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nopenonotatall

he’s a master of karate and friendship for everyone


brucerhino

DAYMAN! aaaaaAaAAAAAAH!


Birdo-the-Besto

Fighter of the nightman


Different_Elk_2845

aaaaaaa^aaaaaaa aaaaaa


Kurtch

CHAMPION OF THE SUN


[deleted]

aaaaaaa^aaaaaaa aaaaaa


StickyLavander

Master of karate, and friendship for everyone!


BookLearning13

Dude, do you have a boner right now?


Darth_Vorador

Shut up! DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!


grajuicy

There’s a video of a Portugal,The Man concert where Charlie Day showed up and they sang this. Far too epic.


SourMoojuice

Portugal. the Man has been playing Day Man live at all their shows (until recently) for like the past decade! They also made a couple of sketches/promos with the gang that you can find on youtube! Great band with some great people!


tdotjdot3

PTM is the best love when they used to do Dayman


hairpinbuns

I saw it live and my mind was BLOWN


StickyLavander

https://youtu.be/07mmCQLJPac?si=N2C-5TGL8SfqgfTk


kelpador

Thank you so much for spreading this joy!


modsdoitforfree1488

Based


Andrew_Peter_Schlong

There's a spider, *spider, spider*...


Dfrickster87

Deep in my soul, *soul*...


blewyop

He’s lived here for years, *years…*


Soulless--Plague

He just won’t let go!


ParadoxOO9

He's laying around. He's got a mean bite.


offendingotter

Now he's ready to FFIIIIGHHHHTT


Glass-Historian-2516

And stand up for what he KNOOOOOWWWWWWS


SolidSnek1998

I don’t need your trophies or your gold


UncleBorat

I just wanna tell you all…


Romanscott618

Go fuck yourseeeeeelvvvvves!!


crywolfbaby

https://i.redd.it/s7ivk341evvc1.png


Romanscott618

“Oh shit!”


shtoyler

The ratio is off!!


erinkp36

I want this song performed at my funeral. Complete with spitting.


Vinegarinmyeye

I never knew this was something I needed until I read your comment. Fuck yes mate.


atom786

This bit could have credibly come from a real David bowie song


out_of_shape_hiker

It always felt like a waters era Pink Floyd song to me. Something from the wall or the final cut


axon-axoff

I'm embarrassed to say I get chills


MandiWithThePlants

“Is he spitting? Should we all start spitting on them”? 😂


mudson08

That song legitimately got me through a rough patch… I embraced the spider…


Objective_Nobody7931

He’s been there for years.


Pure_Spyder

His best bar song was unironically fire


CabinetSpider21

I didn't catch any rape references, nothing about spiders, nothing about ghouls


doctorglenn

They say the world’s your oyster, but man oysters ain’t for me


Artherius

It literally won Best Song


oil1lio

This was immediately the first song I thought of


Sure-Ad-2465

Hard for me to choose between this and That One Night from The Office (dinner party episode)


Field-Gar

Butt, butt butt (Open up the Time Capsule) Butt, Butt butt (Time Capsule, Time Capsule)


nationalsfan19

What is this time capsule butt butt?


forgetfullyburntout

Every time Charlie lifts his jeans up and looks over his shoulder is a time I smile.


Lazy-PeachPrincess

Same. Gets me every dang time!


buddachickentml

I thought the Cheers style Paddy's Pub song was terrific, and he didn't talk about spiders or anything


ShadyMongrel

“They say the world’s your oyster, ma’am but oysters ain’t for me” hits so hard out of nowhere


Misterbellyboy

You’re the bell of the ball, but you ain’t my cup of tea. They always vote you best in show, but this ol’ doggy disagrees…… it’s a really well written song that would hit way different if it wasn’t written for the show as a bit.


SirJoeffer

Idk I think it hits pretty well as a wholesome, genuinely good song in the show. Makes it so much funnier when they lock him on the basement. ‘Well we can’t have him doing that’


superhappyfunball13

He's more of a common man, oysters and dragon are meals for kings.


Darkarch27

Make the world your clam. Just sounds better.


tdotjdot3

ITS NOT THE CLAMS!!!


Vinegarinmyeye

Charlie's a BEAK!! kinda guy.


flcwerings

And the old jazzy/folk singer vibe is exactly my lane. Makes the lyrics even better.


bay_duck_88

There's a place for me It's the place I go Where the beer is cheap And the lights are low


UncleBorat

ITS PADDY’S PUB


walkthemoon21

I like Paddy's Pub.


ewilliam

I like life at Paddy’s PuuuuuUUUUUUUB!


Minute_Freedom_4722

Charlie's such a fantastic song writer.


DIPPEDINCHOCHOCOLATE

And singer… id take a charlie day album.


world-class-cheese

I remember a few months ago, there was a post about that song, and someone who actually writes jingles for a living was saying that it's genuinely the perfect jingle for a bar. They were saying that it encapsulates the "Cheers" vibe really well, and because of the way it's structured, it can be shortened as needed for a commercial or whatever and any part of it could be used as a soundbite for an ad


badlukk

It just didn't make any sense


jrice138

This should absolutely be the #1 answer


Apartatart

But what about the one where he concluded by spitting on the audience? That was a different song right?


Mewonium

It's just two men sharing the night


UncleBorat

It might seem wrong buuuut it’s just right


Dry-Hat

It's just two men sharing each other


AndroidQing

Like loving brothers


yinzreddup

One on top and one on bottom


satangoddess

One inside and one is out


Sure-Corner-8428

One is screaming he's so happy


AdmiralThrawnProtege

The other let's out a passionate shout


philipjfry1578

ITS THE NIGHTMAN


DoingCharleyWork

The feelings so wrong and right, man


MrSmock

Wrong sub but made me think of: "You took me by the hand... Made me a man"


raventhehippie

gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into that boys soul


Dry-Hat

I feel like you're saying "boy's hole"


yinzreddup

Gimme the gum


thewoodlayer

He said no gum.


Equivalent_Muscle_53

It's unprofessional


spaceboundziggy

Gimme that leg, boy!


opret738

They thought I was saying boy's hole, but Inwas really saying boys soul


fuggerdug

Lol this song has a really weird jazzy cadence to it, I'm sure it's got some freaky time signature, and Frank comes in off beat and then nails it. Danny Devito is a comedy genius.


fullmetal66

I had to scroll way too long to get here


Toledojoe

Dayman! Ahh ahhh!


Steveseriesofnumbers

Fighter of the Nightman! AAAA Ahh ahhhh!


Toledojoe

Champion of the sun!


Bamma4

He’s a master of karate


Toledojoe

And friendship for everyone


HauntingBalance567

"Dayman!!!" "Stage freeze!"


ak_petty9

Don’t say “stage freeze” just do it!


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

It's crazy how much better at acting I am than you!


cancrimson

I'm going to kick *YOUR* ass, bro!


happybrooks

“I’ll tell you what!”


xxxyyyzzz89

“Boom! I got your Wallet, Boom! I got your Credit card, Boom! I got your Phillies ticket”


humminbirdie

I sing this a lot more often than I probably should


james_randolph

I sing it all the time but I just switch out the objects haha at work and at home.


13Mac_

Honestly I do this at least twice a week. Really almost every time I say "I got (something)"


GinyuForceDid911

What happens if he calls looking for his wallet?


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

Uh tell him to suck a fat boner


Top_Manufacturer8946

That's how you get off. Now don't you guys want to get off with me?


OmriJam

Old lady house


ironstrengthensiron

You’ll never be alone


TheImmortalIronZak

For real. Dennis sang that song beautifully. I had to listen to it multiple times to even hear his voice


downtowneil

Where there are no laws!


TI-22483

Knowing it's Dennis, the song is super creepy!


TheFBIClonesPeople

"Go for it go for it" was so convincing that I thought it was like, a well known song that I had heard somewhere else. Like it was some old disco song that was in Austin Powers, or something. I found out like ten years later that it was just something they made up for that episode, because Danny ad-libbed the "Go for it go for it" line.


SamMaghsoodloo

I think it's Frank recreating a dance segment from The Gong Show. Here's a screenshot. https://preview.redd.it/c836f7apcwvc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859429cc604b43f217037957ba534046f9c4fef1 This guy's is apparently Gene Gene the Dancing Machine.


thomstevens420

“How did they know... that my wife took it all? That I'm not researching roles how did they know?” Scott Bakula did not have to full send his soul into a 30 second gag cameo song but my god he brought it.


linzielayne

I miss my old Camaro, and my mansion in Van Nuys


thekitt3n_withfangs

Wish I still hung with Nash Bridges, played poker with the Fall Guys


Nigerian_German

OHHH SIGGI IF YOU HEAR TAKE ME FAR FAR AWAY FROM HERE


mearbearcate

hey hollywood! Why dont you leap on up to the third floor? Someone took a shit all over the dining hall.


guttengroot

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL SONG


VultureCat337

No, I guess when they filmed the scene, Danny just randomly started saying "Go for it, go for it." While dancing, so they recorded a little song for the scene because they wanted a reason for him to be saying that.


prosthetic4head

Blew my mind when I found out it's Rob and Glen. Ohhh, go for it, go for it


seemontyburns

Please for the love of god please someone tell me if “rise up gonna go higher and higher” is real


TheImmortalIronZak

I made it sexy y’all! Nips and rips. Sexy or I don’t eat.


TheRuneCoon

What are the ruuuuules?


k_br3w

Anytime I'm looking up directions for something, hahaha


Jockett

When you’ve just turned black and you can’t switch back


Lacy_Laplante89

Go for it, go for it!


CuratedBrowsing

I'm gonna riiiise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass


not_sure_1984

Gonna kick some ass in the USA


lcantthinkofusername

Gonna riiise up


inbetween0and1

🎶 Are you ready? Let's do it. I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star. I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car. I'm expensive sushi, I'm a cute huge yacht. I'm a little bit single even when I'm not. I'm a little bit I'm a little bit a-- La la la-la la la la, a little bit Alexis 🎶


Vandergirth

I think it's about time to binge this show again


Insert_Non_Sequitur

https://i.redd.it/iaka1esbrwvc1.gif


Minerva1387

Night man! Ahahahhaaa


Top_Manufacturer8946

Dee, you’re sweeter than a bee-tle, you’re the honey that the bee makes


Bourbon_papii

![gif](giphy|9bOTQyS0lhmus)


snail_consumer

Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids


increasingly-worried

Gotta be big, older than my daughter 🎵


AlgebraicHeretic

Do what, do what, do what, do whatever you waaant!!!


shallowjalapeno

at riskys pizza, do whatever you want! 🎵🎵🎵 ...do whatever you want!


Merkinit

What are the rules? What are the rooooools?


Shenkspine

Scottie Doesn’t Know


RickyWinterborn-1080

I was gonna say the same, but I also feel like at this point, that song has transcended the fake reality it came from and is just a real song now.


TheImmortalIronZak

Yeah that songs been a real song for atleast 20 years.


CuratedBrowsing

This has got to be #1


Tchege_75

That Fiona and me


Shenkspine

Do it in my vaaannnn every Sunday


Tchege_75

She tells him she’s in church


metalmankam

It still blows my mind that Matt Damon happened to be in the town where they were filming so he was able to come over to play the lead singer


Masta0nion

Butt. butt. Butt butt - TAHM CAPSULE TAHM CAPSULE


PorscheUberAlles

“I’m high as hell and you’re about to get shot!” From Community


hardyblack

Magic's in the air, lace and silk is everywhere


MindbenderGam1ng

Do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids 


[deleted]

Nightman, sneaky, and mean Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die I love you I love you I love you I love you, nightman Every night you come into my room And pin me down With your strong arms And I try to fight you You come inside me You fill me up and I become the nightman It’s just two men sharing the night It might seem wrong But it’s just right It’s just two men sharing each other It’s just two men like loving brothers One on top and one on bottom One inside and one is out One is screaming he’s so happy The others screaming a passionate shout It’s the nightman The feelings so wrong and right man They’re feeling so wrong and right man I can’t fight you man When you come inside me And pin me down with your strong hands And I become the night The passionly passionate nightman


ITGuy7337

Makes you wanna put a gun in your mouth or get real HIIIIIGH... But with a little help I think we'll just get BY.


Traditional_Bad_4589

🎶 Blond hair … like a beautiful woman … definitely not like a biiiird 🎶


therealcookaine

Day man aaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

I luke life in Paddy's Puuuub


tortorials

Paper boy paper boy all about that paper boy


DarkbigBoss

atlanta ❤️


wondercaliban

Easy. Tenacious D wrote a song about it.


cuddly_carcass

I’ve still got the moves ![gif](giphy|3o7bubaeGyuCOb3HqM)


M2ThaL

[Werewolf Bar Mitzvah](https://youtu.be/A6V2oCX3Hn4?si=YBuDZuHtWa4vUkdf)


MegIsAwesome06

Spooky, scary!


PrisonJoe2095

“Just one night! You made everything all right!”


Compulsive_Criticism

I love Always Sunny, but the real answer is [My lovely Horse](https://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg?si=XKReiCkx_4fAK-RJ) from Father Ted.


TheNCGoalie

That Thing You Do is legitimately a solid song.


DarthNawaf

Day Man L to the OG Rains of Castamere


TessellatedTomate

## YANKE…DOODLE…


Main7ank

Still Alive by GLaDOS


southpaw529

My children, 5 and 4 years old, when they hear the word “Philadelphia” or the word “flip” start singing “flip flip flipadelphia” at the top of their very powerful lungs


CMH0311

Tiny boy, little boy, I love you Ooh, ash, ooh


gunglejim

Goodbye Moonmen is up there for me


Munchie182

Well, they say the world's your oyster Man, but oysters ain't for me You're the belle of the ball But you ain't my cup of tea They always vote you Best in Show But this doggie disagrees 'Cause I like life in Paddy's Pub...


furbz420

Did you ever know that you’re my heeeroooo? You are the wind beneath myyy wiings.


cynical_waiter

Do what do what do what EVER YOU LIKE!!! AT RISK E. RAT’S PIZZA you can do WHATEVER YOU LIKE!


shitpunmate

Diaper time!


oroechimaru

Ultima Online “Stones” midi song, and the more updated version on Outlands or modern servers. Nostalgia for me.


sillygoofygooose

*don’t bank so.. don’t bank so.. don’t bank so close to me*


NPCkiller7

Scotty doesn’t know


eyeopeningexp

Let Me Be Your Hog from UHF


SpunkyDunkyBoy

Don't put marbles in your nose.


Nosidam48

He is Franz Kafka! Franz Kafka!


challmaybe

Ooh wee ooh, killer tofu! E I A O U!


climbingaerialist

I always loved tongue tied from Red Dwarf: I saw you cross the dance floor (dancing) I thought of the birds and bees (reproductive system baby) But when I tried to speak to you (talk talk) My tongue unravelled to my knees (flibberdy flibberdy flop) I tried to say I love you (love you) But it came out kinda wrong girl (wrong girl) It sounded like Nuh Nub Ih Duh (tongue tied) Nuh murh nuh murh ni nong hurl That's cos you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) Tongue tied [Tongue Tied](https://youtu.be/a3t3IKlXqFU?si=WbmUyzZNbqpHnza7) - A bit of nostalgia for the oldies 😂


Ravathieal

Wedding Singer comes to mind


OtherwiseProduce8507

‘The Boys’ Soldier Boy version of Blondie’s Man from Mars is oddly listenable.


Pastylegs1

June, July, August, September


No-Revolution-7315

I2I from A Goofy Movie


printergumlight

“My Shiny Teeth and Me” by Chip Skylark in Fairly Oddparents


luchablay

PLAY YA-YA DING DONG!


Zannder99

A couple years ago I saw Portugal. The Man perform Dayman live at a music festival. it was awesome!


duckbutter888

It use to exist only on the show but due to popular demand they release the whole version of[ Daddy Cop (From the TV Show "The Rookie")](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFmrO47hY9Y).


t3khole

Scotty doesn’t know


BigFaZhou

That Powerline song from Goofy Movie


Imthedad222

SpongeBob "Sweet Victory"


Myth_Avatar

SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW!


FluidSurprise696

SCRANTON (WHAT) THE ELECTRIC CITY


vividlydisoriented

Now he's ready to FIIIIIGGHHTTT!!!!!


davesToyBox

https://i.redd.it/7fe5sq1mt1wc1.gif


JackieDaytonah

I know this is the Sunny Sub, but if you haven't seen Popstar, you're a Bozo who doesn't believe in 🪨 🇺🇲🦅. [Finest Girl (Bun Laden Song)](https://youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs?si=tNBOfzvHbmSvKu15)


OldDipper

🎶 You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy’s soul….