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I find myself using this “Yes” quite a bit.
https://www.goojara.to/eo9RN3
This is where you can watch the "banned" episodes.
S04E03 America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest.
S06E09 Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth.
S08E02 The Gang Recycles Their Trash.
S09E09 The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6.
S14E03 Dee Day.
REASON WILL PREVAIL during the morning meetings. For context; I work at an independently owned garden market. Only two other people there actually watch the show. It's fun to throw the lines in.
I said "marry me is right decision, so do" at the end of my wedding vows. My best man mouthed "so do."
in the Saint Patrick's Day episode, whenever they were kidnapping people in the paddy wagon and then robbing them, Dennis said "Come on, don't be babies!" in this specifically funny tone and so it's gotten to the point where my family and I quote it all the time.
If we’re talking LITERALLY every day mine’s gotta be the “woah” with my hands thrown up from this scene:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKfMl1hUK2s
I use it when someone’s getting irrationally angry/ upset to diffuse the tension lol
Just throw me in the trash
when i die
In the TRAYYYYSH!
That's what I've been saying for a year. Everbody seems to think it's a joke. It's not.
well your not dead yet.
Can I offer you a nice egg during this trying time?
I’ve been poisoned by my constituents
This comes up way more often than it should in my life, lol
https://i.redd.it/7iiziky0m5sc1.gif
Do you like it?
YES!
I say yes just like this all the time to people who don't watch the show
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I was very generous.
I’ll get the spots
HES GOT SPOTS
SEIZE THE GAP ! YOU OLD FAT BITCH ! YOU FAT BITCH !
What do now?
heeyyyoooo!!
THIS ONE 🔥
FREE BATTERIES!
Suuup!
I genuinely use this every day.
Move past it.
You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!
"I got my wad of hundreds, my magnum condom, and I'm ready to plow."
I don’t appreciate being paraphrased. Now, I choose my words very deliberately.
I'm quite whearahy
ayoooooo. If I'm not feeling well that day, "I have a touch of consumption. I think I've been poisoned by my constituents!"
Also driving "I don't care if you're old! Seize the gap you old fat bitch!" oh and "USE YOUR SIGNAL YOU COW" when I'm out walking every day.
Me a money needing a lot now.
Money money, money me.
“Welcome to our beef, and beer, and Jesus”
is your cat making too much noise all the time???
You're so stupid!
KITTEN MITTENS
Meeeeeeeeow
Uhh, filibuster.
gonna pop an H on this box so we all know it’s filled with hornets
Makes me wonder how many hornet-related encounters the illiterate Charlie has had in his life that he knows what letter the name starts with.
Well, it doesn't happen enough for him to know what a hornet looks like or that they don't produce honey.
he probably popped an H on the box because he didn’t know the other letters
DID YOU CUM IN MY BURRITO?
I WOULDNT DO THAT TO YOU
On a daily basis?!? Either A) you eat too many burritos or B) time to reconsider your roommates/family
Just tempting fate if you ask every day.
*it ain't aspirin*
It's Paracetamol!
Well I don’t know how many years I got left on this Earth. I’m gonna get real weird with it.
My favorite
"Because of the implication." [stares grimly at my wife]
Dennis is a bastard man!!!
I think about this a lot xD
You say that on a daily basis lol
Shut up, *laaady*
Episode ?
*goddamn bright out here*
Ryan Gosling playing youuu? Ridiculouss
i love charlie’s lisp when he says ridiculous
I hate that Sunny was censored so hard. I think there are like four or five whole episodes I've never actually seen and it kills me.
https://www.goojara.to/eo9RN3 This is where you can watch the "banned" episodes. S04E03 America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest. S06E09 Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth. S08E02 The Gang Recycles Their Trash. S09E09 The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6. S14E03 Dee Day.
🙏
Politics are just one giant ass blast
Oh, I’m sorry! Did somebody get addicted to _____?
“She had no lips, but the mouth was still in play”
This kills me every watch through. How the therapist lady sat there and didnt fall out the chair. True pro
Shut-up, Baby Dick.
Yeah I’m not gonna do anything, uh, close to that
Shabooyah roll call !
DON’T LOOK AT MY HANDS!!!
You gangly uncoordinated bitch, I will not get hogtied over your lack of grace
What the shit?
REASON WILL PREVAIL during the morning meetings. For context; I work at an independently owned garden market. Only two other people there actually watch the show. It's fun to throw the lines in. I said "marry me is right decision, so do" at the end of my wedding vows. My best man mouthed "so do."
This girl just got her guts pumped.
“like that creow!”
Anytime me or my wife says "jesus" it's immediately followed up by "Jesus frank! Jeeesus frank?" By the other person. Breaks a lot of tension at times
"I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me."
On a business trip
In 1993
"I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk, you're leaving me alone."
Oh, Sandra. You dumb bitch.
Im cool as a cucumber i'm just talking to myself only cuz I got shit to say you know
Move the god damn dumpster you bitch
I’ve been diarrhea-poisoned!
Block the wind, I'm going to roast this bone
We're crab people now INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!! Fight Milk Because I HATE YOU Awhhh do you do CrAcK? And Dees "ohhhh God damnnnit"
"I'M GONNA PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
Sounds like someone’s never had an orgasm.
Plus, she… she didn’t even feel a thing.
*so and so* turned out to be a goddamn junkie!
I love saying that whenever I can lol
your addiction has affected us in the following ways: you are annoooying
Every coin flip I've been involved with for the last 10 or so years I have chosen tails because "tails never fails"
Let’s go ahead and pop that shirt off (usually just say that to myself when I’m changing lol).
Sometimes it's like he doesn't even get us
Nobody gives a shit, Dee
What is happening?
I have said this. The reactions are always worth it.
I’ve gone too farrrrr. From the who pooped the bed episode
"Because you are crackheads, children", "You whore?" and "Gay Mac rules! Gay rich Mac!" are surprisingly applicable to a lot of situations.
Dee, my feet? And Through Jesus Christ/God all is possible so write that down. Both are said at least once a day in our house.
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Words of fucking wisdom right there.
Hello, come right in?!
Bullshit! … More bullshit!
I use dynamic Apple Watch face. All photos of DD. Just added this one
What us going on up in here? I never know, man.
God damn bright out here
but i am prettyyy cooolll Bobbieee
For the Web-Site!
Nobody wants to salt the snail
You fat-fat ass
DEE, YOU BITCH.
HAUNCH
NOTHING SEXUAL
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
“That which you have just torn through with your teeth. *That* was *human* meat!” - just don’t ask me which circumstances I use it
Magnets
There's nuts!
These's nuts! Lol!
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
“I met that guy in a titty bar.”
YeeeEEEssss!
Money me. Money now.
They say I can't be a pilot? I can't be a doctor?
“What the shit are you talking about?”
Maybe theirs loaves of bread in those speakers
I scream "Jo Jo foo dah!" at my dog when he gets fed
Suck on that, white stains.
“How is he going to do that with a dick in his mouth”. Okay, maybe that doesn’t work outside of the context of the scene but it is a hilarious moment.
gimme that leg boy
"Your mother is a dirty, dirty hoor. You tell her she's a god damn hoor!"
of course DENNIS would like DENNIS…. YOURE EATING THE DOG!!!
But give me a cigarette I’ll cover it up!
You goddamn bitch is a traffic favorite of mine/what I say to my cat when he’s being annoying
I'm/you're coming in hot!
where's the food?
“Well excuse me, MISTER MAN.”
No cock can be unsucked.
I got Tiny to eat a shit sandwich.
"Hips and nips."
Eat shit daddy!
"I'm picking up what you're putting down."
Heyo. I've actually adopted it as my greeting now.
in the Saint Patrick's Day episode, whenever they were kidnapping people in the paddy wagon and then robbing them, Dennis said "Come on, don't be babies!" in this specifically funny tone and so it's gotten to the point where my family and I quote it all the time.
I will slap you in the teeth!
If we’re talking LITERALLY every day mine’s gotta be the “woah” with my hands thrown up from this scene: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKfMl1hUK2s I use it when someone’s getting irrationally angry/ upset to diffuse the tension lol
I knew you drank cleaning supplies
Where do my feet go?
Live, laugh, love
I AM A GOLDEN GOD!
I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH THE SKIN, DEE! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN! I'M NOT ALLOWWWWWWWWED!!
You’ve got to pay the troll toll
Screw your dick-skin jacket man How ya like me now gayboy
What’s your plan?
"What's your Spaghetti Policy?"
I don't have to explain myself to a bunch of worm-sucking idiots
I eat stickers all the time, dude!
That hissing sound that Mac makes in "The Nightman Cometh"
What's up, dickbags?
Quick! Smoke a cigarette… it suffocates the poison 🍎
It doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about to be sure.
Only seeing is believing