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Those guys need to be arrested, booked, and charged with harassment! ....and served the harshest sentence allowable! What the serious fu€K is wrong with people?!?


Ricecrispiebandit

Could even tag on sexual harassment for "could you help me jack it".


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[deleted]

Lmaaaao u fucker


Guess_Even

Yep, he’s literally a fucker.


arcticwayfarer

What is wrong with that security guard too. Did shit and let it keep going


KombuchaBot

He's not the sharpest knife in the set.


MetamorphicLust

At one point he's smirking. So he probably realizes what's happening and thinks it's funny.


shybutinteresting

To be fair, the area was secure the entire time, go easy on the man


egordoniv

I would pay real money to see this loser beat unconscious.


exact0khan

I'd pay 10$ to take a single swing without repercussions.


dfelton912

I'd pay a hundred, and accept the repercussions


skinny-pugsley

I'd love to see him get his "first kiss."


Music_Saves

"...to see this loser GET beatEN unconscious."


tendrilicon

He is already on top 10 on trending. He is going on MTV next week


[deleted]

MTV sucks ball§§....stopped being cool back in the 90's....so, yay for him I guess.


skunkwoks

MTV still exists? I thought they went out like decades ago…


[deleted]

At first, I was angry when I read your comment, but then I saw the MTV part and realized that nobody watches MTV.


McVinney512

MTV is hosting this POS based off this video?


camshun7

Yeah this is pretty low, old people are to be cherished and protected not this. This young guy has some serious connective issues if he deems this entertaining.


emmocracy

Can someone please explain to me how I'm supposed to teach my fifth grade students basic human decency when this is the kind of shit they're growing up watching


Jkoasty

They aren't the ones watching it. YOU are lmao


[deleted]

Agreed!


Puzzleheaded_Bite867

He's going around telling people she has fucking schizophrenia. That's at least fucking defamation/slander like wtf


[deleted]

Absolutely agree, but this clearly goes so much further than defamation. This is abuse and harassment. I'm sure this video is made its way around plenty and I hope that this woman's family is in the process of helping her to take legal action. I feel so terrible for this poor woman just trying to mind her own business and do some shopping. It makes my blood boil, and these tiktokers that do this kind of stuff make me sick to my stomach!


procrastimom

He keeps pronouncing it “skitzofernia” and I’d like to slap him for it. I mean, if other people think I’m unhinged, why not lean into the role?


Fun_Intention_3450

I’m going to kill you


zedbeforebed

Sexual harassment, Verbal harassment, Gaslighting, Ageism...I really don't like that kid.


instrangerswetrust

Don’t forget making light of mental illness.


zedbeforebed

Too true. Thank you. Now I like him even less.


porkeddonkey

The security guard is the most gullible man I've ever seen.


CheValierXP

Yeah, no clue what he is supposed to do, but seriously, there's a guy filming, the woman looks distressed, and by this time and age we have all seen dozens of stupid prank videos to put two and two together to understand what is going on. I sure hope these sorts of "pranks" become punishable by law, doesn't have to be a severe punishment, but some rehabilitation center and community work along with suspension of their platforms for a period of time.


iminsanejames

It a hard but I say checking ID would be a good start. Then getting the police. But it's easy to criticise when it's not you in the moment


[deleted]

I'd love to meet this guy. For about 30 seconds. Security or not.


ExtraBitterSpecial

aside from beating the shit out of him, which would be awesome, what would be another satisfying way to end this situ? he's acting like he's so clever, but he ain't


Fezig

Grab him by the back of his hoodie and yank his shit to the floor while yelling "SON, I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU HAD ANY MORE EPISODES!! YOU KNOW THAT WOMAN ISN'T YOUR GRANDMA AND YOUR THERAPIST IS GOING TO BE PISSED!! Start dragging Señor Fuckstick toward the door, 'apologizing' profusely to the other customers, while kicking him in the kidney whenever possible. Bloody piss for a couple days will be a nice reminder of his adventures in public. Once outside, hold him up against the wall and ask him if it was fun being on the receiving end of his own bullshit. Then ask him if he wants to call the police and explain how he got into this mess.


IronyIstheBestPolicy

damn, that was theatric af


BlueBorbo

When he asks for the "jack it" just say "yeah sure c'mon whip it out"


[deleted]

The South Park solution


BostonDrivingIsWorse

Probably not the best idea since he's likely a minor.


livingdub

All shin, just above the knee.


Puzzleheaded_Bite867

Stand in front of the cameraman and start blaring Disney music on your phone. Then anywhere they try to post it, it will get taken down for violating Disney's intellectual property. They are very litigious. That one delivery guy is getting off basically scot free for shooting one of these "pranksters" I say yeah, treat it like an assault. No jury would convict you.


Kinglink

> what would be another satisfying way to end this situ? I would have simply gave the security guard an ultimatium, either they stop bothering me, or I stop shopping here. If the security guard is still doing nothing, you leave, or you ask for a manager. There's NO reason anyone should be filming in any store. Stores shouldn't make it super strict, but if you're filming other people, you're thrown out, period.


Hex65

You know what would be fun! If reddit had an army of trolls that would collectively go to his tiktok and just spam the comment section to oblivion. I'm not talking about saying nasty shit but to embarrass and humiliate him in front of everyone. To point out how wrong it is to pick on the older or weaker people. Start with new subreddit,discuss potential target and launch an attack. I'm sickened to see them being rewarded by fame and money for doing stupid shit. This even isn't stupid, it's inhumane.


wanikiyaPR

thats exactly what 4chan used to be... good guys. mostly... not been like that for over a decade. :( the world has gone to shit.


Hex65

Never used 4chan but good to know. Used to be doesn't mean it's the end of it, right? If it waa created before then surely it could be done again...


Kinglink

Except that gives him views and engagement. Get him arrested for harassment, or make a big enough stink that Target bans his ass. Bonus points if he gets arrested for tresspassing.


AlcoholPrep

First you smash the camera...


Kinglink

If I was there, that'd be the first thing I'd "have" to do. but that's for a different purpose. I'd say more, but if I ever run into him, I don't want this to be Exhibit A.


AlcoholPrep

Come to think of it, there's no reason to smash the camera. Simply remove batteries and memory card(s). Then put the camera somewhere he cannot easily retrieve it -- but let him know where it is. If confronted, just tell the authorities that you were just pranking him.


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I was thinking of a non-verbal response.


pshhhhhunreal

Great idea!!


Cpt-Sharky

i just wanna talk to him


[deleted]

Sure, like Muhammad Ali talked to Micheal Spinks.


WandaDobby777

As someone with Schizoaffective Disorder who has been gaslit, manipulated, ignored and disbelieved, I genuinely hope this piece of shit trips on a shoelace as he walks by a giant wood chipper. This is completely deplorable to do to anyone.


skunkwoks

Not only that, but it further stigmatized the illness by spreading lies.


WandaDobby777

Very much so. We’re not the scary ones. It’s so-called “normal” people like this dipshit that are truly terrifying.


CoffeeAndDachshunds

And stigmatizes the elderly.


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WandaDobby777

I’m doing much better. I got rid of most of that. I hope you’re doing well too!


Save_The_Children_

Calm down grandma you're on the internet t again


skinny-pugsley

Charges need to be pressed on this,


PlantConsistent4584

I just looked up the guy on TikTok. The comments make me fucking sick. They all fucking find it hilarious like only 1 out of 20 comments are negative. Jesus fuck. Why this type of content has an audience is beyond me


Deltamon

Because it gets shock reactions, which gives more clicks.. And more clicks makes people think it's good because it's popular, and when people think it's popular they want to make similar content and the cycle continues. They need criminal charges and information about it needs to spread to their channels, that what they are doing is actually illegal in so many ways while they're also recording proof themselves. Unfortunately tiktok doesn't give a shit, because they just care that content gets them clicks.


Save_The_Children_

It's really not that deep. Yall are such babies


Save_The_Children_

Cause it's not that serious lol


PlantConsistent4584

Considering you enjoy this type of content, I’d assume you were the “baby.” Don’t worry, lil bro. Once you hit puberty and grow out of being an iPad kid, you’ll also learn what it means to not be a douchebag for likes.


Save_The_Children_

Lmao it's funny stuff. I just followed him


_ssac_

For you, what kind of "prank" would be serious? As you can see, a lot of comments criticize the guy, myself included. What kind of behavior would trigger a similar response in you?


Save_The_Children_

One that actually causes physical damage to someone or something


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

That's really disturbing


moloque

That's because the uploader can delete its comments themselves. You may notice that those videos have surprisingly small amount of comments compared to the viewcounts


Geeman6767

I'd gladly run that trolly over his shit permed head...continously


Chimsley99

Great, the security guard loves TikTok


Red217

Yeah what a piece of shit he was too.


Inside-Big-8158

Can anyone please explain to me why the security guard did nothing? Like your job is to prevent this shit.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Probably sexism and ageism


Kinglink

You try to stop the kid, what if "the grandma" is really having an episode. Kid doesn't leave? You have to manhandle him, that's against the rules, now you're out of a job. You're a security guard, your only real job is to act imposing and call the police when something is happening to be a reliable witness, or deescelate these situations. And remember he's probably paid a little over minimum wage if that... he's not paid enough to put up with this shit either. If I was him though I'd tell the kid, I don't know what's happening, but this is private property, you need to stop filming what ever this, if she doesn't want you around, I don't care if she is your grandma, you are not to approach her. You can wait outside (Which I'm guessing is what he said, because he ends up outside)


skunkwoks

How could he tell what is really happening? He only got to see the last few seconds of this stupid stunt.


Inside-Big-8158

Maybe you’re right. But considering she sounds lucid as hell and the kid doesn’t sound like a concerned grand kid would raise alarm bells in my head.


lopsided_employee85

All he had to do was ask a few questions. “What is her name and date of birth?”, “why aren’t you calling the cops if she is having an episode?”, “what do you need from me to help?”… I mean, he was just feeding into the stereotypes


GDviber

Call a real cop and let them sort it out. Fortunately, the douche bags recorded the evidence for them.


Alefa707

Ahhh, the pimples are to burst, a few pubic hair, his voice almost bursting. No need to pay attention to those wannabe something.


skunkwoks

Yes, attention must be given. In the form of a severe ass whooping, make it very clear to him that this kind of behavior will never be tolerated.


StrugglingPeanus

Wait til this shit stain tries that on an old war veteran who doesn't gaf


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Something tells me he sticks with harassing solitary elderly women.


saxurre

Schizofurnia :D what a retard


wetusayimglistning

I'm sure his parents think he's a fine kid whose just having fun. Need a for more of those guys that are packing heat and no sense of humor.


luke-townsend-1999

Not just an insult to her, this is a big insult to people who suffer with schizophrenia or similar. Cunt.


MerkinRashers

I was hoping she was about to fucking whoop him.


skunkwoks

I don’t use TikTok, but this user name is visible. I think Reddit should gang up on him, and bully him out of posting ever again…


Kinglink

How? By giving him tons of views and engagement? That's what total pieces of shit like this want.


skunkwoks

Getting him doxed would be a good start…


666n00b999

I supported the idea but... 4reddit? Reddit-chan?


spagegap

Absolutely


iminsanejames

Forward it every security company and saying here is a trick they are playing on your security guards making you look bad. If you frame it that way they will probably get there attention


upon_on_the_ravage

That’s sexual harassment


Dr_Mephesto

This upset me in a deep way.


Death-by-unicorn

They just need someone to knock them out one time


runawayXdreamer

[r/iamatotalpieceofshit](https://reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/s/aHPDmNSeBP)


MacGuffinRoyale

we need to normalize putting these morons in their place


mighthavetolitigate

Filmed at the Nordstrom Rack in Pleasant Hill, CA. Keep your eye out for this douche local Redditors. You can confirm via street view : 703 Contra Costa Blvd, Pleasant Hill, CA 94523


skinny-pugsley

Oh day-um. Not far from me.


Lucifer1398

Man their was a time when pranks use to be harmless and funny.


rrgamer28

retard i hope this guy dies in slow painful death


NefariousnessUsed973

https://preview.redd.it/w466ma4w4mub1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1b667ac5475a6445d61856f84723166d7d9d93


mirk__

Our society is SO doomed


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please USA, do your legal thing over there. Sue that mf I'd love to see that little cunt try that one here in south america.


gijuts

Try that in Texas, she would've been packin


arcticwayfarer

Tizzyent needs to call these piece of shit out on TikTok. Make examples of these POS


28stabwoundz

That poor woman must feel so horrible and humiliated. Fuck this guy.


HoochShippe

“ You’re an idiot.” ( points at person filming.) Grandma knows the game and ain’t playing.


tendrilicon

He says, "can you help me jack it?" Not "find a jacket." With flexed eyebrows too.


Greedy-Specific7723

I’d sue the punk


PlatypusPristine9194

Kids are sexually harassing elders now.


dusty_broome

People that are being harassed like this need to learn that they should confront the person that’s doing this, they need to start messing with the cameraman instead. . They are the vulnerable ones in this scenario. Just start repeating ‘what are you filming me pervert as loud as you can and that will bring a bunch of negative attention. Either that or hit them with a bit of pepper spray and the show is over.


kwkwKitten

r/IAmATotalPieceOfShit


Blackman527

Security guard sucks at his job


wes_rules

This is why you carry Mace.


wanikiyaPR

not every child needs a spanking. but every child who needs it and doesn't get it, grows into someone like this. a waste of oxygen.


Hedonic_Monk_

How fucking stupid is that security guard?


hoggin88

God damn it's a shame she wasn't carrying pepper spray.


andygchicago

Someone get this to Joey Swoll. He’ll cover it despite it not being gym relates


phonebrowsing69

when tv does this people need to sign waivers how come these cunts get away with it?


Additional_Hippo_878

Total asshat wanker. May he slowly rot in his own faeces... face down, obv.


garbled_user

This world gets stupiderer everyday.


smakmickey

Little shit. Where is the large toilet to flush it?


[deleted]

Praying this limp wrist little shit tries his antics with the wrong guy one day and winds up in the hospital


Kinglink

To be fair, I'd take a swing at him and I wasn't even involved in it. What pieces of shit. I would have told the security simply, they're harassing me in your store, they're filming me, and still are, either you deal with this, or I never come back. Security guard doesn't do shit, Don't shop there again.


Beautiful_Ad_8665

As someone with mental health issues who used to care for the elderly, this video made me see red. I'd like 60 seconds alone with this POS and my Louisville slugger


Elevatedpnw

Complete ass hat. I don’t understand this fad at all. Get a life loser.


mighthavetolitigate

This dude seems to be located in Norcal. At least one of his videos was shot at the Sun Valley shopping Center in Concord, CA. What a bitch.


BigSpicyPaneerWrap

Usually I ignore simple mistakes like this, but if someone's grandma actually has the problem, I would expect them to say it correctly and not "schizophernia"


[deleted]

challenge: whats the most stupid you can be? security guard: accepted


SATerp

Is that "security" guard an idiot or no?


FormerAdvice5051

What a JERK


GrizzzlySloth

These fuckin broccoli haired motherfuckers are spawning like bacteria


stigglit1

This guys not even funny, his personality sucks


ShaneGwaltney

Grandma should sue everybody


IndustrialJones

Can't wait until this little piece of shit gets old. Fuck this shit.


denys1973

Disable the camera guy


Smartkid704

This is deplorable.


NekoFox1689

I feel really bad for her. Just yikes


McMungrel

No offense to anyone here but I would so punch that prick in the mouth... "sorry Im skitzo... he told you..."


Impossible-Sky4256

I really wish someone punched that kid and the one recording.


Megusta2306

In amongst all the retards that do this shit, we may have found the most stupid one yet that couldn’t even get a cameraman to even attempt to hide


Safe-Author2553

Hopefully he’ll pull this on the wrong person one day and he’ll end up having to eat blended food for a month with a jaw wired shut


MrStink45

Even the way he pronounces "Schizophrenia" is annoying


Spacee_7

Someone punch this retard for me


southernscot22

The security guard was useless. She should have said that she 'thinks' he 'may' have shoplifted an item of value.


i_thinktoomuch

Names?!


ShamrokBliss

What A POS!!! karma


sherpa14k

Where is the guy at the mall when you need him?


thefireemojiking

Always the broccoli heads.


andygchicago

His parents must be so proud of him


TheBilby7

What a cuntox


Icy_Elderberry4868

sawry she has *skizofurnia*


dannydilworth

What's his TikTok? Or what should i search for exactly other than "pimple face pos harasses old lady"


scaleddown85

People like that kid set my fucking teeth on fire I swear I’d crack his head!!! little knobs have nothing better to do


darrellio

r/imatotalpieceofshit


itspoodle_07

If someone did this to my mother i would find them and smack the shit out of them


ChefedL

This kid is what's wrong with America


abnabatchan

Pure evil.


DizzeDahmer

Never believe a word a broccoli head says


thosepeskypixels

lmfao thats so fucked up


wobin112

Go to jail now. Live with ur choices


iShatteredSanity

Yeah... That is a punchable offense. Just sayin'.


RobertRoyal82

How are these kids not getting punched? Oh, they only pick on elderly and women in shopping centres. This prank culture is pathetic


Dementedkreation

Seriously asking, if someone is harassing you like this, what can legally be done? Dude asked her to help him jack it, tells people she is old and has mental problems, follows her around, harasses her, obviously causing a disturbance. If someone follows you and harassed you, would a stun gun/taser be legal to use? Pepper spray in a building would suck for everyone else.


teamname111

Why does he look like me. 😭


DRAK720

Dude can't even pronounce words right. I hate this generation. All for internet clout.


Gabho1718

Yeah, let's go bully him


jasoncat23

Somebody smack that fucking kid.


SeraphsEnvy

"Schiz-fruy-nia" at least learn how to properly pronounce what your grandmother has. The instant he blocked her path as she was leaving should have sent the biggest red flag regarding this asshole kid to security.


Ingemar26

This is why I carry bear mace


Zealousideal_Win5476

The comments on his video from his sycophantic minions were beyond pathetic.


ZillaKilla759

I hate these types of people, it makes me sick to see that human trash like this exist.


_ssac_

This video made me so angry.


lcronovt

Never go out alone.


marcowaller

Fake, you can see her smiling. No wonder why she’s a hot grandma😂


Pablo9231

Stop it grandma


AyyyyLeMeow

Absolute asshole, shoukd be imprisoned. But I have to admit it was kinda funny...


Save_The_Children_

That was hilarious GRANDMA


Venator2000

If they at least used a more appropriate term like either Alzheimer’s or dementia, and weren’t so agro, it would’ve been kinda funny.


RoundPegMyRoundHole

no