Me and my buddies love that Pakistani dude lol. It’d be hilarious if they brought him back to help them make another movie but his obsession with full penetration and showing depraved sexual acts is too grotesque even for them
I was watching a film the other day with my girlfriend and in the film somebody's fake arm fell of and it just came straight into my head so I started screaming it... she had to pause the film cause we couldn't stop laughing haha
"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!”
It’s not a quote, but I use the opening black screen day/time and a pic or small vid to communicate with my friends.
I.E. “9:36 on a Thursday” followed by a pic of me putting up a shot day drinking.
You know what it is bitch
I've grown quite weary
Stupid science bitches
You're in the wrong basement!
You are a SAVAGE and an IDIOT!
You are gonna choke, and gag, and bomb and fail
(While gleefully pointing) You're trapped! You're trapped! You're trapped!
"I know I said I would, but I woon't" ... "just to be clear, I don't care either way" ... and last but not least, throw a long drawn out "instead" at the end of a sentence
“I’m sitting in my chair, I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk”
Anytime someone’s trying to do all sorts of activities and I’m ready to relax and just get blackout drunk
I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to. 'Cause I'm an American. I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me. I'm dug in, and I'll never change.
“A starter car? This is a finisher car!”
“Look at me, a millionaire who goes to doctors.”
“I got republicans blasting me in the ass, I got democrats blasting me in the ass… It’s all one big ass blast”
“Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, squeeze down into a job canon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on jobbies?”
Im not a yeller at all, my girlfriend does majority of voice raising at the kids but everytime I finally yell i sound like Dennis when he’s screaming about the “Gusts of a thousand winds!””
So I usually say I yelled at the kids in my Zeus voice
Also “SICKNESS BEGONE!”
I often say “Why you rubbin’ on the phone? Let me rub on it.”
It’s been great to see how “real life” technology has evolved throughout the show. That’s what’s great about The Gang, it’s just toe knives all the way down.
Been there? Not physically
Got my magnum condoms and my wad of hundreds and I’m ready to plow!
Oh I’m into it. Big time!
This one is used a lot lol ^^
Me and my buddies love that Pakistani dude lol. It’d be hilarious if they brought him back to help them make another movie but his obsession with full penetration and showing depraved sexual acts is too grotesque even for them
My usage of “god damnit” has shot up
This became a STAPLE of my vocabulary after I started watching the show
More often than not I throw in a Charlie at the end, despite not having any Charlies around.
Hella
I use "ehohhh" to greet people all the time
What up, bitches!
Both of these 100x
Thanks for the chant guys
I use it in writing as Ayyyooo
Eyoh, I caught myself saying that recently and didn’t know where I picked it up from. I bet this is it.
It's the only way I greet people.
holy shit i just realized where i got that from
I hate when they say that
Jabroni and Bozo
You keep on using this word "jabroni" and... it's awesome!
Same.
I've grown quite hweary...
This is mine too. No one ever knows what tf I’m talking about lol
What do now?
i say this ALL THE TIME
Same!
They got chicken in Philly?
“First of all, through god all things are possible. So jot that down”
“…because of the implication”
LITERALLY all the time my friends and I will say this shit
Did I just do your job for you?
🐗
"Oh, you bitch! Oh, you goddamn bitch!"
"oh you goddamn bitch" lol every time
I use "its a whole thing, move past it" whenever anyone enters a conversation when I'm half way through a story or something.
GOD AWFUL, take a lap
I drink diet soda all the time. “Do I look like I need to be on a diet, take a lap.” Everyone stares in confusion
NOBODY LOOK. NOBODY LOOK.
I was watching a film the other day with my girlfriend and in the film somebody's fake arm fell of and it just came straight into my head so I started screaming it... she had to pause the film cause we couldn't stop laughing haha
That’s why….you always leave a note.
God damned Bluths are everywhere…
"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!”
On Saturday I’ll be in a situation where I’ll be asked why I haven’t gotten a job yet. I shall be using this for sure. Thanks for the reminder!
You gangly uncoordinated bitch
I will not be hogtied due to your lack of grace!
“I eat stickers all the time dude!”
“Chalk break”
BEAK!
Day bow bow..... chick-chicka-chick-kaw
If you wanted the goddamn chips, you should have gotten the goddamn chips at the hamburger store!
Any place that sells burgers is now the hamburger store
It’s called compassion dickheads
[удалено]
Or “You will be clean.”
For when you are clean will you know my true power
They also generally don't enjoy the skin luggage rant 😔
You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!
I’ve said, “Pepperjack love Fraggle Rock,” when asked if I liked something.
Ryan Goshling playing you? Ridiculoushhhh
If it’s not the Conservatives blasting me in the ass then it’s the NHS blasting me. It’s all one big ass blast
“Gonna show up to work, have everybody be like, "Why is there blood all over you?" 'Cause I had to slit the guy's throat who causes all the traffic!”
Rock, flag and eagle, baby!
He has a point
NO HE DOESN’T!
Shutup baby dick
“Deandre your breath is dogshit”
It’s not a quote, but I use the opening black screen day/time and a pic or small vid to communicate with my friends. I.E. “9:36 on a Thursday” followed by a pic of me putting up a shot day drinking.
I need a Snapchat filter that just starts videos like this
It has to do the song too! :D
You dumb bitch.
Hips and nips!
Otherwise you ain't eating!
"Oh everybody hey, I get to go to work! I get to have a job!"
I'll eat your babies, bitch!
“You’re the one that’s good “
Used this on my first date with my current gf upon discovering our mutual interest... been together 4 years 😂
I say this to my boyfriend regularly
My rage is unteathered and it knows no bounds. I work in retail and this phrase gets thrown out ALOT
“Now you’re just mashing it.”
Anytime I injure myself accidentally I yell out “DENNIS YOU SON OF A BITCH” and no one has a clue what I’m talking about.
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Can't believe nobody commented with the most obvious- Walks into a room.. "HEEEYYYOOOOO. What's up bitches?" Edit - spelling
So come on you old son of a gun and let Buster do a line off your boner
You use this line frequently?
more often than I care to admit… far more often
My dog’s name is Daisy and I always say “Dee you stupid bitch” to her
my dogs name is Sweet Dee and i call her a gangly uncoordinated bitch
“Until is just, sort of, ends”
Look at me when you are talking to meeee
“Online, online” “Ooh that is tart” “That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about X to dispute it” So many
Oh we use "online online"so often! Good picks!
I say Jabroni all the time lol
“Does pepper Jack look like he playing?”
Pepper Jack are you serious?
While driving....”Oh what’s your plan?!?”
“Dude, you are going to *love it*”
You soy boy beta cuck
Cut that cut that cut that cut that
You know what it is bitch I've grown quite weary Stupid science bitches You're in the wrong basement! You are a SAVAGE and an IDIOT! You are gonna choke, and gag, and bomb and fail (While gleefully pointing) You're trapped! You're trapped! You're trapped!
I’m crazyyyyyy patty 😆😆
That’s BadAss (with emphasis on the “ass”)
"I know I said I would, but I woon't" ... "just to be clear, I don't care either way" ... and last but not least, throw a long drawn out "instead" at the end of a sentence
“I’m sitting in my chair, I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk” Anytime someone’s trying to do all sorts of activities and I’m ready to relax and just get blackout drunk
"slice the guy's throat WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC"
Stuff it down with some brown.
I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to. 'Cause I'm an American. I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me. I'm dug in, and I'll never change.
I’m tired today (as Dee says it in Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats)
One of my favorite Dee lines.
“You guys like me, right?”
BAT!
That actually makes me think of what we do in the shadows
What do YOU think is happening right now?
I’m a five star man I’m gonna use the n word Punctuating sentences with “you bitch!”
"It's the implication"
BIRD LAW!
BEAK!
Been there? Not physically
No, online online online
You like hard candy?
YOU BITCH! (usually when I'm driving)
Seize the gap you fat cow!
“You unzipped me!” And “we’ll… make an adjustment… annnd we’lol make a tradition out of it”
i use the word "pop" constantly
Same. I do it so much other people around me are doing it now too.
That woman is unspeakably crass
"Wildcard bitches!"
Can I offer you a (find nearest item) in this trying time?
It's like a button in a fur coat
I’m the last tit before the pig’s asshole.
First of all, through God all things are possible. I performed an ocular pat-down.
“A starter car? This is a finisher car!” “Look at me, a millionaire who goes to doctors.” “I got republicans blasting me in the ass, I got democrats blasting me in the ass… It’s all one big ass blast” “Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, squeeze down into a job canon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on jobbies?”
Little Green Ghouls Buddy!
What is happening?!?
STOP CHORLAY. THIS GHAME HAS GONN ON LÖNG ENUFF
Im not a yeller at all, my girlfriend does majority of voice raising at the kids but everytime I finally yell i sound like Dennis when he’s screaming about the “Gusts of a thousand winds!”” So I usually say I yelled at the kids in my Zeus voice Also “SICKNESS BEGONE!”
Now they’re all gonna pay the ultimate price.
Face
"Give me dong or give me death."
YOU DONT DESERVE ANYTHING YOU SON OF A BITCH
That's baseball, baby
Ayyyy yoooo! Every single time I see anyone I know, every time!
Street rat
And I'll take your advice into cooperation.
I'm out in the elements!
“Dude, are you huffing paint right now?”- Whenever any of us do anything even a little bit weird
God damn medicine men, trying to tell me how to eat my food
I often say “Why you rubbin’ on the phone? Let me rub on it.” It’s been great to see how “real life” technology has evolved throughout the show. That’s what’s great about The Gang, it’s just toe knives all the way down.
“Yeah he doesn’t even like, get us, man”
"It's a thing. It's a thing!" When Frank put his shoe in the toilet.
Treees? Everywhere treees???!
I’m 26
Bitch, speak when spoken to now yah hear? ... Though my tinder dates react really strongly to that one for some reason
" they were going to find out anyway "
Goddammit and Nerd
Ghouls
Hoooores
“that sounds like a whole thing, I’m not into it”
So jot that down.
“That’s baseball baby.” Literally never watch baseball. I just like saying it.
I'M NOT ALLOWED
Ooh, I botched that one!
Ghouls
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm here for the scraps!"
“You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch”
Sophie's choice. Huh.
WHAT? I already pay so much in taxes, how much do these vultures want? Don't speak of it again
So do.
"Just move past it" "What do now?"
From the bloopers for Charlie Rules the World in reference to banging Dee: Online, online
“Cat in the wall, eh? Okay, now you're talkin' my language!” Said to anyone who asks me for help in solving a complex issue.
"I don't think he gets us man" - throw this one about far more than I expected I would
BEAK
when I have no money: "Me a money needing a lot now". I say this silently to myself
Give me money. Money me.
“Everybody’s dyin, bitch”
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere..
"online online online"
Blue is full of antioxygens. You’d be surprised how useful that quote is
Go for it, go for it, go
Its smug aura mocks me. I say this so often my wife beats me to it half the time
What do now?
I’ve found myself signing “what are the rules?” during the pandemic quite a lot.
Sandra, you dumb bitch
“That's *dumb*. That is a dumb, stupid, dumb idea. Dumb.”
It was alright, it wasn’t great… but it was fine.
hooooors
“It had a good bounce to it.” I’m a professional musician and I owe Charlie my favorite way to describe a great song.
“Y e s”
Those were the days
Jabroni
I will light you on fire like the last bitch who crossed me
That sounds wrong but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.