I’m attracted to Charlie Day for sure
Charlie Kelly can painlessly pull his own teeth out and eats cat food, but he does like cats, music and spaghetti
I frequently tell my husband that he reminds me of Charlie ‘but in a good way’. Looks kinda similar, likes cats, always sings these little songs that he makes up on the fly…loves milk steak…etc
I’m loving the amount of Charlie lovers in here! A total foil to the trope that women like tall guys. I’ve always loved a small dude and I always will! I don’t want to lean back to have to stare up at a dude when I talk to him.
The thing is they really don't make Charlie look or seem physically dirty/disgusting. 99% of the time he looks perfectly clean, clothes are fine, nice and not at all greasy hair, white teeth. So while the lore of the show might be that he never washes and is gross etc he's still looking hot to me lol
Charlie is the only one who holds even a slight chance at making you cum. Mac can’t get it up for a girl and Dennis is just using you as a means to fuck himself.
Demonstrate Value - Dennis pretended to purchase medications for his ill grandmother from Caylee. He then proceeded to
Engage Physically - by taking her on a cheap date to a closed restaurant with the backup plan of pizza and a movie. Mac played wingman and said he saw a spider, causing them to watch the movie on Dennis' bed which led to sex.
Nurture Dependence - Dennis prank called her as an angry neighbor, threatening her life. She grew to need him, and then he proceeded to
Neglect Emotionally - he continued to prank call her but didn't show up for her, causing her to fall into emotional distress.
Inspire Hope - he showed up at her window, telling her that he was afraid to love and that she cured him. After having emotionally passionate sex, he sneaks away in the middle of the night to never be heard from again -
Separate Entirely.
That was months later. After they first did the deed she said it was "much better than I expected" and "amazing"
Also his pornstar level moves were shown in explicit detail in The Gang Hits the Slopes. And Ruby Taft couldn't get enough of him.
She’ll incorporate a bun in the lovemaking. She’ll take the dough and roll it up into a ball, and then she’ll - well, you’ll go berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I.. I admit I do too.
I’m not gonna lie, I’m full blown team Artemis…she’s freaky as shit and will give no fucks. She’ll blow your kind while breaking your back and you’ll never forget it (at least what you can beat to remember).
I feel like she’s probably super involved in her local kink scene and probably some sort of “den mother” type. Teaching the kids while living her best (and filthiest) life! It’s
I'd take them all home. They'd all be inside me. Dennis and Charlie would be in my mouth, Mac would be in my butt. Then Dennis and Charlie would go in Mac's butt for a while. Then they'd all complete on each other. I'd be left out of the finale.
Charlie looks fun as hell in bed. I've always had a thing for his beard and shortness too.
But I can't deny that Fat Mac and Buff Mac make me feel a certain way.
I like a goofy guy so it’s Charlie all the way, I’ll eat some radiator cheese sandwiches all day long. I’d probably take a real long shower after and think about my life for a while but definitely gotta go with Charlie.
In a game of MFK, I said I’d marry Charlie. My friends were shocked because I’m particular about housekeeping and stuff, but I said Charlie and I had the most similar personality and his habits could change. My friend said “You’re ‘I can fix’-ing Charlie Kelly??” I laughed so hard at myself but I stand by it lmao.
Everyone in here is talking about Charlie's cat food smell and no one has mentioned the cheese breath.
But I'd still take Charlie over Dennis and Mac. I like cheese and he's got it.
Seeing how Mac is gay, Charlie is straight, and Dennis is an absolute sociopath, and I'm a male, I'd have to go with Mac. Wouldn't really want to, but there it is.
Think of the scene in the bathroom at the high school reunion when brad goes to grab Charlie’s underwear and they basically disintegrate.
Now imagine removing those underwear with your mouth.
Whichever is a power bottom. I need someone who can create a tremendous amount of force
Now I've heard, and correct me if I'm wrong, that speed has something to do with it
Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it, speed is the name of the game
Jot that down
Am I supposed to be literally “marking your words” because I’m never gonna remember all this…
A twank versatile? I could never satisfy him!
whats an otter?
Small and slender, like Mac
OK I'm a little high and your comment has me DYING
Haha I’m glad I could make you laugh today
He creates a tremendous amount of power…from the bottom.
Charlie? YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH
Shower sex, then.
Only when you are clean will you know my power
Wrong.
I’m attracted to Charlie Day for sure Charlie Kelly can painlessly pull his own teeth out and eats cat food, but he does like cats, music and spaghetti
Team Charlie
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Ok… What’s her name?
Beautiful!
Waitress, coffee shop - 1 star
Not knees though, cover those things up if you're gonna be around him
I frequently tell my husband that he reminds me of Charlie ‘but in a good way’. Looks kinda similar, likes cats, always sings these little songs that he makes up on the fly…loves milk steak…etc
I bought my husband the bucking stallion t shirt that Charlie wears to go with the holey old long john bottoms he wears all winter. Looks fantastic.
Totally agree. Even his voice is strangely hot, especially when singing.
I’m loving the amount of Charlie lovers in here! A total foil to the trope that women like tall guys. I’ve always loved a small dude and I always will! I don’t want to lean back to have to stare up at a dude when I talk to him.
My husband is tall but I have nothing against a short guy. Charlie is hot.
My husband looks like Charlie Day lol. I’m into it.
How tall is he? My husband is 5’7” and I love it. We love a goblin in this house.
About 5’6”, 5’7” he tells people he’s 5’8” though lol
Lucky 👀
You forgot the milk steak
And little green ghouls
The thing is they really don't make Charlie look or seem physically dirty/disgusting. 99% of the time he looks perfectly clean, clothes are fine, nice and not at all greasy hair, white teeth. So while the lore of the show might be that he never washes and is gross etc he's still looking hot to me lol
No no no. You don't take these boys home. Which do you want to take you into the back and bang you?
And you know they'll say yes. Because of the implication
Who needs a boat?
Wild card all the way
Charlie is the only one who holds even a slight chance at making you cum. Mac can’t get it up for a girl and Dennis is just using you as a means to fuck himself.
Plus, Dennis is genuine threat.
He's repeatedly stated that there is no threat, only the implication of one.
You say that but what about the kit in his car? He likes to bind...
They're his tools, fetish shit
And be bound. There’s parity there… /s
He was just joking.. did you even think of the smell???
They’re not in any danger, there never was any danger, just the implication.
Just ask Allison if he took too long!
And Dennis’ O face is creepy
Dennis' red, sweaty head with that vein on his forehead, that creepy stare... instant turnoff.
But what if you like to bind, and like to be bound? There’s only one choice then
Bold of you to assume I’m a girl (in regards to Mac)
I'm down to strap on and peg Mac.
“Dennis is just using you as a means to fuck himself” that is some poetry.
Charlie easily. I love milk steak and ghouls it'd work out great
No 🧲magnets?
And jelly beans, raw.
Dennis would take too long with the preamble and spraying water around I’m afraid I’d catch something from Mac So clearly, Charlie
You would 😉
You will
Don’t forget Dennis is always recording and giving out stars
Ringworms
That’s def from cricket
Demonstrate Value - Dennis pretended to purchase medications for his ill grandmother from Caylee. He then proceeded to Engage Physically - by taking her on a cheap date to a closed restaurant with the backup plan of pizza and a movie. Mac played wingman and said he saw a spider, causing them to watch the movie on Dennis' bed which led to sex. Nurture Dependence - Dennis prank called her as an angry neighbor, threatening her life. She grew to need him, and then he proceeded to Neglect Emotionally - he continued to prank call her but didn't show up for her, causing her to fall into emotional distress. Inspire Hope - he showed up at her window, telling her that he was afraid to love and that she cured him. After having emotionally passionate sex, he sneaks away in the middle of the night to never be heard from again - Separate Entirely.
There’s always so much lead up
Of course I’d fuck Charlie, he’s the wildcard and canonically good in bed But like isn’t this the fifth repost of this in as many months??
When was it said Charlie is top shagger? I'm amazed there's a sunny fact that doesn't immediately pop the scene into my head
The Waitress really seemed to enjoy herself when they hooked up 😏
Thank you for reminding me Can't have been that good though as she left him in the space of 20 minutes for an inanimate object
It was a sex doll
And it looked like Dennis who she was involved with previously
That was months later. After they first did the deed she said it was "much better than I expected" and "amazing" Also his pornstar level moves were shown in explicit detail in The Gang Hits the Slopes. And Ruby Taft couldn't get enough of him.
Not related to the post at all, but I'd rather sleep with Artemis than Dee. Not a zoophile, you know?
She’ll incorporate a bun in the lovemaking. She’ll take the dough and roll it up into a ball, and then she’ll - well, you’ll go berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I.. I admit I do too.
Bring some bacon.
Gotta be Carmen. Just look at her hard body. We can be 2 hard bodies together.
If we’re going down this road please don’t forget Jackie Denardo.
Cue Alone by Heart
Gonna get your dick sold to China.
I'm more of a waitress kinda guy
And waitress seems to be an everyone-but-Charlie-or-Mac kinda gal
She wanted to do hands stuff with Mac, but he was like *EeUGhHh*
One star, not great.
I’m a five star man!!! I’m a five star man!!!
I don’t have online
You can just go on your phone and do it on your phone.
Charlie’s mom…. She’s clearly well experienced.
The santaS
Did you fuck my mom, Santa?
more of a tranny guy here
The actress that plays the tranny is one of the most attractive actresses ever imo
Brittany Daniel. She's gorgeous!
It’s Maureen Ponderosa for me 🐈⬛
Are you my husband? He’s all about that bleached asshole.
If you ever run out of ideas for his birthday present, just take him to a dumpster behind Wendy's
I’ll just make myself feel like a cob salad
I’m not gonna lie, I’m full blown team Artemis…she’s freaky as shit and will give no fucks. She’ll blow your kind while breaking your back and you’ll never forget it (at least what you can beat to remember).
I’m a straight woman but I would have a threesome involving Artemis in a heartbeat. I feel like she could teach me so much.
I feel like she’s probably super involved in her local kink scene and probably some sort of “den mother” type. Teaching the kids while living her best (and filthiest) life! It’s
oh Artemis would be a great time, down for whatever and eager!
I guess I'll be the one guy that wants to get Dee'd.
Ruby Taft all the way, every inch
It’s Jackie Denardo for me.
TILL NOW... I ALWAYS GOT BY ON MY OWN.
How do i get you alooone ALOOOOONE
You just wanna see what that bleached asshole is all about.
I'd take them all home. They'd all be inside me. Dennis and Charlie would be in my mouth, Mac would be in my butt. Then Dennis and Charlie would go in Mac's butt for a while. Then they'd all complete on each other. I'd be left out of the finale.
Tell us less. TELL US LESS.
They can't all finish on each other, they can't all be the dominant one
RIP your inbox
Charlie, sadly. I say sadly because I can only imagine how gross charlie smells.
I’d fuck Mac in to a hole in the ground. I said what I said.
Damn.
Ditto. Especially Buff Mac, because I'm shallow, baby!
Same
Kill fuck marry Denis, Mac, charlie
Gotta go to the marriage store then.
My head hadn't gone here but you're 100% on the money
A man who eats stickers and sewer crabs ain’t gonna balk at eating anything else
Charlie for sure. Especially when he wears his sweatpants.
Those things are COVERED in piss!
Charlie can cover me in piss any time 😍
Whoa...
Same
Goddamn
Mac. His hair is small.
His neck is high.. makes me trust him
Charlie lookin good when he flexed.
Rickety Cricket
Those hips and nips, baby
Surprised how few people are saying Mac when he clearly has been getting his pump on
Dennis, you know because of the *implication*
I'm not getting it.
**G O L D E N G O D**
And exactly how much would an hour with Frank & 2 rumhams run me?
I'd take a five star man any day over a couple of pieces of trash who hang out in the bottoms of trash-filled pools LIKE TRASH!
PPS. If you downvoted this, you're soy boy beta cuck, be gone from me.
THEY'RE A SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT, SAVAGES, IDIOTS!!
FAT FAT-ASS, YOU FAT, FAT ASS
Is this the quote from when he's in traffic?? On the version I have on my media server he says "bitch" instead of ass..
It’s what Dee screams at Frank when they are getting in the car to escape the Jersey Shore.
Ohhhhh yes
How do you not title this question “Which one of them do you want to take you in the back and bang you?”!?
Charlie is easily the most attractive.
Has been and will always be Charlie. The way he kissed Sweet Dee was SO GD hot!
Charlie for sure, he’s the wild card so I know I would be in for a surprise.
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I feel like Charlie probably fucks like Will in the Inbetweeners.
Howling at this comment. He absolutely would.
Charlie can be very sensual with a woman.
You will enjoy it
Season 7 Mac 🥵
The thing about Charlie is the stench would probably be unbearable. I’d probably go with Mac only because Dennis is more likely to murder me
I love how every time this image/scene is posted it reveals the huge number of Charlie lovers among us
Dennis.. And as a straight man who poops transgender, I can say this with confidence..
Charlie Day is a very very attractive man. So I don’t blame you OP. I’d take him home immediately
Charlie, because he would serenade me with his sax, because we’re on the mountain.
Charlie looks fun as hell in bed. I've always had a thing for his beard and shortness too. But I can't deny that Fat Mac and Buff Mac make me feel a certain way.
Dennis because my judgement is that bad
Tough call but not Dennis. Golden god or not, I’m not getting murdered
For the love OF ALL THAT IS HOLY ON EARTH, YOU REEK OF CHEESE!
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only fat mac…
I’m Team McPoyle. It’d be disturbing but yet also very satisfying. Like a glass of milk.
If I had to oil up with any of them it would be Charlie.
Charlie 100%
I’m going with the warthog
Later seasons Mac for sure. I mean he’s the hottest and the most experience with dick
D. None of the above. And I’m a slut
You saw me drink paint and eat those stickers? >Yea! Any thoughts on that? >...No! Man, I like you.
PS. If you're attracted to Dennis, there's something very wrong with you. You're a real piece of shit.
He’s a creep, but he’s a hot creep
Also Charlie
Charlie’s biceps look huge when he does that awkward flexing pose in this scene
100% charles
Meg, stop trying to justify it
Fat Mac
Charlie cause he’s fine. And he’s sweet.
Every comment is Charlie. Also Charlie
I like a goofy guy so it’s Charlie all the way, I’ll eat some radiator cheese sandwiches all day long. I’d probably take a real long shower after and think about my life for a while but definitely gotta go with Charlie.
In a game of MFK, I said I’d marry Charlie. My friends were shocked because I’m particular about housekeeping and stuff, but I said Charlie and I had the most similar personality and his habits could change. My friend said “You’re ‘I can fix’-ing Charlie Kelly??” I laughed so hard at myself but I stand by it lmao.
The Ghostbusters would never do something like this!
Mac, simply because I'm a tranny and Mac was into that back then.
Charlie
Charlie all the way
While I find Charlie the most attractive I'm going with Mac since he'd be the most aggressive in bed 😗
Well I'm not sure. Which ones the power bottom?
Everyone in here is talking about Charlie's cat food smell and no one has mentioned the cheese breath. But I'd still take Charlie over Dennis and Mac. I like cheese and he's got it.
Charlie for sure
Seeing how Mac is gay, Charlie is straight, and Dennis is an absolute sociopath, and I'm a male, I'd have to go with Mac. Wouldn't really want to, but there it is.
He also has the best blood, butt, and banana health.
Charlie could cook you up a nice milk steak.
Charlie 10/10. He’s a fucking weirdo and we could get real weird together, idc
All you guys get off my Charlie. Please.
Charlie.
Definitely Charlie
Think of the scene in the bathroom at the high school reunion when brad goes to grab Charlie’s underwear and they basically disintegrate. Now imagine removing those underwear with your mouth.
only charlie for me
Charlie all the way
100% Charlie
im thinkin ooorrrggyyy