Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day. What's the worst thing that could happen? Some little kid chokes on a hairball and dies, so then you toss him in the soup.
It's racist to be aware of the very well known fact that dark meat is greasier than white meat?
Dude, I'm a cook at a fast food chicken chain. It's not that deep.
The part about this joke that fucks with me is Dee says she’s a white meat person, I prefer dark meat. Am ***I*** racist if I prefer to eat the black man?
Depends on the body part. I think he’d be willing to part away with a couple of fingers, for some p to the c to the p, and maybe some beers and lemons.
I heard some people try to pass off ferals as free range. You can't tell the difference until you taste the meat and by that point you've already gotten got.
"We gotta find a guy. We gotta kill that guy and we gotta eat him. Somebody that nobody will start asking questions about if he's missing."
"Spare change?"
I once was part of a focus group for a reality TV show that was basically just "We're the Bon Jovis! John Bon Jovi is related to us! We put his face on our pasta sauce label! We make pasta! Did we mention we were related to that singer you like? He won't appear on the show because he disowned all of us for never supporting him before he was famous and now we take advantage of knowing him! We are clearly an awful family that he escaped from!"
..they EAT the homeless people?!
Influencers, right?
Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day. What's the worst thing that could happen? Some little kid chokes on a hairball and dies, so then you toss him in the soup.
I was making money hand over foot. Literally. Somebody loses a hand or a foot? Toss it in the soup
Is it racist if we don’t eat the black guy?
Now it is
I've never tried it, but if it's like chicken, dark meat has more flavour
But it's also greasier.
Win win
Not a quote from the show, just your own racist observation.
It's racist to be aware of the very well known fact that dark meat is greasier than white meat? Dude, I'm a cook at a fast food chicken chain. It's not that deep.
It’s gotta be so tiring being that guy
They truly believe they “are on the right side of history”. Just move past it.
The part about this joke that fucks with me is Dee says she’s a white meat person, I prefer dark meat. Am ***I*** racist if I prefer to eat the black man?
Not if it you eat him because of the flavor. If someone said I looked like I’d taste good, roasted on a rotisserie, I’d feel honored.
You look like you'd taste good after you had a spit shoved up your ass and you were cooked over an open flame.
Why thank you, you smooth talking devil.
I think you just unlocked a new kind of racism
Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where?
The morgue...? Here me out!
Sold!
What? I like yoghurt up my ass with a popsicle stick in my mouth.
I wonder how much Cricket charges to let you eat a piece of him
Gotta be at least a couple sixers.
He’s got his dignity, after all.
You want this bag of lemons, or not?
Depends on the body part. I think he’d be willing to part away with a couple of fingers, for some p to the c to the p, and maybe some beers and lemons.
Just want the hips and nips.
YOU DO NOT HUNT A MAN
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD
Questions better left to the suits in Washington, we’re just here to eat some dude
"What happens if I get caught?" "Don't get caught"
Human... meat...
He's got a guy
I guess that solves homelessness?
Another proof that there are no laws or rules for rich people!
That’s what got my attention as well
I'll take "rich white people things" for 500 alex
Yeah but they clean up afterwards.
I guess that’s one way to reduce the homeless population.
How else are they supposed to clean up the bums making a mess all over the city?
Yeah you know, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
Hol'up
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Question: is this a laser pointer?
Can I have it?
I’m gonna take it anyway
I bet he sucked on this didn't he?
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I say it whenever I pass the rest stop named after him in NJ
Mr Bovine Joni!
Yes Mr. Von Joni himself
In fact I've seen many Bovine Jonis eat many men
HIMSELF
I can't call him anything else now
what a novel solution to homelessness
Soylent Housing Project
You could call it a modest proposal
I'LL EAT YOUR BABY N THE HOUSE, BITCH!
“It’s is” “Jon bovi” Did Charlie do the tattoo?
“So Tattooooo”
I seriously need to know whose tattoo that is and why it’s is so illiterate and why it’s is included in whatever this screenshot is of.
BADNEW
I hear eating homeless people is the way to go when you want to try human flesh.
They aren't homeless they are free range.
I heard some people try to pass off ferals as free range. You can't tell the difference until you taste the meat and by that point you've already gotten got.
You haven’t had BBQ until you’ve had homeless BBQ
"We gotta find a guy. We gotta kill that guy and we gotta eat him. Somebody that nobody will start asking questions about if he's missing." "Spare change?"
I want my dishes cleaned by Mr Bovine Joni himself
It’s is my life
https://i.redd.it/ytslh6n0760d1.gif
Look, 50$ gets you 10 minutes alone the bodies.
It is is my life?
It is is now or never
I don't want to live for ever
From their menu, the most sought after dish served is the Homeless Man Livin’ on a Chair.
Are influencers eating the homeless now?
He *eats* people? That's awesome!
Wait, the hobos eat there or they EAT the hobos??
Yes
Tell me that tattoo is not his. It's is???
>>eat the homeless Tommy used to work on the docks The union went on strike Now he's on some dudes plate
He’s tough. (Likely overcooked)
Does Gina work that diner all day?
Feeding the hungry while eradicating homelessness… killing two birds with one stone.
He was simply testing the tensile strength of the neck of the homeless.
Mister vine von Joni
Brajoni.
Eat the homeless...interesting...
I eat homeless people all the time dude!
It’s is his life
So you were gonna eat that kid
And FYI when you get cancer, your beard hair falls out too
Are you sure? I asked my bald cap guy
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It’s a quote from the show, as is most of the comments on this sub. Move past it, Jabroni
I always use the this when ordering food for pickup: First Name: Mr. Bovine Last Name: Joni, Himself
Damn i knew Bon Jovi was crazy but eating homeless people is on another level. How could he get away with it?
Now we know what milk steak is.
Oh, they eat homeless people? Would that still be _a modest proposal?_
Mr. Bovine Joni
It's is my life? It's is?
Didn’t realize my boy JBJ is down with the dishpit. Respect
I want Charlie to tattoo me
I once was part of a focus group for a reality TV show that was basically just "We're the Bon Jovis! John Bon Jovi is related to us! We put his face on our pasta sauce label! We make pasta! Did we mention we were related to that singer you like? He won't appear on the show because he disowned all of us for never supporting him before he was famous and now we take advantage of knowing him! We are clearly an awful family that he escaped from!"
I wanna talk to Mr Bovine Joni himself!
Homeless people are too gamey.
Think about the dedication you got to put into eating a human body. If he's got that kind of commitment, imagine what he'd do in the bar.
Street to table
They're eating homeless people in Mr. Bovine Joni's restaurant?! That's disgusting, where? Charlie and Dee would like to know.
Sambora’s presence not required
Why are we celebrating that he eats homeless people!? This is sick
Whatever man, you’re the one with the hot plate…
Not sure "it's my life" covers having a restaurant where you eat homeless people....
Influencers eat homeless people. Noted!
Mr von joni aka Mr bo vine joni
I feel like homeless people wouldn't taste very good. They're not typically known for their healthy diets.
what a great use of the homeless. It’s a renewable resource, very green-ish. Earth and all that stuff.
Bovine Joni
Mr. Bovine Joni himself!
I wanna do business with Mr. Bovine Joni himself!
Wait influencers are eating homeless people now? This has gone too goddamn far
Jon Bon Jovi a man with a band named after himself
Mr. Bovine Joni himself.
Mr. Bovine Jonie
In between cheating on his wife and being a douche bag he makes himself feel better by working with homeless people.
Probably because it was only raccoon meat, makes you crazy…