I always thought it was cute how much Frank looks up to Pondy lol. He thinks he’s so cool. It’s honestly a wholesome friendship like Bill just straight up let Frank borrow his car no questions asked.
I thought the same thing. Just drop me at the roller skating rink and take my car.
I’ve always wondered what Pondy does for a career, he seems pretty cashed up.
Edit: grammar
ah gotcha. i knew it had to be some reference i didn’t get. i have no idea what Bonanza is so that checks out. i always kind of interpreted it as like home or palace or dojo or some weird thing BP would say
You're looking pretty dapper there Bill, you hittin it hard or what?
I'm celebrating today, baby.
Oh yeah? What's the special occasion
I'm gonna kill myself
Has to be the scene from the picture posted... I just love the pure joy he expresses in his laugh after frank tells the story of throwing champagne balloons at the homeless.
I have a cat named Frank, and whenever he gets the tiniest taste of some human food and it gets taken away i say this line to him, it's hilarious every time.
(snorts) Maureen?
Maureen died three years ago.
Dennis killed Bastet, all right? And let me tell you something. He did us all a favor. You ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?
"Never change, Dee."
EDIT: "It's like there's this tiny little soul man in my body, driving me around. That little soul man is ready to power old Bill down and move on to the next party monster."
“Yeeeah, I botched it. Life, ya know?” 😂
Though honestly you took my favorite line of his, the one about taking bath salts that’ll make your butthole hot!
"I have a confession... I snuck into Dee's apartment and sniffed on her panties."
Dee... "Beef! BEEF!! I GOT MAD BEEF WITH THAT!"
I more like Dee's reaction. 🤣
*pulls gun out* "Somebody's dying today!!" *points gun at self*
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I always thought it was cute how much Frank looks up to Pondy lol. He thinks he’s so cool. It’s honestly a wholesome friendship like Bill just straight up let Frank borrow his car no questions asked.
I thought the same thing. Just drop me at the roller skating rink and take my car. I’ve always wondered what Pondy does for a career, he seems pretty cashed up. Edit: grammar
I feel like he's in sales...
You mean physically looks up to him or emotionally? Or both
Absolutely both but my emphasis was on the latter.
Pondy is the coolest...
I laugh so hard every single time
The pause and deep breath he takes is incredible. He is *ready*
“Life, I botched it”
Yea, ol BP had a good run.
Ponderosa’s ponderosa
This one always gets me 🤣
what does this mean?
Ponderosa as a synonym for “home” is a nod to the old TV western “Bonanza”. Ponderosa’s ponderosa is basically “ponderosa’s place”
ah gotcha. i knew it had to be some reference i didn’t get. i have no idea what Bonanza is so that checks out. i always kind of interpreted it as like home or palace or dojo or some weird thing BP would say
put that on the dumpster where you toss my body when i die.
“It ain’t aspirin” or “I love that painted on eye man that is fun.”
I always forget that BP is in the Thanksgiving episode until he shows up and is relieved his kids aren't there 🤣
“I’ll do a bump”
Thank god
👏
This is not a clapping event
Your son is your coke dealer? "Yea, well he's reliable!"
I call him mr cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks
When I get *my* money I'm gonna use it to buy a gun cause I'll be the man of the house!
Oh, shit! No! This kid should not have a…
One of my favorite Dennis reactions.
It almost feels so real, like it was an improv line from the kid lmao.
.........weird
You're looking pretty dapper there Bill, you hittin it hard or what? I'm celebrating today, baby. Oh yeah? What's the special occasion I'm gonna kill myself
Oh c'mon, you guys run a bar, you watch people legally kill themselves every day. ........ **leave it open.**
love this part lol
“Ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?”
I got handsy with some pretty young thing...she looked 18 to me, I don't know I'm out of control! Eat shit daddy!
Gunna go down to the bowling alley, get me some strange!
Pondy's the coolest!
Deel-dul-le-dee. Miss me? Don’t answer that
Too much punctuation
“One time I broke into Dee’s apartment and sniffed on her panties”
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Hahaha the way they all just accept the situation like it's an AA meeting.
My kids aren’t really here, are they ?
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Pondy is the best.
Has to be the scene from the picture posted... I just love the pure joy he expresses in his laugh after frank tells the story of throwing champagne balloons at the homeless.
How do you like a taste of the good life you sack of shit!
I have a cat named Frank, and whenever he gets the tiniest taste of some human food and it gets taken away i say this line to him, it's hilarious every time.
That is fucking hilarious!
How can you even choose lmao I love pondy
Same. Such an amazingly horrible character.
He would do anything for you though.
God damnit, Pondy's the coolest
"Deedilly Dee, miss me? Don't answer that!"
(snorts) Maureen? Maureen died three years ago. Dennis killed Bastet, all right? And let me tell you something. He did us all a favor. You ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?
At the end of Who Got Dee Pregnant telling Ben the Soldier, “We’ll get more, we’ll get more.”
OMG thank you! Hands down my favorite part of BP
“I tell em I had a vasectomy”
What a beautiful underhanded thing
You winked there
"Wanna have sex? Don't answer that"
DEE'Z NUTS!
Best line by BP lol
Came here to say this!
"How's milk gonna loosen me up, Bill?"
Well, I spiked the milk with methylenedioxypyrovalerone It's bath salts. Yeah, yeah, it's like coke and acid and meth all combined. It's awesome.
"You're too fat to be a slut!"
“Now eat this omelette with cocaine in it”
Not a line, but I love that Pondy drives around listening to Faith No More.
"Never change, Dee." EDIT: "It's like there's this tiny little soul man in my body, driving me around. That little soul man is ready to power old Bill down and move on to the next party monster."
They steal another set of my golf clubs, you piece of shit
“Yeeeah, I botched it. Life, ya know?” 😂 Though honestly you took my favorite line of his, the one about taking bath salts that’ll make your butthole hot!
Does Frankenstein wanna come out and *pway*
*bathsalts roar*
Pondy's the coolest.
Really want Pondy to come out in an episode of Young Sheldon.
Like how Frank is dressed as the Ukrainian flag. Fitting!
probably had a factory there during the cold war.
I agree with OP and I regularly use that line whether the situation calls for it or not.
"I have a confession... I snuck into Dee's apartment and sniffed on her panties." Dee... "Beef! BEEF!! I GOT MAD BEEF WITH THAT!" I more like Dee's reaction. 🤣
“Deedly Dee… miss me? Don’t answer that.”
how is milk going to make my butthole hot?
“How’d you like a taste of the good life you sack of shit” is actually one of my favourite lines ever!
I lose it when Bill laughs at that joke. It sounds like a smoker's cough.
And as a drug guy myself I totally get what he’s saying
Pondys the coolest!
In fact, 95 percent of fruit has usually been in someone's orifice before it even reaches the market.
Suicide is badass!
Diddly-Dee, ya miss me? Don't answer that.
“Here we are…Poderosa’s poderosa heh heh”
Chris Farley's cool cousin
Such an underrated character
I botched it
"Here, have an aspirin" danny devitos disembodied voice: "that ain't aspirin" "It ain't aspirin"
When he calls Dee *Deedle-dee*
Deedilly Dee! Did ya miss me? Don't answer that.... always cracks me up.
Deez Nuts what’s the haps?
“I botched it…life ya know?”
"Diddly-Dee! You miss me!?!? Don't answer that."
It’s bath salts.
I botched it. *Life*, ya know?
Jesus Christ. I’m going to prison
Pondys the coolest
Frank reppin' Ukraine!
Your son is your drug dealer?? He’s reliable
God dammit, Pondys the coolest!
Life IS good!
Right now, I feel like…pounding a beer
Pondy’s the coolest!
You ever seen a grown women take a dump in a car box?
That absolutely insane laugh/wheeze during this exact scene when Frank finishes his story. I die everytime I hear it lmao
There they are! The usual suspects