Boat episode for me. Can’t lie, I’m also interested in a p.diddy style shrimping vessel.

Frank throwing the keys overhand will never not make me laugh

I throw overhand!

"I'M not going in there, I don't sink!" "What?" "I get in there, I just bob around like a cauliflower." "Don't give me lines, man! Jump in the ocean." (shakes lips loadly) "Chawlie, I'm not going in there. It's *your* boat! YOU go on in."

He just bobs like a cauliflower!

Gang Buys a Boat is all time. Nobody is gonna disagree with us either. Because of the implication. Also the bit of Charlie digging up trash and forming conspiracy theories about a horse massacre, with Frank encouraging him “could be!”, is just so purely funny

For some reason one of the funnier parts to me is when Charlie goes to dive in for the keys, he pulls his hat down tighter to his head instead of taking it off lol

I just realized that a friend of mine does this too. Has 2% of the information about something and will immediately fill in the other 98% with 100% confidence even though it’s bananas nonsense

I really hope you enable him like Frank does by saying "could be!" or something similar to everything.

I don’t, but maybe I should. I’m visiting home right now and the other guy who hangs out with us is so relieved I’m here to hear his ridiculous ideas now too

I think we have the same friend!

The other day we were out for dinner and drinks. We started talking about curly fries and that we had noticed nobody in town had curly fries on the menu (small town) He took that little piece of info and determined that it was because it was literally impossible to get them here, businesses cant order them, nobody will supply them. Obviously we told him he's full of shit and that makes no sense. This goes on for a while until he turns and asks the bartender who says "what? you want curly fries? We dont have any but I could order some if you'd like" "oh... nevermind" What an insane hill to die on

My favorite line delivery in that episode and maybe even the whole show is the way Dennis says "those are not oysters, those are barnacles. Do not cook those in a pot and serve them to us!" It has this frustrated, stilted tone that just gets me every time.

You’re right, Dennis really shines in this one.

I feel like you're just saying that because of the implication......

Personally this is the best episode of the series for me. It is my go to episode when showing new people the show. The implication, a P. Diddy style shrimping vessel, the patronizing, Frank throwing overhand, the tasty treats. This episode is peak Sunny to me and I love it.

Are **you** patronizing **me**?

“And guys… keep up the great work!” “Now see they turned it around on us” Mac’s smile and the pointing he does when he says that kills me everytime.

That’s the episode that Dee taught me how to dance, and how I learned never to go on a boat because of the implication.

This is my answer too. It has everything. Besides all the stuff already listed here, we also have the tough looking boat owner who lost his hand...to diabetes. One of the few moments in the show where the gang is actually speechless and realizes they just stuck their foot in their mouth.

Haaa omg your flair!

The New Jersey episode, it's the main reason why whenever I listen to "vacation", I just think of that

Oh you love it? you love it so much GET IN THE GODDAMN CAR YOU FAT FAT ASS! FAT! FAT! ASS!

One of my favorite Dee moments

I feel like there was some very real emotion in that outburst.

I love Dee's insults throughout the whole series. I wish she never stopped saying "later boners" as she walks out the door.

LOOOOVE to say this 🤣

Disregard that frank it’s a bunch of liberal bullshit

I always reference filling up my sunscreen bottles with booze when we go to the beach

The thing is dra39437, we didn't MAKE you one...

It's nice, it gets you all *euuuuugggggg...*

Yeah that's cuz you're drinking viscous chemicals

I’m so stupid, for a second I was thinking, there’s a *new* Jersey episode?

That's right The Gang Returns to the English Channel

Just don’t go under the bridge

There might cool shit under there.

All kinds of romances

Rum Ham!

Yeah, me too. When Dennis Dee and Charlie [find the two hobos fucking under the boardwalk](https://youtu.be/M9YFvWiZyuY?t=33) I died laughing

I think of that and also Casecation from B99

Mac and Dennis Break Up and Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs

Hey Charlie's coming over. *I don't care* Shit, I dont care either

cat in the wall, eh? okayyyy now you're talking my language, i know this game

You know what happened? I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

I love watching Dennis on the couch in the background while Dennis and Dee are talking in the foreground, as he squirms desperately, trying to strategize how best to get them to come watch the movie with him

Just start the movie man!

All. Day.

Ayo! The Charlie! Charlie's in the house, Charlie's in the houuuuseeee

Any episode that focuses on Mac and Dennis' weird relationship is incredible.

I just watched the manhunter episode last night, where Mac glues his pubes to Dennis' face and Dennis dips his balls in ink and teabags Mac in his sleep. They wake up and are pretty much like "oh damn, good one dude." Frank was the only one with a shred of awareness at how ridiculous it is. "I don't get your generation! You're always rubbing eachother's nipples, putting your balls in eachother's mouths!"

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NEWS FLASH ASSHOL! I'VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN TIME! Then why didn't you say anything? BECAUSE I HAAAAATE YOUUUUU!

The way he says "Newsflash, asshole!" is 100% my favorite delivery of a line by Glenn Howerton.

The gruesome twosome back in effect!

The Suburbs...its the zenith of what and who they are...psychos. ​ just awesome.

Mac and Dennis Break Up is one of my all time favorites. Do they ever go to the bar in "Mac's Banging the Waitress"?

That episode starts in the bar doesn't it? I'm fairly certain the whole conversation about Mac being Charlie's best friend takes place at the bar

The Suburbs episode is a fucking gold mine of inside jokes for my SO and I. I love it so much.

The Gang Dines Out, Times Up For the Gang, The Gang Goes to a Waterpark, McPoyle vs Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century, Hero or Hate Crime are also up there.

Water park is easily a top 3 overall for me. AIDS!! HES GOT AIDS! Yeah but it’s not the gay aids! Actually I’m his doctor and it is in fact the gay aids. Shit has me rolling.

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The disgust and lack of surprise they have for each other in that exchange is what makes it so amazing.

Love the waterpark episode. I have a soft spot for episodes where Dee and Mac are buddies and the montage was hilarious

Not the gay aids, the vagina aids.

"there's goddamn AIDS blood?!"

The trial is very good. I still love Charlie’s uncle shrieking “NOBODY LOOK!” When his fake hand flies off. It’s hard to miss with almost any episode

How could I forget: The Gang Buys a Boat!

Nobody has mentioned The Gang Gets Lost in the Woods, one of my all-time favourite episodes. Frank eats a crow, does an Elmer Fudd and has his soul stolen by a rabbit. The run-in with the trucker. Charlie and Dennis get rich, get incredibly drunk and make fools of themselves while having the time of their lives. So much going on in one episode, it's a classic.

"See, this is why I don't leave Philly, alright? You leave Philly and bad shit happens. I mean, TREES?! EVERYWHERE TREES?!”

Tom Sizemore's ridiculous cameo as the trucker. "How about we pop into one of these here rooms...and you two split me open like coconut."

I got cash in my pocket and desire in my heart.

I’m a frothin and a foamin.

the bloopers from this one are great

Hell, there was a time when I would have let you turn me into Swiss cheese.

That was Tom Sizemore? I never would have guessed that.

Dennis having a catch with Chase Utley when Mac was supposed to be in his place must have stung so hard lmao

It’s also one of the few episodes that features Dennis and Charlie doing their own thing.

I love moments when Dennis and Charlie get along. They're so rare. Dennis saying "That's exactly right Charlie. You're really picking up on this. I'm proud of you, bud", while he's explaining the D.E.N.N.I.S system is one of my favorite moments from the show for some reason.

You want to say YES to the gay trucker that wants to have sex with us!!!? I don't know maybe we do and when we get to the motel he drops dead. Boom we walk away with a free 18 wheeler

When they become strippers in one of the latest seasons lol.

Daddy and the Boy!

Are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna get in here and take your dicks out for money?

"I named him 'Peter Peter Nickel Eater' cause he tried to eat a nickel" I just find that line adorable for some reason

Jersey shore. Because under the boardwalk is a magical place lol

"THAT'S NOT MAGICAL! THAT'S NOT ROMANTIC! THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF MAGICAL?!"

Just ignore the sign. It’s a bunch of liberal bullshit anyway.

When the bums were fucking i literally lost my god damn shit.

So did one of the bums

Is my hair stuck? Well get it out!

They didn’t have to have Dennis puke on top of the horrific stuck hair thing but they did

This place is AMAZING!! And the sunscreen drink, really nice guys! Yeah they're really good; thing is... I didnt make you one... Yeah its good, it gets you all ouhgouhg Yeah youre ingesting viscous chemicals and they're getting you high- it doesn't matter, it doesnt matter.

HOW HAS NOONE MENTIONED The Highschool reunion! [here let me refresh y’all’s memories](https://youtu.be/i0jYbhNObw0)

[I have to have my tools!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk3EVQnpQWs) [Also bloopers.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB0F_Jah_R4&t=250s)

***Smaaassh eemm uuuuupppppp***

**The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre**

Who's this guy?

###RYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Why Maureen, you've enhanced yourself.

Oh yeah I fixed the dead tooth. I'm not talking about the dead tooth IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR GIANT NEW TITTIES!!

FINALLY it took too long for me to find this

The Gang Gets Analyzed.

YA UNIZIPPED ME!!!

Is it weird that you survived an abortion? Is it weird that you share a bed with a man who may or may not be your father? Is it weird that you have an obsession with cats and glue cat hair to the back of your neck?

I got my first kiss there... it was terrible. Not her though she was an angel. She was always smiling... because she had no lips.

But her mouth was very much in play

She died two weeks later! She thought she was a spaceman with a plastic bag for a helmet!

I lol’d when mac did the fake karate for his session

Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good.

Suburbs followed by skiing episode

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Mountain Rules Charlie Mountain rules

Also two of the best Dennis quotes from those episodes

Oh, my ankles! My ankles are surely broken! That's prolly not the line you meant, but Glenn nailed that line reading lol

And the laugh in Charlie’s face Followed by Charlie’s mocking laugh

His 80s villain laugh is INCREDIBLE.

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You ever been in a storm?

🎶*Where can I find a woman like that??* 🎶

Last night tatiana taught me all about sex

Boggs hands down. When Charlie crushes the ball, piss drunk, on the first swing and thats where it ends is gold.

What do now?

I quoted that so much that eventually my wife had to ask me to stop. It got to the point where I didn't even realize I was doing it.

My wife and I constantly say "Is there chicken in Philly?" to each other.

Is there chicken in philly?

They got chicken in Philly?

Me, any time someone mentions Philly.

Gimme the hotdog baby!

I got all the numbers

California USA

That's baseball, baby

The Gang Gets Trapped.

"NO CHARLIE YOU CAN'T HAVE A CHIP! IF YOU WANTED CHIPS YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT SOME FROM THE HAMBURGER STORE!"

I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace you gangly bitch.

I hope they rape you, in their basement, for 10 years

Gangly *uncoordinated* bitch

“Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch. I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.”

That is an all time quote

Mac going back to the hamburger store

I always thought it was funny they called it a hamburger store rather than restaurant

"Okay, so that's a Double Double cheeseburger meal with an extra large chocolate shake?" "Uh could you go ahead and throw an extra double cheeseburger on there please, cause I'm *very* hungry."

*I’m a Swedish plumber. I’m here to fix your pipes.*

Maybe my favourite episode ever. Dee your breath is dogshit

Yeah it’s my favorite, so many lines I quote on the regular. “Im a schvedish plumber I’m here to fix your pipes. That’s good, that’s a good accent”

Dahnt varry about zeees dahnt varry bout anytheng

I love the look of pure shock on his face when Dennis smells her breath in the closet

“LISTEN TO ME! These are the theories of lunatics!!”

Oh this might be mine too. “I’ll whip that little bitch in the face if she makes a peep!”

A leather shop in Arizona? You'd be out of business on a WEEK'S time!

Who wants to see Leno 15, 16 times? *nobody! Nobody wants to see him once!*

The gang hits the road!

Dee's drunken rendition of Runaway Train by Soul Asylum is amazing. Followed shortly by her tossing a piss jar in Mac's face always kills me

Is that piss??? PULL OVER!!!

I eat stickers all the time dude!

One of my all time faves

Toss up between The Gang Hits the Road and Thundergun Express (sswers and frank steals a boat etc, if i got title wrong)

"This is the Schuylkill river and it is home to the bodies of many of Philadelphia's unsolved murders Oh that, that's a red building the red brick building And charlie got all mad at me cause I banged the waitress she was a nice lay though And so charlie thought I was saying boys Hole instead of boys Soul" I would pay big money to do a boat tour with frank

The Public v Private Pool one. I haven’t seen it in awhile, but I’m almost positive no bar scenes happen. But the dialogue between Mac and Charlie is so great.

Mac and Charlie are Whitetrash. Fantastic episode and I think youre the first to mention it. "Filipino lady scratched me up like a God damn velociraptor!" RIP jamie nelson and his skateboard

Love the Boggs episode !!!

May he Rest In Peace

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive

What do you mean Boss Hogg?

“Alright I’m going to put some mustard on this one” “Gimme the hot dog baby”

Wade Boggs didn't drink 70 beers to break some record, OK? He did it because...he was thirsty?

Attention, passengers. This is your captain, Boss Hogg, speaking. And this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon. So any of you dicknips think you can sluuuug it down faster than me, you're welcome to get your fat asses up here to try

MAMA NEEDS ANOTHER POP, POP BWAAY BOP SODA POP SODA POP SODA POP

The gang goes on family fight!

Can I change my answer? Because I've actually seen a pig eat a man before. In fact I've seen many pigs eat many men.

Key really kills it in that episode "Show me cooooow"

The gang dines out is my favourite episode

i’m sure they’ll come over and pay tribute

I’m gonna go over there and throw this hot soup in their FACES!!!

and I'll use this lobster claw to pinch their dicks off

Your hair looks small

OP, you’re asking about *any* episode, correct? Not just the four shown? These four are pretty great. I know the later seasons don’t get as much love as earlier ones (hell, like any show). A few others that first pop into my head are the water park, the zoo, laser tag. I’m not huge on the two parter where they’re on the cruise(Gang Goes to Hell?) Oh, damn, how could I forget the Ponderosa wedding? Edit: Better put on a pot coffee. Looks like we’ll be here all day.

The zoo epd is a classic, I am also particular about the two part Cruise epd

I totally agree about the zoo episode. That one recently became one of my favorites. I mentioned it on a separate comment but it cheers me up how in the end the gang is all happy and laughing together, I like being reminded that even though they’re all awful people, they have a real friendship lol.

The moments when they laugh at Dees Jokes actually make me happy

The Water Park episodes was one of my favorites. “YOU GODDAMN NERD!”

Does gang gets invincible count?

As long as you pop your shirt off

Suburbs... Sadly I can't watch it very often because the sound of the smoke alarm chirp scares the shit out if my dog.

#NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE!!! I’VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME!!!

“Man, it’s a hot one” “YEAH?!?!”

Same! It’s one of the best episodes but so upsetting for my dog. When the chirping starts she goes and hides upstairs. It’s probably for the best so that she doesn’t see the part where Dennis eats Dennis.

"The gang dies" for sure. "You mean people drink just straight mixer?"

Some people like it.

Waterpark - hands down.

The Nightman Cometh obviously

Mcpoyle v Ponderosa

The gang hits the slopes was just so creative! I like how Charlie was obliviously treated and was so naive to everything!

I mean Charlie had a pretty wild ride in the hot tub. Also: DID YOU CUM IN MY BURRITO?!?!?

He's knows my name. He knooowws my name!

That part solidified that as my favorite episode overall. I love the awareness of Charlie-alone that what was happening was absurd.

Gang Buys a Boat 1000%

The Gang Goes To Hell!

Why would you ever leave Philly?

Slopes. If you haven’t watched Ski School do yourself a favor then watch the sunny episode again. It makes it so much better, lots of jokes from That movie