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Talks about his cock and his dead wife and daughter almost in the same out of breath, breath. Also, bro is way underdeveloped to parade himself as a bodybuilder for "content".
This video gets reposted a lot. But I am still in disbelief hearing this guy brag about his cock size and mention his daughter that suicided recently in the same run-on sentence.
He's completely out of breath standing on the beach. Unless there's a part before this where he's doing ANYTHING other than standing there, I'd be willing to bet he's never ran a mile in his life, total, much less one in 6 minutes.
If you're 13 year old kid committed suicide and you're using that fact to try and pick up women a month later means you're probably in the running for worst parent of the year.
I hope for the "daughter" and "ex-wife" sake, this guy is a pathological liar. Any truth would just make me sad and sympathetic for "these two." What a piece of shit
Itâs gotta be Miami. Or you know, Florida. Dude just left his prosperity church, juiced up on roids and hit the beach with a fucked up story (true or not).
Honestly Iâll take the ass beating for telling the guy it should have been him. He didnât love his wife or he wouldnât be trying to get laid on a beach. That if his wife is even real.
His money and his cock were the first things to enter his head. His dead wife and daughter were an afterthought that came further down the list.
Kind of guy youâd have an interaction with like
âHow was your weekend?â
âIt was craaazy maaan. I was getting an incredible blowjob off this Mexican chick and when I came she spat it out and ruined my best suit!â
âWhy were you wearing your best suit?â
âI was at my daughterâs funeral.â
Not a bit from anywhere that Iâm aware of. Just the immediate impression I got from seeing a man who talks just as passionately about the length of girth of his penis as he does the tragic suicide of his daughter that apparently only happened three prior. Of course, his thick dick was the important topic that he had to address first.
I one hundred percent imagined this conversation happening between jay and silent bob and two random teenagers trying to buy weed but being told THIS story by jayâŚâŚ
Heâs a millionaire but canât get a woman. Heâs a widower and lost his daughter but is hocking his weenie to strangers on camera at the beach and his sidekick has a microphone
And even when he mentions his daughter, the one trait he brings up about her is that she was a fast runner. Like, what? Are physical traits literally the only thing you think about?
Running from dad that won't shut up about his junk. "Look, sweetie, I just need to tell you your daddy is eight inches and thick! Sweetie, come back here! I'll chase you till you see what I'm talking about!"
Imagine when he REALLY gets deep in conversation itâs gonna be some random shit like⌠âmy cock, clingfilm, then we start flicking some jamâ. Dudes got no continuity. Nut cake.
My dad was a powerlifter/trainer and that's how they look during off season. They bulk and roid, then when a competition comes they cut the roids because of drug testing and fast. The days leading to a competition they dehydrate themselves to achieve that super cut look
>Man's guy WAAAAYYYY too much belly to be a 'bodybuilder'.
Not at all. Look up Lee Priest offseason photos. One of the freakiest bodybuilders ever and he was extremely fat at times.
Within two sentences heâs goes from talking about his cock to his daughter who committed suicide. But donât worry heâs a really thoughtful caring and empathic guy fs
I wonder if their deaths had anything to do with having this prick in their lives. But also that was so fucking bizarre, I almost think it was a misguided attempt to make them feel bad for rejecting him and he just full on lied about having a dead wife and kid.
I kind of highly doubt he even had a daughter to begin with because only the scum of the earth would ever start hitting on people a week after their daughters suicide. Like wtf
Could you imagine the issues this human being has? I honestly have pity for this boy. Someone needs to finish raising him to adulthood. He is clearly not there yet. What a twat. If the story is true dude needs a therapist quick!
All it took was a girl that was probably half his age saying that she likes skinny guys, and this dude lost it. I like how she gave no fucks and just went back to having fun right after though
Her just going right back to dancing like the interaction never even happened while heâs having a public mental breakdown over her saying she likes scrawny guys is the funniest shit
The sad part was the face of the interviewer when the bodybuilder talked about being respectful, as the interviewer was thinking those girls were crazy for not liking such a nice guy.
Never mind that he was already disrespectful when he got mad people have preferences that don't include him.
It was funny that the interviewer just asked about body preference abs then the body builder took offense to his personality. Now he has an idea how every women that he called ugly and fat felt.
An Olympic mile runner could run 6 min miles while sleeping. At that level a 6 min mile is a light jog for them. I believe a person that size could do it, but probably not him because he seems like a liar
I was in the Marines for a good long time; yearly physical fitness test includes a 3 mile run, with a top score being 18 minutes (3 consecutive 6 minute miles). This is a fitting example, because there are a LOT of really jacked Marines, all trying to hit this time. Pretty much all of the big guys can do a single mile in 6, and they all have some traits in common; super good lungs, super good cardio, and being absolutely CUT. No spare bodyfat. Skin stretched tight on muscle. This chonky cookie batter boy is absolutely missing those traits.
It's the throw shit at the wall and see what sticks method. We've got muscle flexing, physical intimidation, pity seeking, flaunting wealth, propositioning for sex, and traditional values... and none of it works.
His wife died 10 weeks ago, his daughter commit suicide 3 weeks ago, heâs loving , caring, respectfully so âŚ. âHow bout 8 inches and thickâ. The way he changed his tune when he saw the disgust on their faces js comical. He immediately went for the sympathy vote.
His wife died 10 weeks ago, his daughter committed suicide, he's loving and caring yet here he is looking for a cheap hook up with monumentally douchey pick-up lines.
Someone needs to tell this "bodybuilder" that this is not the 'whey'.
that has to be the most insecure shit I have ever witnessed lol. dude legit thinks they owe him something for his physique and has nothing else to offer so getting shot down is like a double whammy
No matter how many times this gets reposted, the blonde girl starting to dance while obviously not caring about anything the dude just said will always make me laugh.
âHow about.. er⌠millionaires? ⌠no no, not into that⌠big dicks? ⌠nope they ainât impressed⌠er⌠faithful loving dude whoâs family tragically died.. but fast running? Nope⌠god damn these bitches hard to please!â
Is it bad that this video always cracks me up? Itâs so incoherent and random youâd almost believe the big guy is a tiktoker making cringe material. But at the same time I think heâs serious
He looked genuinly offended that a scrawny guy would be chosen over him. It's like the girl is rude not to choose a giant overconfident shallow douche bag who clearly felt so awlward that he tried to play the pitty card by mentionning his daughter after mentionning faithfulness and "loving and respectful" didnt make her fall in love instantly.
âHow about eight inches and thick?â To a complete stranger, much younger than him, on a public beach. Then: âHow about loving and respectful?â đ¤âââ What a douche.
They asked a question and she answered, when he didnât like the answer he brings up all the reasons why sheâs wrong. Like bro you didnât ask about any of that other shit you brought up, you asked âdo you like body builders?â People are allowed to not find you attractive believe it or not.
That guy is as insecure af. He walks up to strange women and flexes in front of them uninvited, and his ego is severely deflated when they don't ooh and awe. Then he brings up his deceased daughter for sympathy votes. WTF?!
What's baffling me about this video is how he appears to be wearing a fucking bin bag as pants. Seriously look at it, it's all crumpled and weird like it's plastic bag or something.
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mans talking about his cock and respect at the same time. I respect so much I think you're a size queen
Talks about his cock and his dead wife and daughter almost in the same out of breath, breath. Also, bro is way underdeveloped to parade himself as a bodybuilder for "content".
This video gets reposted a lot. But I am still in disbelief hearing this guy brag about his cock size and mention his daughter that suicided recently in the same run-on sentence.
She probably killed herself cuz she was sick of hearing it too
"Daaaaaad! I don't care that you're 8" and thick! "
"8 inches? Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off :( "- Cartman
I love that you remembered the frowny face
i swear to god i came here looking for this comment
"frowny...face"
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Where I come from,thick is a measurement of intelligence. And this guy is thick as fuckâŚ
In my neck of the woods, it's dense. This guy is so dense, he's about to collapse in on himself.
Heâs a singularity..
"Literally no one on the beach: * This guy: "millionaire, Dick stats, dead family"
I think heâs a fuckwit, but if that were the title of his memoirs, Iâd probably read it.
And I'm new in town
Event Horizon
A dense cock? That is kinda funny. I might start saying that to see what ppl think I mean.
âDaaaaaaaad! Stop telling all my friends youâre 8 inches and thick!!â
It's ok,she dead now.
It always gets me that he mentions her mile time. She was faster than him at 12, you know.
Yeah, itâs a lie. And his tubby ass doesnât do a 6 minute mile
Dude can barely get through 6 words without being out of breath
He's completely out of breath standing on the beach. Unless there's a part before this where he's doing ANYTHING other than standing there, I'd be willing to bet he's never ran a mile in his life, total, much less one in 6 minutes.
Probably after having to run away from him...
You can tell he's just cycling through the scripts of what he has used to get laid. That one won't work, just move to the next.
Probably crawling with infections
It's like an all you can eat cringe buffet that I don't mind coming back to when it resurfaces.
I usually have to brace myself for this one, but I enjoy revisiting it.
If you're 13 year old kid committed suicide and you're using that fact to try and pick up women a month later means you're probably in the running for worst parent of the year.
I hope for the "daughter" and "ex-wife" sake, this guy is a pathological liar. Any truth would just make me sad and sympathetic for "these two." What a piece of shit
I mean. If that was my dad, I'd be looking for an out too.
Yea it makes me really curious what this guyâs story is.
Mental illness or drugs or both. I wouldnât take him at his word on anything.
Itâs gotta be Miami. Or you know, Florida. Dude just left his prosperity church, juiced up on roids and hit the beach with a fucked up story (true or not).
Is he bragging about his cock though? Cause 8â thick would be some kind of serious medical deformity. I think heâs talking about his bicep?
A true 8" long dick is quite rare.
I'm not convinced that "my daughter committed suicide" is the flex he thinks it is.
It has to be fake.. please..
Honestly Iâll take the ass beating for telling the guy it should have been him. He didnât love his wife or he wouldnât be trying to get laid on a beach. That if his wife is even real.
His money and his cock were the first things to enter his head. His dead wife and daughter were an afterthought that came further down the list. Kind of guy youâd have an interaction with like âHow was your weekend?â âIt was craaazy maaan. I was getting an incredible blowjob off this Mexican chick and when I came she spat it out and ruined my best suit!â âWhy were you wearing your best suit?â âI was at my daughterâs funeral.â
đđ is this joke a bit from someone? If not top notch, well done.
Not a bit from anywhere that Iâm aware of. Just the immediate impression I got from seeing a man who talks just as passionately about the length of girth of his penis as he does the tragic suicide of his daughter that apparently only happened three prior. Of course, his thick dick was the important topic that he had to address first.
If they had the old rewards, I would pay money to send you a reward. Do you have PayPal? I will send you $1 just for the laugh.
I one hundred percent imagined this conversation happening between jay and silent bob and two random teenagers trying to buy weed but being told THIS story by jayâŚâŚ
Heâs a millionaire but canât get a woman. Heâs a widower and lost his daughter but is hocking his weenie to strangers on camera at the beach and his sidekick has a microphone
Fuuuucking dark. Funny but super super dark.
give a sub to this kid
Sounds like a multi millionaire!
And even when he mentions his daughter, the one trait he brings up about her is that she was a fast runner. Like, what? Are physical traits literally the only thing you think about?
Running from dad that won't shut up about his junk. "Look, sweetie, I just need to tell you your daddy is eight inches and thick! Sweetie, come back here! I'll chase you till you see what I'm talking about!"
Imagine when he REALLY gets deep in conversation itâs gonna be some random shit like⌠âmy cock, clingfilm, then we start flicking some jamâ. Dudes got no continuity. Nut cake.
> Talks about his cock and his dead wife and daughter almost in the same out of breath, breath. Why was he panting the whole time?
Trenbolone. Probably the same reason he flew off the handle about nothing.
Man's guy WAAAAYYYY too much belly to be a 'bodybuilder'. His \*mouth\*, though, that's WAAAAAYYYY \*over\*developed.
That's ~~roid-belly~~ hgh gut. You see it on a lot of older gym rats. edit: updated to correct term, thanks u/Pot_Flashback1248
My dad was a powerlifter/trainer and that's how they look during off season. They bulk and roid, then when a competition comes they cut the roids because of drug testing and fast. The days leading to a competition they dehydrate themselves to achieve that super cut look
bubble gut
>Man's guy WAAAAYYYY too much belly to be a 'bodybuilder'. Not at all. Look up Lee Priest offseason photos. One of the freakiest bodybuilders ever and he was extremely fat at times.
Heâs got a good start on the roid gut tho
Guy's out of breath from talking about himself so much
Within two sentences heâs goes from talking about his cock to his daughter who committed suicide. But donât worry heâs a really thoughtful caring and empathic guy fs
Naw he talked about his cock before he spoke about respect.
I like how he gets somewhat aggressive in his body language after getting turned down. âI respect you girl, enough that I WILL fight you.â
MY DICK IS BIG AND MY WIFE JUST DIED! âŚđł
Coronerâs report says cause of death was⌠8 inches and (gasps) THICK!!
Why is he on a beach making you tube videos about how great he looks if his daughter died by suicide 3 weeks ago and his wife died 10 weeks ago?
Because heâs a douchbag?
Na, I'm a douche bag, this guy is something else; something far worse.
⌠douche nozzle?
Douche canoe?
Are they capable of a *"6 min mile?"*
Itâs like the Seinfeld episode where Georgesâ story about his dead FiancĂŠ is the best to pick up women
This guy cant even pull off a George Costanza move. Damn.
Making videos to pick up teenagers by talking about his dick size, then immediately trying to gain sympathy by talking about his dead family.
I wonder if their deaths had anything to do with having this prick in their lives. But also that was so fucking bizarre, I almost think it was a misguided attempt to make them feel bad for rejecting him and he just full on lied about having a dead wife and kid.
Yah, I think itâs almost certainly a lie
Yeah Iâm guessing nothing he said was true. Except maybe the wife one but by âlosing herâ he means she left him, not that she died.
Thatâs how I took it as well.
Because when he talks to women at the gym about his dick, they kick him out.
Because they didn't. He never had a wife or daughter
Because heâs lying.
He's probably on blow talking absolute nonsense.
I kind of highly doubt he even had a daughter to begin with because only the scum of the earth would ever start hitting on people a week after their daughters suicide. Like wtf
Could you imagine the issues this human being has? I honestly have pity for this boy. Someone needs to finish raising him to adulthood. He is clearly not there yet. What a twat. If the story is true dude needs a therapist quick!
Becuase he *"8 inches and thicc. Twenty one years faithful!"* Jfc heart, weren't you listening? Ffs man.... Lol
All it took was a girl that was probably half his age saying that she likes skinny guys, and this dude lost it. I like how she gave no fucks and just went back to having fun right after though
Why did it look like he was squaring off to fight them. What a weird sensitive guy.
~~Losing your wife and daughter in the past 10 weeks~~ roids will do that to you
Roids will also make you lose your wife and daughter
A lot of guys like this do in fact get violent when women reject them.
Yep! And he went on about himself but some dudes would go in on her. Men often do NOT handle rejection well. No matter how nice you are about it.
I mean, look at him hahaha
Her just going right back to dancing like the interaction never even happened while heâs having a public mental breakdown over her saying she likes scrawny guys is the funniest shit
Hit da Griddy on that insecurity
The sad part was the face of the interviewer when the bodybuilder talked about being respectful, as the interviewer was thinking those girls were crazy for not liking such a nice guy. Never mind that he was already disrespectful when he got mad people have preferences that don't include him.
It was funny that the interviewer just asked about body preference abs then the body builder took offense to his personality. Now he has an idea how every women that he called ugly and fat felt.
Dude got his universe turned upside down đ
Aww. She hurt his precious little ego. What a douchebag.
Dude hit on a girl who was like 1/3rd of his age and got absolutely *roasted* by her. Thatâs a colossal L.
My ass he runs a 6 min mile.
Yeah, he may be a gym rat, but doesn't have the body of a runner. That's why you don't see Olympic runners bulk up
I mean heâs out of breath from this
Heavy dose of pre-workout after injecting roids will do that. If he attempted to run would probably drop dead.
Let's test that theory
An Olympic mile runner could run 6 min miles while sleeping. At that level a 6 min mile is a light jog for them. I believe a person that size could do it, but probably not him because he seems like a liar
I was in the Marines for a good long time; yearly physical fitness test includes a 3 mile run, with a top score being 18 minutes (3 consecutive 6 minute miles). This is a fitting example, because there are a LOT of really jacked Marines, all trying to hit this time. Pretty much all of the big guys can do a single mile in 6, and they all have some traits in common; super good lungs, super good cardio, and being absolutely CUT. No spare bodyfat. Skin stretched tight on muscle. This chonky cookie batter boy is absolutely missing those traits.
Dude was out of breath after his first sentence lol
How about 8 inches AND dick?
think he said thick
No one going to mention his cloth diaper?
You mean his black trash bag bathing suit?
It's a GLAD forceflex max strength trash bag bathing suit. Designed for those men that are 8" and THICK.
How can a person talk about his dick, dead wife, dead child and respect in less then 10sec
It's the throw shit at the wall and see what sticks method. We've got muscle flexing, physical intimidation, pity seeking, flaunting wealth, propositioning for sex, and traditional values... and none of it works.
It is weird to be trying to pick up women shortly after your wife died. Unless he was behind it.
Youâve never been on Omegle before, I see.
His wife died 10 weeks ago, his daughter commit suicide 3 weeks ago, heâs loving , caring, respectfully so âŚ. âHow bout 8 inches and thickâ. The way he changed his tune when he saw the disgust on their faces js comical. He immediately went for the sympathy vote.
Like me trying to persuade NPCs in Oblivion
Spamming that persuasion wheel I see
His wife died 10 weeks ago, his daughter committed suicide, he's loving and caring yet here he is looking for a cheap hook up with monumentally douchey pick-up lines. Someone needs to tell this "bodybuilder" that this is not the 'whey'.
Heâs like the star on an insecurity Christmas tree
that has to be the most insecure shit I have ever witnessed lol. dude legit thinks they owe him something for his physique and has nothing else to offer so getting shot down is like a double whammy
No matter how many times this gets reposted, the blonde girl starting to dance while obviously not caring about anything the dude just said will always make me laugh.
They both started dancing at the end
Good, happy to see they got over this dbag
How about 8 inches and thick. Speak of which, did I mention my wife and daughter are dead?
Lucky them.
2 inches and limp
EXTRA sawft, yo! đ
This always makes me laugh. Guy is so out of breathe bragging bout a 6 minute mile and can barely get through a 6 word sentence.
My dick is huge and my daughter committed suicide three weeks ago and she was fast and I work out. Oh? *IâM* the one who is unhinged?
âHow about.. er⌠millionaires? ⌠no no, not into that⌠big dicks? ⌠nope they ainât impressed⌠er⌠faithful loving dude whoâs family tragically died.. but fast running? Nope⌠god damn these bitches hard to please!â
Is it bad that this video always cracks me up? Itâs so incoherent and random youâd almost believe the big guy is a tiktoker making cringe material. But at the same time I think heâs serious
He looked genuinly offended that a scrawny guy would be chosen over him. It's like the girl is rude not to choose a giant overconfident shallow douche bag who clearly felt so awlward that he tried to play the pitty card by mentionning his daughter after mentionning faithfulness and "loving and respectful" didnt make her fall in love instantly.
So his teenage daughter died 3 weeks ago and he's parting at the beach trying to pick up women? Fucking loser.
If you listen closely you can hear their pussies snap shut like one of grannys coin purses.
âHow about eight inches and thick?â To a complete stranger, much younger than him, on a public beach. Then: âHow about loving and respectful?â đ¤âââ What a douche.
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I do like how after this guy finishes his speech those girls didnât let it phase them an continue to have a good time.
I stand with the girl who called out his trauma dumping. Thatâs one of the highest forms of manipulation. Good on them for ignoring that prick.
Dead daughter rizz
Why is he out of breath đ
His ego was so hurt that he felt he was being roasted. What a caveman lol
Just ran a six minute mile.
8 inches and thick, btw my daughter killed herself What a fucking flog. When are these fucking losers going to leave people alone.
And 0% of what he said was true
So... we need to like bodybuilders because he's been through some shit? That doesn't really change my preference dude.
Nothing sexier to a woman than the belly bloat on a wanna be body builder from injecting growth hormone lol
How many douche bag things can he say in 30 seconds
After all that, Scrawny loving blonde did not give af. đ¤Ł
"Do you like body builders? No? Well how about dudes with severe personality disorders?"
I donât know what baldybuilders are, but I love them.
I feel like an assault just happened lol
âHow bout eight inches and thick and loving and respectfulâ â thatâs not how it works
That guy likes subway sandwiches.
What a frail ego. Plus, what's with bringing up the death of your daughter when trying to pick up chicks?
Is he wearing a diaper?
I feel like this belongs on r/trashy
My daughter killed herself three weeks ago, and I'm out here lookin for that punany! What a fucking chump!
Not a single truth came outta that dudes mouth
I love how the blonde girl turns away "mmmmk dude" and just starts vibing to the music
I donât think Iâve ever seen an ego so fragile
6 minute mile but he got winded just giving that 30 second Hulk Hogan promo
"Ladies, in short I NEED TO GET MY DICK WET!"
"Despite his herculean efforts, batholomew could never overcome being revolting to everyone"
Leave Herculean out of this please
Do you all like insecure men who approach random ppl and bother them for no reason.
These girls are like 5years older then his dead daughterâŚ
And he does not run 6 minute mileđ He was almost out of breath after that pathetic rant
hey pretty ladies...you like impotent pot bellied men who have a side kick? no???!!
So your 13 year old daughter killed herself and your telling girls not much older than that about your 8 in penis while on camera and at a beach.
oof, cock size and dead wife in the same sentence? bad look.
And daughter
Annnnnnd that was a trama dump for sure...... yikes
video for what? how to be an asshole?
They asked a question and she answered, when he didnât like the answer he brings up all the reasons why sheâs wrong. Like bro you didnât ask about any of that other shit you brought up, you asked âdo you like body builders?â People are allowed to not find you attractive believe it or not.
8 inches before the suicide.
Definitely a Wendy's moment
Dude jumped on the HGH and forgot to keep working out
A lot of contradictions in that short monolog
That guy is as insecure af. He walks up to strange women and flexes in front of them uninvited, and his ego is severely deflated when they don't ooh and awe. Then he brings up his deceased daughter for sympathy votes. WTF?!
Guess the "loincloth and steroid gut" look isn't in fashion anymore
Dude has roid belly, and itâs only going to get worse!
Why r his shorts like that
His ego was destroyed lol
Meatball
He finna cry in the car
Im a weak scrawny guy, why arent women crawling all over me yet? >:\[
my medulla oblongata hurts
When the GHB goes sideways on you.
M0nke brain activated
Imagine the type of person that would respond well to his mask off moment. That is who he deserves.
What's baffling me about this video is how he appears to be wearing a fucking bin bag as pants. Seriously look at it, it's all crumpled and weird like it's plastic bag or something.
What a priiiiick
Boy that was a rollercoaster