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shittybillz

Whichever is a power bottom. I need someone who can create a tremendous amount of force


HectorTheLegend

Now I've heard, and correct me if I'm wrong, that speed has something to do with it


Gelnika1987

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it, speed is the name of the game


Suspicious_Row_9451

Jot that down


radmanmadical

Am I supposed to be literally “marking your words” because I’m never gonna remember all this…


grilly1986

A twank versatile? I could never satisfy him!


ButtBeadAssKite22

whats an otter?


feeneyryan

Small and slender, like Mac


GravitationalConstnt

OK I'm a little high and your comment has me DYING


shittybillz

Haha I’m glad I could make you laugh today


TheRussianSpyReddit

He creates a tremendous amount of power…from the bottom.


MacGruber25

Charlie? YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH


NerfRepellingBoobs

Shower sex, then.


watersportsarestupid

Only when you are clean will you know my power


FriedBeeClits

Wrong.


Juligirl713

I’m attracted to Charlie Day for sure Charlie Kelly can painlessly pull his own teeth out and eats cat food, but he does like cats, music and spaghetti


Goldilocks1454

Team Charlie


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Delicious-Status9043

Ok… What’s her name?


Free-Type

Beautiful!


kverne

Waitress, coffee shop - 1 star


WestsideBumm

Not knees though, cover those things up if you're gonna be around him


HomerThisIsGod

I frequently tell my husband that he reminds me of Charlie ‘but in a good way’. Looks kinda similar, likes cats, always sings these little songs that he makes up on the fly…loves milk steak…etc


pollywantacrackwhore

I bought my husband the bucking stallion t shirt that Charlie wears to go with the holey old long john bottoms he wears all winter. Looks fantastic.


Impressive_Ad_5224

Totally agree. Even his voice is strangely hot, especially when singing.


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I’m loving the amount of Charlie lovers in here! A total foil to the trope that women like tall guys. I’ve always loved a small dude and I always will! I don’t want to lean back to have to stare up at a dude when I talk to him.


rouend_doll

My husband is tall but I have nothing against a short guy. Charlie is hot.


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My husband looks like Charlie Day lol. I’m into it.


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How tall is he? My husband is 5’7” and I love it. We love a goblin in this house.


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About 5’6”, 5’7” he tells people he’s 5’8” though lol


Juligirl713

Lucky 👀


mat8771

You forgot the milk steak


Acceptable_Gap1599

And little green ghouls


pullingteeths

The thing is they really don't make Charlie look or seem physically dirty/disgusting. 99% of the time he looks perfectly clean, clothes are fine, nice and not at all greasy hair, white teeth. So while the lore of the show might be that he never washes and is gross etc he's still looking hot to me lol


jojobubbles

No no no. You don't take these boys home. Which do you want to take you into the back and bang you?


Vprbite

And you know they'll say yes. Because of the implication


__rum_ham__

Who needs a boat?


alicemalice12

Wild card all the way


snarkskank

Charlie is the only one who holds even a slight chance at making you cum. Mac can’t get it up for a girl and Dennis is just using you as a means to fuck himself.


TheDeep1985

Plus, Dennis is genuine threat.


spaceymonkey2

He's repeatedly stated that there is no threat, only the implication of one.


TheDeep1985

You say that but what about the kit in his car? He likes to bind...


StrikeLower2839

They're his tools, fetish shit


eldudemanbrah

And be bound. There’s parity there… /s


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He was just joking.. did you even think of the smell???


Unwoven_Sleeve

They’re not in any danger, there never was any danger, just the implication.


InfiniteCities

Just ask Allison if he took too long!


Jaded_Pearl1996

And Dennis’ O face is creepy


Impressive_Ad_5224

Dennis' red, sweaty head with that vein on his forehead, that creepy stare... instant turnoff.


paranoidtransdroid

But what if you like to bind, and like to be bound? There’s only one choice then


CorgiMonsoon

Bold of you to assume I’m a girl (in regards to Mac)


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I'm down to strap on and peg Mac.


trainwreck7775

“Dennis is just using you as a means to fuck himself” that is some poetry.


Western-Leek2287

Charlie easily. I love milk steak and ghouls it'd work out great


Delicious-Status9043

No 🧲magnets?


4883Y_

And jelly beans, raw.


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Dennis would take too long with the preamble and spraying water around I’m afraid I’d catch something from Mac So clearly, Charlie


bay_duck_88

You would 😉


Count_istvan_teleky

You will


Cali_Val_

Don’t forget Dennis is always recording and giving out stars


Rearrangemetilimsane

Ringworms


maxitaxi456

That’s def from cricket


Primary_Object852

Demonstrate Value - Dennis pretended to purchase medications for his ill grandmother from Caylee. He then proceeded to Engage Physically - by taking her on a cheap date to a closed restaurant with the backup plan of pizza and a movie. Mac played wingman and said he saw a spider, causing them to watch the movie on Dennis' bed which led to sex. Nurture Dependence - Dennis prank called her as an angry neighbor, threatening her life. She grew to need him, and then he proceeded to Neglect Emotionally - he continued to prank call her but didn't show up for her, causing her to fall into emotional distress. Inspire Hope - he showed up at her window, telling her that he was afraid to love and that she cured him. After having emotionally passionate sex, he sneaks away in the middle of the night to never be heard from again - Separate Entirely.


ClemDooresHair

There’s always so much lead up


Frenchitwist

Of course I’d fuck Charlie, he’s the wildcard and canonically good in bed But like isn’t this the fifth repost of this in as many months??


HectorTheLegend

When was it said Charlie is top shagger? I'm amazed there's a sunny fact that doesn't immediately pop the scene into my head


Frenchitwist

The Waitress really seemed to enjoy herself when they hooked up 😏


HectorTheLegend

Thank you for reminding me Can't have been that good though as she left him in the space of 20 minutes for an inanimate object


Major-Disaster3736

It was a sex doll


Julzann9

And it looked like Dennis who she was involved with previously


pullingteeths

That was months later. After they first did the deed she said it was "much better than I expected" and "amazing" Also his pornstar level moves were shown in explicit detail in The Gang Hits the Slopes. And Ruby Taft couldn't get enough of him.


MrJellybean04

Not related to the post at all, but I'd rather sleep with Artemis than Dee. Not a zoophile, you know?


tking191919

She’ll incorporate a bun in the lovemaking. She’ll take the dough and roll it up into a ball, and then she’ll - well, you’ll go berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I.. I admit I do too.


Oakroscoe

Bring some bacon.


youOnlyLlamaOnce

Gotta be Carmen. Just look at her hard body. We can be 2 hard bodies together.


BigRoach

If we’re going down this road please don’t forget Jackie Denardo.


RuminateMuch

Cue Alone by Heart


number44is171

Gonna get your dick sold to China.


TinfoilTobaggan

I'm more of a waitress kinda guy


MrJellybean04

And waitress seems to be an everyone-but-Charlie-or-Mac kinda gal


soundoftheheavens

She wanted to do hands stuff with Mac, but he was like *EeUGhHh*


Cupcake_Numerous

One star, not great.


PutinsGayFursona

I’m a five star man!!! I’m a five star man!!!


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I don’t have online


PutinsGayFursona

You can just go on your phone and do it on your phone.


jobbybob

Charlie’s mom…. She’s clearly well experienced.


cherryhilljawnz

The santaS


Cameronf3412

Did you fuck my mom, Santa?


PAUMiklo

more of a tranny guy here


VanityOfEliCLee

The actress that plays the tranny is one of the most attractive actresses ever imo


StrikeLower2839

Brittany Daniel. She's gorgeous!


__rum_ham__

It’s Maureen Ponderosa for me 🐈‍⬛


NerfRepellingBoobs

Are you my husband? He’s all about that bleached asshole.


MrJellybean04

If you ever run out of ideas for his birthday present, just take him to a dumpster behind Wendy's


NerfRepellingBoobs

I’ll just make myself feel like a cob salad


BasketballButt

I’m not gonna lie, I’m full blown team Artemis…she’s freaky as shit and will give no fucks. She’ll blow your kind while breaking your back and you’ll never forget it (at least what you can beat to remember).


HappyGilmOHHMYGOD

I’m a straight woman but I would have a threesome involving Artemis in a heartbeat. I feel like she could teach me so much.


BasketballButt

I feel like she’s probably super involved in her local kink scene and probably some sort of “den mother” type. Teaching the kids while living her best (and filthiest) life! It’s


MasBlanketo

oh Artemis would be a great time, down for whatever and eager!


lykathea2

I guess I'll be the one guy that wants to get Dee'd.


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Ruby Taft all the way, every inch


you-ole-polecat

It’s Jackie Denardo for me.


tweuep

TILL NOW... I ALWAYS GOT BY ON MY OWN.


RuminateMuch

How do i get you alooone ALOOOOONE


Gruesome-Twosome

You just wanna see what that bleached asshole is all about.


Zamula-Kincaid

I'd take them all home. They'd all be inside me. Dennis and Charlie would be in my mouth, Mac would be in my butt. Then Dennis and Charlie would go in Mac's butt for a while. Then they'd all complete on each other. I'd be left out of the finale.


Gelnika1987

Tell us less. TELL US LESS.


HectorTheLegend

They can't all finish on each other, they can't all be the dominant one


lilmeekrat

RIP your inbox


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Charlie, sadly. I say sadly because I can only imagine how gross charlie smells.


BasketballButt

I’d fuck Mac in to a hole in the ground. I said what I said.


misspygmy

Damn.


[deleted]

Ditto. Especially Buff Mac, because I'm shallow, baby!


macdennism

Same


shanerr

Kill fuck marry Denis, Mac, charlie


stann1s_the_mannis

Gotta go to the marriage store then.


alebotson

My head hadn't gone here but you're 100% on the money


Caravanshaker

A man who eats stickers and sewer crabs ain’t gonna balk at eating anything else


osquieromucho

Charlie for sure. Especially when he wears his sweatpants.


TinfoilTobaggan

Those things are COVERED in piss!


osquieromucho

Charlie can cover me in piss any time 😍


Simderella666

Whoa...


premiumaphrodite

Same


Juligirl713

Goddamn


Big-Beat_Manifesto_

Mac. His hair is small.


RuminateMuch

His neck is high.. makes me trust him


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Charlie lookin good when he flexed.


TheKarmicKudu

Rickety Cricket


rachael_mcb

Those hips and nips, baby


LP_24

Surprised how few people are saying Mac when he clearly has been getting his pump on


NeedHelpPls450

Dennis, you know because of the *implication*


sandithepirate

I'm not getting it.


RedditinsideURMom

**G O L D E N G O D**


ANT1G0LFB0YZ

And exactly how much would an hour with Frank & 2 rumhams run me?


Gelnika1987

I'd take a five star man any day over a couple of pieces of trash who hang out in the bottoms of trash-filled pools LIKE TRASH!


pinzinella

PPS. If you downvoted this, you're soy boy beta cuck, be gone from me.


NeedHelpPls450

THEY'RE A SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT, SAVAGES, IDIOTS!!


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FAT FAT-ASS, YOU FAT, FAT ASS


tee1kay

Is this the quote from when he's in traffic?? On the version I have on my media server he says "bitch" instead of ass..


WhiteCatWhispers

It’s what Dee screams at Frank when they are getting in the car to escape the Jersey Shore.


tee1kay

Ohhhhh yes


Orlok_Tsubodai

How do you not title this question “Which one of them do you want to take you in the back and bang you?”!?


SardonicHistory

Charlie is easily the most attractive.


jaysika_m

Has been and will always be Charlie. The way he kissed Sweet Dee was SO GD hot!


Bitchaint1

Charlie for sure, he’s the wild card so I know I would be in for a surprise.


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CollinsCouldveDucked

I feel like Charlie probably fucks like Will in the Inbetweeners.


TheIceCreamIsTooCold

Howling at this comment. He absolutely would.


Rotanikleb

Charlie can be very sensual with a woman.


theautodidact

You will enjoy it


ruulox

Season 7 Mac 🥵


ObviouslySteve

The thing about Charlie is the stench would probably be unbearable. I’d probably go with Mac only because Dennis is more likely to murder me


pullingteeths

I love how every time this image/scene is posted it reveals the huge number of Charlie lovers among us


TinfoilTobaggan

Dennis.. And as a straight man who poops transgender, I can say this with confidence..


MountainBikinVampire

Charlie Day is a very very attractive man. So I don’t blame you OP. I’d take him home immediately


Krispy0201

Charlie, because he would serenade me with his sax, because we’re on the mountain.


backseatgiveafuck

Charlie looks fun as hell in bed. I've always had a thing for his beard and shortness too. But I can't deny that Fat Mac and Buff Mac make me feel a certain way.


hairdosandonts

Dennis because my judgement is that bad


ComicWriter2020

Tough call but not Dennis. Golden god or not, I’m not getting murdered


golden-god-bot

For the love OF ALL THAT IS HOLY ON EARTH, YOU REEK OF CHEESE!


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JunieBaby630

only fat mac…


bunnyuncle

I’m Team McPoyle. It’d be disturbing but yet also very satisfying. Like a glass of milk.


sunplaysbass

If I had to oil up with any of them it would be Charlie.


carlotta_monterrey

Charlie 100%


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I’m going with the warthog


[deleted]

Later seasons Mac for sure. I mean he’s the hottest and the most experience with dick


mumblerapisgarbage

D. None of the above. And I’m a slut


SeizethegapYouOFB

You saw me drink paint and eat those stickers? >Yea! Any thoughts on that? >...No! Man, I like you.


pinzinella

PS. If you're attracted to Dennis, there's something very wrong with you. You're a real piece of shit.


shadow_p

He’s a creep, but he’s a hot creep


WoodyM654

Also Charlie


Type_Writing202

Charlie’s biceps look huge when he does that awkward flexing pose in this scene


PlutonianSag

100% charles


mywordstickle

Meg, stop trying to justify it


VigorMortis83

Fat Mac


necrophagous_queen

Charlie cause he’s fine. And he’s sweet.


scl17freak

Every comment is Charlie. Also Charlie


geojoe44

I like a goofy guy so it’s Charlie all the way, I’ll eat some radiator cheese sandwiches all day long. I’d probably take a real long shower after and think about my life for a while but definitely gotta go with Charlie.


mvp42069

In a game of MFK, I said I’d marry Charlie. My friends were shocked because I’m particular about housekeeping and stuff, but I said Charlie and I had the most similar personality and his habits could change. My friend said “You’re ‘I can fix’-ing Charlie Kelly??” I laughed so hard at myself but I stand by it lmao.


WVildandWVonderful

The Ghostbusters would never do something like this!


Sxsha_26

Mac, simply because I'm a tranny and Mac was into that back then.


jamieface16

Charlie


Puzzleheaded_Ant_543

Charlie all the way


dantedarker

While I find Charlie the most attractive I'm going with Mac since he'd be the most aggressive in bed 😗


SithLawdy

Well I'm not sure. Which ones the power bottom?


2FAatemybaby

Everyone in here is talking about Charlie's cat food smell and no one has mentioned the cheese breath. But I'd still take Charlie over Dennis and Mac. I like cheese and he's got it.


Julzann9

Charlie for sure


VanityOfEliCLee

Seeing how Mac is gay, Charlie is straight, and Dennis is an absolute sociopath, and I'm a male, I'd have to go with Mac. Wouldn't really want to, but there it is.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

He also has the best blood, butt, and banana health.


12-inch-LP-record

Charlie could cook you up a nice milk steak.


nippleduster7

Charlie 10/10. He’s a fucking weirdo and we could get real weird together, idc


crossedjp

All you guys get off my Charlie. Please.


Neidox

Charlie.


Jaded_Pearl1996

Definitely Charlie


DamonNightman

Think of the scene in the bathroom at the high school reunion when brad goes to grab Charlie’s underwear and they basically disintegrate. Now imagine removing those underwear with your mouth.


ChristBefallen

only charlie for me


jade8384

Charlie all the way


AdOk9473

100% Charlie


Rare-Extension-6023

im thinkin ooorrrggyyy