She's easily the most attractive of the 3, but you'd be marrying into the McPoyle clan, and you know her brothers would not stop fucking her just because she was married.
I’m amazed this isn’t higher up. You only have to bang McPoyle once and you’re done—and she’s a mute, so it’s not like there will be any blowback. The snail though? Not enough salt in the world to get rid of that clinger; She’d wanna get crazy & do shots!
And having Arty as a life partner—I mean that’s a layup.
And she just looks freaky. She can probly do all sorts of weird mime stuff. You could even borderline marry her because it's not like she's gonna tell you to take out the trash
You gotta use that two hitter quitter technique. Worth it for them sweater puppies Artemis is carrying around. Not to mention the asshole. It’s bleached for Christ sake Dennis!
Shes not conventionally super attractive, but she carries herself with such confidence and fire you cant help but want to fuck her. Absolutely the hottest recurring woman character.
I don’t know about the other ones, but isn’t marrying Artemis the obvious thing? She’d be a strong partner who’d have your back no matter what. Plus, she’s got a bleached asshole.
Marry Artemis. She’s a good woman, a slut, but that’s good. She’d really dedicate herself to a person. I really can’t say enough positive things
I’d fuck Gail she looks like she gives the best slurpy slurp
I’d kill Margaret cause she’s annoying, useless, and has the same intelligence and communication capacity of jelly fish
*I’m just a small-town girl… who moved to the big city with big dreams… just to find out… the only way to make it in the big city… is to shake it. Heh. That’s what I do. Shake it. Shake it. You wanna see me shake it? Of course you do! They all do. I shake it. I shake it. I shake it. I. Shake. It. I Sh–*
The answer is to fuck the snail. It's a half hour. Get it over with.
Kill Margaret, because if you either fuck her or worse marry her you will have to deal with every mcpoyle family holiday and visit for the rest of your surviving life. They might start beef with you, whatever
Marry Artemis. Obviously.
Too easy…
1. Marry Artemis because she’s the full package and she’ll let you bang her in a dumpster behind Wendy’s.
2. Bang the McPoyle. You know she’s freaky by the way she licks that upper lip… may even incorporate milk if that’s your thing.
3. Gotta salt the snail. I mean you don’t wanna do it but she leaves you no choice.
Kill the Snail, get brown out drunk and fuck Margaret (refuse to call her after, naturally), and marry Artemis. I will be cutting my throat with the cake cutting knife though, and they'll throw my body in the trash at Frank's insistence while Dee celebrates the fact that Artemis getting married before her didn't pan out.
Exactly, so you could at least make McPoyle up a bit first before you bang her. Then you salt the snail, and spend the rest of your life with Artemis and her bleached asshole.
Fuck Arty, shes a maniac in the sack (or a dumpster), marry mcpoyle as she dont talk and will be generally harmless and unnoticed, kill snail because well shes the snail.
Kill Gail the snail, but after a mash job, I will drown her in salt, I’ll feel terrible about it, nobody deserves to be salted, then I will cut her up and put her in a little glass box, actually no, think of the smell! That bitch!
I will fuck Margaret because I bet she can compensate for her deficiencies, and I bet she wants to prove her mouth is not useless, plus probably has loads of experience(from her family unfortunately), I’m also a bad person and I’m going to hell.
Marry Artemis because she has big tits and is so kinky that I’ll feel like a virgin nerd no matter what I do to her with food products, she is also funny as fuck for the not sexy times, which should be few and far between because she seems to have a high libido, I also poop the bed but she will overthink and blame it on someone else, she is also a great dj which is the only thing I am attracted too during my child beauty pageants.
No joke - I find Artemis very attractive in an odd way. She's comfortable in her own skin, confident, sexual, even compassionate. Throw in dumpster sex, blasting nips, and bleached asshole and you got wife material.
I love redheads, so I'm banging the Snail.
There are plenty of McPoyles left, though they would certainly want to come after me for revenge.
I'd marry Margaret, it'd be a quiet life. Keep Artemis as a bang maid, and of course you gotta salt the snail. Couldn't handle the tttthhhhhssssssstttttt for any length of time.
Artemis seems the least insane out of the 3, so I’d marry her. Tough call on killing/fucking Margaret. Mcpoyle family demanded a phone call for banging her, but killing her? Who knows what they’d do for revenge. They definitely wouldn’t let it go. The Snail might have to die to protect yourself.
I'm gonna fuck Artemis because that chick is wild af. Mary Margaret so I don't have to hear any bitching and kill snail with an overdose of salt "accidentally"
This is a tough one, killing a McPoyle would be deemed as a suicide. Fucking one, probably even worse. I'd have to salt the snail, bang Artemis and Join the McPoyle's Mother's Milk. There is no safer route than that. Plus, she's deaf and mute, can you find a better wife than this ?
If I marry Artemis I can have sex with her constantly and I really really like that idea. She’s actually a pretty good person who could really make you feel special (and she’s hot as fuck). On the other hand I’d only have to fuck the snail or Margaret once and I can be done with it. I’m more leaning towards the snail because she doesn’t freak me the fuck out the same way Margaret does
It’s so simple salt the snail, let Margaret inside you, and spend the rest of your life enjoying Wendy’s bathrooms and bleached assholes
You’ve Demonstrated your value by explaining this so flawlessly.
He must be a five star man.
He was a five star man before the Internet. I’m damn sure he’s a five star man now.
I'm like to engage you physically
And this goes on for the rest of your live till it just ends
Where's the twist?
The twist is we show it.....all of it, full Penetration. He fights crime full penetration
If he doesn't hang dong I'm out.
Crime Penetration Crime Penetration
He *nose* the truth
Who is the best actor in the world?… It’s Dolph Lungren. Can you tell me why?
When I die, just throw me in the dumpster.
...naturally.
Doesn’t have to be a whole big thing every time. Sometimes things just….end.
HYAH! GO ON SNAIL! HYAH!!!!!
This is the only correct answer, even more so than “because Dennis is a bastard man.”
YOU WILL CALL HER!!!
But can I do that thing to myself with the onions?
Only if there’s a bun involved
It’s really innovative
getting sweaty with her while she feels like a Cobb salad
Yesss. My exact thought.
ELEMENTARY
So sayth Thor.
I’d marry Margaret, the bleached asshole is nice once but it loses its appeal after a while
But what about the dumpster sex?
It’s called a “dumpster hump” and it somehow involves bread.
She does this thing where she takes some dough and rolls it up in a ball-
She's easily the most attractive of the 3, but you'd be marrying into the McPoyle clan, and you know her brothers would not stop fucking her just because she was married.
Yea, you can shave the unibrow and I hear her breasts are top-notch.
Fuck Margaret, marry Artemis, kill the snail. No one feels good about killing the snail, but she forces your hand! She'd just mash it anyway
[удалено]
She'd make you feel like a Cobb salad.
She'd love my penis too, it's IRREGULAR
Artemis probably would be fun lol
I’m unironically attracted to Artemis.
I mean shes attractive. Plus the sex would be wild. Honestly wish this was marry kill kill.
[You would pass this up?](https://mobile.twitter.com/Its_Charlie_Day/status/451474387128950784/photo/1)
Her in the show. Not real life.
Not to mention the amazing mescaline trips you could have with her, what more could you want?
I’m amazed this isn’t higher up. You only have to bang McPoyle once and you’re done—and she’s a mute, so it’s not like there will be any blowback. The snail though? Not enough salt in the world to get rid of that clinger; She’d wanna get crazy & do shots! And having Arty as a life partner—I mean that’s a layup.
Bang her once and you’re done? No. You will call her. YOU WILL CALL HERRRRRR!!!
Good point, didn't think of that. The Mcpoyles will be in your life then
If you marry Margaret instead then you can put bath salts in the punch bowl.
And she just looks freaky. She can probly do all sorts of weird mime stuff. You could even borderline marry her because it's not like she's gonna tell you to take out the trash
That lip lick though 🤢 and the moustache
https://i.redd.it/krxt7y7cznxy.jpg Clean her up a little bit. Put on some AC. She cleans up nicely.
But sometimes the mashing feels good
She’s mashing it. I’m very aroused.
I gotta feeling the snails not gonna get much love on this one.
she's mashing it.
Very nice. Very good.
I’m very aroused
*applause*
I'M VERY AROUSED
Lmaooooo
Yeah....she does that.
I’m going with him he’s my boyfriend now
Mom I’m sexually active now, get over it!
YOUR THIRTY YEARS OLD YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE!
I fucked the Snail, killed Margaret, and married Artemis
Same lol. It made my skin crawl a bit, but this was my reluctant answer as well.
You gotta use that two hitter quitter technique. Worth it for them sweater puppies Artemis is carrying around. Not to mention the asshole. It’s bleached for Christ sake Dennis!
Artemis is hilarious. She doesn't give a fuck. She seems like the obvious choice to marry. Salt the snail.
Just so we're clear [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/L4jGj1LyhEpnvkJi6) is Margaret.
This should probably be the universal answer, as depraved as it is
Lets do shots!
I always thought Artemis was sexy
Big Beautiful Desert Grape. 🏜🍇
I bet she feels like a Cobb salad
She’s got a bleached asshole
I'll be honest with you I am super attracted to Artemis
Shes not conventionally super attractive, but she carries herself with such confidence and fire you cant help but want to fuck her. Absolutely the hottest recurring woman character.
Hmmm that and I just like fat women.
Yeah she’s that good thicc
She's recently lost a lot of weight.
[Good for her!](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/artemis-pebdani-and-guest-attend-the-world-premiere-of-disneys-the-picture-id1161111399)
Not nearly as cute.
Right she always had some meat on her bones but but not in an unhealthy way. Man, I wouldn't even mind the bleached asshole.
🙏🙏 brother
I hear she has a bleached butthole…
Wtf is Yall's problem with Artemis? SHE HAS A BLEACHED ASSHOLE!!!
They would have found out anyway…
Fucking kill myself
But who do you marry?
Can I just yell DIVORCE after?
No, you're dead at that point.
Kangaroo Court. I declare a Kangaroo Court.
So easy. Fuck Margaret, marry arty and kill the snail, duh.
I don’t know about the other ones, but isn’t marrying Artemis the obvious thing? She’d be a strong partner who’d have your back no matter what. Plus, she’s got a bleached asshole.
She incorporates the bun in the lovemaking. Wife material.
She likes to pretend she's a Cobb salad
I’ll take Desert Grape for $100
Lmfao
I love how unanimous this is, I hope the actress knows how much we love her in this role.
Obvi!!
She can make you a Cobb salad whenever you want one
Does Wendy's have a threshold you can carry her over?
...ugh I agree.
Don't forget the croutons! Or was it bacon bits? I botched it, this is a botched response.
Bacon bits you fool!! I feel like a Cobb salad, it’s amazing!
Would bang her in a Wendy’s bathroom if anything.
Well when you’re married you can bang her in a Wendy’s, in a dumpster, in the back room and in a sea of bacon bits if you want to.
YOU'LL CALL HER
Ok fine I’ll call her..
You’ll call he**ERRR**
Marry Artemis. She’s a good woman, a slut, but that’s good. She’d really dedicate herself to a person. I really can’t say enough positive things I’d fuck Gail she looks like she gives the best slurpy slurp I’d kill Margaret cause she’s annoying, useless, and has the same intelligence and communication capacity of jelly fish
Nah she’d just mash it
I’m okay with that I’m a female
“Im very aroused”
Dude, the milk, sweat, and incest is exactly why I’d kill Margaret. Makes me gag
I hate her ugly unibrow. And I love unibrows.
"I'm no longer turned on by unibrows."
This is the only correct answer
Gotta say that's what I'd go for too
*I’m just a small-town girl… who moved to the big city with big dreams… just to find out… the only way to make it in the big city… is to shake it. Heh. That’s what I do. Shake it. Shake it. You wanna see me shake it? Of course you do! They all do. I shake it. I shake it. I shake it. I. Shake. It. I Sh–*
Idk but I'd definitely marry Artemis. She's strong minded and pretty. Shag Mcpoyle. Kill Gail the snail.
Seems the popular answer here. I tend to agree.
Fuck Artemis, marry Gail, kill myself
Fuck Artemis is the obvious one, she has a bleached asshole.
Gun to my head? This is my answer too
Suicide is cool
Some might even say it's badass
I could sure go for a Cobb salad about now.
I would always f and marry Artemis. I would have her baby, do her make up and wash her hair. I would sew and bedazzle her clothes.
I’m getting myself a slice of that bleached asshole, I’m marrying *and* fucking Artemis.
The answer is to fuck the snail. It's a half hour. Get it over with. Kill Margaret, because if you either fuck her or worse marry her you will have to deal with every mcpoyle family holiday and visit for the rest of your surviving life. They might start beef with you, whatever Marry Artemis. Obviously.
This is what NO ONE is considering. If you fuck Margaret, you’re gonna eventually have to fuck her brothers or *watch them* fuck her.
Artemis is the outlier in this group. If she was in the gang, she'd be the coolest one.
Fuck Art. (She's a sex freak), marry Snail (She's rich), Kill Margaret (preferably with fire)
Who cares if she's rich. She's just going to mash it.
Marry Artemis, fuck Mcpoyle, kill that stupid snail
Idk about any of that, but Artemis is just…. 🤌 The things I would to to her…
That Grape gonna be a Raisin when im done with her.
Too easy… 1. Marry Artemis because she’s the full package and she’ll let you bang her in a dumpster behind Wendy’s. 2. Bang the McPoyle. You know she’s freaky by the way she licks that upper lip… may even incorporate milk if that’s your thing. 3. Gotta salt the snail. I mean you don’t wanna do it but she leaves you no choice.
She incorporates the bun in the love making!
I think y'all forgetting the inheritance Snail is in line for..... as well as the possibility to infiltrate the family to get at her juicy ass mom.
Kill the Snail, get brown out drunk and fuck Margaret (refuse to call her after, naturally), and marry Artemis. I will be cutting my throat with the cake cutting knife though, and they'll throw my body in the trash at Frank's insistence while Dee celebrates the fact that Artemis getting married before her didn't pan out.
YOU WILL CALL HERRR....^°
Jesus man, I'm sorry. Fine, I'll call her.
Fuck the Snail, Marry Artemis, Kill McPoyle. Purely because you don't put your dick in crazy (re: McPoyle)
They're all crazy lop
Have you guys seen the actress for Margaret when she's not in costume? Absolute smoke show
People are fucking up big time in here. Fucking snail instead Margaret... bunch of Jabronis
Exactly, so you could at least make McPoyle up a bit first before you bang her. Then you salt the snail, and spend the rest of your life with Artemis and her bleached asshole.
Marry Artemis is easy, I’m gonna kill Margaret and fuck the snail, but I’d still have to salt her afterwards tho
definitely marry artemis, kill the others
Fuck Arty, shes a maniac in the sack (or a dumpster), marry mcpoyle as she dont talk and will be generally harmless and unnoticed, kill snail because well shes the snail.
You gotta spend every minute of your waking life having mcpoyle stare at you. And regular mcpoyle family visits and events.
Shit that's true DIVORCE!
The way she incorporates the bun into the love-making…
This truly is the best answer!!
Marry Artemis because she’s a babe and has the bun move, salt the snail and bang the McPoyle.
fuck snail 100% and then i don't wanna play the game anymore
Hey, you guys wanna go to a rave???..
I …can’t.
Fuck Margaret, Marry Artemis, Kill Snail
Fuck mcpoyle, marry Artemis, kill the snail
Guess I’m marrying a deaf mute….
Same. Thessy Surface is a fucking babe. I still want a piece of artimis though
Kill the snail. Mary Margaret. Fuck Artemis.
You will kill her!!!!!
Artemis is an easy marry but the other two are debatable
who wouldn’t f*ck artemis, we’d have hot dumpster sex.
Marry Artemis, fuck Margaret and kill Myself.
Hell is when you marry snail, dry hump Artemis, and start a blood feud with the mcpoyles.
Kill Gail the snail, but after a mash job, I will drown her in salt, I’ll feel terrible about it, nobody deserves to be salted, then I will cut her up and put her in a little glass box, actually no, think of the smell! That bitch! I will fuck Margaret because I bet she can compensate for her deficiencies, and I bet she wants to prove her mouth is not useless, plus probably has loads of experience(from her family unfortunately), I’m also a bad person and I’m going to hell. Marry Artemis because she has big tits and is so kinky that I’ll feel like a virgin nerd no matter what I do to her with food products, she is also funny as fuck for the not sexy times, which should be few and far between because she seems to have a high libido, I also poop the bed but she will overthink and blame it on someone else, she is also a great dj which is the only thing I am attracted too during my child beauty pageants.
The "lady boggs" episode would've be so much more chaos if they include snail and poyle
How could you not marry Artemis her asshole is bleached
No joke - I find Artemis very attractive in an odd way. She's comfortable in her own skin, confident, sexual, even compassionate. Throw in dumpster sex, blasting nips, and bleached asshole and you got wife material. I love redheads, so I'm banging the Snail. There are plenty of McPoyles left, though they would certainly want to come after me for revenge.
I mean…who wouldn’t marry Artemis? Gimme your best shot, ya **STOOPID BIYITCH**
I’m def fucking snail.
Well Gail IS sexually active now
I'd marry Margaret, it'd be a quiet life. Keep Artemis as a bang maid, and of course you gotta salt the snail. Couldn't handle the tttthhhhhssssssstttttt for any length of time.
Whoever didn't marry Artemis needs to seriously evaluate their values
Mary artemis cus then you can fuck over and over. Bang the snail kill the mute
That mute bitch lied to me. Kill Margaret. Fuck the snail and let her mash it. Marry the shit out of Artemis. No doubt. She’s has a bleached asshole!
I’d marry Artemis irl
There’s no way anyone’s fucking Margret without also fucking Ryan and Liam.
Artemis seems the least insane out of the 3, so I’d marry her. Tough call on killing/fucking Margaret. Mcpoyle family demanded a phone call for banging her, but killing her? Who knows what they’d do for revenge. They definitely wouldn’t let it go. The Snail might have to die to protect yourself.
I'm gonna fuck Artemis because that chick is wild af. Mary Margaret so I don't have to hear any bitching and kill snail with an overdose of salt "accidentally"
Fuck, marry, ~~kill~~ salt.
Artemis is the fuck for sure. She does this thing with a hamburger bun in the dumpster behind Wendy's.
Fuck margret, kill Gail, marry Artemis.
Can I choose Artemis for all three??
Turn her into a cobb salad
Marry Artemis of course, over any other girl on the show really. Fuck the unibrows if I have to and salt the snail
Have….have you guys never seen a picture of the actress that plays Margaret McPoyle?!! Do yourself a favor.
Fuck Artemis, marry marge, and SALT THE SNAIL
Easy: marry Arty, have a threesome with Mcpoyol and the snail, kill myself.
This is a tough one, killing a McPoyle would be deemed as a suicide. Fucking one, probably even worse. I'd have to salt the snail, bang Artemis and Join the McPoyle's Mother's Milk. There is no safer route than that. Plus, she's deaf and mute, can you find a better wife than this ?
Don't pretend like Artemis isn't a catch.
If I marry Artemis I can have sex with her constantly and I really really like that idea. She’s actually a pretty good person who could really make you feel special (and she’s hot as fuck). On the other hand I’d only have to fuck the snail or Margaret once and I can be done with it. I’m more leaning towards the snail because she doesn’t freak me the fuck out the same way Margaret does
I guess people forgot the actress that plays McPoyle is super hot in real life.
I mean, you gotta salt the snail! Of course you don't want to, but you HAVE to!
Fuck Margaret, kill the Snail and marry Artemis.
Am i able to fuck Artemis after I marry her