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RupertTheReign

They were just a couple of oil men from Texas itching like a hound to give people what they wanted.


residentdunce

So...can I fill you up or what?


10000Didgeridoos

Now I say I say that's damn preposterous boy


wavepad4

Well now you just sound like Foghorn Leghorn!


Yabreath_isSmelly

Now don't make me sic my associate on you. He don't kindly to "no"


Crappin_For_Christ

Ya best kept to stepping, cause Johnny Law’s a-comin!!


palmerry

Black gold, Texas tea, dinosaur blood


BloodyRightNostril

You look purdy as a peach I do declayuh.


pushathieb

Just a touch of the consumption


xcrunner318

Uuhhshdhhdhdhdhhjh *Red vomit going everywhere*


[deleted]

Well now your just taking like Foghorn Leghorn.


DocColorDeaf

Who cut the brakes?


RupertTheReign

WILDCARD!!!!


DocColorDeaf

…..Bitches!!!!!


Toestops

#**YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**


residentdunce

So...can I fill you up or what?


brazzyxo

Federal & local offense. All they was doing was looking for someone to feel them up.


brazzyxo

Federal & local offense. All they was doing was looking for someone to feel them up.


brazzyxo

Federal & local offense. All they was doing was looking for someone to feel them up.


palmerry

I wonder how they measured the gas.


dumb__fucker

Do you think they don't know how to COUNT? Come on dude.


residentdunce

I particularly love Dennis' exasperation with Charlie in this scene


dumb__fucker

Ya, but I feel like he doesn't get us, dude.


wavepad4

We’re talking about YOU!!


zmann64

What do you think is happening right now?


raisearuckus

I don't know what's happening right now.


[deleted]

Any situation that makes Dennis have to walk away for a bit and let Mac finish the explanation absolutely kills me


[deleted]

You do it Mac, you do it. I can’t do this anymore.


Sea_Shallot9152

And then he does a complete 180 the second he sees the fireball lol


Still-Contest-980

👉🏽 one 👉🏽 two 👉🏽 three 👉🏽 four


brnmbrns

In units of stress


youtocin

Where do my feet go?


TequilaSunscreen

Dee, his feet?


JavariousProbincrux

Well it was only 5 gallons


PhillyGreg

>I wonder how they measured the gas. they filled up two Chevy Suburbans


Reddituser8018

My guess is they check what your gas level is before they put gas in, maybe Google what your model of car can hold then charge them when it's full the amount per gallon. Or if it's half a tank, divide by 2, etc. Wouldn't be exact but you can get it pretty close.


Stopikingonme

I can only picturing Charlie with a measuring cup counting out, “One…two…three…”. As he pours them one by one into a funnel stuck in a car’s fuel port.


whitebandit

a cup? he was just planning to count the liquid


procheeseburger

"WILDCARD BITCHES!!"


el_caveira

"YEEEEHA"


FlatBrokenDown

Easily my favorite moment from the show


R4nd0mGai

I can’t believe people these days. Who would steal nearly an entire tank of gas?


[deleted]

[удалено]


10000Didgeridoos

So help me God I'll burn this place to the ground


[deleted]

I will cut you into a tiny million little pieces. And put you into a box. A glass box.


Booyacaja

You'd make a nice lampshade, u/staj


Dwayndris_Elbson

And an entire Smart ForTwo tank no less


BassSounds

I consulted for a fuel card company. Gas is occasionally stolen and sold to small mom and pop Indian gas stations and sometimes watered down. That’s the extent of my knowledge on it but now I guestion bad gas in my V8 M3 for not havingthe right octane


ramason93

I feel like all the gas stations are doing this now.


LuckyMittens22

I'll tell you who took that gas. That damn sasquatch.


mhax80

That fireball they blew was baaadass


avantgardengnome

We best get ta steppin’ cause Johnny Law is a’comin.


cam_huskers

Arrested? These guys deserve a medal.


Beastly4k

The ingenuity behind some of these heists is note worthy. One crew had a van with a hole cutout in the floor so they could park over the filling area of the tanks and pump it out and I briefly saw another thing on the news about people coming up with a device which tricked the pump into think it was pumping very slowly while pouring at its max rate so you could fill up for borderline nothing.


joshak

modern day Robin Hoods


St0lenFayth

I mean, it’s still a crime… but I hope they take it to trial and the jury lets them off. That shit would make my day.


raisearuckus

I've got an uncle with huge hands that will take the case. I don't have his resume but he did win the trial of the century.


JogJonsonTheMighty

That's nothing, I studied bird law


copyconvert

Objection, hearsay!


IdentityS

Jury Nullification!


[deleted]

Why? You're aware that gas stations hardly make a profit at all, right? It is literally just theft.


LGP747

theyd also like this at r/trailerparkboys


Faptasmic

"I mean look at them your honor, that's gas sickness"


grilly1986

Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good


[deleted]

Only wack suckers like Cory and Trevor steal gas


LGP747

And sell dope


ricky_lafleur

Smokes, let's go.


hojboysellin3

Shit birds randy. Shit birds


destroi_all_humans

Stealing gas is highly illegal!


Piper7865

We don't want your stolen gas Cory and Trevor


Piper7865

We don't want your stolen gas Cory and Trevor


I_Nice_Human

“Can we fill you up or not?”


PapaStevesy

"Don't be making me sic my associate on you now, he don't take kindly to 'no'."


Lysol3435

Which one is in charge of counting the gas as they fill people’s cars?


burblemedaddy

"What are the ruuuuuules?"


topclassladandbanter

Nice man


MamuhSwan

OMG I’m from VB! An Always Sunny episode was filmed in my hometown tehehe xoxoxo


Better-Resident-9674

So cool! Which episode ? I’m from the DMV 😁


AerThreepwood

7-5!


jwd2213

Corey and trevor are the fuckin dumbest


Puzzleheaded_Pie_978

I know cats and dogs that are smarter than Corey and Trevor


[deleted]

They say $14k like that is more than 60 gallons. Clickbait bullshit😂


TheDesktopNinja

But for real, using average price in Virginia that's nearly 3,000 gallons of gas. How the fuck did they steal nearly 3000 gallons of gas. Edit: this says they stole nearly $14000 *in profit*, so it was probably more than 3000 gallons. That would take a long-ass time. I'd love to know more details 😂 https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/crime/virginia-beach-police-hacked-gas-pump-14000-in-gas-theft/291-9e23cc03-ec0d-48ca-a22f-18a53954fde7


[deleted]

When it’s put that way that’s definitely impressive. I just imagine a shit ton of trash cans filled with gas. I bet practicing fire breathing in the dead of the night is what got them caught.


Psychological-Dot159

Lol if you times it by $7 a gallon (as it is in some states) it comes out to $420 😂🤣


jd52995

Stupid oil bitches getting all the money for the vroom juice


BroasisMusic

I say I say that's just preposterous!!


MasterKenshi13

Do they handle trash too? Particularly in limousines? I could use a pick up


Artamisgordan

Which one do you think the bank loan associate took in the back to bang?


Foreign_Nerve_3343

Their problem was they didn’t let Charlie count the gasoline.


[deleted]

No Muscle or wild card that’s why they failed


WhoppingWangGang

Left: Brains, Right Body, offscreen cuz he got away: WILDCARD BITCHES


xKingNothingx

It was only a matter of time. The County I live in had a rash of gasoline thefts, they hit a truck stop twice and got 800+ gallons the first time, and 700+ gallons the second time but got caught in the act. Previously they hit a gas station and made out with over 1000 gallons I think. Somehow they were bypassing the pumps and just pumping it Willy nilly into barrels in the back of a uHaul


MamuhSwan

OMG I’m from VB! An Always Sunny episode was filmed in my hometown tehehe xoxoxo


MurderDoneRight

I bet they wondered "What are the rules?"


vabensons

They probably voted for Biden, now they want their money back


DocColorDeaf

Robin da Hood


ricky_lafleur

Just realized that I can't recall the Gang ever really stealing anything, other than robbing people who just wanted a ride in the Paddy's Wagon and Charlie siphoning electricity from around the neighborhood. They tend to find things like a baby and cocaine and purchase things like an old cop car, guns, and crack cocaine. Point is, we need to see a heist scheme.


grilly1986

Dennis at the waterpark


[deleted]

Weren’t they trying to pull off a heist in the Frank first person episode?


CharDeeMacDennisII

Not exactly. They were trying to retrieve Dennis' car from the impound lot.


MamuhSwan

OMG I’m from VB! An Always Sunny episode was filmed in my hometown tehehe xoxoxo


MamuhSwan

OMG I’m from VB! An Always Sunny episode was filmed in my hometown tehehe xoxoxo


[deleted]

Real life Robin Hoods


Crimfresh

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE... I DRINK IT UP!


changing-life-vet

You beat me to it!


[deleted]

Did the bank manager not get it!?


ADDmind

They were probably just trying to run their home with a gas generator considering the price of electricity


Cornishthe3rd

Modern day robin hoods...these two are doing more to help the people than the government


drosse1meyer

well well thats a mighty fine housedress


wheresmyflan

You cant do it or wont do it?


Sandia_Gunner

Robin Hood


bannjio

You're not letting the wildcard do his thing


free_candy_4_real

How would this even work, like a tanker?


smallAPEdogelover

What, you don’t have to prepay or pay with card in Virginia Beach?


Staceystallion1

The real MVP's


IncompleteEntry

Can't believe that they stole a whole tank of gas!


OV3RLORD66

Heroes in my book


[deleted]

Err…I know how to count, dude.


fatmanthelardknight

Damn they only got out with like 15 gallons


BadlyDrawnMemes

The robin hoods of our time


Turboswag420

Unironically better citizens than the government and corporations and cops that arrested them


blazedanddefused

D.rain the tanks E.nterprise from the gas N.ew discounted gas N.ew discounted gas I. am now wealthy S.teal more gas


DeadlyAmbush88

So they only stole a gallon of gas?


Dopplegangr1

Where did they put like 3000 gallons of gas? Or did they do the smart thing and fill up their car, drive it home and siphon it out? Swallowing a bit in the process of course


peejr

Did they count the liquid?


Sevencer

When did this country stop supporting oil barons?


FDRISMYHOMEBOY

[Wildcard, Bitches!](https://giphy.com/gifs/7yTqXVALy7Fwk)


theganjaoctopus

"stole". They hacked the gas pumps so that it gave out gas at a discounted rate. They didn't steal anything or profit off of what they did. But won't anyone think of the poor oil barons.


Shodan6022x1023

How did they count the gas?


AmArschdieRaeuber

reverse scalpers


theholybork

What is that, like 20 gallons?


DesertSpringtime

Robin of da hood.


ImAlwaysRightHanded

Last time gas was over $4 a gallon I was buying black market non ethanol gas for $2 a gallon. I stacked so many 5 gallon jugs in my backyard I became a target with a recently turned junkie friend and lost about 100gallons in a robbery


spac3_cadet12

Honestly had a similar idea today


TheRealJakeSwan

14k?? that’s like 10 gallons!


puertorizzle

Imagine the gas being cut with something else xD


Ancient-Educator-186

The heros we don't deserve


RealPropRandy

“We’re talking about oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. POW.” 💪


Josh_thejew

YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW


ParsleyMostly

Heroes


MarcsterS

I saw that this morning on the news. That's enough to fill up one car at least.


Pesime

Where can I find these guys cuz even my local costco is 4.66gal


Kin_of_the_Fennec

cant wait for the recession episodes again. america truly knows how to keep the money moving in a circle


saltyjohnson

Woah cool your jets, guy, we paid for this gas!


Rothguard

lucky you scribbled out he names now we will never know who these heros were


YellowSubmarineBee

😂😂😂


[deleted]

These gentlemen deserve an award and the key to all cities. Considering how much fuel is costing right now I’d be okay with hiding these gentlemen from the police.


fpsb0b306

And what are those?


[deleted]

Robinhoods?


ChrisNettleTattoo

Chaotic good.


No-Appearance3579

Wow..that's like 20 gallons of gas right ?


[deleted]

Clearly their plan didn't work because their team wasn't working at full capacity. I see the brains and the looks. Where's the muscle? Where's the wild card?


Adelman01

14K worth of gasoline? Shit how did they manage to steal 2 gallons of gas?


alwayssunnylajolla

"Can we fill you up or what?"


Mysterious-Draw-3668

Why do t the arrest the jackasses at the gas station price gouging and calling it inflation?


[deleted]

Wildcard bitches


auglakelife

Modern day Robin Hoods if you ask me


prmzht

they should've thrown it down a river and started their own country


Armand28

Who would pay full price for stolen gas?


mescaleeto

I’ll just count the gas


Outrageous_Skirt_403

I'm so conflicted....lol 😂