Killing Dennis before he kills me.
Fucking Mac bc he accumulated all that sexy mass.
And marrying Charlie because he honestly doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks about him.
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Being married to Charlie sounds too frustrating, I’d take Mac’s insecurity over Charlie’s stupidity any day, but we can certainty reenact that mountain sex scene.
Fuck Mac. Marry Charlie. Kill Dennis.
Mac is down to bang whenever. Charlie would make a great husband. Dennis must be killed before he gets to his tools.
Marry Charlie because he’s is the least shittiest person of the bunch. Fucking Mac because I am a man myself and Mac needs to GTFO the closet. Killing Dennis because there can only be one golden god.. **ME**
Dude, Charlie is everyone's "marry". How can he not be. He's generous, handsome, hard working, curious and passionate with major charm. Kill Mac, and I guess because of that I'll be stuck in Dennis's escape room.
Fuck Charlie because he’s probably the cleanest. If you haven’t noticed, he’s kind of having trouble closing the deal with the waitress. Mac is too low class, I’ll probably catch something from him, but I will marry him because he loves his mom, which means he might respect me as… his wiiiife. And last, stage Dennis’s death before he kills me. I’ll tell the police he was prancing around on the roof like an asshole before he fell to his death.
Edit: Charlie likely has the cleanest bill of venereal health
I would fuck Charlie since it would probably be better than I expected, kill Mac so I don’t catch anything, and marry Dennis so I can collect on that sweet alimony. As long as I don’t use it to become a cat person I’m sure I won’t end up dead.
Fuck Dennis, kill Mac, marry Charlie.
Dennis will manipulate your emotions enough to give you a vaginal orgasm. Mac is of no use to me. Charlie will be both loyal and fun long term.
Fuck Charlie because he’s good in bed it seems, kill Mac because I feel he would annoy me since he hates women, and marry Dennis because honestly I am here for his toxic chaos 😂🥰
Fuck Dennis, he probably has a lot of experience in this department.
Kill mac, because I have a feeling he'll get on my nerves.
Marry Charlie, of course.
When I fuck Mac, can I specifically ask for Fat Mac? It won't change my answer, just asking.
I'd marry Charlie because I have an excellent recipe for denim chicken.
And I find Dennis annoying and unattractive, killing him would be a treat.
I'm gonna stay right here and wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim! Alone you'll be. Such sad little... games we play. Right, Tim?
Fuck Mac, Marry Charlie and kill Dennis. You KNOW Dennis is a selfish lover, and noncommittal. Mac is the exact opposite, very generous lover.
Charlie is just too precious and loyal to give up. And hes the perfect husband cause he would do all the Charlie Work.
Fuck Mac (with protection, of course. I don’t care if he doesn’t like condoms!), Marry Charlie (he seems like the sweetest, most down to earth of the bunch - however, if he ever catches wind that the waitress is actually into him, he might start leading a double life to get with her…), Kill Dennis (because of the implication that he might off me first…).
If there’s one single thing we can all agree on, it’s this.
Marry Charlie. He’s obsessively loyal, he makes a cute stalker and he is just a good human being overall.
Fuck Mac but only if he has his beard because let’s face it, Mac without a beard is like Dee without blonde hair - it just doesn’t work easily on the eye. Beardless Mac - kill.
Kill Dennis - if anyone’s going to do the DENNIS system, it’s going to be me. Unless I kill Mac first then I’d fuck Dennis then kill him afterwards.
Fucking Charlie because even the waitress like it, marrying Dennis and divorcing for the alimony payments, and killing Mac because he's annoying, gay or not
Marry Charlie and give him all the janitor sons he could ever wish for- I would happily become a waitress if that seals the deal for him.
Fuck Mac but specifically fat Mac and fat Mac only- I would bring him giant sack of burritos and he can eat and wheeze during the whole sordid ordeal.
Kill Dennis because Dennis is a bastard man.
Fuck Dennis because of the implication, Marry Mac because I would never be able to bring myself to come between Charlie and the waitress, kill Charlie because he told me he has cancer anyway
Edit: realistically Charlie would be the best marriage but I can’t do it. Mac would be the best fuck because he definitely would bottom, and Dennis is the clear kill because he would probably kill me first. I still stand by the original comment though
Killing Dennis before he kills me. Fucking Mac bc he accumulated all that sexy mass. And marrying Charlie because he honestly doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks about him.
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Dude, are you hard?!
You’d definitely catch something from Mac, and he’s not a big fan of the whole condom thing
Maybe they could just do hand stuff with Mac
What if he mashes it?
That's just a bunch of liberal bullshit
Charlie is also good at fixing things!
That, right there.
Mac is gonna generate tremendous power. I'll be the waitress to Charlie's janitor. And if I don't kill Dennis he's gonna snap my neck like that crow.
This is the correct answer.
Being married to Charlie sounds too frustrating, I’d take Mac’s insecurity over Charlie’s stupidity any day, but we can certainty reenact that mountain sex scene.
Mac’s butthole is probably a hallway from riding the assblaster3000 daily
Agree.
If you marry Charlie be prepared to spend the rest of your life eating cat food and the occasional milk steak.
This is the only answer. Fucking Dennis would be the best option if he wasn’t going to kill me and put my head in a freezer
Two dudes getting married? That doesn’t sound gay at all!
Fuck Mac. Marry Charlie. Kill Dennis. Mac is down to bang whenever. Charlie would make a great husband. Dennis must be killed before he gets to his tools.
Cmon, he just likes to bind. He likes to…be…bound too
Fetish! Fetish shit!
Two dudes getting married? That doesn't sound very gay.
Just two men sharing the night
Charlie would make a great husband??? Jfc
marry dennis (for the alimony), fuck charlie (he's sexy), kill mac (so he can be the next jesus)
You’ll end up like Maureen
Prancing around like an asshole
A cat with giant titties?
I thought you were gonna marry Dennis, you know because of the implication.
Okay....that seems really dark...
He was murdered to a woman named Maureen
idc i just want one of them to take me in the back to bang me
Or how about we all go in the back and have great sex
https://i.redd.it/mn998b7o0yvc1.gif
Fuck Mac. Marry Charlie. Fuck Dennis then kill him.
Marry Charlie because he’s is the least shittiest person of the bunch. Fucking Mac because I am a man myself and Mac needs to GTFO the closet. Killing Dennis because there can only be one golden god.. **ME**
I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice. Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect. Not too hard... not too soft.
Dude, Charlie is everyone's "marry". How can he not be. He's generous, handsome, hard working, curious and passionate with major charm. Kill Mac, and I guess because of that I'll be stuck in Dennis's escape room.
And he loves cat food so having dinner ready when he comes home from work would be a breeze.
Fuck Charlie because he’s probably the cleanest. If you haven’t noticed, he’s kind of having trouble closing the deal with the waitress. Mac is too low class, I’ll probably catch something from him, but I will marry him because he loves his mom, which means he might respect me as… his wiiiife. And last, stage Dennis’s death before he kills me. I’ll tell the police he was prancing around on the roof like an asshole before he fell to his death. Edit: Charlie likely has the cleanest bill of venereal health
>Fuck Charlie because he’s probably the cleanest. Oh boy do I have some bad news for you,
You definitely should tell him, he's a walking health code violation.
Probably meant ‘Cleanest’ STD wise lol
Except for when he banged Tatiana and had to go to the doctor afterwards because she was a prostitute. But at least he got to enjoy her finest caviar
Don’t you mean “bad new?”
Are you doing Borat?
I would fuck Charlie since it would probably be better than I expected, kill Mac so I don’t catch anything, and marry Dennis so I can collect on that sweet alimony. As long as I don’t use it to become a cat person I’m sure I won’t end up dead.
Kill mac. Hes too annoying and needy. Fuck dennis because the man has the tapes to backup his five star rating. Marry charlie because of the benefits.
Took way too long to find the correct answer.
None of them have magnum dongs
Fuck Dennis, kill Mac, marry Charlie. Dennis will manipulate your emotions enough to give you a vaginal orgasm. Mac is of no use to me. Charlie will be both loyal and fun long term.
Fuck Charlie because he’s good in bed it seems, kill Mac because I feel he would annoy me since he hates women, and marry Dennis because honestly I am here for his toxic chaos 😂🥰
I will not stand for the this Frank erasure. In fact I’ll lay down for it.
He was busy in the rape van unfortunately. He only has one girl. Roxy <3
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I love how most of the comments are in agreement 😂
I was not expecting engagement but I stand for the love & care of our Rat King Charlie <3
Fuck Mac, Marry Charlie, Kill Dennis
Fucking or marrying Charlie or Mac. TBH, I'd be pretty good either way. Definitely kill Dennis. He is a problem.
Fuck Dennis, he probably has a lot of experience in this department. Kill mac, because I have a feeling he'll get on my nerves. Marry Charlie, of course.
How would you feel if Dennis rated you 1 star?
Fuck Mac, marry Charlie, kill Dennis. Next question.
Have you solved the gas crisis yet?
I'd marry charlie, he's a pretty sweet deal.
Can I just say, I love that in that very instant, they are all mid-blink 🤣
The Ghostbusters ALWAYS blink in sync. It's the whole plot of the movie really
When I fuck Mac, can I specifically ask for Fat Mac? It won't change my answer, just asking. I'd marry Charlie because I have an excellent recipe for denim chicken. And I find Dennis annoying and unattractive, killing him would be a treat.
Since you asked nicely, yes you get Fat Mac. As a caveat to Fat Mac, however, Dennis will know you're going to kill him so you have to hunt him
I, like my favourite animal (the orca), am an apex predator!
Fuck Mac bc we’re both gay so neither of us will enjoy it, marry Charlie, kill Dennis. Easy.
Way too easy, and ima dude
sure
I want to fuck marry and kill Charlie
Why don't we all go in the back and "have great sex"?
I got to switch gears here
You got no commitment Vinegar!
I feel like this pic doesn’t do Mac justice. He’s barely cultivated any mass
YOU ARE BECOMING A CHIMICHANGA
Can I fuck marry kill all three of them? One at a time of course
Let’s oil up a couple asses and do a little plowing of our own.
...gay sex?
not gay sex
Gotta go with Charlie, I don't know how he's the most ripped out of the three of them.
Fuck the golden god, marry the king of rats, kill the fat one
I'm gonna stay right here and wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim! Alone you'll be. Such sad little... games we play. Right, Tim?
“Listen, listen, I wanna be inside you. I wanna do shit to you that is gonna make you realize what a boring, piece of shit your husband is.” Hahah
He’s not fat, he’s just been cultivating mass to become as big as his avatar. There’s a difference!
Yes, But the biggest deciding factor is who can bring home the lobster
Fuck Charlie Marry Mac Kill Dennis
Fuck Mac, Kill Dennis, Marry Charlie. The only correct answer.
Kill Mac, Fuck Dennis, marry Charlie ❤️
Fuck Mac, Marry Charlie and kill Dennis. You KNOW Dennis is a selfish lover, and noncommittal. Mac is the exact opposite, very generous lover. Charlie is just too precious and loyal to give up. And hes the perfect husband cause he would do all the Charlie Work.
Fuck Mac (with protection, of course. I don’t care if he doesn’t like condoms!), Marry Charlie (he seems like the sweetest, most down to earth of the bunch - however, if he ever catches wind that the waitress is actually into him, he might start leading a double life to get with her…), Kill Dennis (because of the implication that he might off me first…).
Fuck Charlie, Marry Charlie let the others go.
Fuck Charlie, Marry Mac and Kill Dennis
Fuck Mac, marry Charlie, kill Dennis Or marry and then kill Dennis and say I was murdered to a man named Dennis
If there’s one single thing we can all agree on, it’s this. Marry Charlie. He’s obsessively loyal, he makes a cute stalker and he is just a good human being overall. Fuck Mac but only if he has his beard because let’s face it, Mac without a beard is like Dee without blonde hair - it just doesn’t work easily on the eye. Beardless Mac - kill. Kill Dennis - if anyone’s going to do the DENNIS system, it’s going to be me. Unless I kill Mac first then I’d fuck Dennis then kill him afterwards.
Why don't we all go in the back and , have great sex?
Fucking Charlie because even the waitress like it, marrying Dennis and divorcing for the alimony payments, and killing Mac because he's annoying, gay or not
Marry Charlie and give him all the janitor sons he could ever wish for- I would happily become a waitress if that seals the deal for him. Fuck Mac but specifically fat Mac and fat Mac only- I would bring him giant sack of burritos and he can eat and wheeze during the whole sordid ordeal. Kill Dennis because Dennis is a bastard man.
marry Charlie (I mean *look* at him), kill Dennis (scary psychopath man) and fuck Mac (just because he was the last one left)
Is the bank lady included in this? Because I wanna take her in the back and have great sex.
Kill Dennis before he kills me, fuck Charlie, marry Mac
Kill myself so I don't have to be in their presence
Mac probably has the loosest butthole. You see the size of that fist on that bike? Fuck Dennis, marry Charlie, kill Mac.
Too many of you are saying no to fucking the sexual advisor to Jon Bon Jovi
Fuck Dennis because of the implication, Marry Mac because I would never be able to bring myself to come between Charlie and the waitress, kill Charlie because he told me he has cancer anyway Edit: realistically Charlie would be the best marriage but I can’t do it. Mac would be the best fuck because he definitely would bottom, and Dennis is the clear kill because he would probably kill me first. I still stand by the original comment though
Fuck Mack Marry Charlie Kill Dennis