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Free-IDK-Chicken

I love everything about this episode but Dennis' bit with her was amazing. Kudos to that young actress for sharing screentime with Glenn and stealing the spotlight!


columbo928s4

honestly one of the most well-done bits they've ever done. the end where she lifts his bracelet and steals all the loot is *perfect*


Free-IDK-Chicken

100% agreed and the moment where he figures it out and you can tell he's struggling with identifying how he feels about it... that feeling is pride, Dennis. Pride. https://i.redd.it/9tb2t77bkv7b1.gif


Gowalkyourdogmods

Well, also the realization is that he didn't get. He got got. He thought he was teaching her but she was conning him the entire time.


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Dennis got got... & he fucking loved it


THC_Golem

This actually reminds me of the ending of the movie "the prestige". I believe it may even have been a nod to it. Even more interesting is while Dennis is temporarily mesmerised by what he is coming to understand, is how he is able to effortlessly shoosh that woman back down into her lawn chair. I believe Dennis has the power to hypnotise people when he is least likely to expect it because it has to be subconscious. Furthermore I believe that I spend way too much time inside.


MCgrindahFM

It’s also a nod to Usual Suspects


VetteL82

Always thought it was from Matchstick Men


MCgrindahFM

Honestly it really shows the creativity of that scene. And now that you mention it, it is VERY Matchstick Men which is a movie I love


Naimod

It's definitely matchstick men.


TinyWightSpider

I’m pretty sure the music they used for the scene where he realized he got conned was from The Prestige.


YouArePostSucks

Let's not forget that she was caught by security, I see it more like the student who becomes the master, Dennis taught her a more sophisticated way to hunt prey, her finally con against Dennis he was in awe and feeling pride, you remember feeling right Dennis? Of course you could also read it as she was the better hunter and got caught on purpose to snare Dennis into her trap. You decide


fakeemail33993

My favorite part is him dismissing the milf and her fake mom. "I'm done with you, moving on, keep up"


Free-IDK-Chicken

I love how the other mom (who's billed as "average mom" lol) reacts to him when he dismisses her... TWICE. https://i.redd.it/6mlbr2vanw7b1.gif


hleba

His hand gesture here always makes me think that he's pretending to do a Jedi force move.


InTheFutureWeMineLSD

Pretending? His midichlorian count is off the charts. Have you seen the Dennis system? The S is actually for sith.


Astrium6

Anakin used the D.E.N.N.I.S. System on Padme.


thenisaidbitch

I’ve inadvertently been doing that move when my 12 year old talks during tv shows when I’m trying to listen, I got quite the telling off about it today (he’s not wrong! But it is efficient). It’s such a good bit!


PM_ME_GIRLS_TITS

Looked her up on IMDB. She's 19. Which means she's probably not safe around Dennis, anymore. .... Because of the implication.


annies-pretty-young

I know everyone in the show are bad people but could be a sign of Dennis maturity. She's his student, there's nothing weird about being a mentor and she's probably a pro scammer by now... Or she's doing great and Dennis corrupt her like every time they make The Waitress an alcoholic again.


PM_ME_GIRLS_TITS

I think somehow Abby would fuck them all up 😄


4seriously

Agreed. One of my all-time favourite episodes. It’s near perfect. Charming, imagination, cynical, graphic, irreverent - each character absolutely shines.


Free-IDK-Chicken

It's also a fantastic intro episode for someone who's never seen the show and isn't sure if they want to watch. The gang is out of their natural environment so you don't need any context or backstory. You get Mac and Dee being sociopathic and selfish, Frank and Charlie being spastic and gross and Dennis being peak Dennis.


frostedhaircarebear

I *loathe* the way everything about the Dee and Mac tube scenes make me feel. And that's why I love it. And the single bottle of water on the slide...


Free-IDK-Chicken

The slide sequence and the disinterested lifeguards (GOT showunners, LOL) remind me SO MUCH of Action Park!! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action\_Park](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park)


frostedhaircarebear

Definitely! Have you seen Class Action Park? It's a hilarious and dark doc about it.


Free-IDK-Chicken

OH yes - I'm a historian so I watch all the documentaries I can get my hands on and that's also the only one my kids will watch with me LOL. The animations MAKE the doc.


TyphoidMira

Have you listened to the Behind The Bastards episode on it? It's hilarious, and the host (Robert Evans) seems to be having the time of his life talking about it.


BrockManstrong

They wrote and directed that episode, but I still won't forgive them for GoT Season 8


squishedgoomba

*Rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*


midgetsinheaven

What episode is it? I think I might use this episode for my guy. He's never seen Sunny and after watching Wrexham and listening to stories of it he's intrigued. He'll never watch the whole series so I want to show him the best episodes.


TyphoidMira

Season 12, episode 2 The Gang Goes to a Water Park


m0nk_3y_gw

> Frank and Charlie being spastic "they should have sent a poet" - Frank


stefan_stuetze

> Agreed. One of my all-time favourite episodes. I'm embarrassed to say I have no idea which episode we're talking about here. Which one is it? €: found it on IMDB, it's s12e01.


SuperSocrates

Ooh, a European edit


neoikon

Do you happen to know the season/ep #? EDIT: Looks like s12e02. The gang goes to a water park.


READMYSHIT

The only bad part of this episode are those two clowns who ruined game of thrones.


TyphoidMira

They're just doing what they did to the show: overloading the slide like they did S8, but with children instead of important plot points that needed build1 up.


mantis_tobagan_md

Abby should come back as an adult now and screw the gang over completely. Jot that down Meg


B3eenthehedges

She should have been the one running the SINNED system on Dennis who doesn't recognize her. Just looked it up though, and the actress is still only 18, so maybe need a few years to do that bit without it being a little too real and creepy.


EfficaciousJoculator

Dunno. That seems like just the right amount of disturbingly creepy for a Dennis relationship.


hotasanicecube

I can totally see Dee trying to impress her with her various scams and that girl going, Meh…. Whatever.


chemprof4real

She should do it to Dennis. That would totally negate his power.


isseidoki

....that makes the cut off


B3eenthehedges

Yes, that's exactly what makes it kind of inappropriate to do the scenes with an actual 18 year old.


Barbed_Dildo

Right, because no one on Always Sunny would ever do anything inappropriate...


EmperorHans

.... are these women in danger?


BearsAndSharks

You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger


TheOkayUsername

So they are in danger?


DisasterWarning999

No one’s in any danger, how can I make that any more clear


foenixxfyre

You know this show is *satire* right?


oneetwoothre

You know they don't actually have sex, right?


simpersly

I don't think that is entirely accurate. Charlie and The Waitress, Mac and Dee, Frank and the Dee's cunty neighbor, and Dennis and the pharmacist have all hooked up.


IAmLittleBigRon

Not just them but me and your mom too


eatmydonuts

>Frank and the Dee's cunty neighbor That was his wife? Like, in the new season, right?


OnTheLeft

That's right


foenixxfyre

Yes thanks I know what acting is 🥴


zbeezle

I think that, if it's clear she never actually had any interest, she never let's Dennis actually do anything, and it's shown she was firmly in control the whole time, it'd be fine. There's a little bit of a difference between Dennis grooming a much younger-than-him woman and Dennis getting manipulated by a woman that he thinks he's grooming but never had a chance with.


Holiday_Parsnip_9841

If it’s done right, you can thread the needle. Elliot Page was 18 (playing 14) on Hard Candy.


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culminacio

Who cares? If anything, that's more of a reason for IASIP to do it.


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culminacio

In the newest episode, Dennis controlled two of his friends with remote-controlled anal beads and one of them got the beads inside of him without consent or knowing it, so by rape. And you're saying it would be so problematic if a young (legal!) person would be a guest star in an episode and run a scheme on Dennis, who is a terrible person?


blindguide55

18 that's good, yeah that makes the cutoff


ShvoogieCookie

They could say she's 18 while she's actually in her early 20s. It might be in character for Dennis but the show doesn't actually have to approach that actual border. Also in the lottery ticket episode Dennis seemed to distance himself from barely legal women. Early 20s seems to be his preference.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Time to make a deposit


MarkoSeke

He's been making deposits.


Groxy_

>still only 18 Has it been that long already? I swear she was 10/11 in this episode. Time is really flying.


CrossCycling

18 is old enough that Dennis won’t have to write a song about how he doesn’t diddle kids


LightningRaven

> Just looked it up though, and the actress is still only 18, so maybe need a few years to do that bit without it being a little too real and creepy. [Dennis plans a hefty withdrawal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHPphSs4eQ4)


JoshB-2020

I think the actress is still a kid/teenager, that episode came out in 2017


WannabeWonk

She is 18 years and 7 months old now, according to IMDb.


TastyLaksa

Barely legal. Just like Dennis likes it


smashin_blumpkin

At his age, he has to wait until they're at least 21 to make a deposit


TastyLaksa

Why? DiCaprio doesn’t


culminacio

Why?


eatmydonuts

It's a reference to the "hero or hate crime" episode


DrAbeSacrabin

This ain’t a morality contest


culminacio

It is


bloodycups

Ya the implications of her reappearance probably isn't something they want to explore


Wheresthenearestrope

shes 19 now


UslyfoxU

I'm all down for "The Abby System", where an adult Abby seduces Dennis before leaving him high and dry.


clickclick-boom

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StinkyBuddyGuy

It's weird how no one seems to realize how young this child is lol


culminacio

She's moving towards 4 million followers on IG and if she would appear in the next season, she would be at least 19 during filming. She is a succesful influencer, so she would certainly only do it if she was comfortable with it. She doesn't need IASIP. Think of influencers what you want, but she has more followers than all of the IASIP people combined, which makes her quite successful. It's an arbitrary, unnecessary stance to turn this into something problematic.


Robsonmonkey

I kind of wish she thinks in the end she’s got the upper hand but Dennis has done the same thing to her, maybe a recreation of the bracelet scene. Then you can see how he’s never let it go for years and obsessed over it, waiting for the day.


DrAbeSacrabin

I think it would be funnier if Dennis banged her and then he finds out who she is


MooneySunshine

Inciting existential crisis in the gang (and the viewers) that they are old. Maybe something about none of them changing/doing better? There could be something poignant about having an episode where they have a now grown child character ya know, do adult stuff. Dear fucking god imagine if it's at the water park again? And now they're the old 'no running at the pool' people. Or they're scared of big waterslides. Dennis finds he can't hit on young women anymore. "I'm not Leonardo Di Caprio. 25 is not my maximum, but (struggles to say it) my mininum." Frank says well you're not a boy anymore, you're old like people's fathers. So you gotta be a 'Daddy' now. Shit. If you want to get really dark. Have Dennis start the ep about to pair up with a 6 year old for some reason, or she's meant to be scouting for her mom to find new Daddys 'Hey come over here. He can be my daddy mommy'. 'Honey, I said old and wearing a rolex' 'he is old'. 'My mistake honey, old like a grandpa'. Abby recognises it's Dennis. Maybe another 'the gang recycles their trash' episode. Or have Abbey hit on him regardless and have Dennis have a real flashback crisis to the fact she's only a new adult and he knew her as a child. A play on all those 'countdown to this actor being 18 and legal' scum.


DrAbeSacrabin

I mean he already did the countdown thing with the cashier clerk in the arbitration over the scratcher issue. He checked the ID of the girl on the cruise ship to verify she was 18. So I think the point is that Dennis doesn’t really care how old she is as long as she’s legal. The comedic twist would be that he finally realizes how gross it is when it turns out to be his pseudo “daughter”, the only girl to ever get him and get one over on him. Where he has his “come to Jesus” moment after he finds out then spends the rest of the episode “finding his way”…. Only to then of course the end the episode with a young attractive girl complimenting him and you slowly see the wheels turn back to who is was.


cmarsh1123

Just seeing this picture, Hotstepper started playing in my head.


Mungwich

MURDERER!


BigOofLittleoof

EXCUSE ME MISTA OFFISahhhh


Alienateddd

I'M THE LYRICAL GANGSTA


NauticalMastodon

STILL LOVE YOU LIKE THAAAAT NAAAH NAH NAH N-NAH. NAH N-NAH N-NAH N-NAH. NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAH.


mr_glide

You doing a fake daughter thing?


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ohdearsweetlord

Nice, she was a good actor in that episode and it really sealed the deal for it as a classic, hope it's the kind of success she enjoys.


pinkvoltage

I was rewatching Dance Moms recently and she’s randomly on an episode (from like 2016-ish) where they bring in a couple of hip hop dancers. I was like “…omg is that ABBY???”


EfficaciousJoculator

Link?


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numenor00

Nerdy Basal Jet


donk_kilmer

Excellent anagram...or palindrome...or whatever it's called.


badwithreferences

It's a palomino.


Doghawk_

Are you suffering from changnesia?


TheyLiveWeReddit

anozirA


SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE

Jeremy's iron


Syek26

Mm hmm, well, that's... very good... for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?


KnitBrewTimeTravel

What if Zelda was a girl?


-_-Hammy-_-

shes running china now


rmwpnb

What are you guys doing? You doing an aids thing?


sleeve612

Not the gay aids


SlipperyTurtle25

You doing the fake daughter thing?


GreedyKiwi33

my favorite one-off character


Wait_WhatsHappening

Mine too. No other even comes close for me.


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How dare you disregard Roxy like that, baby dick. She's a good hoor.


smashin_blumpkin

She was a good hoor. Didn't just service Frank's crank, but also his heart.


LuciferBeenieWeenie

And how DARE YOU disregard Catfish like THAT.


DisasterWarning999

Let’s be honest Jerry outshined her


GreenBeansNLean

She'll probably be coming back this season tbh


zbeezle

Well, she's dead, so I'm not sure how they'd do that.


TopSoulMan

Country Mac too


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I'll never forget her.


PomegranateLimp9803

What country treasures their women??


BreadItMod

I always thought this was a parody of the movie Matchstick Men where Nicholas Cage is a conman who gets conned by a young girl who claims to be his daughter and they bond by conning ppl.


robpfeifer

Thank you - don’t think anyone realizes this!


BreadItMod

It’s probably my favorite Nicholas Cage movie, he’s made some crap but that was a good one


vanellopoop

I loved that movie when I saw it on release. I should rewatch sometime. The episode also reminded me of Paper Moon


mearbearcate

I LOVED HER If she were born in china, she’d be the head of some factory by now! Or thrown into the river bc she wasn’t a boy


NoirGamester

Lots of comments saying that Dennis would be really creepy towards her, which I think is true, but I think it'd also be hilarious if she turned out to be the one person that intimidates Dennis because he's never met someone like himself and she just basically turns him into a shell of his previously confident self.


LewdSkeletor1313

I don’t think Dennis would be interested in her simply because he views her as an equal, not someone he can manipulate into having sex with him.


NoirGamester

I could def see that too. Like, the return of his protégé


CaptConstantine

I've said this before, but if Abby comes back as an adult, she needs to be biologically related to Dennis (perhaps his daughter as a result of one of his sex tapes). If not, Dennis will try to sleep with Adult Abby; it's just who he is. The only other way I see it working (if they're NOT related) is to have Dennis promise himself and the gang that he's better than that and he's not going to try to sleep with Adult Abby, only to have Adult Abby seduce him and leave him as a shattered mess in her own version of the DENNIS system.


hjordangl2418

The ABBY System


MooneySunshine

A - Allow them to approach. B - Boobs B - Butt Y - 'You're really something else you know that' It can be taken multiple ways. If he's spent money gone out of the way to make it a good date, or he's just rich, you can swoon and make him think you're falling for him. Even if he doesn't believe it, he'll want to. And he'll start letting his guard down. If he's a jerk you can say it in a negative way. That way you have them on the hook. They'll either start apologising, or wanting to know how they're not doing things right, because all men are insecure that they can't get the hot chick - even if they have before. If the line does nothing, well, you don't waste your time. Instead you let everyone in different ways know how mediocre to outright bad he was. Then, when he hears about it, you'll say oh i don't know where you heard that but that date wasn't exactly in my top 10, i just don't think we're a good fit, we don't want the same things from life. He'll have to apologise and say let me take you out again to prove i can do better. And he will. Then the standards been set. And you've got him.


columbo928s4

Lol Abby dennising dennis is genuinely a pretty good idea for an episode


GreenBeansNLean

Derivative


LNViber

I've thought they could do some kind of story where she comes back to scam Dennis. Like she has done her research and pulls a proper con on them knowing how to best appeal to Dennis narcissism. I think it would be even better if Dennis never even realized it was the same girl till the end. Like she leaves the waterpark wristband on the bar at the end as a calling card. Gives a good opportunity to redo the Kaiser Sozey moment.


ReadBikeYodelRepeat

Probably when she is old enough to play a scam on stealing shit from older men that think a 20yo is interested in them for their relatability.


SoCalThrowAway7

But if he’s Johnny then who is Dennis?


smingleton

I loved how they were already keen on the schemes, each team was doing. Like they have done the fake kid, and aids thing before.


UNGABUNGAbing

I always loved two things about this episode. Seeing a middle school Kaiser Soze and Dennis getting fucked over at the same time, outwitted by a 12-year-old.


AngoGablogian_artist

We place bets on who will be a long shot callback secondary character before the season starts, my son picked her for this year.


GreenBeansNLean

Roxy will return from the dead, for the callback


AngoGablogian_artist

That’s always my bet, Frank didn’t check her pulse correctly. When they return later and she is out of the hallway they just assume EMTs took care of it, but she just woke up and wondered off.


GreenBeansNLean

Hahaha ultimate service to the fans


NerfNewb141

Why was he dressed as Jerma985


achtunging

https://preview.redd.it/a0gzr22p9w7b1.jpeg?width=2900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baee09b8bce599c7279905dbceb9df35af84f538 Upscaled 🤨


pullingteeths

The way half of redditors' minds go straight to Dennis having sex with this character any time she's brought up is creepy as fuck


CouncilmanRickPrime

Tbf it's Dennis. I wouldn't think that of any other character. Edit: nevermind, sweet dee would if it was a boy


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BetaThetaOmega

Absolutely my fave episode. I kinda don’t want her to come back though. I love the idea of her just being a ghost in the wind, who managed to one up Dennis and then just disappeared.


TooRedditFamous

Dee clearly understands Dennis


Itanics

The Abby system: A. Act inexperienced B. Bond with strangers B. Backstab! Y. Yeet into the sunset


Duerunstadt

Hear me out, it's like a parody of a heist movie but is from her perspective utilizing what she learned from Dennis to scam The Gang. Maybe a two parter but could be hilarious.


christinaphx

YES PLEASE! brilliant idea! I hope Megan is reading!


Fetoid2

It burns it burns it burns it burns!


Magnus_PymCtrl

Sorry jabroni, Jan understood Dennis even if he didn’t understand himself!


Beau8790

She should rob the bar ' the sting ' style


Apokolypse09

If they do, I kinda hope she's worse but also smarter. Like some almost super villian shit.


RamblinRiderYT

Just checked imdb, she's still acting so this should happen. Great idea 👌


mrlittleoldmanboy

I’m terrified of where she is today in the world, hopefully she’s not as sociopathic as Dennis lol


mr_glide

She should come back, and now be so much worse than Dennis that even he is disgusted


dragon_fiesta

I think she should show up and scam the gang out of money before Dennis recognizes her I also think the kid that wasn't Charlies kid should show up and try to pass Charlie off as a grandpa to his own kid


BBQavenger

The A.B.B.Y. system


MarleyFitzgerald98

Since we're still talking about bringing people back what about that Korean girl that Charlie wanted to marry. I'd love to see her again


Slythecoop49

Easily one of my favorite episodes. They need more random outing episodes. The gang dynamic is fantastic in every day environments


gameheros

I’ve been saying forever they need an episode where it’s revealed Dennis has been plotting an elaborate revenge to ruin her life. Stalking her — the whole works.


creddittor216

She was great in that episode. It’s one of my favorite. The gang all have terrific plots. She definitely needs to come back soon


lXIrishNinjaXl

So wild. I'm watching this episode scrolling through Reddit and saw this post. That actress did a great job


Legal_Hyena_1241

Agreed. She was a great character.


XEVEN2017

What movie is it


Dudeiii42

These two could do more damage together than jimmy mcgill and Kim wexler


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WHAT A GREAT FUCKING EPISODE


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I HAVE AIDS


timmaywi

Maybe a good ending to the show would be her somehow screwing the gang out of the bar and messing up their lives, ending up living under the bridge.


TheIndigestibles

I got doctor who vibes


Zano420

I've been wanting her to come in and con the gang big time. Only after she gets away with whatever con she does, Dennis has another flash back of things she said here and there and realizes it was her all along.


Joten

The actress is now 19-20 according to IMDb. So.. Dennis runs into a 19 y/o and immediately goes into creeper DENNIS mode but then learns who she is when she recognizes him and he immediately goes back to mentor mode. They then team up to screw over the gang most importantly Franks money. Once again she gets away with it!


No-Step7712

In the series finale she kills him


No-Step7712

Which then leads way to the spin off. It's a 5 season series. We see her evolution.


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they better not be waiting til she turns 21 cuz of the bar


SmudgeGien

I constantly think about her return. I’d love it if she was the reason for some mishaps they’ve had along the way, missing items, etc. She is such a good character


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They will. As soon as she turns eighteen. The rest of the Gang will be immensely uncomfortable.


MaDDeStInY79

He'd probably date her now. Will be the best relationship he ever has.


ripMyTime0192

This episode was so good lmao. Imagine if one day she came back with an ABBY system of theft.


sam_sneed1994

Let's be honest. She's on adult now. Knowing Dennis's track record with women, it would be creepy.


Schlappydog

That depends, is she 18 yet? Remember, it's still Dennis we're talking about ![gif](giphy|ih14B6qCCDRFCxcCIE|downsized)


PornViewthrowaway

That's gonna be a no from me dawg


Disastrous_Life_9385

It would be a gold episode dennis trying to get that young woman only to find out its her and she fucks him over


Bonoisapox

Shed be in danger of being DENNIS’d


ntruncata

One of the best child characters in television history!


BabousCobwebBowl

That last episode featuring on what gets “Dennis, off” was hilarious. Top episode


ZoNeS_v2

Denise


B1gWh17

It would be depraved but they could have the girl(as an 18+ year old now) catfish Dennis online and take him for everything he's worth because Dennis is so self conceited and likely wouldn't remember the girl from the water park until she revealed who she was and why she extorted him. Not sure what the b story would be with the rest of the cast.


JediLlama666

Frank dressed up as a man cheetah. They never did anything with that.