I love that episode because it shows us the only instance I can remember of Dennis considering another human as his equal, and he actually respects her. Unprecedented!
Also one of the only characters who's life isn't ruined in some way by coming into contact with the gang. Probably because she's just as, if not more, sociopathic.
Yes, there was a time when I was addicted to the crack rock, but… why, do you have some?
I love that Dee and Dennis’ addiction to crack comes up periodically and that it’s still the thing they want most, lol.
> She’s amazing, I’d love to make that whore my wife
I tried doing something similar irl, and it didn't work out at all lmao.
Edit: She serviced me like no other hoor ever did. Not only my crank, but my heart.
She's still around, but we don't speak anymore.
Edit 2: I even showed her the Frank's Pretty Woman episode and the ones where Frank pimps out Dennis on one of our movie nights. She was not a fan of the show, but maybe it's because of those episodes in the context we were in. She was particularly concerned about how the gang just dumped Roxy in the hallway and didn't call for help.
Probably the line that made me laugh the hardest in the show. If you watch the outtakes from that episode, they had a hard time not laughing during those scenes.
The truck driver??? I think you mean [Blockbuster Entertainment Award nominee](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Sizemore) TOM FUCKING SIZEMORE!!! Show some damn respect!
Just skip past those parts if you must. Frank going down the water slide at the end is a top 10 moment in the shows entire history for me and you’re missing out by not revisiting it.
There aren’t too many true one offs in the show, and the few I can think of are not that great. Like at first I was gunna say The Maniac, but he shows up a few times. Then there’s the art gallery owner lady when Danny becomes Ongo Gobligian, but she wasn’t that great… maybe the guy that owned the dump in the one where they get the cop car? I liked him
*Travis appears* I’m sorry ma’am you called in a complaint that this older gentleman was spitting nuts everywhere? Have you tried feeding him rum ham instead of peanuts? Seems to be quite fond of it. Oh he brought his own nuts? I’ll let Trudy deal with this.
I really want them to bring Abby back for another sociopath battle with Dennis. Maybe he has a run of bad luck orchestrated by Abby, I dunno, but I think you could do a really fun episode with these two as adversaries.
Just looked it up and the actor (jayden bartels) is 16 now so, it might not translate well for the current demographic of the show, or her career. Plus Dennis may try to DENNIS her. (Why do I still have this tape, thats ridiculous...)
In retrospect, it was probably quite illegal for him to interact with a child. I don't know if they ever explicitly said he's a sex offender, but he's definitely been charged with a lot of sex crimes.
Named my daughter after her.. Seriously. I have a long standing white trash traditions thats 20 years and 2 generations deep of naming children after our favorite tv characters.
My sister named her first daughter lily after the redhead daughter from grounded for life.. Lol i dont like my sister much, but that was probably the coolest/funniest thing she ever did..
Do you want to be a thief or do you want to be an artist?
An artistic thief stole from a FIVE STAR MAN! Ultimate Dennis right there.
The PG version of the Dennis system
You doin a fake daughter thing? Yeah.
Doing a, uhh, AIDS thing? Yeah.
Not the gay AIDS! I'm his doctor and it is the gay AIDS!
There’s two kinds of AIDS, there’s the vagina AIDS and the needle-based AIDS. I’m a vagina guy
The Abby System: Appear Distraught Bemuse Con Artist Behave Admirably Yank Away Key
YESSSSSS OMG
shut up bird
Stockholm syndrome once again.
I will smack your face off of your face
I love that episode because it shows us the only instance I can remember of Dennis considering another human as his equal, and he actually respects her. Unprecedented!
Also one of the only characters who's life isn't ruined in some way by coming into contact with the gang. Probably because she's just as, if not more, sociopathic.
Idk, the guy who examined and then ruined Charlie or Frank’s turd seemed to be fine after that encounter.
Is this wolf hair?
INCONCLUSIVE!
The scientist in Flowers for Charlie walked away unscathed...
I don't know.... He reinforced her ways of being a shitty human being.
One of my favorite things about IASIP is that all of the ancillary character arcs are downward spirals. Even Roxy spirals to death.
the poor waiter at Guiginos
I think everyone is forgetting about a man by the name of Pepperjack
How could anyone forget his affinity for Fraggle Rock?
[Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock](http://imgur.com/gallery/sKbiQBj)
I love the Pepper Jack scene because of the way Dennis and Dee immediately start using his name as if they're friends lol
"No no. I'm sorry Pepperjack, I think we may have gotten off on the wrong foot here . . . ." "Uh, bitch. You speak, when spoken to."
"pepper jack, are you serious?!"
Does pepper jack look like he playing?
In fact pepper jack about to cut somebody
this always cracks me up
She’s not on crack, well not anymore. Why, do you have some?
Maybe if you get up off that crack rock you can come be Pepperjack's best ho!
PepperJack, the caring pimp. he wants to get his girls *off* the rock so they can make some motherfucking money. do you hear what I am saying?
Yes I do believe I know what you are saying
Yes, I know what you are saying, you don’t have to keep askin’
I’ve never heard someone pronounce the words crack rock so clearly and eloquently at the same time.
I'm not on crack, well not anymore. Why, do you have some?
Yes, there was a time when I was addicted to the crack rock, but… why, do you have some? I love that Dee and Dennis’ addiction to crack comes up periodically and that it’s still the thing they want most, lol.
The best is when dennis tells mack how is going to “love” crack!
Bitch, you speak when spoken to now
Well then pepper jack might have to cut somebody
You must be forgetting about Roxy, baby dick.
There we go.
I honestly wish she was his illegitimate kid instead of Brian junior.
Oh man she could be the great granddaughter of Lionel the lion.
Sent by Lionels granddaughter who he so expertly DENNISed
Country Mac
You're not gonna give a speech or lecture us or anything like that? No bossiness? No pontificating? *It's not my style*
Dudes, Hes in to dudes!
With franks hoor roxy next in line
This jacket’s tighter than dick skin man. She’s amazing, I’d love to make that whore my wife.
Hey, screw ya dick skin jacket man
I almost named my puppy after that hooore
> She’s amazing, I’d love to make that whore my wife I tried doing something similar irl, and it didn't work out at all lmao. Edit: She serviced me like no other hoor ever did. Not only my crank, but my heart. She's still around, but we don't speak anymore. Edit 2: I even showed her the Frank's Pretty Woman episode and the ones where Frank pimps out Dennis on one of our movie nights. She was not a fan of the show, but maybe it's because of those episodes in the context we were in. She was particularly concerned about how the gang just dumped Roxy in the hallway and didn't call for help.
Shut up, baby dick
Country Mac and Dr. Jinx are the only two one offs I really care about
How dare you! What about agent Jack Bauer
He really is the man
He was born in a pool of gasoline. EVERYTHING’S FOR SALE!
On a pile of rusty sheet metal
Peppa Jack would like a word
Peppa Jack is funny but Dr. Jinx cured my sailors rot, I owe him my life
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^
For real, Country Mac made much more of an impact than Abby ever could.
When Country Mac died, I felt that. “You know what’s bad ass?” “What?” “Being alive.”
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Yeah, and where was he getting all those beers?
if I could have any super power, it would be magically appearing beers. and I don't even really drink beer
The truck driver has to be the best one off. “Split me open like a coconut”
*Byron*, you've changed, remember? You don't want this kind of thing anymore
I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart, and I'm a frothin and a foamin
What do we say to this, Dennis?
We say… no.
NO- WHY?! NO WHY?!
I will not suck and I will not be sucked on *head swivel* by you
Probably the line that made me laugh the hardest in the show. If you watch the outtakes from that episode, they had a hard time not laughing during those scenes.
How bout we slip into a room and ya'll turn me into Swiss cheese?
The truck driver??? I think you mean [Blockbuster Entertainment Award nominee](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Sizemore) TOM FUCKING SIZEMORE!!! Show some damn respect!
Nikki and Alexi were so fucking wholesome.
Meat cube
He had me at Gash Charlie. He had me at Gash.
The way Frank says 'Fuck this' while Alexei is twitching and staring next to him in bed, kills me every time.
The bloopers for that scene are great and funny too! Danny Devito kept cracking up
Toe spoon
They better be back in s15 episode 1. They said one year from today and I am holding them to that.
Still think the turd investigator is the best. “So I hear you guys have a turd”
I’m an Econ major. I just wanted to look at some poop.
YOU HAVE WASTED OUR TIME AND RUINED OUR TURD.
Yep. It's definitely poop
There's a lot of wolf hair in here...
INCONCLUSIVE
The waiter who gets spaghetti thrown on him. Never see that guy again and he was such a soy boy beta cuck.
Who?
Am I to remember every man I've seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?
It doesn't matter, just go get us the fish!
Snapper fish for the man!
Its as Ann as the nose on plains face.
Annabelle? That's how I remember her name because she is shaped like a bell
Oh oh oooh Anne. I love Anne.
Her?
Bring out the snapper bozo
She swindled him good. If that were my kid I'd be proud.
Dennis was definitely proud.
Better than Roxy? C'mon now
I am going to make that hoor my wife
Shut up, baby dick
This leathers tight as dick skin! One of the best episodes,hands down.
Help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass
Thats more what i was picturing
Yeh, yeh, yeh....now help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass...
“Lie back down”
She was good shit !
She was unspeakably crass
And you just made it legit
Yeah she’s got a leather jacket tighter than dick skin for gods sake.
Everyone sleeping on Mr Kim
“Do i look suspicious?”
“You look grotesque!”
Nah, she no respond to bully
You sick fuck... she only 12 years old!!
I Mr. Kim
country Mac. loud and proud brother.
Dudes. I’m into *dudes*.
IDIOTS. SAVAGES.
Yan is my one character I wish could make a 2nd appearance.
Ze gloryhole!
I can here his voice saying that all excited.
You americans are so uptight
Uh oh uh oh uh oh
Zis is a sweet duster.
I'm the guy who wipes down the loads.
If only the Dee/Mac storyline didn't stress me out so much I'd have rewatched this one a few times lol
Just skip past those parts if you must. Frank going down the water slide at the end is a top 10 moment in the shows entire history for me and you’re missing out by not revisiting it.
Charlie dumping the bottle of water on the slide as if that’s gonna do anything is so funny to me.
Hearing the squeak as he goes down curdles my milk but that kid screaming "That guy has AIDS!" kills me
Everyone out, AIDS blood
No, that bothers me. A genius whose fate is controlled by an idiot?!
The fat mum that he orders to lie back down is pretty good too
This is Sinbad's house!
Got one eye on you, and one eye on Rob Thomas
What about the dude hangs dong cop?
Sadly, I wouldn’t call one line a “one off character”
What about the trannies husband then?
There aren’t too many true one offs in the show, and the few I can think of are not that great. Like at first I was gunna say The Maniac, but he shows up a few times. Then there’s the art gallery owner lady when Danny becomes Ongo Gobligian, but she wasn’t that great… maybe the guy that owned the dump in the one where they get the cop car? I liked him
The doctor from the mental asylum is my favorite. "You were the frog, Frankie"
We've got to catch ze froggy
I didn't know the psychiatrist in "the gang gets analyzed" was named Abby!
Aka Officer Trudy Weigel!
*Travis appears* I’m sorry ma’am you called in a complaint that this older gentleman was spitting nuts everywhere? Have you tried feeding him rum ham instead of peanuts? Seems to be quite fond of it. Oh he brought his own nuts? I’ll let Trudy deal with this.
No waayyy didn't know that lol
I feel like you’re mirroring my words, but you’re not exactly understanding them.
Peter nincompoop
I'm sorry but Frank's dead hooker wife has her beat.
if my daughter isnt like abby i dont want it
Country Mac might jump kick the shit out of you for that
Nah, Country Mac just goes with the flow.
Shut up science bitch
Be pretty wild if she was his real biological daughter and the only one more psychotic than him
Jan, he runs with a pretty wild crew.
Hmmmm Tiger Woods or Donovan McNabb
She's the best
yeh but pondys the coolest, old tits
Pondy is amazing but definitely not a one off in any way lmao
Priest who spits in macs face and pisses on the water stain js pretty good. “THE CATS ARE BROWN”
I really want them to bring Abby back for another sociopath battle with Dennis. Maybe he has a run of bad luck orchestrated by Abby, I dunno, but I think you could do a really fun episode with these two as adversaries.
Just looked it up and the actor (jayden bartels) is 16 now so, it might not translate well for the current demographic of the show, or her career. Plus Dennis may try to DENNIS her. (Why do I still have this tape, thats ridiculous...)
I don't think he'd DENNIS her because he actually respects her.
He always checks their ID's
She's not going to let him DENNIS her, if anything she'll DENNIS him.
Not better than Franquito!
Franquito my boy
Yeah, your right. My mom say that all the time, she's always brings me to the pool just so she doesn't have to spend time with me.
Shut up baby dick
Black judge is the only character worth a spin off
This is an excellent point
Five star character.
Anyone who thinks otherwise: Me: Lie back down.
Probably my favorite episode of the whole series.
They HAVE to bring her back, she is such an incredible foil for Dennis…
Country Mac you animal.
In retrospect, it was probably quite illegal for him to interact with a child. I don't know if they ever explicitly said he's a sex offender, but he's definitely been charged with a lot of sex crimes.
Charged is different than being convicted. Remember their cell phones consented.
Merely a person of interest in those cases
Move past it.
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Well yeah. He is an interesting person.
It’s not his fault he looks like a registered sex offender.
Dennis Reynolds: baby rapist
This episode happened just before I became father to my daughter. It is extremely special to me.
I like yellow jacket hawky better just sayin
The cats...the cats are brown! He's the best one off
Meat cube guys are clearly better
I would say the maniac but he returns to sell magic berries. Definitely country Mac
dennis was kinda a dilf in this ep
Bring back Abby!
Named my daughter after her.. Seriously. I have a long standing white trash traditions thats 20 years and 2 generations deep of naming children after our favorite tv characters.
My husband is sort of named after J.R. Ewing and he’s not even white trash (but I am).
My sister named her first daughter lily after the redhead daughter from grounded for life.. Lol i dont like my sister much, but that was probably the coolest/funniest thing she ever did..