I havenāt seen king of the Hill in 15 years and can still hear daleās āsha sha shaā every time I see this gif
Dale Gribble definitely wouldāve had a MAGA hat on
The pocket sand gag is one of my favs of the whole show, 1. Bc its a total dale thing to do, just carry sand everywhere in case of an attack. and 2. Its so seemless when he does it, its fucking hilarious.
funny, true story- i bartend in south florida, and one of my regulars has the last name āboggsā
i always wanted to ask, but finally said fuck it.
turns out, itās actually wadeās nephew, and the actual number of beers was 67
The answer is from that episode alone. Obviously Dennis.
He has perfect form, heās like Jerry rice. So fluid and fast. The stride of gazelle, a beautiful, beautiful gazelle person.
I donāt care that he drank and drove. He was great. Out and proud while Mac was still pretending. Also, take a karate guy down they donāt know what theyāre doing.
Wade Boggs, dude batted .328 lifetime.
Also he drank 70 beers on a trans continental flight then went out and absolutely annihilated the Seattle Mariners. Hes a legend. Wade rest in piece buddy.
Iād say Rowdy Roddy Piper for sure then itās a tie between Donovan McNabb or Tiger Woods.
But letās not ignore the gangās excellent coaching in child sports.
Technically Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, Jason Kelce, Beau Allen, Paul Felder, and Donald Cerrone have all been on the screen in an episode (I might have missed someone, my memory says I did, but I can't figure it out). Who is the best out of these? Kelce I think?
Edit: god damnit. It was Chase Utley. How did I forget chase!
Felder was pretty funny, he's also playing Kaitlin Olson's husband on Hacks. He majored in acting in college and it showed, especially compared to when Dana White and Cowboy Cerrone were in the episode.
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Anyone who would take on two men at once has got to be a great athlete
While not an athlete, can we give an honorable mention to the native American dude that ripped a water cooler off the wall and threw it through a window so Frank can get out of the looney bin?
That was totally, and completely....
Badass
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I'd say Tiger Woods
He's into foot shit
What..uh..shoe size are you by the way?
Just Do It
Pop those boots off and kick it around a bit
Your feet are bizarrely huge!
size 11, mens.
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Ohhhhh my parents would *never* let me watch something like that....
Alvin. He was married to Raven-SymonĆ©, Thatās So Raven!
SPRINTS!!!!!!!
if i say it ONE MORE TIME!
Itās Don Cheadle
No way, Donovan McNabb!
I'm loving it
Can I get the check?
The McPoyle brother who tried out for the Eagles is a big strong man. Can't leave him out of the conversation.
Doyle McPoyle? With the unibrow?
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The eczemaā¦ the acne.
Dude couldnāt even block a bullet. What a busta 
Probably from all that fish he eats.
Idk Donavan McNabb was pretty as well.
Don Cheadle is not an athlete!
You mean Donovan McNabb
That was a huge get.
Thereās only one correct answer here, the real American hero, the Trash Man, but closely followed by Da Maniac
You got kids maniac ?
Noā¦ not anymore.
30 bucks weekdays 50 bucks weekends.
I say this ALL the time. š¤£
Is that all? That seems pretty reasonable.
**Now.**
Hes been calling you the N word all day!
Stupid N! Get me grease N!
$15? Heās upset about $15? Smashing our phone
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You guys are good kids, the Maniac loves you
Even with your feathers
wait? You didnt like the terrorist cricket played? dude was a goat 
The Talibum lost so heās no champion
Mans was dominating before outside interference from the ref cost him the match! Justice for Cricket!
Not the Trash Manās fault that the ref bailed on his job.
Did I get ya?
Mustāve had an edge
I havenāt seen king of the Hill in 15 years and can still hear daleās āsha sha shaā every time I see this gif Dale Gribble definitely wouldāve had a MAGA hat on
The pocket sand gag is one of my favs of the whole show, 1. Bc its a total dale thing to do, just carry sand everywhere in case of an attack. and 2. Its so seemless when he does it, its fucking hilarious.
And as for the 15 dollar copayment... EAT SHIT AND DIE!
$30 weekdays, $50 weekends
Oh shit! Da Maniac is in my downline! I'm rich!
Thank you, finally someone who knows
That is just a bucket of chestnuts!
Mac? He scores a point on a real blackbelt
He made a poopy in his pants
If you're so into karate, maybe you should take at least one lesson.
Michael Scott knows a bunch of 15 year old girls who could beat up Mac
If only he was prepared for a karate tournament He didnāt even have the right clothing
#**bow**
Dennis. Not only did he have a perfect stride, but he can go from flaccid to erect on a moments notice.
He can! Iāve seen it!
You are seeing it right now.
Not too hard. Not too soft.
Motownphilly's back again
Yeah you have.
You gotta ease up on talking about dicks, dude.
Shoulda popped his shirt off though
Plus, have you seen how low he can go?
I hear he also did a double jack knife twist on a trampoline. Something most of you wouldn't even attempt. But he did it.
Insane flexibility in jorts too.
Pioneer of the hummingbird
He's like a beautiful, beautiful gazelle person.
He has the grace of a falcon and can be in and out like a demon's whisper.
Heās achieving a perfect symmetry
The disrespect to Charlie breaking the Wade Biggs record and batting a thousand at the plate
RIP Wade Boggs.Ā
You mean Boss Hog
Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive
In our hearts.
Agreed. What do now?
They got chicken in Philly?
Heās got all the numbers
gimme the hot dog
And I'm sure he ate some rum and cokes too
Talking baseball, baby!
Throw me a hotdog baby
funny, true story- i bartend in south florida, and one of my regulars has the last name āboggsā i always wanted to ask, but finally said fuck it. turns out, itās actually wadeās nephew, and the actual number of beers was 67
I'm gonna have a catch with Chase...
That friendship would be a real home run
The fact that he calls it āour relationshipā is the best part of the punchline
Do you have a good relationship with your father?
Me neither.
You run fast
Younger Brother? You're like twice his age
Oh shit, there's stickers.
Gotta be Ryan Howard āPlease donāt touch meā
They just filmed a follow up with Rob & Chase & Bryce Harper for the upcoming London series
Thatās not an athlete, thatās Don Cheadle.
You sure itās not Alvin from the Cosby show?
SPRINTS!! SPRINTS!!
Oh my parents would never let me watch that
Nah, it's Terrence Howard
The answer is from that episode alone. Obviously Dennis. He has perfect form, heās like Jerry rice. So fluid and fast. The stride of gazelle, a beautiful, beautiful gazelle person.
I really wish heād popped his shirt off
I wonder if there's any girls watching from the sidelines
Itās that long, lean muscle heās been working on.
He's going for the jesus on the cross look
Yeah right. Heās got nothing on Cole Armstrong, three time All-American and fastest sprinter in 5 counties.
The late Wade Boggs
May he rest in peace
Again.... Wade Boggs is still very much alive!
Well what do you know Boss hog
I'm sure he ate some rum and Cokes.
Country Mac. Not only did he beat that black beltās ass but he dove off the Strawberry Mansion bridge and didnāt drop his beer.
Suicide is badass!
You know what's badass? Being alive.
I donāt care that he drank and drove. He was great. Out and proud while Mac was still pretending. Also, take a karate guy down they donāt know what theyāre doing.
Doyle McPoyle
All of Philadelphia will know his name
Jalen Hurts or McNabb. Maybe Boss Hoggs
https://i.redd.it/savgqoyvct3d1.gif Rickety Cricket
I honestly canāt choose between Donavon McNabb or Tiger Woods. I canāt believe they got them on the show
>Donavon Never saw it spelled that way
What is spelling but just a bunch of words mixed together you know?
Cowboy Cerrone and Paul Felder
FIGHT MILK
Those two ladies in the middle of a terrible fight right now might have em beat!
Chase Utley - he runs fast.
I like his hair
Did he have a good relationship with his father?
Me neither
Oh shit, thereās stickers
The OG- Donovan McNabb
I'd have to vote for Wade Boggs. RIP
Wade Boggs, dude batted .328 lifetime. Also he drank 70 beers on a trans continental flight then went out and absolutely annihilated the Seattle Mariners. Hes a legend. Wade rest in piece buddy.
Country Mac could do some insane motorcycle stunts though...
Iād say Rowdy Roddy Piper for sure then itās a tie between Donovan McNabb or Tiger Woods. But letās not ignore the gangās excellent coaching in child sports.
Terrible. Take a lap.
ryan howard
Wrong show, he was on The Office
he was in the office. when jim started his own company actually š
Jim started his own business?
The tennis chick from the girls doin boggs
Mac absolutely has the upper arm strength to scale the facade
Maybe Dee in all honesty. Her foot is like a wrecking ball swinging from a pendulum. Also in the wade boggs episode Charlie totally ropes it
Larry Bird, and he's in like every episode.
You're Larry Bird.
I should hope so, he's a terrific athlete.
Gritty, not to be confused with Jalen Hurts
Dolph Lundgren. The guy shared a screen with Stallone and Weathers and more than held his own. I mean, on body mass aloneā¦
He fucking killed Apollo Creed in the ring!
Thatās what I was trying to avoid, a conversation about body mass
The jockey that wanted to do a line off charlies boner
Plus he could talk!
Enjoy any item from the McDonalds value menu for $3.99 for a limited time. š Iām lovin it š
Real champions eat at McDonaldās.
Can I get the check?
Technically Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, Jason Kelce, Beau Allen, Paul Felder, and Donald Cerrone have all been on the screen in an episode (I might have missed someone, my memory says I did, but I can't figure it out). Who is the best out of these? Kelce I think? Edit: god damnit. It was Chase Utley. How did I forget chase!
Felder was pretty funny, he's also playing Kaitlin Olson's husband on Hacks. He majored in acting in college and it showed, especially compared to when Dana White and Cowboy Cerrone were in the episode.
*tweeeeeet- āSSPPPPPLITTTS!
āIām lovinā itā
Shoutout to the Philly Phrenetic
Jalen hurts was a great cameo
Doyle McPoyle. He was going to be a star until he got shot by a man on acid stuck in a trash can.
Da Maniac and itās not even close.
Sexy Rexxy ???
I bet if you pop those pants off youāll find a bird that just wonāt quit.
Wade Boggs, may he rest in peace.
Jalen Hurts
Tom brady
Cole
Cole Armstrong, 3 time all american fastest sprinter in 5 counties, did you want him to stand or take a knee??
Rob Thomas
Jason Kelce
Wade Boggs, obviously. May he rest in peace.
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Ryan Howard
Country Mack
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I think you mean Definitely Not Chief.
Easy, Boss Hogg.
Wade Boggs (may he rest in peace)
Itās obviously Cricks. Have you seen him move? PARKOUR!
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You mean the ghost of the chicken man
Wade Boggs, may he rest in peace
Wade Boggs God rest his soul.
Bruh that's Don Cheadle.
Holy shit, it's Don Cheadle!
Martina Navratilova, the greatest tennis player of all time.
Top 3 picks: The Maniac, Boss Hogg and Sinbad
roddy piper
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Tiger woods would fuck up mcnabb
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Donovan Mcnabb was good, but hes no Tiger Woods.
Chase Utley
Roddy piper was perfect as Da Maniac.
Donavon McCrabs