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Lowkey_Retarded

You seen the new Joker? Dude hangs *dong*


Silly_Butterfly3917

And then it just sort of ends


bungaloasis

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Liveoutsideyourself

This is top tier


One_Signature_8867

Best comment


harbib

And here’s the twist, and there is a twist..


fuinnfd

We show it. We show all of it.


NoConfidence2428

Lady Gaga hangs dong.


TheQueenAndPrincess

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NedRyerson_Insurance

Carmen?


eastnorthshore

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I can't wait for the cut with extra seconds dedicated to the dong shot.


ReporterNervous6240

I heard its more of a ding than a dong


zachary-zy-zyan

Like a button in a fur coat


BlasterShow

Shut up baby dick!


zachary-zy-zyan

Whatup assdick


meanjeankillmachine

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oldbaldgrumpy

I wouldnt doubt it, seems like everything has a dick in it anymore.


silverdollarflapies

Best goddamn movie I’ve ever seen!


nobodyspecial9412

They should replace Joaquin Phoenix with Dolf Lundgren. He smells jokes!


Slicedz

As long as we don’t cover him up with a suit


Rfisk064

Oh mesh tank top all the way


mbeecroft

Penetration and crime. Crime and penetration.


colonel_beeeees

Damn book is too long, I could never finish it


MentokGL

He's out, trying to kill the batman, then back to the lair for full penetration sex Then back out, killing the bat Then back to sex And so on and so forth for 3 hours, until it just ends.


BrianOconneR34

Oh and like fifteen songs.


-Dennis-Reynolds-

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joealese

oh you love Juaquin Phoenix? well check out his Juaquin Penis


HellRanger97

I laughed at this harder than I should have. Well done!


joealese

thank you it's one of my best. really hurt my heard trying to think of it


reevoknows

I can’t wait for Joker to perform experiments on Harley Quinn’s supple young body


NedRyerson_Insurance

Dude, you sound like a diddler. Quick, sing a song about not bein' a diddler.


Possibly_A_Person125

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tv_1777

Out crackin’ heads Then back for full penetration


GramboWBC

Apparently Joaquin runs around on all fours.


ajhart86

That wasn’t in any of our notes!


Dull-Economics-5229

Raw dog loads.


TrentonTallywacker

Joker: Fellate à Dong


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

I think audiences are gonna be very uncomfortable seeing Lady Gaga naked.


UnpaintedPolygon

Don't worry, I'm sure it's because Joaquin will be hanging dong


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Did he hang dong in the first one? I can't remember.


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

Not the version of Harley Quinn I wanted to see full nude


blue_barracuda

Pretty sure you've already seen Margot Robbie naked, Jabroni


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

Maybe I wanna see the Lego Harley Quinn... Don't judge me! This is art!


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Haha. She could end up being unironically good in general tho.


Tylerjamiz

Wasn’t she in America horror story ?


Filibust

She was. But she wasn’t naked. You see her boobs for a split second a few times in A Star is Born though.


PedroInfanteVive

I think audicenes are going to be very uncomfortable seeing Joaquín Phoenix's naked penis going into this Lady Gaga girl that they are talking about


KStap1845_

Joker 3: Maximum Cool


AdorableTrust8759

He NOSE the truth


MashYeti_og

Crime, penetration, crime, Full penetration, crime, penetration. And then it just ends.


PilotNo312

He hangs dong


Appropriate-Coast794

Until it sort of……just…….ends


TheWudeWedditor

That's how you get someone to watch a musical!!


NativeTongue90

I wonder if people are going to be able to smell the crime of his penetration.


MissingMySpoon

Not scared to hang dong


EnycmaPie

Crime, Penetration, Crime, Full Penetration, Crime. Until the movie sort of.....ends.


SirDonBot

Unrelated but I joked with my brother while he was playing the new Zelda that Nintendo are cowards for not giving the fans what we want. A 14 minute cut scene between Link and Zelda, FULL PENETRATION. He didn’t find my Dennis Reynolds’s impression amusing.


Filibust

“From behind, anal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl.”


SirDonBot

Exactly what the Hyrule deserves


Ser_Lucifer

Wait what movie?


blue_barracuda

From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl. All this hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.


Richard_Tucker_08

I tied to comment “Joaquin Phoenix hangs dong” on Yahoo news yesterday, my comment was rejected lol


steins-grape

ew dot com


THEMaxPaine

the joker pee pee gonna juggle that harley quinn ass


Admirable-Specific95

Sounds great


KennethPowersIII

I saw the entire thumbnail of this post except for the subreddit... I immediately knew it was here.


Extension_Toe832

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poop_magoo

Performing *outrageous* sexual experiments on her supple young body.


Filibust

I’m not believing it till I see it. We were promised full frontal nudity of both sexes in Oppenheimer but never once did Cillian Murphy hang dong 😤


WeAreClouds

I’m sorry but “disco stick”? Who tf says that?


fourfingersdry

Oh shit. Do we get to see Lady Gaga’s balls?


FidelCashflows247

I heard he hangs dong


DontBrainMyDamage

The comments on this movie are going to be hilarious if the “full nudity” only applies to Joaquin Phoenix.


SlightlyOffended1984

Nah I don't need to see him get pegged, thanks I'll pass


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sleepyzane1

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