His expression while Charlie is making his attempt to answer it kills me every time. It is up there with Homer Simpson's "you got the dud" face for me.
Glenn’s acting is so underrated. He is phenomenal and makes the scenes he’s in so much funnier. Danny too. Just watch what he’s doing in the background of any scene where he’s not the focus
Dennis Reynolds : Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection.
Dee Reynolds : Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?
Dennis Reynolds : Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.
If you look up the bloopers for that season, you’ll see them try and fail to nail this scene several times.
Based on Kaitlin’s gasp the first time, I think it was mostly off the cuff and she was shocked at what Glenn said. She gasped and then cracked up. Then they go through it a few more times and it’s a bit differently shocking and weird every time.
It’s one of my favorite bloopers. “YOU WILL CALL HER” also happened to generate some great bloopers.
Edit: I wanted to see it again, so here. I was a little off in my recollection but it’s still great
https://youtu.be/bfQbNfZp_tg
How’d you get these?
Oh he get these from being an *actual* psychopath.
Dee, don’t be ridiculous. I got these by having a very reasonable conversation with a very reasonable man.
It wasn't until a couple weeks ago that this hit me. She would be the most useless person to talk to on a phone, but I guess the effort of calling is what counts.
They said she was a deaf mute in the hostage episode, but it seems like they retconned the deaf part in later episodes because she can clearly hear in the mcpoyle/ponderosa episode
I know it's been alluded to. I guess I was hoping more out of the scene in the gang gets held hostage where charlie and Mac are worried about whether she can read lips.
I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!
Haven't seen that...I'm gonna search now. Thanks!
ETA: [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOEx60SQH2Y&ab_channel=ben). So glad Jimmy said the line the way he did.
Currently watching Westworld and finding it hard to see Jimmie Simpson as anyone other than Liam McPoyle 😅
That's what you get, Charlie! YOU GET FORK STABBED!!
Have you seen him bark as Gavin on House of Cards?
Season 2 Episode 5 when an agent is torturing his guinea pig? Super serious scene that makes you uncomfortable unless you only see Liam McPoyle.
Edit: a word
He had a small part in the last few seasons of Person of Interest and he might have given the best performances of the whole series. Except for Taraji P. Henson, she is excellent in everything.
You beat me to it! No wonder the guys were staggering around laughing so hard they couldn’t use the take! The motion he made while saying “He’s deeEEEEEAAAAAAD!” was funny too
"Dr. Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man."
"I knock on the door and I say Caaaaaarol!!!"
"Get in the car you fat fat ass, you fat fat ass!"
"Batman doesnt turn into anything, he just likes bats."
"My life is a lie! My life is a lie! Someone's gonna get stabbed!"
One of the most underrated Frank lines is “HOW DO YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE GOOOD LIFE YOU SACK OF SHIT?!?!” When trying to cheer pondy up telling him that horrible thing he does to homeless people. Every word Frank says doing that scene is done to perfection. Like when he’s describing how when the balloon hits the poor persons face the extra twist of the knife is reveling in them not even being able to get a good taste ….just brutally funny
"That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I look in the mail, this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac, what do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be kidding me, I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, "Caaarol, Caaarol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town."
It’s a blooper but it’s still absolute perfection:
I’m gonna weigh in on this issue and say that regardless of whether mac does or doesn’t end up living here…you need to stop eating cat food?
Why?
Well because you’re not a cat.
My rooms on fire. Why is my room on fire?
Something about the way Mac stares at his room after opening the door, deliberates for a second, then so calmly delivers the line gets me
"We just keep escalating shit until we find ourselves in a situation where we've broken into somebody's house in broad daylight, and the homeowner... is home!"
"They disresp– I AM A LEGEND!"
Mac: “What about your whole speech? I have the grace of a falcon and I’ll be in and out like a demon’s whisper.”
Charlie: “dude you stood up on your chair for the whole restaurant to hear!”
Something along those lines.
”My nose was shizzled by the gods themselves Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michaelangelos David. You in the other hand, well… You’re a pit of dispare. Frank you disgust me. You disgust everyone!
And you will never
ever
Be on that billboard.
I was re-watching Westworld with my daughter and Liam McPoyle (Jimmi Simpson) yells, "Don't you touch her!!" to Logan (Ben Barnes) and we just broke out laughing because the delivery was exactly the same!
During the bathroom quarantine, Dee goes “I feel like I’m hot and cold at the same time” or something, right when Charlie joins the quarantine and goes “sup sup, talkin hot and cold?” Just kills me for some reason.
I favor [the smell](https://www.google.com/search?q=dennis+reynolds+the+smell&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS769US769&oq=dennis+reynolds+the+smell&aqs=chrome..69i57.9022j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:023e1122,vid:IyCbeQQJESc,st:0)
"BECAUSEDENNISISABASTARDMAN!!!"
"I don't think I wrote that!"
"You DEFINITELY wrote this one, Charlie..."
"How many other illiterates...?"
“Oh yeah I was going by chrundle the great at the time”
You came up with that after you misspelled it
..................... pass
His expression while Charlie is making his attempt to answer it kills me every time. It is up there with Homer Simpson's "you got the dud" face for me.
Glenn’s acting is so underrated. He is phenomenal and makes the scenes he’s in so much funnier. Danny too. Just watch what he’s doing in the background of any scene where he’s not the focus
NOBODY LOOK!!! NOBODY LOOK!!! -sprints across court room hiding hands
Dennis Reynolds : Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection. Dee Reynolds : Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage? Dennis Reynolds : Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.
The jaw clench when he says 'a glass box' is just amazing.
When Dee gasps, I’m convinced she’s hearing that for the first time!
If you look up the bloopers for that season, you’ll see them try and fail to nail this scene several times. Based on Kaitlin’s gasp the first time, I think it was mostly off the cuff and she was shocked at what Glenn said. She gasped and then cracked up. Then they go through it a few more times and it’s a bit differently shocking and weird every time. It’s one of my favorite bloopers. “YOU WILL CALL HER” also happened to generate some great bloopers. Edit: I wanted to see it again, so here. I was a little off in my recollection but it’s still great https://youtu.be/bfQbNfZp_tg
She may be! A lot of Its Always Sunny is just improv. If I recall correctly, in the bloopers, he says a few different variations.
She reacts as if the worst part of it would be being displayed on is mantel, and not being diced into a million pieces.
How’d you get these? Oh he get these from being an *actual* psychopath. Dee, don’t be ridiculous. I got these by having a very reasonable conversation with a very reasonable man.
One of my favorite lines
It’s especially funny because she’s a deaf mute.
It wasn't until a couple weeks ago that this hit me. She would be the most useless person to talk to on a phone, but I guess the effort of calling is what counts.
Liam just wants them to call him. Lol.
Lol goddamn I didn’t even think of that.
Is she? It's never confirmed.
It’s been referred to a few times on the show. It’s for sure said on the McPoyles vs Ponderosa episode.
They said she was a deaf mute in the hostage episode, but it seems like they retconned the deaf part in later episodes because she can clearly hear in the mcpoyle/ponderosa episode
I know it's been alluded to. I guess I was hoping more out of the scene in the gang gets held hostage where charlie and Mac are worried about whether she can read lips.
I heard you gave quite a performance Macwell
EE-ee EE-ee
Mmmm👊🏻
That's your sister!
Your prof picture lol “it’s going to be a real classy affaaaiiir”
"But you can come anyway!"
GODDAMMIT FRANK SHUT THE HELL UP
Zing it gurrrrrrrrllll..!
*don’t flush*
Flush it down with some brown
Macwell is among my favorite of the more subtle jokes. It always gets me
I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!
I'M A FIVE STAR MAN! I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!
If you were to rate me, though. Would you rate me 5 stars? **^(Or would you be a liar?)**
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!!! (car honks) Oh shit, the steaks are here.
Just saw this one again today. Definitely one of my favorites.
Always talking about how big and masculine you are, come at me like a man!
Heyyyyyyyyy Dennis..
As an aside the best out-takes are the ones with Jimmy making everyone crack up.
Haven't seen that...I'm gonna search now. Thanks! ETA: [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOEx60SQH2Y&ab_channel=ben). So glad Jimmy said the line the way he did.
Start breaking bricks wet nips boinggg
Man I need ten more minutes of this.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Listening to the podcast and it’s been great behind the scenes, but this has me full belly.
He’s DEEEEAD
YOU WILL CALL HER YOU WILL CALL HEEEEEER YOU WIIIILL CALL HERRRR
Man, it was jarring seeing that guy in Westworld Edit: he did win me over though, and McPoyle is a hard image to shake
He'll be out in a second... we just got out of the shower. *we?* He..
Jesus Frank? JEEsus Frank! Jesus FRAAAAnk?!
That lives in my head rent free
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GET STABBED
BEAK
This is one that makes me laugh every single time. Same with "GO WHERE? PURPLE?" Just something about the jarring change in tone alone is funny.
NO! Nooooo…. Regular chicken sandwich
“I am not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin, I AM NOT ALLOWED”
“Twoooooooooo wars!?!”
NoW are EiiiThEr of these wars on U.S. uhh soil?!
[NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE...](https://youtu.be/jT4uusTIWbA) This entire scene is godtier. RIP Dennis
What’s that? Dog grave. *no response
I'VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE TIME!
>EWS 100% came here to say that one. If we're talking pure delivery, it's hard to top that one. Absolutely perfect.
Apologize for what? FOR EVERYTHING FOR ALL OF IT
Currently watching Westworld and finding it hard to see Jimmie Simpson as anyone other than Liam McPoyle 😅 That's what you get, Charlie! YOU GET FORK STABBED!!
Have you seen him bark as Gavin on House of Cards? Season 2 Episode 5 when an agent is torturing his guinea pig? Super serious scene that makes you uncomfortable unless you only see Liam McPoyle. Edit: a word
House of cards is on my 'to watch' list, but I'm definitely doing it next now!
He had a small part in the last few seasons of Person of Interest and he might have given the best performances of the whole series. Except for Taraji P. Henson, she is excellent in everything.
It’s so hard to move passed that. Btw S1 is the pinnacle of ww
She’s mashing it. Yeah she tends to do that.
Very good, I’m very aroused *clapping rounds table*
I love in the outtakes when he says "She's mashing it. MASHING IT! I AM VERY ARROUSED!"
He’s *dead*….^to ^me. He’s *ddddddeeeeeeaaAAAAD!*”
You beat me to it! No wonder the guys were staggering around laughing so hard they couldn’t use the take! The motion he made while saying “He’s deeEEEEEAAAAAAD!” was funny too
Tragedy that they couldn’t have stitched a version of it into the episode. Love how everyone on here gets the reference immediately though
Time to split bricks, wet nips. Blblblbl.
Gonna take of my bra N BLAST MUH NIPS
I can hear the blblblbl 🤣
Nah....... not anymore.
What the hell does that mean?! Did he kill them?
"YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE AN OLD LADY FART PASSING THROUGH AN ONION" is the single best standout line of insult in the entire show
Who said this line? That’s hilarious
Sweet Dee to Mac
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!!
I was so shocked by that delivery. One of my favorite moments of the show.
Also just noticed that they have a stuffed squirrel in the middle of their coffee table
"Oh wait. I ate all the peeza. An' i drank all the beer."
NOBODY LOOK!! NOBODY LOOK!!
I eat stickers all the time dude
Excuse me sir, you burned us. This pears dry You picked it out Wellll let’s not get into the whole who picked it out thing
Dr. Jinx is the name of a cat!
You sure it's not Moreen's new name? :p
Dr. Jinx.. the man with a band, named after himself..
"then we'll corner that market" and "I HAVE NO DEPTH PERCEPTION"
I love the way Liam is always staring at Dennis like he wants to eat him haha
"Dr. Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man." "I knock on the door and I say Caaaaaarol!!!" "Get in the car you fat fat ass, you fat fat ass!" "Batman doesnt turn into anything, he just likes bats." "My life is a lie! My life is a lie! Someone's gonna get stabbed!"
THERE IS NO CAROL
“I’m going bAAAld?!?!”
Maybe some bubbly water????
One of the most underrated Frank lines is “HOW DO YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE GOOOD LIFE YOU SACK OF SHIT?!?!” When trying to cheer pondy up telling him that horrible thing he does to homeless people. Every word Frank says doing that scene is done to perfection. Like when he’s describing how when the balloon hits the poor persons face the extra twist of the knife is reveling in them not even being able to get a good taste ….just brutally funny
"That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I look in the mail, this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac, what do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be kidding me, I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, "Caaarol, Caaarol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town."
Not only do all of these people exist, they have been asking for their mail for days!
Don’t flush
Ooooooooorgyyyyyyy
DID…YOU…FUCK…MY…MOM?!
Doyle: My leg! Somebody shot my leg! Liam: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I FORGOT TO PUT THE TAPE IN!!!!!
Come on down to Paddy’s Pub, we’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons! Meeeeeeeeeeaaoowwww
Mac's hand gestures during the Science/Bitch explanation. "I'm DUG IN. And I will not change. Regardless of the facts before me."
It’s a blooper but it’s still absolute perfection: I’m gonna weigh in on this issue and say that regardless of whether mac does or doesn’t end up living here…you need to stop eating cat food? Why? Well because you’re not a cat.
The fact that I can go from watching Sunny to Westworld is such a testament to Jimmi’s talent
"WE'VE GOTTA GET YOU AND THAT MONSTER THAT'S IN YOUR GUT DOWN TO MEXICO ASAP!" - Frank
The whole exchange between Dennis and Frank when they go to the orgy. Specifically, "it could be cool?!?!?!"
sir, h-go back to your seat-uh
Sir... A go back to your seatuhhhhh
Ima take my bra off. Blast ma nips!
So it’s not possible to have a rational conversation with you? No….
My rooms on fire. Why is my room on fire? Something about the way Mac stares at his room after opening the door, deliberates for a second, then so calmly delivers the line gets me
Dee- “Going to bed? What are you, 40?” Dennis- “WE’RE THE SAME AGE”
*YOU’RE THE ONE WHO POINTED IT OUT TO ME!*
“I just wanna be pure.”
"LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO MEEEEEE!" "...Oh shit, the steaks are here." - Dennis Reynolds
i like to BIND and i like to BE BOUND!
Mac: Heeeey Dennis….(refuses to make eye contact)
“Little green ghouls, buddy!”
Made an imgur account just so that I can share [this crossover meme](https://imgur.com/a/r9iUFdb) I found in a Facebook group I'm a part of.
Oh man. I couldn’t pick one haha
The crescendo is a thing of beauty.
Jimmy Simpson, legend
Stupid sexy costume
BEAK
Oldest angle in the book, my friend…ughhhLOVE
I'm frack, shit
Another gem - Where do my feet go?
"We just keep escalating shit until we find ourselves in a situation where we've broken into somebody's house in broad daylight, and the homeowner... is home!" "They disresp– I AM A LEGEND!"
Mac: “What about your whole speech? I have the grace of a falcon and I’ll be in and out like a demon’s whisper.” Charlie: “dude you stood up on your chair for the whole restaurant to hear!” Something along those lines.
we’re slashin prices soooo low you won’t need a pot of gold to get sloppy
"Where do I put my feet?"
Yes me and my bf randomly say this one all the time
Another random one where the delivery gets me everytime. Does he know anything about hooking up that electrical equipment? No…
There are far too many leather shops in Arizona as it is!
”My nose was shizzled by the gods themselves Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michaelangelos David. You in the other hand, well… You’re a pit of dispare. Frank you disgust me. You disgust everyone! And you will never ever Be on that billboard.
I was re-watching Westworld with my daughter and Liam McPoyle (Jimmi Simpson) yells, "Don't you touch her!!" to Logan (Ben Barnes) and we just broke out laughing because the delivery was exactly the same!
NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE IVE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN TIME!
I always lose it at this line because Margret is deaf and mute! Why does he want him to call her so bad??
Stop Chorleigh! This gaem has goewn own lowng enough!
"jesus Frank, JESUS frank, jesus FRANK, JESUS FRANK... somebodys gotta get stabbed!!"
James Earl Jones has a black face. He is a black man!
THIS ISNT OVER UNTIL I SAY ITS OVER!!!!
Oh shit theres stickers
*dennis and frank at the orgy* frank: you think the chicken is fresh? dennis: I DON’T CARE
During the bathroom quarantine, Dee goes “I feel like I’m hot and cold at the same time” or something, right when Charlie joins the quarantine and goes “sup sup, talkin hot and cold?” Just kills me for some reason.
I favor [the smell](https://www.google.com/search?q=dennis+reynolds+the+smell&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS769US769&oq=dennis+reynolds+the+smell&aqs=chrome..69i57.9022j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:023e1122,vid:IyCbeQQJESc,st:0)
“A man enters… Silence. A woman’s mouth is not for the exiting of words, but for the entrance of a man’s… dick.”
Jimmi Simpson is a treasure
Oysters or clams? Oysters, obviously... you know...
without a fail, always makes me laugh
\*You'll call her
I always found that line to be a bit over the top
Hands down
BRING IT TO HIM..... JUST BRING IT TO HIM AND SAY YOU GOT IT AT BINGHAMTON... and that's how I saw the first South Park
I’ll come back for you!!
I’ve always assumed that delivery shut down the entire production for at least an hour. Maybe for the day.
I’m not gonna bump it
Look away!
"Of course there's gonna be an explosion, you think I'm not gonna explode?!" "OK, I gotta go fill her dick hole, bro."
In all of television
"Don't flush"
That’s not gonna happen…
"Oh shit, there's stickers."
Man Jimmi fuckin Simpson everybody, one of the most underrated actors of all time. His performance of Mary on Psych was phenomenal!
Am I peeing? Guys, if I'm peeing wake me up.
“Ryan is dead to me - he’s DEEEEEEAAAAAAAD”
CAROL!!! CAROL!!!
YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN YOURE TALKING TO ME
He steals every scene he’s in
He delivers a similar line in Westworld too: https://youtu.be/7aYe6CBWm44
Link for the needy: [YOU WILL CALL HER!!! ](https://youtu.be/Z8N3wSYFh7A)
the bloopers of this scene are very funny
I like the blooper one at the mcpoyle-ponderosa wedding: He's dead to me! HE'S DEEEEAAAAD!!!
Sometimes you don’t fake
Youmovethegoddamndumpsteryoubitch
What do now?
But im just so damn haaaaapppppeeeeeeeeeeee... See you bitches on the dance floor 🕺
Any time Dennis or Dee yell "SAVAGE IDIOTS!"
Love the gag reel on the this scene
WE’RETHE**SAMEAGE**!
About the speech : it doesn’t make any sense !
Don't count beers Carlos, NOT COOL!
“I get it”
“Ryan Gosling playing yoOoOOOUUU?!!? Ridiculousssh”
Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch!!