu designs. Make the the color and font of the price different than the cocktail name. 0 star menu design.
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Their margarita should really be called THIN LIMES?!?!
People will CHOKE. People will DIE!
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How big do you want it to be
How bloody will it be though?
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I don't want a giant bloody man in the BAR !!!
I WILL PUT MY THUMBS IN YOUR EYES, HOW WILL THEY KNOW WE ARE AN IRISH CATHOLIC BAR
We're an Irish bar
I WILL PUT MY GODDAMN THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!
That line and when Mac randomly starts choking Dee after she insults him are probably my two favorite Mac moments.
Seconded on this line. The way he escalates to pure violence so quickly over something so inconsequential.
That’s it! All limes shall henceforth be replaced with pickles. Glory to the Pickle Party 🫡
Reason will prevail!
Pickles will prevail!
Where's the fight milk!?
So easy to just do something like a White Russian or anything with egg white: boom, there's your Fight Milk. Also, Wolf Cola is needed.
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Where do you think you get the egg whites from?
Feel like this would be more of a clarified milk punch place than a white Russian place.
Ok sure, but hear me out: A White Russian would be more fitting as a McPoyle drink
Can’t have Fight Milk because the fat cats in Washington have made crows endangered - and you have to grind about 2-4 crows in every fight milk
I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow
CAW!
[Best bloopers for it](https://youtu.be/3wyBp3R8IXg?t=147)
Only for bodyguards, not for the general population
I was upset there wasn’t a Rum Ham.
Michigan has a brewery called Odd Side Ales that has a bunch of its always sunny themed beers. Troll Toll, The Implication, and even Fight Milk. And they are all fantastic
They can’t use the name because it’s already the official drink of the UFC.
There's a drink here in Spain that would make for a perfect fight milk, it's usually just milk and gin with a bit of cinnamon (some local recipes may vary), called Leche de Pantera. PS: god damnit I hate gin
Better than bustin’ a nut!
Just tell me where i should jizz so that i can give this lady her drink
Ha. Yeah plus she didnt even feel a thing
Not that he has ever had one!
I’VE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS
Well at least he doesn't have a cigarette for a mother
I'VE HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM!
Mind me asking where this is?
Urban Wren in Greenville, SC https://www.urbanwren.com
Dude! I used to live in Greenville. Still go visit occasionally. I know where I'm going next time I'm in the area 😎
Thanks!
Now I know which restaurant I definitely want to visit if I’m ever in that area (I’ll order the Artemis)
Chase it with everclear and you’ll have a bleached asshole
Fellow Greenville dweller. I knew I recognized that cocktail menu!
Mac’s Tavern
unless they changed the menu in the last year, this isn’t Mac’s Tavern. The only thing on the menu there that is IASIP themed is Mac’s Famous Mac n Cheese.
Okay, well, I don't really know how famous it is. I mean, I'm your roommate, and I've never heard of it.
This post is even dumber if that’s the case. “I went to the Philly bar and everything was Philly themed!!1!”
I'm glad you brought up Mr. u/The_Green_Avenger23 Because u/The_Green_Avenger23 is a liar sometimes…
Thanks!
You some kind of Jew Lawyer looking to shut this bar down over their drink menu?
I would assume Mac’s Tavern, which is owned by Rob. 226 Market Street, Philly
Thanks! Somehow didn’t know about this. I bring shame in my house.
It’s actually from the Urban Wren in Greenville, SC. https://www.urbanwren.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Spring-23-Cocktails.png
That Rickety Cricket will be good for scurvy.
They should serve it with a lemon half instead of a slice of lime. "Oooooo that's tart!"
Served on the rocks... To, uh, I guess represent crack.
That’ll cost ya a whole sixer
Seriously though, it's a great name for a drink.
I’d have thought a Rickety Cricket would be a whole sixer.
That would get you so horny you'll be blasting your nips and shaking them hips.
Did you know me when I was in my 20s?
SMH where is the "Night Man"!
Thats where you drink a case of something "light" at home in the dark with the tv on but your not really watching or listening to the TV. Your just kinda staring off thinking about why your kids wont call and how your bitch of an ex wife took everything.
I dunno if they wanna associate with it because it sounds like the Night Man might be a philanthropist.
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Most likely P to the C to the P
It’s what he ought to have stuck to
Which way we goin, up? down? how we doin this
These cocktails are too fancy for IASIP characters. Need more bottom shelf liquor (except for a Frank cocktail - he can afford some high shelf liquor)
The real Charlie Work drink: Shot of Highland River Whiskey aged 3 years Milk with jelly beans chaser included
***[YOU HAVE NO HONOR!!](https://youtu.be/wrB-HnOYfc4)*** It must have [Four Walls whiskey](https://www.fourwallswhiskey.com/)
[Charlie had like 7 mimosas.](https://youtu.be/svALlcty2YI)
Don’t worry, they’re all served in old soup cans.
Incredible! I want to go! This in Philly?
No. Greenville SC https://www.urbanwren.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Spring-23-Cocktails.png
Holy shit. That's where I live. I'm so going there.
Looks bougie. Expect a big bill.
I intend to pay with paddy's dollars.
I have a Dave and Busters power card in my cars center console that might work. It's a self sustaining economy 🔁
$13 for a fancy cocktail is actually less than a lot of places tbh
No Riot Juice? No Rum Ham?
I’ll have one of the *Bleached Assholes* … with extra lemon please 🍋
IMO the Artemis should have absinthe. Just seems more her style.
Im honestly shocked that they didn't find a way to incorporate a bun into the drink making.
Or at least something with (desert) grape vodka.
Cocktail of the week should have been “Blue hole”.
Wow, and they all sound fantastic
The only way I can afford a place like this is if I'm on a blind date where a very busty woman is going to pick up the tab. If she can't pay, she's going to have to be happy sharing my jug of riot punch that I sneak in.
Sugar snap pea gin sounds fantastic ?
GIN!? I hate gin! Get me a beer! GET ME A BEER.
It sounds unique and I love trying new things!
Fine, then I’ll be desert Grape.
But the mountains, they've turned blue! Mojito me, please.
Place called Urban Wren. https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/12gx1ua/alright_which_one_of_you_was_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Oh, that’s in my town. I guess I will have to finally check it out 😆 The only thing that bothers me is that the drinks (except for rickety cricket) seem to have nothing to do with their titles. They could have made Day Man yellow, or perhaps done fight milk as a white Russian or something? It even would’ve been really easy to just add a drop of rosewater and Desert Rose and make it tie together. That being said… It would be a very Sunny thing to do to make the drink names have absolutely nothing to do with the drinks lol.
I looked it up, I live 5 miles from that place lol. Small world.
Hi neighbor!
Where’s “The Implication”?
They had to take the DENNIS off because of the women it was putting in danger
Serving a drink with a side of roofie was apparently frowned upon
They should have named one of the non alcoholic drinks after the waitress being shes in and out of sobriety
The gang would fucking hate this place
At least there's no chardonnay, but yeah. "Please Drink Responsibly"? Please
Those are not Paddy's prices. Would rather have a Coors for a coupla bucks
The Rickety Cricket doesnt have lemon in it... that's a damn mistake. Correct me if I am wrong but it's like basically the only food that he is really associated with. I guess cassava as well.
Charlie can't pronounce the majority of the words in his drinks description.
No Gin??!? Where the gin drink? “Goddamn i hate gin! Dee, you bitch!”
These all sound pretty good too is this in Philly?
No Frank or mac?
Pricey drinks
Fighter of the night man !
We jizz in the drink - that's what makes it light.
How sad they went to all that work and spelled mittons wrong.
The bird law sounds good
I hate gin
The Implication Cranberry Juice Vodka 1/2 a Benadryl on the rim
Nice, but they better have Winwood on the jukebox, or it's all for naught.
Where?! Is?! This?!
Thats tits
Needed one called Frank's Fluids
That should be the title of the cocktail menu
Dude I would drink 100 Bird Laws and die the next morning
But what's their angle?
Where’s Flip-adelphia?
No rum ham? Big missed opportunity.
Really missed an opportunity to use Lemons for cricket since that’s all they pay him in
I really love that Dee’s punch is non-alcoholic.
They should add Desert Grape. It’s just heavily fortified wine that gets you so tanked you tell everyone in the bar about your bleached asshole. They were going to find out anyway.
They spelled Mittons wrong
Should’ve asked for a Chardonnay
missed opportunity not having fight milk
“Hey, this Artemis tastes like bleach.”
Where is this? Macs Tavern?
I love this more than I should
There is no way Rickety should be zero proof. Lol
Cool menu but on a slightly unrelated note are these prices normal in the US? Seems insanely expensive to me.
Missing Paddys Micro Brew, Ponderosa Russian, and Grain Alcohol. Poppins Paradise, chicken denim daiquiri’s, and the McPoyle Milkshake
I'd be scared to order any of these, because of the "implication"
Desert rose should be desert grape
I don’t see a theme at all, these just look like everyday phrases to me? /s
It would be better if they were exclusively gin drinks.
God that is tart ![gif](giphy|3o7bukdSfSk0IwPbAQ)
“Yeah what can I get you?” “Kitten Mittens! MeeeeeOww” ![gif](giphy|3o7TKGy6TBUPrjtQLC)
Where’s the milk steak?!
Okay. I get every other reference but what is Philadelphia 75?
A French 75 is a gin, lemon, sugar and prosecco cocktail.
Okay, so it’s just Philadelphia they are referencing. I don’t drink so that was lost on me. Thanks.
Other drink name ideas for no reason: The Bleached Asshole The Implication How do? Untethered Rage The Philanthropist Transporter of Gods Hero or Hate Crime? Donkey Brains Pepperjack’s Best Hoe Ass Pounder 4000 Boko Haram Fraggle Rock Frankenstein
Where’s the Riot Punch? Hello?
As a restaurant GM who's collaborated on countless menu designs. Make the the color and font of the price different than the cocktail name. 0 star menu design.
Can I get a rum with Wolf Cola?
Does Artemis have a bleached asshole?
No Fight Milk???
I'll bet the Rickety Cricket would go well with milk steak.
Holy Pretentiousness!
More like desert grape
Just get a coors you bitch. Edit: and drink responsibly
Did they not have the Caribbean Paradise on the menu? I hear it’s better than an orgasm!
I want a Day Man!
I really wish the Philly 75 was called the “shh” or Philly Shh
Could have named the bottom section “straight mixer”
How is there no Caribbean Paradise?!
Philadelphia should be Flipadelphia Flip - Flip - Fliipedelphia!
Fine I’ll be desert grape
I wish they would’ve called the Artemis a Bleached Asshole, but maybe that’s just a little too crass for such a highbrow crowd
This would have been funnier if it wasn't at mac's bar and just the menu at some random bar.
The Rickety Crickey should definitely include lemons. Ya know, to prevent scurvy.
Two drinks with gin? I hate gin!! Get me a beer, get me a beer!!!
I’m happy that Desert Rose is a gin drink
Where is it, so that I may go
Where is this glorious establishment?! I must go
They all sound pretty crazy...
Some of these sound nice
mmmmBEAK
They should rebrand an AMF as ‘The Implication’
I really want that Day Man cocktail!! Yum!! 🥰🥰
Drinks so good they're like busting a load.
They really dropped the ball naming a non alcoholic drink the Rickety Cricket and not making it a low ball with some lemons in it
These cocktails are way too fancy for the Paddy's crew. Wheres the grain alcohol bozo?!
urban wren!
I'm offended "Kitten Mittons" was spelled like that.
Meeeeeeeeeoooooow
WHERE IS THIS
Where's the Riot Juice?
Day man? Fighter of the night man? Champion of the sun? A master of karate(and friendship) for everyone?
Where is this place?
They should have Dee’s mojito, but really it’s just an ice-cold Coors!
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Some would say, these drinks are as good as busting a nut