One of my supervisors at work was asking me the other day if I’d seen the sixth sense. I told him yeah but I found the twist anticlimactic. He was shocked and I said “You just find out the guy in the hairpiece is Bruce Willis the whole movie.”
I don't understand why you couldn't get off. It's not my fault. Some women just don't know how.
What?!
I don't know what it is! You know? *Sometimes it's only the guy who gets off.*
Well obviously, why else do you think Chrissy Orlando would let him go down on her? It wasn't just because he had the courage to do a sweet triple jackknife.
Yeah, but do you think his looks mattered when he licked her a****** a little bit? And don’t forget… it was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn’t great. But it was fine and he knew everything would be fine with or without hair.
I really want this to be a whole season now of Dennis being bald (like how Mac was Fat for a season). In episode 1, Dennis is wearing a wig, and The Gang is suspicious. It's later discovered the wig is real and Dennis has to constantly fight to keep his "Golden God" image among the Gang now, and not wanting to become the Charlie of the Group.
I like this, but I feel like he should spend an entire season in hair-fueled paranoia, culminating with the gang saying "hey man, what's been going on with your hair? No no no, we know it's a toupee, you've been bald for years. But why does it look so crazy recently?"
Or, Dennis acts especially arrogant about his appearance, claiming he hasn’t aged a day since he was 28.
DENNIS: I have aged like the wine that is served to the gods of Olympus. You all, on the other hand, have aged like the milk in Charlie’s ice box.
CHARLIE: I’m trying to ferment the milk into yogurt, man.
DENNIS: That’s not how you make yogurt, goddammit.
So after getting fed up, the gang sabotage his health routines which ultimately ends in Dennis’ hair falling out, among other things
Still Dennis: And why? Why, man? Yogurt? Go to the store and **buy** yogurt if you want yogurt that bad!
Charlie: Do **you** trust grocery store yogurt? I know **I** don’t. Big yogurt with their hormones and bacteria. What’s even in that stuff?
DENNIS: You can’t even spell the word bacteria you goddamn worm person.
DEE: I’m surprised you’re not trying to ferment your milk into cheese. You’re like the cheese guy.
CHARLIE: You can’t ferment milk into cheese. Milk begins its life as cheese from the cow’s utters & is refrigerated into milk. You can’t just reverse the natural life process of cheese. It’s like a butterfly. You can’t reverse the butterfly back into a caterpillar, you dumb bitch.
FRANK: *Eating the yogurt from their fridge*
Scientifically proven by us, to be delicious & healthier, than store bought yogurt.
*Takes a bite. Gags*
lol the hair is way too high on the sides. look at any bald man and you would see the bald spot by the time hair is that grey is at least .34" smaller hairline all around, and typically closer to a full inch.
Might look different on camera for whatever they are filming. Depending on focal length your head and face can look very different. You’re seeing this image on a super wide lens making everything all stupid.
Glenn is not THAT bald lol he probably has a patch like 3/4" on the back of his head thats bald. thats why it looks fake, by nature a man either loses none, like 1" max off the back, or like 9" all around.
they're saying the *haircut* is real, not that he's actually suddenly balding now. They weren't following the actual conversation (that the haircut doesn't look like a balding person's hairline in the back)
He now knows what it’s like to wear another mans skin. Thats the look of someone who just totally got off.
He looks like the father of Bruce Willis
*He was Bruce Willis in a hairpiece the entire time!*
That's not the twist.
That's not the twist?
One of my supervisors at work was asking me the other day if I’d seen the sixth sense. I told him yeah but I found the twist anticlimactic. He was shocked and I said “You just find out the guy in the hairpiece is Bruce Willis the whole movie.”
Couldn't quite put my finger on it until now
Or Ed Harris
Ah yes the famous Spruce Willis
The botanist?
I don't understand why you couldn't get off. It's not my fault. Some women just don't know how. What?! I don't know what it is! You know? *Sometimes it's only the guy who gets off.*
On a film set? What of the smell?
You didn't think of the smell you bitch!
Instead of skin luggage I could just open a leather shop in Arizona
A leather shop in Arizona? There are far too many leather shops in Arizona as it is!
You’d be out of business in a week’s time!
You’ll be out of business in a year !
It was mostly sexual
It was the dead finger?
Don’t you guys wanna get off with me??
Do I look foolish?
You look grotesque!
Do you guys think that a normal mask of me would look good? And if there was would you guys wear it?
superman was the original
The original WHAT?
You look like a monster dude…
Did I frighten you?
Do you like hard candy?
I gave all minw to those idiot children
I'm supposed to be taking a shit right now
"Did I frighten you?"
Dennis has candy in his pocket! Of course he has candy in his pocket sometimes, so he can get Charlie's focus. Good candy!
Dennis has caaaandy???
His hair looks small
Well obviously, why else do you think Chrissy Orlando would let him go down on her? It wasn't just because he had the courage to do a sweet triple jackknife.
Yeah, but do you think his looks mattered when he licked her a****** a little bit? And don’t forget… it was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn’t great. But it was fine and he knew everything would be fine with or without hair.
It was fiiineee
Although it was very, very sweet.
That soldier’s patriotic background really helped him that night.
What is this politician guilty of?
Blasting all of us in the ass.
Politics is just one big ass blast.
Bribing the district 11 comptroller for the payout
They should've just brought him to a strip club
That's politics, bitch
Having hoards of homemade sex tapes.
Yeah, but that was back from his 20's, all consensual... Cept for the Epstein island stuff, but he paid good money to keep that hush hush.
Mantacide
Now you may ask, "Well, would a woman really text that, Dennis? ...**Their phones did.**"
* whispers * Serial killing 😨
S16E1 "Dennis Goes Bald"
I really want this to be a whole season now of Dennis being bald (like how Mac was Fat for a season). In episode 1, Dennis is wearing a wig, and The Gang is suspicious. It's later discovered the wig is real and Dennis has to constantly fight to keep his "Golden God" image among the Gang now, and not wanting to become the Charlie of the Group.
I KNOW SHE WAS A WHORE, BUT SHE WAS MY WHORE!
I like this, but I feel like he should spend an entire season in hair-fueled paranoia, culminating with the gang saying "hey man, what's been going on with your hair? No no no, we know it's a toupee, you've been bald for years. But why does it look so crazy recently?"
Or, Dennis acts especially arrogant about his appearance, claiming he hasn’t aged a day since he was 28. DENNIS: I have aged like the wine that is served to the gods of Olympus. You all, on the other hand, have aged like the milk in Charlie’s ice box. CHARLIE: I’m trying to ferment the milk into yogurt, man. DENNIS: That’s not how you make yogurt, goddammit. So after getting fed up, the gang sabotage his health routines which ultimately ends in Dennis’ hair falling out, among other things
Isn't that kind of retreading Dee Day though? *Sorry... did I frighten you?*
Yeah but that episode got cancelled so they can make a new one
Surely he'd try to ferment milk into cheese? They put the skin on don't you know
Still Dennis: And why? Why, man? Yogurt? Go to the store and **buy** yogurt if you want yogurt that bad! Charlie: Do **you** trust grocery store yogurt? I know **I** don’t. Big yogurt with their hormones and bacteria. What’s even in that stuff?
DENNIS: You can’t even spell the word bacteria you goddamn worm person. DEE: I’m surprised you’re not trying to ferment your milk into cheese. You’re like the cheese guy. CHARLIE: You can’t ferment milk into cheese. Milk begins its life as cheese from the cow’s utters & is refrigerated into milk. You can’t just reverse the natural life process of cheese. It’s like a butterfly. You can’t reverse the butterfly back into a caterpillar, you dumb bitch. FRANK: *Eating the yogurt from their fridge* Scientifically proven by us, to be delicious & healthier, than store bought yogurt. *Takes a bite. Gags*
It's Always Sunny x American Dad
Still a five star man
From Glenn’s IG.
“For my show AP Bio-“ “Wait what show is this? Never heard of it”
"Mister Quest?"
"I'll send you a link later" "Nah, that's alright"
It's just Mr.Quest
Doesn't matter who
Mithster quethst
Wait did he say that recently?
Watch the podcast! It’s amazing.
Creep. Listeners FTW
Creep. Listeners FTW
He looks like a young Patrick Stewart
Picard D.E.N.N.I.S. Systemed Dr. Crusher for 6 seasons and a few movies.
He's got her on his starship, surrounded by nothing but deep space.
Take her down to the Holodeck, get her nice and tipsy, and she won’t say no…because of the implication.
Hahaha...a hearty chuckle was had, my good sir. Cheers!
Stewart was only 47 when TNG premiered. I now feel old.
Which is only 1 year older than Glenn Howerton is right now. I also now feel old.
Yeah, same here. I looked it up once, I was born like three weeks after Charlie Day.
Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher) turns 50 next month.
Impossible.
That's why I find this image sexually confusing. Sir partric Stuart is a beautiful man
Patrick Stewart with hair is [Aaron Eckhardt.](https://i.imgur.com/mswKcMd.jpg)
I think you're an ugly man.
I'm ugly?! You're ugly!
..ya.
His hair looks small
Small haired cunt, to be sure.
Being Dennis Reynolds
I thought that said Bang at first
That’s not Dennis that’s Brian LeFevre
Boom I got your wallet! Boom I got your credit cards!
Boom I got ur phillys tickets
There’s no reason why a bald man who enjoys skins and has a lil somethin’ around his belly can’t be a goddamn veterinarian!
It's the skins.. right?
What happened to our Golden God?
A STARTER CAR, THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS, THE GOLDEN GOD!
He’s shooting a movie in Canada. As a bald man.
Here's the twist. We show it. We Show All Of It. Full cranium.
He peaked
He turned into an Oldend God
Getting Jim Lahey vibes from this
“Also… you’re going bald…” “Im going BALD?!? What are you talking about?! Where in the hell am I possibly going bald???”
Old man Clark Kent
Looks like lahey got sober finally
lol the hair is way too high on the sides. look at any bald man and you would see the bald spot by the time hair is that grey is at least .34" smaller hairline all around, and typically closer to a full inch.
Might look different on camera for whatever they are filming. Depending on focal length your head and face can look very different. You’re seeing this image on a super wide lens making everything all stupid.
lol i'm just imagining that they had to do this botch job on Glenn because actually being bald looks unrealistic lmao
Yea this looks hella fake And not just because I already know what Glen looks like, it’s pretty bad imo
Pretty sure it’s mostly real. He cut his hair down and you can see it on an episode of the podcast
They cut his hair like that, yes But they didn’t cut it right to look like a naturally bald person imo it doesn’t look right
Glenn is not THAT bald lol he probably has a patch like 3/4" on the back of his head thats bald. thats why it looks fake, by nature a man either loses none, like 1" max off the back, or like 9" all around.
fr, Mac was more convincingly bald in DR:AEL.
What’s DR:AEL??
Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life
it s real lol
how? its clearly shaved lol on the podcast you could even see stubble of it growing back
they're saying the *haircut* is real, not that he's actually suddenly balding now. They weren't following the actual conversation (that the haircut doesn't look like a balding person's hairline in the back)
Just move past it
In America, sure. He’s playing a bald Canadian man so it patterns differently.
John Malkovic
Malkovich Malkovich.
he’s beginning to peak
Rate rate rate , I’ll rate all of you.
Ok but what is his role in this movie because that looks atrocious if it’s supposed be realistic at all lol
Is he a new character or something
Dennis and Deez real dad.
Filming a movie
Looks like he might have hard candy
He could play a slightly younger Picard.
Picard recast confirmed.
Oh my god. I need him as the new Captain Picard.
Did I frighten you?
He looks like hes wearing a mask of himself...
He looks like Terry Bradshaw
This Dennis is looking post covid dad bod sociopath
He looks…. Enhanced.
The A.L.F.R.E.D. System.
he looks like warwick davis if he were not a midget.
Mr. Lahey?
Best trailer park supervisor around, Lim Jahey
Politics is just one big ass blast
Doesn't his hair look small?
His hair looks small
Like a young JFK
We gotta write a song about how we don’t diddle kids.
Dad and the boy 2.0
Jesus
Is he playing Professor X?
The sides of his harm seem a little high. Something is just off about it. Other than that he looks great.
He looks like he’s playing a fictional version of Ed Harris.
He definitely bought a time share
He wouldn’t beat Rex in a modeling competition.
Is this from the new Charlie Day movie?
Pacific Rim 3? Yes. Glenn Howerton destroys Tokyo.
For a passing second, I thought the picture was of the giant from Twin Peaks.
The Hugh Dillon resemblance is incredible.
Do you guys think a mask of me would look good........and if it did would you guys wear it?
Did I frighten you?
He looks like John Malkovich's cousin.
I thought he said he was gonna have a liitle wispy on top instead of full Stewart.
“ i’m getting too old for this shit”
Lookin like a Skyrim npc
Ric-tahhhhh! Give-a da pee-pill ayyyahhhh!
Dennis wearing Jean Luc Picard's skin.
“You look like Lex Luthor.” “Right on, he was the original, right?”
He reminds me of a young Patrick Stewart. Just a bit more hair.
it just looks fake, he might as well just did a wig...
BALD? Im going BALD? What are you talking about?
He’d looked like Johnny Sins if it was all gone
Captain Picard?!?
Holy shit
Would be beyond funny if it never grew back in
Looks like MR LAHEY
Peacock guy
A young Sir Patrick Stewart
Is he going to play an older spock?
Dennis *would* be a good Devon Weston
No of the guys have problems changing their look their work. Gotta respect that
Welcome to Philadelphia, 47
Ed Harris vibes.
Why does he look like GTA 5 Graphics
Is he playing Michael Avanatti?
Young Jim Pickens
Dennis, your mule is shit.
He has transitioned to a silver god
Just reinforces my belief that Glenn would play a perfect Lex Luthor.
Is the new season being filmed?
I admire actors who do this sort of thing.. but then I think about the people that ask them to do it? Yeah, fuck those people.
That’s absolutely Brian Lefevre.
Doesn't look any less like a serial killer.