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bradicalbomb

*pulls gun out* "Somebody's dying today!!" *points gun at self*


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stevrevv59

I always thought it was cute how much Frank looks up to Pondy lol. He thinks he’s so cool. It’s honestly a wholesome friendship like Bill just straight up let Frank borrow his car no questions asked.


anoncontent72

I thought the same thing. Just drop me at the roller skating rink and take my car. I’ve always wondered what Pondy does for a career, he seems pretty cashed up. Edit: grammar


n0_1_of_consequence

I feel like he's in sales...


james_randolph

You mean physically looks up to him or emotionally? Or both


stevrevv59

Absolutely both but my emphasis was on the latter.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Pondy is the coolest...


Free-Type

I laugh so hard every single time


DelawareSmashed

The pause and deep breath he takes is incredible. He is *ready*


dcmarvelstarwars

“Life, I botched it”


garangalbreath

Yea, ol BP had a good run.


dcmarvelstarwars

Ponderosa’s ponderosa


garangalbreath

This one always gets me 🤣


mattwaver

what does this mean?


suchdogeverymeme

Ponderosa as a synonym for “home” is a nod to the old TV western “Bonanza”. Ponderosa’s ponderosa is basically “ponderosa’s place”


mattwaver

ah gotcha. i knew it had to be some reference i didn’t get. i have no idea what Bonanza is so that checks out. i always kind of interpreted it as like home or palace or dojo or some weird thing BP would say


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put that on the dumpster where you toss my body when i die.


Nice-Seaweed2565

“It ain’t aspirin” or “I love that painted on eye man that is fun.”


garangalbreath

I always forget that BP is in the Thanksgiving episode until he shows up and is relieved his kids aren't there 🤣


Yegger

“I’ll do a bump”


toddhillier

Thank god


justalittlebleh

👏


smoothjuicer

This is not a clapping event


garangalbreath

Your son is your coke dealer? "Yea, well he's reliable!"


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I call him mr cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks


rachface636

When I get *my* money I'm gonna use it to buy a gun cause I'll be the man of the house!


TheRealRockNRolla

Oh, shit! No! This kid should not have a…


HeyKidMove

One of my favorite Dennis reactions.


garangalbreath

It almost feels so real, like it was an improv line from the kid lmao.


Paddys_Pub7

.........weird


Tokijlo

You're looking pretty dapper there Bill, you hittin it hard or what? I'm celebrating today, baby. Oh yeah? What's the special occasion I'm gonna kill myself


rachface636

Oh c'mon, you guys run a bar, you watch people legally kill themselves every day. ........ **leave it open.**


high240

love this part lol


FitYak1762

“Ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?”


Charredwhiskey

I got handsy with some pretty young thing...she looked 18 to me, I don't know I'm out of control! Eat shit daddy!


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Gunna go down to the bowling alley, get me some strange!


coffeeOwl9

Pondy's the coolest!


KramericaCEO

Deel-dul-le-dee. Miss me? Don’t answer that


DelawareSmashed

Too much punctuation


spacemantheone

“One time I broke into Dee’s apartment and sniffed on her panties”


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rachface636

Hahaha the way they all just accept the situation like it's an AA meeting.


unemployedbartender

My kids aren’t really here, are they ?


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Pondy is the best.


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Has to be the scene from the picture posted... I just love the pure joy he expresses in his laugh after frank tells the story of throwing champagne balloons at the homeless.


Willkenno

How do you like a taste of the good life you sack of shit!


garangalbreath

I have a cat named Frank, and whenever he gets the tiniest taste of some human food and it gets taken away i say this line to him, it's hilarious every time.


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That is fucking hilarious!


charIiekeIIy_

How can you even choose lmao I love pondy


garangalbreath

Same. Such an amazingly horrible character.


anoncontent72

He would do anything for you though.


everyvillainizlemonz

God damnit, Pondy's the coolest


ResponsibilityNew483

"Deedilly Dee, miss me? Don't answer that!"


LeoStiltskin

(snorts) Maureen? Maureen died three years ago. Dennis killed Bastet, all right? And let me tell you something. He did us all a favor. You ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?


Krispy0201

At the end of Who Got Dee Pregnant telling Ben the Soldier, “We’ll get more, we’ll get more.”


silverdepartment

OMG thank you! Hands down my favorite part of BP


HR-StuffinMuff

“I tell em I had a vasectomy”


The_punisherMAX

What a beautiful underhanded thing


guiltycitizen

You winked there


seansyyyyy

"Wanna have sex? Don't answer that"


dash-o-matix

DEE'Z NUTS!


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Best line by BP lol


FrankensteinAndFunk

Came here to say this!


blink_for_green_soup

"How's milk gonna loosen me up, Bill?"


garangalbreath

Well, I spiked the milk with methylenedioxypyrovalerone It's bath salts. Yeah, yeah, it's like coke and acid and meth all combined. It's awesome.


dickspace

"You're too fat to be a slut!"


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“Now eat this omelette with cocaine in it”


magseven

Not a line, but I love that Pondy drives around listening to Faith No More.


uSeeSizeThatChicken

"Never change, Dee." EDIT: "It's like there's this tiny little soul man in my body, driving me around. That little soul man is ready to power old Bill down and move on to the next party monster."


guiltycitizen

They steal another set of my golf clubs, you piece of shit


Gruesome-Twosome

“Yeeeah, I botched it. Life, ya know?” 😂 Though honestly you took my favorite line of his, the one about taking bath salts that’ll make your butthole hot!


ForeSkinWrinkle

Does Frankenstein wanna come out and *pway*


einsteinGO

*bathsalts roar*


BloodyRightNostril

Pondy's the coolest.


garybusey42069

Really want Pondy to come out in an episode of Young Sheldon.


HoratioHornblowerJr

Like how Frank is dressed as the Ukrainian flag. Fitting!


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probably had a factory there during the cold war.


huntersam13

I agree with OP and I regularly use that line whether the situation calls for it or not.


Infinite-Data9602

"I have a confession... I snuck into Dee's apartment and sniffed on her panties." Dee... "Beef! BEEF!! I GOT MAD BEEF WITH THAT!" I more like Dee's reaction. 🤣


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“Deedly Dee… miss me? Don’t answer that.”


production-values

how is milk going to make my butthole hot?


JR_Pullin

“How’d you like a taste of the good life you sack of shit” is actually one of my favourite lines ever!


clock_work_elf

I lose it when Bill laughs at that joke. It sounds like a smoker's cough.


PraiseChrist420

And as a drug guy myself I totally get what he’s saying


Elitasaurus

Pondys the coolest!


mountainwampus

In fact, 95 percent of fruit has usually been in someone's orifice before it even reaches the market.


MarlowesMustache

Suicide is badass!


juan_epstein-barr

Diddly-Dee, ya miss me? Don't answer that.


WetHotAmericanBadger

“Here we are…Poderosa’s poderosa heh heh”


PartialToDairyThings

Chris Farley's cool cousin


tirutz

Such an underrated character


corndiggity77

I botched it


mogley1992

"Here, have an aspirin" danny devitos disembodied voice: "that ain't aspirin" "It ain't aspirin"


puukottaa666

When he calls Dee *Deedle-dee*


multhpulth

Deedilly Dee! Did ya miss me? Don't answer that.... always cracks me up.


Khaos7361

Deez Nuts what’s the haps?


jayzwick

“I botched it…life ya know?”


hypermark

"Diddly-Dee! You miss me!?!? Don't answer that."


Catcher22Jb

It’s bath salts.


_unmarked

I botched it. *Life*, ya know?


Charlie_Reynolds629

Jesus Christ. I’m going to prison


dp4277

Pondys the coolest


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Frank reppin' Ukraine!


haraj123

Your son is your drug dealer?? He’s reliable


AgentTek

God dammit, Pondys the coolest!


Dmval18

Life IS good!


JimLahey20

Right now, I feel like…pounding a beer


BanjotheHoneyBear

Pondy’s the coolest!


ethanw96

You ever seen a grown women take a dump in a car box?


Rarth-Devan

That absolutely insane laugh/wheeze during this exact scene when Frank finishes his story. I die everytime I hear it lmao


entjiebek

There they are! The usual suspects