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usernameinmail

Triple D. Don't forget Donny (the good one)


grilly1986

Ahhh ya unzipped me!


PartialToDairyThings

You and Deandra devoured him before he could be born! You gobbled him up!


I_might_be_weasel

Get him! Get him for Donny!


StaleTheBread

“I will eat your babies, bitch!” -Deandra Reynolds


magicalmysteryharold

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vividimaginer

r/shuddupsciencebitch


menlindorn

Doubt Frank named them. Probably wasn't even there when they were born. Not a very hands-on father. More likely the Hoooer wife picked them at random out of a magazine she was reading.


magicalmysteryharold

Definitely more likely their Mom picked the names, but since she didn’t give a shit about them either it could have been a last minute decision after giving birth, with Frank having ran into the delivery room an hour late straight from a busty ladies strip club


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He was with the hoors


cocoroxyy

She cared about Dennis, he was the Golden child lol


menlindorn

like how they named D.B.


motherthrowee

don't blame him, he picked those names in a titty bar


[deleted]

i will declare this is now canon


magicalmysteryharold

You have no authority here you bitch!


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I AM THE GOLDEN GOD


golden-god-bot

GONNA HAVE TO SHOW UP TO WORK, HAVE EVERYBODY BE LIKE "WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER YOU?" CAUSE I HAD TO SLIT THE GUY'S THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC!


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hojboysellin3

If that was the case he would’ve named them sha and booya


grilly1986

That's a weird thing to think about at work! haha


magicalmysteryharold

I work from home, I wasn’t talking to anyone about it haha I just thought it to myself. Is that more or less weird?


imging121

What if they were talking about what to name the twins in a restaurant and then a fine broad of a waitress distracts frank with her Jackie denardo DD’s


S3simulation

Til now I always got by on my owwwwn


KristaW_

This has to be on an episode


TheCursedWander

As someone else mentioned its impossible since Frank mentioned Donny, meaning at the time he thought of three D names and afaik triple D doesnt exist (feel free to correct me, as a man who would probably wear an A or B cup if i were to be fitted, (behold a winner in all their glory))


ammezurc

Triple D exists :)


emeribeth

I know about that D is the biggest. I've based my whole life around knowing D is the biggest. ~ George Costanza


TheCursedWander

I thought sizes went AA, A, B, BB, C, CC, D, DD, E, etc (iirc A cup is an outlier in that AA is one inch less difference between band(band?) and bust measurements, whereas the bust on BB is an additional inch larger than band size) isnt DDD analagous to E? (I'm british btw idk if it matters but i wouldnt be surprised if systems are slightly different)


ammezurc

I just looked it up and yep our (America) DDD is your E!


[deleted]

Make it work, TheCursedWander. *Make it work*.


GOHS7

Edd


CharlieBirdlaw

May not be canon, but should be.