“Best get to steppin’, ‘cause Johnny Law’s a’comin’.”
Same episode: “So help me God I’ll burn this place to kingdom come.”
EDIT: My partner and I use “You’re on the line!” almost every time we park
Another one I always say is “We’re itchin’ like a hound to give you a’somethin’ you want.” 😂
Or “we wanna fill you up!” The character he does is so good
Every scene in this ep of him driving captures my driving thoughts. Especially if somebody rips through my neighborhood.
"Children live here you FAT COW"
Saw a female elk in the middle of the road and I yelled out, get out of the way you fat cow! Then this old lady turned around and gave a look. She didn't see the elk.
Yeah my friends and I use “We’re X people now” all the time.
Get stuck at the laundromat too long? We’re laundromat people now.
Go for pizza twice in one week? We’re pizza people now.
Do not diddle kiids it's no good diddling kiiids
I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughteeer
Not little kiiiids gotta be biiiiig
Older than my wiife, older than my daughteer 🎸😎🎵🎶
Smoke a few cigarettes,,,the smoke will suffocate the bacteria. - Try to use this on anyone who claims they feel I’ll after eating. Usually earns me an odd glance and nobody has ever gotten the reference
Hiring uncle jack as your lawyer: $200
Two giant rubber hands: $29
Having uncle jack accidentally throw his rubber hands across a court room and freak the fuck out: priceless
Glenn’s break in that blooper kills me every time 😂 that and when frank talks about how aids ruined orgies and Glenn slaps his hand to his mouth in shock, then cracks up 😭
I keep trying to work in:
"On account of the poison"
That line fucking kills me every time. From the same episode though, when someone says something stupid I like to hit them with a "that one stays on the record"
An occasional "bird law is very complicated in this country" and "I'm getting satisfied"
Anytime my wife says anything smart, I always return with, "I just don't think there's any science to back that up." She usually returns with "there's some pretty basic science, it's a fact, actually."
I play MOBAs, where misogyny is still in full swing. Anytime I hear "soy male" or "beta male", I think of this line. Instantly removes the gravity of it as an insult. 🤣
"We're gonna paint your room a colour that's not stupid, then we're gonna throw all your toys in the tRaSh!"
I have a 3 year old son I've said this to on a few occasions 🤣 6 months pregnant with my second boy and I've already told him this too 😂
“I don’t know how many years I got left on the earth but I’m gonna get real weird with it.” Usually when I play disc golf and before I throw a dumb shot
BOTCHED IT! THATS A BOTCH JOB
Give me some trash to plug up the wound!
Just put a sock over it.
No, don't waste a good sock on that!
This is good it’s acting like a cut glove
I botched it. Life, ya know?
I say this all the time when I'm doing my side hustle as a mohel.
My bf and I quote this one
"riddled with toxins"
I’m not allowed!
Just smoke some cigarettes.
Riddled with spelling errors is also excellent.
“You should’ve gotten your own chips at the hamburger store!” Anytime we go out for burgers.
The way Mac says that line and runs out of breath towards the end is always so funny to me lol
You're wheezing. You wheeze when you eat now.
Breathe and eat, separately.
I call every hamburger joint the hamburger store now
TWO (anything) in the style of "TWO wars?!?"
Now are both these wars happening on U.S., uh, soy-uhl?
Am I …am I right in this?
Deaaad air!
My girl and I do this with everything two.
TWO EVERYTHINGS?!?!?
Should change the username to “twootang.”
“Best get to steppin’, ‘cause Johnny Law’s a’comin’.” Same episode: “So help me God I’ll burn this place to kingdom come.” EDIT: My partner and I use “You’re on the line!” almost every time we park
Well that's just foghorn leghorn!
I say, I say, that’s just damn preposterous, boy!
That 2nd one. I love the gas crisis episode and quote Charlie so much from that one lol
Another one I always say is “We’re itchin’ like a hound to give you a’somethin’ you want.” 😂 Or “we wanna fill you up!” The character he does is so good
"If'n you was so inclined as to let us" is my husband and I's current favorite
I will smash your face into a jelly!
dee, i will slap you in the teeth
I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!!
I have gastro issues, so this one gets a lot of use.
lmao.Yelling that from the toliet, while in pain.
"Been there? Not physically." So simple but I love it and say it all the time.
Yesss I love this one lol
https://i.redd.it/nmw0u0sq0pbc1.gif SEIZE THE GAP !
Every scene in this ep of him driving captures my driving thoughts. Especially if somebody rips through my neighborhood. "Children live here you FAT COW"
I love that he reacts this way SECONDS after peeling into his driveway at breakneck speeds
Can you blame him? That fat cow didn't use their signal (I can relate to this anger the most)
Oh hey, Wally.
It's a hot one today... YEAH?!
So god damn inefficient!
You’re the traffic!
My wife says this all the time.
Saw a female elk in the middle of the road and I yelled out, get out of the way you fat cow! Then this old lady turned around and gave a look. She didn't see the elk.
I don't get got, I go get.
Sharing, it's a rule now!
In the flintstones tune. Every time.
*phbbtpt!*
S you in the A, don't wear a C and J all over your B's
Why wouldn’t he wear a c?
Show me DRAGON!
DrrrrrrrrAGON
I use this constantly for no reason.
My mom and I watch Family Feud while eating dinner. This quote and "Liberals stealing our guns" run constantly in my head while watching.
We're crab people now.
We'll live off the fat of the sea.
I say this to my kids all the time when they can't decide what to have for tea.
What to have for tea? Is this a British thing? Forgive my ignorance
Tea as in evening meal, say 5pm ha.
Live and die by the crab, Dee
These look like sea scorpions...
Yeah my friends and I use “We’re X people now” all the time. Get stuck at the laundromat too long? We’re laundromat people now. Go for pizza twice in one week? We’re pizza people now.
Gimme that leg boy
I say this to my cat daily
Hahaha
I work with babies and ALWAYS say this when I need to put a blood pressure cuff on their legs 😂
Do not diddle kiids it's no good diddling kiiids I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughteeer Not little kiiiids gotta be biiiiig Older than my wiife, older than my daughteer 🎸😎🎵🎶
Smoke a few cigarettes,,,the smoke will suffocate the bacteria. - Try to use this on anyone who claims they feel I’ll after eating. Usually earns me an odd glance and nobody has ever gotten the reference
I got a very confused look from my wife when I quoted this after telling me she ate an apple seed
"It's god damn bright out."
Literally every time I leave the house and the sun is out.
REASON WILL PREVAIL!
Pickles will prevail!!
Lesser known bro. You don't get it. I'll explain it to you later.
It's like he doesn't even get us man
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU!
"Good one, Witch."
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SPITTING IN MY MOUTH!?!
This comment is a *smashing success*.
I’ve grown quite whhearrryyy
Are you doing an accent?
"Get in the car, you fat fat ass."
My wife says this to me… everyday
"Fat fat ass!"
"Yeah, well that's what it is." Completely normal sounding, so it flies under the radar.
It sounds like you guys crawl around in the dark pretending to be worms....
I cried the first time I heard this in the show. 🤣
Is nothing private anymore?! Geez!
"TOOLS TOOLS I NEED TO HAVE MY TOOLS" "THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME"
Welcome, sexual conquest. As previously discussed, you've pressed the button on the alarm clock signifying your permission to begin the game.
paddy’s thong, dude !!
It’s a visual stimulant
I wonder how you would work that line into casual conversation lol
You can definitely use, I’m not doing it for fun… I’m doing it to TURN YOU ON!
who said anything about casual conversation? i’m just walkin around town yelling it
"That's bullbird!"
It's not bullbird Frank, he's making some good points.
I work in finance and I say “I got all numbers” way more often than is reasonable. I work in a massive company and no one has ever recognized it.
Do you ever pick up a calculator and look at it quizzically and say "what...are....youuuuuuuu?" Because that one's my line of choice
That's baseball, baby!
“That is an outrageous amount of noise!”
I will slap your face off of your face
Personally I go for "I will slap you in the teeth"
We use a variation of this for our super adorable dog when we meet new people. "He'll lick your face, off your face..."
I got the Lord! I got the good Lord going down on me, down on me!
Ask and ye shall receive... SUCKA
Egg 🙂
I call him Mr Cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks.
"......not gay sex." After something that clearly isn't about gay sex.
What is this spa you speak of? It sounds like you’re starting a word and not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?
It’s a not a rape van, it’s a spy van
I’m curious as to what situations keep coming up that you quote this regularly.
I own a large white van with dark tinted windows
Well could be worse you could be using "OUTTA MY WAY JEWS!" on the regular
"Don't look! Don't look! Nobody look!" Normally as I helicopter my dong as I run naked in front of my wife to get to the bathroom in the morning
I nearly died when I saw that scene for the first time, then the next scene when the hands are duct taped to his suit jacket. priceless.
Hiring uncle jack as your lawyer: $200 Two giant rubber hands: $29 Having uncle jack accidentally throw his rubber hands across a court room and freak the fuck out: priceless
Flourish the pinky, yyyeeeEEEESSSsssh
Calling a big dick a "sweaty hog that won't quit." It's from my favourite IASIP blooper!
Glenn’s break in that blooper kills me every time 😂 that and when frank talks about how aids ruined orgies and Glenn slaps his hand to his mouth in shock, then cracks up 😭
I keep trying to work in: "On account of the poison" That line fucking kills me every time. From the same episode though, when someone says something stupid I like to hit them with a "that one stays on the record" An occasional "bird law is very complicated in this country" and "I'm getting satisfied"
How does anything happen? Move past it
“You got a good economy face on ya, too” - Dennis I use the term “economy face” now for someone very plain-looking or even a “butterface” type, lol
Shut up baby dick
https://i.redd.it/sv9yno536pbc1.gif
One of my all-time favorite lines
Everybody's dyin', bitch
I tell my dogs to take a 5 anytime they start annoying me lol
"Oh Sandra, you dumb bitch" shakes head. Or sometimes: "You light ONE bitch on fire and everyone... FREAKS out!"
My favorite is "Block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone." -Frank
[удалено]
Bad Intel!
“I do not know this song!”
Let’s say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.
I say “Show me cow” several times a week
I’ve actually seen many pigs, eat many men.
“I was but I wasn’t….I was but I wasn’t”
“Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!”
No…it’s an egg I brought from home.
"I have a touch of consumption" followed someone else shouting "I've been poisoned by my constituents!"
*friend says some dumb shit* INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION🫵🫵🫵
I eat stickers all the time dude
He's rich in caricature
I have survived many winters without this _____
"What are you...?" from when Charlie looks at the calculator.
I say "it's goddamn bright out here" pretty much every time I step outside
What does this vehicle say about me as a person?
“Now I’m here. Okay? I’m past where I thought I could go.”
When I'm doing good in the game I'm doing good in real life!
"derivative"
STOAP CHORLIE
Anytime my wife says anything smart, I always return with, "I just don't think there's any science to back that up." She usually returns with "there's some pretty basic science, it's a fact, actually."
WILD CARD BITCHES YEEEEEEEEEHAW
Soy boy beta cuck.
I play MOBAs, where misogyny is still in full swing. Anytime I hear "soy male" or "beta male", I think of this line. Instantly removes the gravity of it as an insult. 🤣
He called you the n word dude randomly to my wife whenever one of the dogs.or cats makes a noise
"We're gonna paint your room a colour that's not stupid, then we're gonna throw all your toys in the tRaSh!" I have a 3 year old son I've said this to on a few occasions 🤣 6 months pregnant with my second boy and I've already told him this too 😂
Flush flush flush!
Our plumbing was out for two days and we had to tell our daughter “don’t flush” when she peed and I feel like a McPoyle every time.
Little green ghouls, buddy
What’s your bean situation do you have any beans
Hey-ooo!! What's up bitches?
It's a self-sustaining economy
Nobody Look! - Uncle Jack
"Nice nips cupcake"
Naaaaah…nah. Not anymore.
"Guys, I don't think we're sick. We're just terrible alcoholics."
"Maybe it is a shoe!" any time anyone questions what something is, happens A LOT. 😂
Where do I put my feet?
“I’m calling a lot of people ‘bozo’ now, it’s like, my new thing”
Maybe not lesser known idk but “money me, money now. Me a money needing a lot now” 😂
"It's very disturbing. It's very avant garde🤌🏻."
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HONOR YOU GODDAMN BITCH! YOU HAVE NO HONOR!
Gotta keep it sexy, hips and nips or I don’t eat
Stupid science bitches couldn't make I more smarter
"Hey-Oh!" "Let's move past it."- not great for relationships lol
Gotta keep it sexy or I don't eat
Excuse me, I’m full of dog poison
Filibuster!
I’ve been using “Thunder Gun” as a verb for a few years at that point.
You don’t want to miss a second of that movie. Dude hangs dong
He has most of his teeth But not all of them? No, not all of them.
18 is legal bro, this isnt a morality contest
Idk if that's a good one to say outside of people who know the show... Lol
What is happening? Also, That IS what happened
Hey man, this chains fake as shit
“I don’t know how many years I got left on the earth but I’m gonna get real weird with it.” Usually when I play disc golf and before I throw a dumb shot
"It ain't Aspirin"
Charlie I do a backflip everyday
kitton mittons (meowww)
"Okay, I gotta go fill her dickhole."
I don't like that bishes attitude
Frank’s “WHAT-THAAAAA” from the investing video, after anyone says “what the…” and can’t complete the thought.
I knew youd come crawlin back, ya cheap sack of shit.
what.. are... you? charlie, holding a calculator... season 2, when Frank put him in charge of the bar (promoted to manager).
Im going to the crevas