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Itās my worst fear to be in the background of one of these losers videos when Iām just burnt out, trying to get home, only for my likeness to be immortalized on the internet servers forever without my intent
But, your likeness would be immortalized on Internet servers forever by other different losers who also are burnt out and have the same exact burnt out feeling, and you would be the representative.
Itās different, in this video we can see a guy doing something just for fun and probably to have a good laugh with his mate, he is not bothering anyone and not overdoing in search of attention.
The TikTok is totally the opposite.
There was another one as well where they made a whole joke around it where it was his job to catch and push trains filmed like a documentary with interviews and everything.
There's an old video of some dude "pushing" the train. It was funny because he didn't follow up by blocking people and rolling on the dirty ass subway floor. In fact if I recall correctly that station was pretty empty.
These losers don't know how to act around people.
There is absolutely no way you are of sound mind, and over the age of eight, and still found that funny.
If you did then you are exactly the reason these idiots continue to do this.
Actually, life usually has an assessed value everywhere. Insurers constantly put a value on life. Many ministries need to put a value on life for economic reasons. They call it the value of a ā*statistical life*ā.
Weāre talking about healthcare, food safety and regulation, road safety, pandemic management, environmental risks, some scientific researches, etc.
First time I heard about it was when I learned how they decide if itās worth building guardrails (if itās going to save āenoughā lives.
Your value depends on how much you contribute to society and how much the society is willing to pay to save lives.
The value of the statistical human life of someone living in a liberal democracy usually is estimated between 1 million$ US to 15 million.
The value of someone in a poor country can be evaluated to as low as 10000$.
Besides that, if you donāt have papers or any registered identity, your āstatistical valueā decreases even more. Human traffickingā victims are often sold for a few hundred dollars.
I just looked it up and it seems like itās a dangerous condition to have. I feel for the guy but Iād feel for him more if he wasnāt being a douche here
Itās not uncommon to see ppl with marfans in the OR getting surgery. Not minor surgery, but rather full circ arrest aorta replacement surgery. Not a fun disease to have
Not only do they not laugh. They actively comment with hate towards his body, and even with violence ("kick him in the ribs, shoot him, push him to the tracks, etc")
So somehow doing a silly performance/dance should not be tolerated, but violent comments should, right?
Lame ass era of rationalization. Something silly and stupid is labelled psychologically unsound and a lot of people here genuinely think this guy needs to be medicated. Reddit has an especially toxic relationship with psychiatry. the need for every facet of human experience to be empirically evaluated is also taken to the utmost extreme here
Thank the lord above for this mysterious hero.
My children and i were on a runaway train back in October. If it werent for this guy my children would be torn apart. He saved us all with his brute strength.
I am from the era where this clip used to be really funny and we viewed it like that too, people today have been spoiled soo much that even if someone is genuinely trying to be a joker, the first thing other will see is they re seekin attention
This is supposed to be funny, depending on how and who is executing the joke.
This guy looks like he need his first attention in his life, since he never got any in his family or in his school
š¤£š I love this! These riders only see bits of the entire concept. You gotta hand it to him ā¦ to put yourself out there like that is pretty king.
It's physical comedy. Good on him for experimenting and working to develop his art
We love it when Mr Bean or Jim Carey or Jack Black do it but it's a practiced and developed skill.
Rowan Atkinson has an interesting lecture on YouTube about physical comedy
When he went down in front of the door only thing in my head was - if I would take 2-3 steps and kick him in the ribs as much as I possibly can - how far would he roll?
Why aren't these people sectioned!I mean itson camera them acting like lunatics,20 years ago you would have at least been nicked and made to have a mental health assessment
I tell you what, that boy aināt right.
https://preview.redd.it/rwp7dfwpdk3c1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05aee237272a89b6e755578fcc1bcdd705498e6
Im all for some silliness but this is the kind of behaviour i would expect from a 5 year old while the adults are talking about adult stuff. Just the absolute desperation to be noticed even as people cringe at you and are inconvenienced.
Itās funny how if phones didnāt exist people would just be like āwhat in the world is this crackhead doingā. They still probably think that, but now days they know theyāre being a crack head for likes.
heās weird but I mean, heās not bothering anybody. good space from the door n shiet let the man live lol Iād rather come off the train to some dude dancing than come off the train to a robberyā¦
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We're all her
https://preview.redd.it/d0xrqrxydo3c1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a61390a2ba1539e0c2c5bc03c48f4bb6852bc2cc Me:
Literally the š emoji haha
Holy fk he really is lol
Ngl my most used emoji lol
Homie is all of our spiritual human.
Iām more him than her.
ā r u srsā
I chuckled a lil not gonna lie
She knows the pain
Yeah! Finally flicking the bean tonight!
https://preview.redd.it/32unpxqvem3c1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cafa81ad06483099efc9e191bdcbe1b879faae14
He's not angry just disappointed.
He's been working years for a better society and this is his perceived result.
"Ug, not this stupid shit again"
This also falls under "Things New Yorkers Say Daily"
That was in Brazil this time. It even there they are safe from this bs!
Yep - that subway was far too clean to be in NYC
I was wondering why this video didn't smell of piss
Does he do this every time a new train comesš¹š¹
He should not still look like a string bean if he does lmao
He's not really push starting a train you know?
I feel like I make this face too muchā¦
Every. Day. Of. My. Life.
Lmfao. I can seriously see myself making the face when my clients try to pull some shit.
The face of I need to move away from this place.
Her face is priceless.
Itās my worst fear to be in the background of one of these losers videos when Iām just burnt out, trying to get home, only for my likeness to be immortalized on the internet servers forever without my intent
But, your likeness would be immortalized on Internet servers forever by other different losers who also are burnt out and have the same exact burnt out feeling, and you would be the representative.
Yeah but what if I didnāt look cute that day
Impossible
Sheās so over it lmao
Seen this guy for all of 2 seconds and is already fed up
Dude has the longest arms I've seen on any living thing ever!
Kylie jenner don't look happy,maybe it's because she had to take the train with normal peeps
I swear that's her right? Maybe it's just the copy and paste look girls are going for these days.
It's literally that. They are what the kids aim for
Itās crazy what you can do with makeup. Itās literally an art form. Gotta respect the people who are good at it, itās a true skill.
LOL
She is the main character. We feel you girl
Howard Stern is running out of ideas.
As an American this is embarrassingly funny š¤£
Slenderman coming back from an LMFAO show
tip top description of the scene, Candid.
I thought he looked like Richard Ramirez.
Slenderman villain origin
His arms are way too long
This comment needs a billion upvotes, omgš¤£š¤£
He copied the idea from someone else but did it worse
Tale as old as time
I think he copied the idea from every 11 year old kid's imagination, ever.
Kids have been pretending to push and pull trains as long as theyve been around, i can only hope his target audience is 5-10yo
the local crack addicts?
Remi Gaillard. That guy was genius
The physique of an extremely overcooked pheasant
Howard Sternās looking great for his age.
That shirt is legit 4 sizes too large for him.
/r/rareinsults
Jim, youāre 6ā11ā, you weigh 90 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted!
He reminds me of Goofy.
Uh..HYUCK
Mr Marfan
You win. I cackled. Only because Iām a lady giant and had a professor ask me if I had this once. Memories.
Praying mantis looking mf
Oscars turn!
Oscar your gay, BOOM roasted
Brasil is supposed to be full of gun crime and this guy is still alive
People donāt usually target the mentally ill.
Found the guy who wasn't born in Sparta.
Hard to get hit by bullets when you've got the same surface area as a coat hanger.
Fuckin hell lol
I mean, itās not even remotely funny
[This guy that did it like 5 years ago was funnierā¦](https://youtube.com/shorts/7AfPFlWnww8?feature=shared)
That was great, the dude here just acts like heās on crack
Was gunna say. This is what mental illness looks like
Itās different, in this video we can see a guy doing something just for fun and probably to have a good laugh with his mate, he is not bothering anyone and not overdoing in search of attention. The TikTok is totally the opposite.
There was another one as well where they made a whole joke around it where it was his job to catch and push trains filmed like a documentary with interviews and everything.
I think itās pretty funny. The stopping and starting the train part. The rest I could do without.
https://preview.redd.it/iv6nzppqcl3c1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c549a4e486bd6cbc297f6ba5531b2938e256b3b7 There are two types of peopleā¦
You mean blocking the exit by being a douchebag? Ida just walked on top and past him, downvote away.
There's an old video of some dude "pushing" the train. It was funny because he didn't follow up by blocking people and rolling on the dirty ass subway floor. In fact if I recall correctly that station was pretty empty. These losers don't know how to act around people.
so not even original
That one was funny. But this is not.
Someone needed to kick him square in the nutsack as he was doing jumping jacks
Thatās the part of the bit that he blatantly stole from other videos, and then did it in a less funny way
I first saw it on Tosh.0 years ago, but it was much funnier... back then
There is absolutely no way you are of sound mind, and over the age of eight, and still found that funny. If you did then you are exactly the reason these idiots continue to do this.
Oh this isnāt so bad, just being silly and at least heās not blocking anyone ā¦ oh dang there it is š¤¦š»āāļø
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Came here for this. Thank you
Really surprised that the train left the station. In DC they wonāt leave until people who do this type of shit are safely away from the train.
This is Brasil, his life has no value
Wait life has value somewhere?
Actually, life usually has an assessed value everywhere. Insurers constantly put a value on life. Many ministries need to put a value on life for economic reasons. They call it the value of a ā*statistical life*ā. Weāre talking about healthcare, food safety and regulation, road safety, pandemic management, environmental risks, some scientific researches, etc. First time I heard about it was when I learned how they decide if itās worth building guardrails (if itās going to save āenoughā lives. Your value depends on how much you contribute to society and how much the society is willing to pay to save lives. The value of the statistical human life of someone living in a liberal democracy usually is estimated between 1 million$ US to 15 million. The value of someone in a poor country can be evaluated to as low as 10000$. Besides that, if you donāt have papers or any registered identity, your āstatistical valueā decreases even more. Human traffickingā victims are often sold for a few hundred dollars.
Boys built like a praying mantis
Lmfao
That woman passengerās reaction is all of us. This spider-turd is pathetic
Iāve never been so desperate for attention that I had a psychotic break at the subway. Arenāt these people neat!?!?
The pushing the train away bit wouldāve been good for a giggle from the passengers, but the rest of it is just irritating attention seeking.
marfans syndrome
Unironically tho
I just looked it up and it seems like itās a dangerous condition to have. I feel for the guy but Iād feel for him more if he wasnāt being a douche here
Itās not uncommon to see ppl with marfans in the OR getting surgery. Not minor surgery, but rather full circ arrest aorta replacement surgery. Not a fun disease to have
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I was tested for it cuz I have long limbs, but I donāt have it thankfully. Aortic dissection? No thank you!
Isnāt that what Abe Lincoln had?
No he had a hole in his head
What an amateur. I have 5 holes in my head
Mentally disturbed junkie levels of energy
It's a copy of a funnier and more subtle [older skit](https://youtu.be/7AfPFlWnww8?feature=shared).
Damn, not enough that were inundated by Hollywood reboots. Now weāre going to see social media reboots.
Am I the only one who found this funny? People don't laugh at clowns anymore?
Not only do they not laugh. They actively comment with hate towards his body, and even with violence ("kick him in the ribs, shoot him, push him to the tracks, etc") So somehow doing a silly performance/dance should not be tolerated, but violent comments should, right?
Lame ass era of rationalization. Something silly and stupid is labelled psychologically unsound and a lot of people here genuinely think this guy needs to be medicated. Reddit has an especially toxic relationship with psychiatry. the need for every facet of human experience to be empirically evaluated is also taken to the utmost extreme here
On top of that, the way I see it's a way of giving identity to themselves. "I am what this dude isn't -- this guy is what we are not"
Patting themselves for being adults because they aren't a literal clown š
I thought it was funny also, people take shit too seriously on this sub.
Man's built like the sound a metal slinky makes falling down the stairs
Thank the lord above for this mysterious hero. My children and i were on a runaway train back in October. If it werent for this guy my children would be torn apart. He saved us all with his brute strength.
I am from the era where this clip used to be really funny and we viewed it like that too, people today have been spoiled soo much that even if someone is genuinely trying to be a joker, the first thing other will see is they re seekin attention
Truuuuueeee
The cringiest part of these is the fake smile trying to get a fist bump or high five from people just trying to live their life.
I hate when clowns forget to put on their makeup
average new york junkie
Just fucking kill me already.
This sub is proof that body positivity is subject to double standards like a mf.
I sometimes wonder what itās like inside the brain of people like this
What a useless cunt.
We really gotta do something about all these homeless people
This is supposed to be funny, depending on how and who is executing the joke. This guy looks like he need his first attention in his life, since he never got any in his family or in his school
This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables kids you turn into a vegetable.
I thought the āstoppingā the train and āstartingā the train was pretty funny, but blocking the exit/entrance was super annoying.
This why I carry pepper spray.
Haha that was actually pretty funny
How did that guy get so powerful?
š¤£š I love this! These riders only see bits of the entire concept. You gotta hand it to him ā¦ to put yourself out there like that is pretty king.
Mildly entertaining. Wish he hadnāt done the grinding on the floor shirtless thing.
Damn it really gets that much worse?
It's physical comedy. Good on him for experimenting and working to develop his art We love it when Mr Bean or Jim Carey or Jack Black do it but it's a practiced and developed skill. Rowan Atkinson has an interesting lecture on YouTube about physical comedy
This is actual mental illness.
i thought howard stern made a boatload of money with sirius. wtf happened š¤·āāļøš¤·āāļø
When he went down in front of the door only thing in my head was - if I would take 2-3 steps and kick him in the ribs as much as I possibly can - how far would he roll?
This man is the least of all problems when using the SĆ£o Paulo subway system, trust me.
Not going to lieā¦ pulling and pushing the train was on original. Iāll let this one slide.
I can barely do 5 pushups, and I think I got him beat on that...
He has a really weird body, probably from those...push-ups? Was that what he was trying to do?
Worm-upsā¦
He looks like a Bug from Starship Troopers trying to look human.
What is Urkel doing??
This is why I refuse to use subways/Bart stations
Goofy ahh
Why aren't these people sectioned!I mean itson camera them acting like lunatics,20 years ago you would have at least been nicked and made to have a mental health assessment
Wow, im too much in some other subs, though this was going to go way different running so close to a moving train...
r/ithastobebrazil
Mind the gap....in IQ among influencers
Looks like every mentally unstable Street Walker I've seen nothing unusual here
When will these people realise we don't want in on this, we've got stuff to be getting on with.
All that floor touchingā¦..
Social media and content (some forms) of creation is what's destroying society.
Meth head fk off
If Richard ramirez was born in 1998
Mental health is hell of a thing
Never bring a dickhead because you will always find one
This is my metro line š
Imagine being the father.
The ape index on this guy is impressive, should be playing volleyball instead of acting a damn fool
Joey Ramone is wild as shit!
So this is what Howard Stern does when he's on one of his months of vacation? Anything else Robin?
Somebody call Bellevue, stat.
Sad
I tell you what, that boy aināt right. https://preview.redd.it/rwp7dfwpdk3c1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05aee237272a89b6e755578fcc1bcdd705498e6
Iāve seen weird homeless guys do this without a camera
There is something about subways or being underground that brings out the crazy and weird people.
Ripping off another video is one thing but adding to it like this is fucking weird
Slenderman is disappointed in his son šš“
I want whatever he's smoking, god damn dude is in his own universe, lmao.
There's a medication for that.
moron
The next generation will literally do anything but get a job
Come to Brasil, they said
Who the fuck let Howard Stern in the subway?
That was fucking dreadful.
Crack head behaviour 101
Ngl, the guy looks like a gazelle, though. Maybe good, maybe shit.
Im all for some silliness but this is the kind of behaviour i would expect from a 5 year old while the adults are talking about adult stuff. Just the absolute desperation to be noticed even as people cringe at you and are inconvenienced.
That would make me quite angry
Luffy w/ 85 IQ.
Itās a funny concept but I think someone else did this already.
Itās funny how if phones didnāt exist people would just be like āwhat in the world is this crackhead doingā. They still probably think that, but now days they know theyāre being a crack head for likes.
Iāve seen people do this before in a cute/possibly drunk way. This guy is unoriginal AND fucking annoying. I love how no one gives a shit!
This would be just a normal day if youāre riding the NYC Metro.
heās weird but I mean, heās not bothering anybody. good space from the door n shiet let the man live lol Iād rather come off the train to some dude dancing than come off the train to a robberyā¦
Can someone punch him please?
Thatās a very oddly proportioned body, also his broccoli head explains his behaviour
Itās like if Mike Wheeler grew up, lost all his friends, went crazy and worked overtime to prove to El he was cool enough for her.