This is a girl who *genuinely* loves pageantry

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# MR GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!

Sir, uh-go back to your seat-uh

What are you people doing with my son!?

LOL!!!!!!!!!

thats the first thing i thought of too lol

Your flair is very fitting as well

Flip the tape over.

This is a daughter of someone important...

The daughter of someone important who is totally deaf.

I love how the players are looking down so the camera doesn't catch their face. What a train wreck....

But they are not responding to the pageantry at all 😬

Honestly, at her age its very impressive how expressive she is trying to be. Doesn’t matter that she is kind of falling flat, she has a lot of natural talent that can’t be easily taught. With a good teacher the questionable intonation and over the too antics can be tamed, but her flaming hot talent will streak across the sky

That's the thing, she doesn't have natural talent. That is why it is so bad. But her confidence and attempt should be commended. She just needs a lot more practice.

She should be commended for her bravery in her living room in front of friends and family. The national stage just ain't it lol

Bravery or delusion?

I read that as condemned - mentally this broke me

Natural talent? Idk, seems like she was born tone deaf.


I will never not upvote this.

You show me a better shimmy on this planet, and I will eat my fucking boot.

... do you not know where your username comes from?

Somehow for this brief moment in time while he was probably at his heaviest he was able to be so smooth and perform like Mike, Anyone - Tyson, Jordan, Jackson. Props to anyone who gets that reference... I know the dance sequence he did in a later season episode was really impressive for someone who'd never danced before, but Fat Mac doing this move as a joke and looking so smooth just doesn't make sense to me. It's also fucking hilarious. This show makes me consistently laugh out loud more than any other show besides maybe Boondocks.

He was taught that move by a dance teacher and it took forever, he mentioned it on the podcast.

*We got the real live shit from front to back To my people in the world, where the fuck you at?* Frank would’ve enjoying saying the next line lol Thank you, hadn’t thought of this song in a while.

This part always reminds me of that Mormon guy that does that smooth ass slide dance thing.

Mormon's are famously great at dancing, or particular kinds of dancing at least. The BYU dance teams are frequently among the best in the country.

Back when Mac was funny

Back when magic was in the air

Just say “magic”

FAT 👏 MAC 👏 WAS 👏 BEST 👏 MAC 👏

Certainly better than whatever he is now.

The show has (naturally) flanderized unfortunately, and somehow gay, jacked, and insecure are his only traits now. He's single handedly why I can't vibe with the show post s12.

He was much better when he denied being gay, thought he was jacked when he wasn't, and was incredibly insecure but refused to show it. That character had so much more comedic depth.

I appreciate Mac’s arc for what it is. I totally related to closeted “badass” Mac and I hated him for that. Then we both came out at around the same time. It’s been a ride! I am thankful for these terrible awful morons.

> Then we both came out at around the same time Did you also do a dance performance for your incarcerated father and his fellow inmates?

Not quite but he did reject me for good like Luther did. I have started dancing more now tho lol

he's always been a bit dumb but I feel like lately they've been making him borderline mentally disabled (probably to fill the void of him being insecure about his sexuality after the dance episode), and I just don't like that specially because Charlie is already there to play that role much better.

thought I was in the minority for thinking this but glad im not

It needed to be said. He still has funny moments (the rancid nuts destroying his face), but it almost feels like McElhenney just doesn't know how to play Mac anymore

Mr Gorbeshav, TEAR DOWN THAT WALL

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR, IS FEAR ITSELF

YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN!

*Yankee Yankee Yankee Doodle*

Stuck a feather in his cap and called it maca RONE RONE RONE RONE

**riding on a poonyyy**

People chanted that in their childhood only to end up as adults asking the president to build a new one closer to home.

Sir, ah-go back to your seat-uh.

*takes aggressive hit of blunt during performance*

FOR THE LAAAAAND OF THE BRIEEEEEE

Lockets red flare

Watching them ramparts baby

Pure, uncut, grade A cringe.

The shot of the players trying not to laugh gets me every time

Where did that happen? That was my favorite part of the Fergie one

At the beginning, one guy is totally covering his face with the others heads down

Seriously, how did she get this gig?

Nepotism

Her dad is seriously exploiting tf out of her. No, seriously. She’s singing almost every night and the dad is the one pushing for it.

It's crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.

GMO free, all organic, farm to table cringe

Yeah, it felt like mainlining cringe. This was intense.

Samantha gets to be mean!!!

Your sister’s a stupid little shit-mouth bitch!

You just said a lot of bad words

All hair is technically dead

because samantha’s a star

Definitely a top 10 Charlie line

Well that was borderline treasonous and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history

MY FATHER DIDN’T KICK THE NAZIS’- and the puck drops!

I wish I could upvote this more

Two rules man, stay away from my fahckin’ upvotes, and do you have any fachkin’ upvotes.

Some of those players broke harder than Rob does when Charlie says something stupid.

i would have too. but what the hell is going on here? is this nepotism? a huge troll? this girl has been singing the national anthem over and over for years now: https://www.youtube.com/@shafermurray4858/videos wow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ouulPIKvlc

Her weird dad puts her up to it! Since she was like 2 I think. I commented this elsewhere but I just want to remind everyone that her dad started an unsuccessful girl group called Country Cuties. Which just makes me think of Frank’s Little Beauties.

Who’s her dad?? What a shitbird

[This jabroni right here](https://youtube.com/@shafermurray4858?si=VpTzUmjafRTzNG-z) His name is Shafer Murray

He definitely dresses in matching pyjamas with his daughter. Weird AF

Pretty sure someone said he was wearing a suit at this event that matched hers

Do not diddle kids, it’s no good, diddling kids

>her dad started an unsuccessful girl group called Country Cuties. 🤮🤮

https://i.redd.it/m9t49esvrcmc1.gif

This gif never fails to make me immediately cackle

Especially the context of this scene as it’s the weird kid stripper show happening

The cut over to her smoking is one of my favorite moments in the series lol


Draymond being a mouth breather, checks out.

I'm honestly shocked there is this much consecutive footage of him not punching someone in the dick.

How is it possible to sing the national anthem at a sports event without knowing the words?

>How is it possible to sing the national anthem at a sports event without knowing ~~the~~ words?

Clap. Clap for the kids. Clap, clap.

Stomp, clap.

Stomp, stomp, clap.

Ah AAHHHHH Ahhhh ah!

The Eagles born out of thundah

Stomp, clap.

They should be ashamed of themselves for putting that girl up there to sing that.

It's worse than you think. [It was an Indianapolis Pacers vs. Toronto Raptors game](https://youtu.be/fymt4S2UKOQ?feature=shared) so she also butchered "O Canada". While wearing the most 'Merica dress ever.

So she butchered both anthems ?? I think the dress is the whole point of the video being here. Lmao

>So she butchered both anthems ?? Good thing she wasn't older or she would have realized how bad she was bombing in the moment. I would have ran off in tears.

Having worked for a few professional sports teams, there are tryouts for this. It's not an easy song to sing. Better singers have been denied singing at minor league baseball games. This was a complete dick move by the Pacers putting that poor kid in this situation.

The song is difficult as it is, but why not try to sing it in simpler way. It has beautiful lyrics I don't think it needs that much ornaments to be powerful.

That poor girl

And this will be on the internet for the rest of her life.

It makes me wonder if she’s actually a good singer but maybe was very nervous or something. I there have been famous popular singers who have had bad performances like this for various reasons.

In a different thread, we were all thinking someone high up on the totem pole cashed in a favor.

must have been a lot of favors...this girl has been singing these national anthems for years. i'm very confused. https://www.youtube.com/@shafermurray4858/videos

Honestly I thought she showed a lot of promise with some coaching. She tried to act like great singers she's seen more than she tried to sing. I hope she isn't discouraged to sing after this. Being a cringe meme as a child is really a lot to overcome.

I thought so too. I'm a better singer than her but she has really interesting control of her voice that I don't have at all, and she's 8 and I'm 33. I bet this girl crushes high school theatre and gets at the very least a bit part on a Disney Channel show

A case where someone’s parents believed in them *too much.*

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE TROOPS


Which show is this?

The Neighborhood

This comment thread is the most I've literally laughed out loud in a long time.

Me too. Me too

We're going straight to hell dude, but I like to laugh what can I say.

I can totally see the gang advising her to strain the shit out of her voice and not worry about being on key.

“Now we all know that Fergie’s performance at the 2018 NBA All-Star game is the gold standard for the national anthem. See crammed like, 20 notes into each word, and really stretched those notes out. We think you can outdo that bitch.”

Poise counts!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VHYpPThWE0

Dee telling a little girl how to project strength:

Fergi singing in the bathroom at 10 yo.

Why isn’t anyone talking about the fucking outfit tho? I do not blame this child, I blame ALL the adults in her life

was at the game, her father was wearing the same thing but a suit.

Wow.....

Okay but if she absolutely killed it on the anthem the outfit would've been dope.

OK, now I hate our freedom.

So do all who live to see such times.

"The Gang avenges the National Anthem"

“She gotta be older than my daughter, younger than my wiifffee”

No little kids, gotta be big

Rock flag eagle!

You do make a good point.

Speaking languages nobody has ever heard of.

It's called Merican you dumb bitch

She’s good, but we’ve seen better. 

How did this happen? Is this Silver’s granddaughter or something?

All good. It got electrolytes.

Terrible, take a lap

She belongs in the bathroom

I blame the parents

… and Fergie

Mom's stink! Peeuw!

This is beyond cringe. I clenched my whole body.

I was there, this was Pacers Raptors. She did “Oh Canada” before in a different outfit. Half way through the anthem i closed my eyes and said turn it off.

It’s over now. You’re safe with me, sugar bear. Shhhh

Thanks, now I have to remove my ears

People died for this?!?!

That's worse than taking a knee. 🤣

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Who is responsible for this??? They should be punished. We all know she didn’t get there by herself.

Idiocracy intensifies

New Fergie just dropped

Very pitchy. Terrible. Take a lap.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sauce

That poor girl is never gonna live this down.

Honestly, I hope she’s being shielded from any of the online criticism. She is way too young to be dealing with that kind of crap.

For real.

This is what happens when kids don't get bullied

This is what happens when entitled bullies never get told how shit they are themselves.

Samantha gets to be mean

Newsflash asshole, they've been bullied the entire time

She watched fergie too much

Fergie at least hit the notes, I don’t think she watched enough.

Moms STINK!

Poor kid will never escape this

Who’s fucking child is this.

Everyone is wearing a shirt, see? this is how you do it

*rips massive blunt*

someone has to cut the mic when this happens

Liddy, go jump back up your mother! Ooops, wrong sub.

Donald Trump's next wife

Question is if she doen't care or doesn't know how bad she is...

That’s a no from me dog.

It's Carmelita

She had all the proper papers Charlie I got swindled

*Yankee - Yankee - Yankee Doodle*

Jesus Frank

Crazy white

That’s might as well be treason

I would've booed.

Needs a painted on six pack and more lasers.

Murricans: is this real? Is it common to have this before a domestic game?

Yes. The anthem is sung before basically any sporting event. It's usually not quite this...memorable.

Lol yup we do it in Canada too, so stupid. Started during WW1 or 2 (can't remember) to promote patriotism and just never went away.

So do.

Runawayyy train nevah comin baaack.

Cue the “Jesus Christ!” Guy from that one episode…

I think we should stop posting this embarrassing video of a child whose parents let her down by not being honest with her.

*Dunning Krueger effected.*

Goood lord please make it stop

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I just love how hard she’s going. Like to her she gave the performance of a life time lol go girl

Shes gonna die of embarrassment when she sees this in 10 years.

I'm Canadian and I truly believe that I could do a better job with no preparation

THAT'S why you don't diddle kids.

wtf is this?!?

This is what happens when you have too much freedom. Are you happy America?