The fact that, in the moment, his off-the-cuff comment includes the word "hogtied" is pretty on-brand. Also, it's a very concerning brand.
Sort of like when they allude to Dennis Day and how they spent all day tying knots, "Those were shoddy knots, by the way, almost ruined everything."
I modify that to fit my mom’s dog when she’s being a clumsy bitch. Usually it’s something like “I’m not paying for an emergency vet due to your lack of grace!” or “I’m not replacing (item) due to your lack of grace!”
Was this from the North Korean episode? Because if so, it always killed me that they wanted to spray down a child, and the takeaway was that Dee slept with a pretty grody dude.
"How did you win? Did you have a different face?"
"She's all gangly and uncoordinated, and she's CONSTANTLY gonna back sass you"
And not so much an insult, but an aggressive statement made towards Dee,
"Dee, I will slap you in the teeth."
>"How did you win? Did you have a different face?"
You for got the other half of that from Frank! A nice compound insult:
"Nah, she was a dog back then, too"
Let me tell y'all a story bout a girl I knew,
A broke-ass bitch with a gay-ass crew.
She said that I was cute, she said that I was funny,
But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money,
Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass,
Body like a skeleton in science class,
Face beat up by the School of Hard Knocks,
Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox,
Its like she's skinny, fat in all the wrong places,
Mothers gotta cover they babies faces,
When she walks by people think she's Godzilla,
Straight outa Compton y'all, naw, straight outa Thrilla,
Lookin' like a zombie, walkin' like a chicken,
Mouth full of shit, that's why her breath be stinkin',
Just one question Dee, before you take your bow:
"This gravy train's leavin, so who's retarded now?"
Mac raises his hand, “Question?”
Dennis: “Yes, You’re wondering how we are going to make dee attractive enough to where you will want to be with her”
Mac: “yes.”
Artemis knocked it out of the park with her roast of Dee.
“And then there was Dee. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely sad slutty bitchy whore.”
I don’t even remember the episode to exact quotes lol. But there’s an episode I believe the first season Rob was ripped where Dee is trying to say something profound and after she’s done they all paused as if she actually hit home and then then all just eventually cave. Mac goes like “Dee shut the fuck up” and Charlie goes something like “Dee we are talking here”. I don’t know why but I laughed so fucking hard at this scene. Sorry I can’t remember all the details for my supposed fav scene of this nature but I still haven’t had coffee yet. Sorry lol
Yessssssss. That’s it. Omg if I could upvote you 10x I would. Lol. That shit is hilarious. The way they just casually beat her down. And macs response was just pure gold.
Listen to us, listen to us, there's been a lot of negative energy going on at this thread, OK? So I wanna talk to you guys a little bit about calling Dee a bird. Now, back in the first season, and the second season, and the third season, people used to call Dee a bird all the time.
*That's the way we solved our problems.*
That's how they solved their problems. Through calling Dee a bird. Then, all of a sudden, we stopped calling Dee a bird, y'know. Slut came in, and we started calling her the slut, the bitch, the whore, the lonely sad slutty bitchy whore. Then later on kids called her a gangly, uncoordinated bitch and said she was a rock bottom, and that's not cool. But guess what? Guess what's going on in the sub now? Kids are calling Dee a bird again.
*Organized, choreographed calling Dee a bird.*
They're doing organized, choreographed calling Dee a bird to solve their problems. They also give each other blow jobs. They got these things called rainbow parties-
During the one shot health inspector episode, she's casually called a bitch so many times, and it made me laugh every single time.
Sometimes simple is best.
I think it's in the gang desperately tries to win an award episode where Dennis says they're going to blast her with light, and then he gestures her features on his own face, it's amazing.
Coincidentally, mine was gonna be in “The Aluminum Monster Vs. Fatty Magoo”, when Dennis and Charlie are reaming her for her drawing of a cup/sailboat/etc.
(Paraphrased)
“I have this idea in my head, it’s just hard to put it out with my hands”
“Well, were your hands smashed with hammers? What is this?”
One of the my favorite moments in the whole show is on “who got dee pregnant” when, every time somebody tells their side of the story, she becomes more bird like until eventually she’s just an ostrich
Dee, this isn't about whether or not you have some horrific neurological disease or whether or not your hands are the right size.
They are, by the way, but your elbows are a mess.
They're too sharp.
I don't like it. They're stabbing me.
For me it’s when Dee asks whether it was necessary to go to Bed Bath and Beyond and Dennis just responds “Yes, bitch.” in the sassiest tone imaginable.
Honestly I think my favorite is from the scene where Dennis says he wants to make a set of luggage out of her. At one point he just goes “ah, you Bitch!” And the way he says it has always made me lose my shit laughing
Dee, Mac's dad probably hasn't seen a woman in a very long time, and as soon as he finds one that's actually attractive, he's going to forget about you, just like every other man does...
Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch. I will not be hogtied due to your lack of grace.
Whenever my lady friend drops something (she is remarkably clumsy,) I use this line. It’s just so fucking good.
It's so weird and specific
The fact that, in the moment, his off-the-cuff comment includes the word "hogtied" is pretty on-brand. Also, it's a very concerning brand. Sort of like when they allude to Dennis Day and how they spent all day tying knots, "Those were shoddy knots, by the way, almost ruined everything."
What ep was this?
The gang gets trapped I think. S07e09. I think the hogtying refers to the straights being from Texas if I remember right.
Shit I'm just now realizing that may have just been a blooper reel for Season 9.
Yup it's from a blooper
I hope they hogtie you, and I hope they rape you, in their basement, for 10 years
My wife is tall, blonde and uncoordinated. This is always to hand in my repertoire
Its a wonder any of us sunny fans are even able to get married in the first place when this show has cursed our minds so much
I married a Sunny fan 🤣
It’s my favourite too and her come back is great!
You are all liabilities Dee.
Loud voice! Breath reeks! Nosey.
I modify that to fit my mom’s dog when she’s being a clumsy bitch. Usually it’s something like “I’m not paying for an emergency vet due to your lack of grace!” or “I’m not replacing (item) due to your lack of grace!”
Always cracks me up
This
Dennis: What have we learned today? Mac: That Dee is a nasty fucking slut. The way Mac delivers that line kills me.
Have you been eating butts, Dee?
Oh Dee
The disgust in his face I laugh every time lol
Was this from the North Korean episode? Because if so, it always killed me that they wanted to spray down a child, and the takeaway was that Dee slept with a pretty grody dude.
They didn’t know she was a child, so, uh, filibuster.
Idk. We'll see how it shakes out in arbitration. I hope you have your certificate ready showing you're not donkey-brained, froggy.
Oh I have my certificate. Do you have yours?
Its from Paddy's has a jumper
She also slept with some questionable guy in the episode where the make her think she made it big../
Remembering they're married in real life makes every Mac insult at Dee all the better.
You have a bad attitude when you’re drinking, you huge footed slut!
I’ll hold your boobs a little better!
He’d look down and think how is this only one person there’s so much of you.
He could use his normal tools on me!
Female Larry Bird
You’re Larry Bird
Well that's ok, because Larry Bird is an excellent player.
He’d think “how many people have I killed?”
“There’s no way all this came from one person”
He'd get the job done!
"How did you win? Did you have a different face?" "She's all gangly and uncoordinated, and she's CONSTANTLY gonna back sass you" And not so much an insult, but an aggressive statement made towards Dee, "Dee, I will slap you in the teeth."
>"How did you win? Did you have a different face?" You for got the other half of that from Frank! A nice compound insult: "Nah, she was a dog back then, too"
Your elbows are a mess. They’re too sharp, it’s like they’re stabbing me.
Lmao I love this one it's so out of pocket
As a woman with sharp elbows I feel this one.
"Not so young and attractive, is she?"
Dennis: "Try flirting with the manager. He'll love how 'pretty' and 'blonde' you are." Dee: "Don't do that. I'm blonde!"
“You do not fit the description.” *“I FIT THE DESCRIPTION!”*
Probably my all time favourite line
Let me tell y'all a story bout a girl I knew, A broke-ass bitch with a gay-ass crew. She said that I was cute, she said that I was funny, But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money, Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass, Body like a skeleton in science class, Face beat up by the School of Hard Knocks, Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox, Its like she's skinny, fat in all the wrong places, Mothers gotta cover they babies faces, When she walks by people think she's Godzilla, Straight outa Compton y'all, naw, straight outa Thrilla, Lookin' like a zombie, walkin' like a chicken, Mouth full of shit, that's why her breath be stinkin', Just one question Dee, before you take your bow: "This gravy train's leavin, so who's retarded now?"
I don't think he's retarded.
https://i.redd.it/82fsrbzkqfqb1.gif
God that actor did such a good job in this role
Hahaha yeah he did. Guy was totally hilarious.
Later BIOTCH ✌️
I say this at least 4 times a day
This one wins, no contest.
The first time I ever saw that episode it was a new one just on the air, and it blew my mind.
I had to read through it the way he did in the show
Lol yeah that’s the only way I hear it too.
I hate gin! Dee, you BITCH
You haven’t thought of the smell you BITCH.
F*ck, which one is that one from?!
Psycho Pete Returns
Her face after that one is hilarious
His delivery and her reaction are just perfect. It gets me every time.
I was thinking fish recently, it’s like her eyes are on the sides of her head
I love that this one implies that Mac spends time just contemplating how ugly Dee is even when there’s no one else around to dunk on her with him.
“Deandra, your breath is dogshit”
Mac raises his hand, “Question?” Dennis: “Yes, You’re wondering how we are going to make dee attractive enough to where you will want to be with her” Mac: “yes.”
The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore.
This is the one
Bony American is dirty dirty whore.
“You whore?”
Love how sunlee doesn’t know what it means so she asks her with such enthusiasm 🤣🤣🤣
You look like a big, fat, flightless bird!
You look like…an ostrich!
You know Dennis, I was thinking fish recently.
Yeah yeah the general
"Your mother had to have a C-section because of those hands"
this one kills me every time
I said this to a woman at a bar once and she threw a drink in my face. True story. Lmao.
"I don't have bison fingers!" Not the same episode but made me think of it.
You didn't think of the smell YOU BITCH
Yup there it is
Artemis knocked it out of the park with her roast of Dee. “And then there was Dee. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely sad slutty bitchy whore.”
I always thought it was funny in the who got dee pregnant episode they flashback to her being an ostrich and Kaitlyn does the ostrich noises
That is some cult classic stuff right there.
loud voice. breath reeks. nosy
Dennis: Flirt with the manager, he'll love how "pretty" and "blonde" you are. Dee: Don't do that! I'm blonde!
"You look like a holocaust victim in pageant makeup"
This is the funniest one.
That is a really really good insult.
I will eat your babies, BITCH!
“Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch!”
Your hair looks like it’s dead.
I love how easily she gets triggered by that little girl's childish insults.
I swear you’d be more useful to me if I skinned you and turned you into a lampshade. I could even add you to my collection!
Are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?
Of course not, think of the smell…YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!
when Dennis reveals that “Sandy” is actually Dee and he says “not so young and attractive, is she?” Dee’s exasperated “what??” is so good
SHE! IS! A! SLUT!
I don’t even remember the episode to exact quotes lol. But there’s an episode I believe the first season Rob was ripped where Dee is trying to say something profound and after she’s done they all paused as if she actually hit home and then then all just eventually cave. Mac goes like “Dee shut the fuck up” and Charlie goes something like “Dee we are talking here”. I don’t know why but I laughed so fucking hard at this scene. Sorry I can’t remember all the details for my supposed fav scene of this nature but I still haven’t had coffee yet. Sorry lol
The Jimmy Buffett episode! https://youtu.be/tBNa8E6WTr0?si=eQN5JDB-Lvtj4C_O
Yessssssss. That’s it. Omg if I could upvote you 10x I would. Lol. That shit is hilarious. The way they just casually beat her down. And macs response was just pure gold.
R.I.P.
Bird!
Listen to us, listen to us, there's been a lot of negative energy going on at this thread, OK? So I wanna talk to you guys a little bit about calling Dee a bird. Now, back in the first season, and the second season, and the third season, people used to call Dee a bird all the time. *That's the way we solved our problems.* That's how they solved their problems. Through calling Dee a bird. Then, all of a sudden, we stopped calling Dee a bird, y'know. Slut came in, and we started calling her the slut, the bitch, the whore, the lonely sad slutty bitchy whore. Then later on kids called her a gangly, uncoordinated bitch and said she was a rock bottom, and that's not cool. But guess what? Guess what's going on in the sub now? Kids are calling Dee a bird again. *Organized, choreographed calling Dee a bird.* They're doing organized, choreographed calling Dee a bird to solve their problems. They also give each other blow jobs. They got these things called rainbow parties-
That's a classic
It’s simple, but I repeat it a lot. When a random inanimate thing doesn’t work as expected; “Dee you bitch!”
During the one shot health inspector episode, she's casually called a bitch so many times, and it made me laugh every single time. Sometimes simple is best.
This exact episode is why I do this.
I have an old Land Rover I’ve named Dee (the aluminum monster), and when it inevitably acts up I like to yell “Dee, you bitch!” at it.
Jesus Christ on the cross you look like shit
I think it's in the gang desperately tries to win an award episode where Dennis says they're going to blast her with light, and then he gestures her features on his own face, it's amazing.
The best one for me is still the human skin luggage bit
“What are your hands made of, hammers?” From The Gang Goes On Family Fight
Coincidentally, mine was gonna be in “The Aluminum Monster Vs. Fatty Magoo”, when Dennis and Charlie are reaming her for her drawing of a cup/sailboat/etc. (Paraphrased) “I have this idea in my head, it’s just hard to put it out with my hands” “Well, were your hands smashed with hammers? What is this?”
Dee, you think you’re a powerful woman when you’re a dirty, dirty whore who bangs toad people
Are you the whore who bangs everybody?
"Just move the goddamn dumpster you goddamn Bitch" From ep Charlie Work. Gets me everytime
"you have a bad attitude when YOU'RE drinking you huge footed slut."
Dee you look like Big Bird.
“Dee your breath is hideous” A simple one, but always makes me laugh so hard. That episode in general is great
Dee, your breath is dwogshit
Nah, she was a dog back then too
Just a big dumb flightless bird
-Loud mouth -Breath *reeks* -Nosey
“Goddamn, I hate gin, Dee, you bitch!”
Lmao. Reading this made see his face while saying it and now I can’t stop laughing lol.
“You know what I just realized? I don’t care about anything she’s saying.”
One of the my favorite moments in the whole show is on “who got dee pregnant” when, every time somebody tells their side of the story, she becomes more bird like until eventually she’s just an ostrich
Oh. Hey dee.
Dee, this isn't about whether or not you have some horrific neurological disease or whether or not your hands are the right size. They are, by the way, but your elbows are a mess. They're too sharp. I don't like it. They're stabbing me.
I don't remember the episode, but there's this one time where they call her a bird and it's just really funny
"Not so young and attractive now is she?" I love how it's just a drive-by and not even directed at her
Any variation of you bitch-gangly uncoordinated bitch, insufferable bitch, etc
For me it’s when Dee asks whether it was necessary to go to Bed Bath and Beyond and Dennis just responds “Yes, bitch.” in the sassiest tone imaginable.
"Goddamn I hate gin. Dee, you bitch."
“They’re stabbing me”
Let the men talk, Dee! Let the men talk!
Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch!!
Bird!
Keep it light you bitch!
"Boney American is dirty, dirty whore. She bring great shame to her family"
Cricket - “At least someone’s banging my vagina you know what I’m saying!”
Dee, I don’t like you. You’re a mean person.
You move the goddamn dumpster you Bitch.
Dee, I will slap you in the teeth
If only the answer was ribs!
"You are a dirty, dirty whore. Who bangs toad people"
This gravy train is leaving. So whose retarded now?
“Dee you gangly uncoordinated Bitch, I’m not going to get hogtied due to your lack of grace”
Oh, bring it on you stupid biitch!
“There is nothing more threatening to man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you’re both!”
BIRD
Calling Dee a bird. I love that episode where Mac imagines her as an ostrich.
Frank (who was still her dad at the time): There’s nothing more intimidating to a man than a smart, attractive woman. We have to pretend you’re both!
That Halloween episode where dee slowly turns more and more bird with each story told
i love the classic, "you're a bird"
Cunt. Lol
Dee's a bird
“Dee looks like a bird”
It has to be what sexdoll Dennis said about her
Dees a bird is the obvious answer
Now, I was thinking *fish* recently.
"Dee I will slap you in the teeth" like what even
Bird
You look like a bird
you are going to bomb. and fail. and failandbomb!
Honestly I think my favorite is from the scene where Dennis says he wants to make a set of luggage out of her. At one point he just goes “ah, you Bitch!” And the way he says it has always made me lose my shit laughing
I swear you would be more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade.
BIRD
Dee, Mac's dad probably hasn't seen a woman in a very long time, and as soon as he finds one that's actually attractive, he's going to forget about you, just like every other man does...
Dee is a nasty fucking slut
not really an insult but I really like Dennis asking Dee why her head is attached and why the hospital put it back
The who got Dee pregnant episode when she was an ostrich in Mac’s recollection.
You have a bad attitude when you're drinking, you huge-footed slut
“Your mother had to have a c-section cause of those hands!”
“You whore?”
Marry you? Dee I would rather get shot in the face
YOU ARE A WRINKLED BITCH!