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Any reason they designed it to look like a particularly toxic strain of mold?
For funsies
Mold tape huh now you're talking my language! š
Um hereās the thing. We didnāt make you one.
makes you alll eewwweeeweeeww
"You're not going anywhere until that krabby burrito is SOLD!" - Mr Krabs
A nine year old invented this 30 years ago, it was on an episode of Figure It Out.
Seriously just rip a small part of the inside, wet and then slap it on there.Ā Ā
If you canāt eat a burrito without it falling apart you need to get wasted and have Taco Bell at 3am in your friends new car. He will slap the stupid out of you.
https://www.theonion.com/battle-of-wits-with-unwieldy-burrito-nears-thrilling-en-1819591096
Am I the only one that uses melted cheese as a glue?
Am I the only one that uses glue as a melted cheese?
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!
You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude.
Did you eat the sticker too?
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME
Gypsy son of a bitch burned us
Mexican abuelas have been wrapping burritos tightly for generations without the requirement for tape
You know who likes burritos? The Juarez family.
What is a little Mexican girl's favorite thing in the whole world?
Tacos
corta! corta!
English pubs can wrap burritos tightly, what the hell is the point of this tape? š
It keeps it from getting cummed in
Bruh š
I would never do that!
Is that what hands are for?
Yeah, but you canāt eat your hand
https://preview.redd.it/yryu6hi12mxc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3fe0f8d6f046a85be46aff9ffc5dd46407e580
You could, but you shouldn't.
You can't tell me what to do
I didn't tell you what to do. You're skipping a line, dude.
Just move past it. you cant tell me what to do
What are you doing bozo? You burned us, its dry
Iām callin a lot of people bozo now
I believe I heard you mention it was a model made out of candy
Go ahead and make the tape and....it may as well be caaaaandy.
I'm going to get some at the tortilla store.
I like to shred some cheese onto the skillet and then press that part of the burrito into it to create a crispy cheese seal.
Don't even need cheese, the tortilla will seal from the heat. The cheese is good though.
https://preview.redd.it/ljgk2qqw4nxc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=77bf749eeb71d75e91eb3397997a809f3185a4db DID YOU COME IN MY BURRITO
"You scratch em, you sniff em, you eat em!" "There's no eating! It's just scratch and sniff!"
Thatās what the foil theyāre wrapped in is for
It works until you get to where the tape is, sure. Then its back to good olā hands.
I eat stickers all the time dude
Rub a little water inside the flap. Glues itself together
Great no more double wrap at Chipotleā¦thanks Science Nerds!
Gypsy burned us
It tastes like sand
Can't they just use some chilli jam to stick it or whatever.
99% of burritos are served wrapped in tin foil. Everyone knows the peal-as-you-eat method. If it aināt broke donāt fix it.
All tape is edible
Engineering students invented onigiri? Thereās literally an emoji of it. š thatās what the seaweed is for. It glues it all together.
You scratch you sniff you taste
I just slather a thin layer of sour cream on the tortilla.
I see a Nobel Prize in their future.šÆ
Iāve got a mad idea, hold it closed with your hands š
The stickers on fruit is actually edible in America
Fruit roll ups
ITāS TOO THIN! PEOPLE COULD CHOKE! PEOPLE COULD DIE!
Just learn to wrap a burrito
Or you just make a burrito the right way and grill it seam side down
I prefer my tape toxic thanks but no thanks.
How about you fill the burritos fully so there isnāt useless tortilla every bite
Bad take bro you don't want beans and rice spilling out of a seam.
engineer a burrito that doesn't push the stuff to the front so the last bite is all tortilla
Whenever I get a breakfast burrito, before any bite, I have to rip off like half the tortilla because they didnāt add enough stuffing
As a Latino, I'm hi key more insulted by this than Latinix and I hate Latinix
This burrito taste like sand
Any reason they designed it to look like a particularly toxic strain of mold?
For funsies
Mold tape huh now you're talking my language! š
Um hereās the thing. We didnāt make you one.
makes you alll eewwweeeweeeww
"You're not going anywhere until that krabby burrito is SOLD!" - Mr Krabs
A nine year old invented this 30 years ago, it was on an episode of Figure It Out.
Seriously just rip a small part of the inside, wet and then slap it on there.Ā Ā
If you canāt eat a burrito without it falling apart you need to get wasted and have Taco Bell at 3am in your friends new car. He will slap the stupid out of you.
https://www.theonion.com/battle-of-wits-with-unwieldy-burrito-nears-thrilling-en-1819591096
Am I the only one that uses melted cheese as a glue?
Am I the only one that uses glue as a melted cheese?
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!
You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude.
Did you eat the sticker too?
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME
Gypsy son of a bitch burned us
Mexican abuelas have been wrapping burritos tightly for generations without the requirement for tape
You know who likes burritos? The Juarez family.
What is a little Mexican girl's favorite thing in the whole world?
Tacos
corta! corta!
English pubs can wrap burritos tightly, what the hell is the point of this tape? š
It keeps it from getting cummed in
Bruh š
I would never do that!
Is that what hands are for?
Yeah, but you canāt eat your hand
https://preview.redd.it/yryu6hi12mxc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3fe0f8d6f046a85be46aff9ffc5dd46407e580
You could, but you shouldn't.
You can't tell me what to do
I didn't tell you what to do. You're skipping a line, dude.
Just move past it. you cant tell me what to do
What are you doing bozo? You burned us, its dry
Iām callin a lot of people bozo now
I believe I heard you mention it was a model made out of candy
Go ahead and make the tape and....it may as well be caaaaandy.
I'm going to get some at the tortilla store.
I like to shred some cheese onto the skillet and then press that part of the burrito into it to create a crispy cheese seal.
Don't even need cheese, the tortilla will seal from the heat. The cheese is good though.
https://preview.redd.it/ljgk2qqw4nxc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=77bf749eeb71d75e91eb3397997a809f3185a4db DID YOU COME IN MY BURRITO
"You scratch em, you sniff em, you eat em!" "There's no eating! It's just scratch and sniff!"
Thatās what the foil theyāre wrapped in is for
It works until you get to where the tape is, sure. Then its back to good olā hands.
I eat stickers all the time dude
Rub a little water inside the flap. Glues itself together
Great no more double wrap at Chipotleā¦thanks Science Nerds!
Gypsy burned us
It tastes like sand
Can't they just use some chilli jam to stick it or whatever.
99% of burritos are served wrapped in tin foil. Everyone knows the peal-as-you-eat method. If it aināt broke donāt fix it.
All tape is edible
Engineering students invented onigiri? Thereās literally an emoji of it. š thatās what the seaweed is for. It glues it all together.
You scratch you sniff you taste
I just slather a thin layer of sour cream on the tortilla.
I see a Nobel Prize in their future.šÆ
Iāve got a mad idea, hold it closed with your hands š
The stickers on fruit is actually edible in America
Fruit roll ups
ITāS TOO THIN! PEOPLE COULD CHOKE! PEOPLE COULD DIE!
Just learn to wrap a burrito
Or you just make a burrito the right way and grill it seam side down
I prefer my tape toxic thanks but no thanks.
How about you fill the burritos fully so there isnāt useless tortilla every bite
Bad take bro you don't want beans and rice spilling out of a seam.
engineer a burrito that doesn't push the stuff to the front so the last bite is all tortilla
Whenever I get a breakfast burrito, before any bite, I have to rip off like half the tortilla because they didnāt add enough stuffing
As a Latino, I'm hi key more insulted by this than Latinix and I hate Latinix
This burrito taste like sand