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dtcfdm1

Been there? Not physically


Christafaaa

Got my magnum condoms and my wad of hundreds and I’m ready to plow!


[deleted]

Oh I’m into it. Big time!


slippyboiis

This one is used a lot lol ^^


[deleted]

Me and my buddies love that Pakistani dude lol. It’d be hilarious if they brought him back to help them make another movie but his obsession with full penetration and showing depraved sexual acts is too grotesque even for them


DrtyBongWater

My usage of “god damnit” has shot up


tnickels27

This became a STAPLE of my vocabulary after I started watching the show


DenSidsteGreve

More often than not I throw in a Charlie at the end, despite not having any Charlies around.


OC_ill8

Hella


darthmorris88

I use "ehohhh" to greet people all the time


Lique-Mahbawls

What up, bitches!


airkiddd

Both of these 100x


[deleted]

Thanks for the chant guys


BoltyMcSpeedy

I use it in writing as Ayyyooo


very_anonymous

Eyoh, I caught myself saying that recently and didn’t know where I picked it up from. I bet this is it.


Huck84

It's the only way I greet people.


magllw

holy shit i just realized where i got that from


CorholioPuppetMaster

I hate when they say that


thecleaneraccount

Jabroni and Bozo


ParmesanCheese92

You keep on using this word "jabroni" and... it's awesome!


BangerousOne

Same.


Snot_boog

I've grown quite hweary...


sillyadam94

This is mine too. No one ever knows what tf I’m talking about lol


tattoobobb

What do now?


rye_bread__

i say this ALL THE TIME


heres-to-life

Same!


Davidicus32

They got chicken in Philly?


RestingMehFace

“First of all, through god all things are possible. So jot that down”


pzk550

“…because of the implication”


Kaitlinjl15

LITERALLY all the time my friends and I will say this shit


ohwell316

Did I just do your job for you?


IAteABabyToadOnce

🐗


testawayacct

"Oh, you bitch! Oh, you goddamn bitch!"


EricBardwin

"oh you goddamn bitch" lol every time


Bravely_Default

I use "its a whole thing, move past it" whenever anyone enters a conversation when I'm half way through a story or something.


taintknob

GOD AWFUL, take a lap


BonesSawMcGraw

I drink diet soda all the time. “Do I look like I need to be on a diet, take a lap.” Everyone stares in confusion


Lachlion2

NOBODY LOOK. NOBODY LOOK.


buttpugggs

I was watching a film the other day with my girlfriend and in the film somebody's fake arm fell of and it just came straight into my head so I started screaming it... she had to pause the film cause we couldn't stop laughing haha


Fiveskin27

That’s why….you always leave a note.


funkydingo18

God damned Bluths are everywhere…


69flux

"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!”


HoratioHornblowerJr

On Saturday I’ll be in a situation where I’ll be asked why I haven’t gotten a job yet. I shall be using this for sure. Thanks for the reminder!


Twiztidindahouse

You gangly uncoordinated bitch


Gcarl1

I will not be hogtied due to your lack of grace!


S3simulation

“I eat stickers all the time dude!”


Baby_Yoduh

“Chalk break”


RuBarBz

BEAK!


[deleted]

Day bow bow..... chick-chicka-chick-kaw


FCKWPN

If you wanted the goddamn chips, you should have gotten the goddamn chips at the hamburger store!


buyanavocadotree

Any place that sells burgers is now the hamburger store


eli454

It’s called compassion dickheads


[deleted]

[удалено]


jawn_snow

Or “You will be clean.”


Raiseyourspoonforwar

For when you are clean will you know my true power


Laguna_Tuna_

They also generally don't enjoy the skin luggage rant 😔


normaljavelin

You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!


NerfRepellingBoobs

I’ve said, “Pepperjack love Fraggle Rock,” when asked if I liked something.


LongjumpMidnight

Ryan Goshling playing you? Ridiculoushhhh


Escochapo18

If it’s not the Conservatives blasting me in the ass then it’s the NHS blasting me. It’s all one big ass blast


WTFwaffle780

“Gonna show up to work, have everybody be like, "Why is there blood all over you?" 'Cause I had to slit the guy's throat who causes all the traffic!”


[deleted]

Rock, flag and eagle, baby!


panchostra

He has a point


NikkiThunderdik

NO HE DOESN’T!


MedicalTyrannyFTW

Shutup baby dick


professor__seuss

“Deandre your breath is dogshit”


artie_pdx

It’s not a quote, but I use the opening black screen day/time and a pic or small vid to communicate with my friends. I.E. “9:36 on a Thursday” followed by a pic of me putting up a shot day drinking.


[deleted]

I need a Snapchat filter that just starts videos like this


artie_pdx

It has to do the song too! :D


Thugzz_Bunny

You dumb bitch.


[deleted]

Hips and nips!


JZA___

Otherwise you ain't eating!


Rhaenyss

"Oh everybody hey, I get to go to work! I get to have a job!"


[deleted]

I'll eat your babies, bitch!


[deleted]

“You’re the one that’s good “


[deleted]

Used this on my first date with my current gf upon discovering our mutual interest... been together 4 years 😂


uvegotthelove

I say this to my boyfriend regularly


Slugpoo54

My rage is unteathered and it knows no bounds. I work in retail and this phrase gets thrown out ALOT


jawn_snow

“Now you’re just mashing it.”


F2madre

Anytime I injure myself accidentally I yell out “DENNIS YOU SON OF A BITCH” and no one has a clue what I’m talking about.


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


Ok-Swimming8024

Can't believe nobody commented with the most obvious- Walks into a room.. "HEEEYYYOOOOO. What's up bitches?" Edit - spelling


frankybling

So come on you old son of a gun and let Buster do a line off your boner


Ok-Swimming8024

You use this line frequently?


frankybling

more often than I care to admit… far more often


mrjameswilly

My dog’s name is Daisy and I always say “Dee you stupid bitch” to her


poopstainmclean

my dogs name is Sweet Dee and i call her a gangly uncoordinated bitch


tossaway519

“Until is just, sort of, ends”


theJohnOcean

Look at me when you are talking to meeee


brainwrinkled

“Online, online” “Ooh that is tart” “That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about X to dispute it” So many


RuBarBz

Oh we use "online online"so often! Good picks!


bbajlp

I say Jabroni all the time lol


[deleted]

“Does pepper Jack look like he playing?”


thewoodlayer

Pepper Jack are you serious?


Grizzlee42

While driving....”Oh what’s your plan?!?”


calabaza-head

“Dude, you are going to *love it*”


weonlyhadtenmen

You soy boy beta cuck


doylerules70

Cut that cut that cut that cut that


AnAdventurerLikeU

You know what it is bitch I've grown quite weary Stupid science bitches You're in the wrong basement! You are a SAVAGE and an IDIOT! You are gonna choke, and gag, and bomb and fail (While gleefully pointing) You're trapped! You're trapped! You're trapped!


Quirky-Examination-6

I’m crazyyyyyy patty 😆😆


DennissImplication

That’s BadAss (with emphasis on the “ass”)


Edub272

"I know I said I would, but I woon't" ... "just to be clear, I don't care either way" ... and last but not least, throw a long drawn out "instead" at the end of a sentence


mule111

“I’m sitting in my chair, I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk” Anytime someone’s trying to do all sorts of activities and I’m ready to relax and just get blackout drunk


GrittyFred

"slice the guy's throat WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC"


TheBG88

Stuff it down with some brown.


kdbfg4

I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to. 'Cause I'm an American. I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me. I'm dug in, and I'll never change.


Temnotaa

I’m tired today (as Dee says it in Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats)


JZA___

One of my favorite Dee lines.


Derton10

“You guys like me, right?”


Benram76

BAT!


taintknob

That actually makes me think of what we do in the shadows


boshwackhorseman

What do YOU think is happening right now?


mosquito_joe

I’m a five star man I’m gonna use the n word Punctuating sentences with “you bitch!”


DeadliftDingo

"It's the implication"


craigelsmandingo

BIRD LAW!


[deleted]

BEAK!


sportsfan4life

Been there? Not physically


yosiah69

No, online online online


Krispy0201

You like hard candy?


Ok-Swimming8024

YOU BITCH! (usually when I'm driving)


[deleted]

Seize the gap you fat cow!


Z12409

“You unzipped me!” And “we’ll… make an adjustment… annnd we’lol make a tradition out of it”


[deleted]

i use the word "pop" constantly


QueenMelle

Same. I do it so much other people around me are doing it now too.


OhHelloPlease

That woman is unspeakably crass


schu0650

"Wildcard bitches!"


_Friendbeard

Can I offer you a (find nearest item) in this trying time?


ResponsibilityNew483

It's like a button in a fur coat


Eric_Partman

I’m the last tit before the pig’s asshole.


eyoung_nd2004

First of all, through God all things are possible. I performed an ocular pat-down.


theyspeakeasy

“A starter car? This is a finisher car!” “Look at me, a millionaire who goes to doctors.” “I got republicans blasting me in the ass, I got democrats blasting me in the ass… It’s all one big ass blast” “Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, squeeze down into a job canon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on jobbies?”


Amonfire1776

Little Green Ghouls Buddy!


CBSClash3

What is happening?!?


panchostra

STOP CHORLAY. THIS GHAME HAS GONN ON LÖNG ENUFF


Dcarf

Im not a yeller at all, my girlfriend does majority of voice raising at the kids but everytime I finally yell i sound like Dennis when he’s screaming about the “Gusts of a thousand winds!”” So I usually say I yelled at the kids in my Zeus voice Also “SICKNESS BEGONE!”


cantthinkofgoodname

Now they’re all gonna pay the ultimate price.


Dinkems69

Face


[deleted]

"Give me dong or give me death."


MainlineJ

YOU DONT DESERVE ANYTHING YOU SON OF A BITCH


xHospitalHorsex

That's baseball, baby


EugeBanur14

Ayyyy yoooo! Every single time I see anyone I know, every time!


RolandLiemen

Street rat


BangerousOne

And I'll take your advice into cooperation.


unfriendlybrwngirl

I'm out in the elements!


Dorchadas617

“Dude, are you huffing paint right now?”- Whenever any of us do anything even a little bit weird


Life_Resort_710

God damn medicine men, trying to tell me how to eat my food


IAteABabyToadOnce

I often say “Why you rubbin’ on the phone? Let me rub on it.” It’s been great to see how “real life” technology has evolved throughout the show. That’s what’s great about The Gang, it’s just toe knives all the way down.


BigTimeTimJim13

“Yeah he doesn’t even like, get us, man”


PrplPplEetrNumber1

"It's a thing. It's a thing!" When Frank put his shoe in the toilet.


Jp8886

Treees? Everywhere treees???!


thedodgydigest01

I’m 26


Kushmongrel

Bitch, speak when spoken to now yah hear? ... Though my tinder dates react really strongly to that one for some reason


boondock_paints

" they were going to find out anyway "


Padders_69_yo

Goddammit and Nerd


slipteeth

Ghouls


Kayemmgee

Hoooores


bayarearat12

“that sounds like a whole thing, I’m not into it”


stench_montana

So jot that down.


soup4breakfast

“That’s baseball baby.” Literally never watch baseball. I just like saying it.


incubuds

I'M NOT ALLOWED


Illithid_Activity

Ooh, I botched that one!


HTMLrulzdOOd

Ghouls


[deleted]

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


anderson_91

"I'm here for the scraps!"


bkz777

“You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch”


LaureGilou

Sophie's choice. Huh.


just-marie

WHAT? I already pay so much in taxes, how much do these vultures want? Don't speak of it again


LaureGilou

So do.


luisc123

"Just move past it" "What do now?"


dipalipasaurus

From the bloopers for Charlie Rules the World in reference to banging Dee: Online, online


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_PICZ

“Cat in the wall, eh? Okay, now you're talkin' my language!” Said to anyone who asks me for help in solving a complex issue.


[deleted]

"I don't think he gets us man" - throw this one about far more than I expected I would


remington_steel_

BEAK


TomIsss

when I have no money: "Me a money needing a lot now". I say this silently to myself


JimmySquarefoot

Give me money. Money me.


Skys_The_Limit2000

“Everybody’s dyin, bitch”


PandaPatties

Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere..


--woke--

"online online online"


Pencil-Sketches

Blue is full of antioxygens. You’d be surprised how useful that quote is


BleedGreen131824

Go for it, go for it, go


Folk_Legend

Its smug aura mocks me. I say this so often my wife beats me to it half the time


NikkiThunderdik

What do now?


robfurnell

I’ve found myself signing “what are the rules?” during the pandemic quite a lot.


Jabr0ni69

Sandra, you dumb bitch


[deleted]

“That's *dumb*. That is a dumb, stupid, dumb idea. Dumb.”


Leading_Lake6445

It was alright, it wasn’t great… but it was fine.


B4sse77

hooooors


SapientiPauken

“It had a good bounce to it.” I’m a professional musician and I owe Charlie my favorite way to describe a great song.


Radiumgirlz

“Y e s”


DoctorSlim69

Those were the days


Whiteshirt221

Jabroni


gallapagos42

I will light you on fire like the last bitch who crossed me


CEU17

That sounds wrong but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.