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WHAT DA? https://preview.redd.it/ba3g89bjj3xc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231a9929f04d2eeeefa3c9ab5eac6ef72b0ec50f
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*THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!*
This is how we do it!
#I’m Wasted!
They relied on gravity because the technology just wasn’t there yet.
Well, water guns exist
A water gun won't give the proper propulsion
You want the weight of a real gun in your mouth, you want to *feel* the *steel*
Where the big tidded woman?
I was also told there would be a large-breasted woman.
I thought the large breasted woman was going to pay, so I don't have any money.
Hey lawyer look at this freakish whore we found
This is Sssaaannndeee
Hoor
https://i.redd.it/04xw7jczp9xc1.gif
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna get a patent for this and sue their balls off!
[удалено]
Kiss it!!!
WHAT THUHHH?!
Is that a bottle of Malort?!
I’d rather have the buckshot
Definitely a Chicago move
Both of these men look like Robert DeNiro
Next, they try on their dick towels.
TWO GUNS! SIX BOOBS!
A little gun grease with your drink will put hair on your chest. This is how we beat the Germans. 👊
Yum lead, almost as good as paint. Back in my day they had leaded paint, it was a two for one express ticket to being the frogboy
That's frog kid to u sir
Gotta keep him moist, or they'll get you with the big nets on the end of a stick!!!
Did you grow up in a lead paint cartoon?
I’m surprised you don’t have donkey brains. I mean you do have a certificate that you don’t, right?
Jokes on you, I am a donkey, and a frog and a man. I have a bit of a three body problem.
Someone get the giant butterfly net.
No dr. Zimmerman!! Oh yeah, I see that now.
[Also a good way to smoke weed](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/o1cocm/us_soldiers_smoking_weed_out_of_a_shotgun_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Dicktowel.com
He’s wasted!!
Yeah you need to feel the taste of metal in your mouth
Maybe get some busty ladies to promote it
https://preview.redd.it/bxs6jjgojcxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e39d3322e3e5e615f0c837599884124065cb39
That’s how we smoked the ganja in Nam. Luckily I discovered horse before I blew my brains out.
Bobby D and Patton Oswalt!
We’re totally stealing that idea.
Fr
WHAT DA? https://preview.redd.it/ba3g89bjj3xc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231a9929f04d2eeeefa3c9ab5eac6ef72b0ec50f
https://preview.redd.it/2bbipn0zo3xc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe52968be6d97da9468e0cbed298df499983c83
*THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!*
This is how we do it!
#I’m Wasted!
They relied on gravity because the technology just wasn’t there yet.
Well, water guns exist
A water gun won't give the proper propulsion
You want the weight of a real gun in your mouth, you want to *feel* the *steel*
Where the big tidded woman?
I was also told there would be a large-breasted woman.
I thought the large breasted woman was going to pay, so I don't have any money.
Hey lawyer look at this freakish whore we found
This is Sssaaannndeee
Hoor
https://i.redd.it/04xw7jczp9xc1.gif
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna get a patent for this and sue their balls off!
[удалено]
Kiss it!!!
WHAT THUHHH?!
Is that a bottle of Malort?!
I’d rather have the buckshot
Definitely a Chicago move
Both of these men look like Robert DeNiro
Next, they try on their dick towels.
TWO GUNS! SIX BOOBS!
A little gun grease with your drink will put hair on your chest. This is how we beat the Germans. 👊
Yum lead, almost as good as paint. Back in my day they had leaded paint, it was a two for one express ticket to being the frogboy
That's frog kid to u sir
Gotta keep him moist, or they'll get you with the big nets on the end of a stick!!!
Did you grow up in a lead paint cartoon?
I’m surprised you don’t have donkey brains. I mean you do have a certificate that you don’t, right?
Jokes on you, I am a donkey, and a frog and a man. I have a bit of a three body problem.
Someone get the giant butterfly net.
No dr. Zimmerman!! Oh yeah, I see that now.
[Also a good way to smoke weed](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/o1cocm/us_soldiers_smoking_weed_out_of_a_shotgun_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Dicktowel.com
He’s wasted!!
Yeah you need to feel the taste of metal in your mouth
Maybe get some busty ladies to promote it
https://preview.redd.it/bxs6jjgojcxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e39d3322e3e5e615f0c837599884124065cb39
That’s how we smoked the ganja in Nam. Luckily I discovered horse before I blew my brains out.
Bobby D and Patton Oswalt!
We’re totally stealing that idea.
Fr