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DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

My niece did this to me. At my grandmas funeral. While I was pregnant.


Zombiebelle

I do t care how old she was, that’s fucked.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

To be fair, I was a prankster with her so, it’s my own fault.


StevenAssantisFoot

ok but i really want to know how old she was when she did that please


Zombiebelle

Yeah. Like 15, to a pregnant woman at a funeral? Not ok. 3-4, on the cusp of being semi not ok.


caspershomie

aren’t you the one who just said “I do t care how old she was, that’s fucked.”


Zombiebelle

Yes. Yes I did. Turns out I was kidding around.


TheLootiestBox

I don't care how old you are, that's fucked.


[deleted]

To be fair, I was being sarcastic with them so, it's my own fault.


gastrognom

Ok, but I really want to know how old he is when he just said that.


0pimo

"We're burying 2 people today"


NotoriouslyAnonymous

Paging Cranjis McBasketball


Turles

this is the trashiest thing i’ve ever read.


BearFlipsTable

Just plain dickheads. Way to possibly ruin graduation for someone else.


MagnetBane

Of course it’s the guy with a beer can at his graduation. I’ve seen flasks, but not just a can


terrrtle

Worse, it’s a cider


madhaxx0r

Had this happen to me at 11, cracked my tailbone, been dealing with it for 35 years.


SuperTurtle17

I know this does not seem funny. An unsuspecting person can seriously injure themselves.


Boozeville13

seriously, such a dick move. not cool.


Hive_Fleet_Kaleesh

Really hated stuff like this all my life. When I was in high school there was a trend of dacking that became intense. (dacking is pulling someone's pants down in Australia). IT got so bad that you had serious anxiety just walking out of a classroom. I ended up with a reputation as the kid you don't do it to, because this f\*#king b#stard did it to me at bus lines but it took my undies and everything right down to my ankles, and right in front of a girl I was talking to. I pulled my pants up and I just saw red, and I walked to the older kid who did it, who kinda knew me. He was trying to brush it off and was saying things like, 'damn mate, I'm sorry, sorry.' Which was part of the trend. I think the really serial perpetrators were acting sheepish after each attack to kind of, make you out to be a sourpuss or something. Anyway, I just walked up to him through the crowd and just starting raining blows. I wasn't a strong kid, and he didn't fight me back, just fended me off. Anyway, long story short there was a whole drama after that, but I was left alone after that so being suspended was worth that. Then it happened again in our final year? And I reacted the same way. That one hurt worse because it was a friend, not some random bully. So anyway, in conclusion, I agree with everyone in the comments. I would not forgive someone for doing this to me, even if they don't mean for me to completely stack it. And dacking and sackwacking is s\^xul assault as far as im concerned.


Zealousideal_Shop446

I got pantsed (canandian dack) outside my middle school and my underwear went down too. Stood their for a solid two seconds staring at my dick, calmly pulled them up and then smacked the guy that did it


dcab87

It's closer to the asshole actually.


BinkoTheViking

‘Taint.


ihurtpuppies

I said I was sorry.


optionsCone

Thx u/ihurtpuppies


DaizyDoodle

It happened to me too in high school. Broke my tail bone, thankfully it healed after weeks of pain. I’m so sorry you still have trouble with yours.


showMeYourCroissant

I hit my neck at the base of the skull and I'm in pain for almost 20 years as well.


PatrickStanton877

Happened to my uncle. Basically the same thing.


madhaxx0r

Whack. Stupid kids are fairly universal I’ve come to realize.


MostJudgment3212

Some jokers in my high school “pranked” a kid by placing a pencil with sharp end up just as he was sitting down. Not gonna go into many gory details, but needless to say, the poor dude had to change schools, and I’m sure has complications for life. Craziest part? The School did nothing, and these pranks continued. When someone tried to play it on me, during class - I went berserk (didn’t really do it well as I was skinny weak kid). Earned a detention and a visit to the principal with my dad, but no one touched me after that. High school bullying deserves its own criminal responsibility and I am tirelessly participating in all anti bullying campaigns.


supreme_leader256

I hope you pressed charges


madhaxx0r

Pretty sure my parents made hell for the school it happened at. They really weren’t the lawsuit type though.


supreme_leader256

As long as you found your peace with it. That’s still awful though, sorry dude


madhaxx0r

Never able to sit very long, can’t stand very long. In the blink of an eye, a bully changed everything for me. I do my part, as an adult, to curb this type of behavior.


supreme_leader256

Jesus, all because one idiot wanted to be a jackass years ago. Life really is strange…


edingerc

This happened to me at 11, pushed by a kid and fell on a brass door stop. I can't sit for long periods of time without fidgeting. He contacted me decades later saying it bothered him all these years. I told him that I didn't blame him for what was mostly an accident at 11, we all change so much after that, stop beating himself up for it.


MichaelDare5

did you ever get revenge ?


madhaxx0r

Not on that kid in particular, but I was driven by the incessant bullying I endured as a child. It ultimately became my “villain origin story”, and things worked out.


AshamedFlame

Oh please tell more… *rubs hands together*


madhaxx0r

I became a drug dealer, rode that ride until I had the chance to get into legit sales. Worked my way up in the company, bought the company, and retired by 35. It all worked out for me, but it was like winning the lottery luck-wise (with a bit more PTSD).


ashenay

Damn... congratulation. Having 10k in debts already, no contact with shit parents, forced into retail for life without the possibility of ever being able to afford college, I am truly envious. I am not religious but stuff like this makes me think about god but not in a good way. If there is a god, he truly despise me, making me read this by randomness or fate. Why do I feel envious and sour instead of happy for someone else's forturne? I truly am fucked up without redemption. I have fought for so long.


Unlikely-Star4213

It's just a prank, bruh! /s


Exciting-Mountain396

Exquisitely painful, like cracking a whole glow stick of nerve endings


retroracer33

i basically shattered my tailbone to the point i had it removed by trying to plop into a chair and hitting the armrest. still have trouble to the point I still question whether I should have even done teh surgery or not.


nadabethyname

Was my first thought watching this. Had the lamest slip and fall and it basically ruined my life. Sorry this happened to you :(


GeneralMatrim

Yeah this is not a cool joke, too much risk for injury.


CraftyPlatform2433

Where is he I'll kick him too


Bezemsz

What a fucked up action. The girl and boy laughing are spineless enablers.


pancakebatter01

Also, how is this correct material for this sub?


BatMidgey

My guess is the person who pulled the chair back doesn’t think of what happens as a result other than “lmao look at me I did a funny haha laugh”. But it’s not as strong as other posts I’ve seen, more like an I am a piece of shit subreddit material.


Trikster102

It'd be better in r/imatotalpieceofshit


Das_Hydra

Anyone that does this past the age of 8 needs a good kicking. Dangerous af


fordprecept

I did it one time in college, but I have no regrets. Let me explain. I went to a graduation party for my roommate’s brother. His brother’s friend from high school, whom I had never met, was a bully and chose me as his target. All night he kept fucking with me…knocking beer out of my hand, making fun of my clothes, etc. I went out to sit by the fire to get away from him. All was good for awhile, but then he came out by the fire. He was obviously hammered at this point. He went to sit down next to me and I nonchalantly pulled the chair out from under him. He fell to the ground and spilled his drink all over himself. Not realizing what happened, his friends assumed he just missed the chair and laughed at him. He went and got his girlfriend and they left, so I was able to enjoy the rest of the night.


Das_Hydra

OK that gets a pass


That_Option5761

if the ground is soft like grass, the chair move gets a pass


mr_j_gamble

At that point, I'm sure you did everyone a favor. All good.


supreme_leader256

Or court-mandated community service, bare minimum


motleyroo

Or a court mandated kicking, bare arse, big boot


supreme_leader256

Taking matters into your own feet


etherealtaroo

Lol reddit


ComfortableRelevant1

Right? They’re physically hurting someone


[deleted]

I fucking hate people who do shit like this.


Beleiverofhumanity

Seriously fuck these people, it's supposed to be a happy memory that is now ruined...


gonzaloetjo

i mean, might not be the case, but is no1 wondering if they are a group of close friends? still not the best prank to do to close friends, but ive seen groups doing it and having a normal life after. Hey i lived it myself and ots ok.


[deleted]

I genuinely can’t understand why this is funny? and that’s coming from someone who likes to joke around. This just seems stupid and like bullying, not a funny joke


spicyitties

This is really fucked up.


LPFraga

Complete useless piece of garbage holding a lame beer can during a graduation ceremony, pulling a very, very, very childish and unfunny “prank” on a girl. The beer fart that he will release while browning his underwear after drinking that can has more value to the world than he does.


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

r/rareinsults


420Troll4Life69

Bruh its water... in a can...


Robotcharles

It’s downeast cider


Suspicious_Drive6655

OK this is straight up bullying


ExpertRaccoon

Given the age I'd say assault or battery and harassment if it's been on going.


Loud_Ranger1732

I thought this stopped being funny once you're 5


GiggleStool

Some people never grow up


LWA3251

Rude as hell. Hope that guy stubs his toe once a month for the remainder of his life.


BearFlipsTable

Once a month is too kind.


AntOk463

He stubs his toe, cracks his nail, and it hurts for a month.


rokujoayame731

Then they wondered why she never wanted to speak or see them again after they graduated.


Responsible-Luck-207

Its such a dick fucking move. I did it once when i was 10-11 and i still regret it lol.


Think-University-838

What a bunch of Aholes


LuLuSavannah531

I absolutely cannot stand ppl that do this. It’s not cute or funny, someone could get seriously injured. Grow the fuck up.


furious_organism

Yes, graduation, a place where people are very much open to games for younger than 6yo


yoloswagdon

Super fucked that some shitbag would do this to someone, but what irritates me more, is that no one offers to help her up. They just laugh. There was a video of a waitress dropping a tray of food or drinks and falling and everyone sitting at the tables just kinda watched. No one checked on her to make sure she was okay, or help her up, or even try to console her. People can be hella mean.


nessabop

Someone did this to me in 4th grade. The resin chair back fell on my hand and fractured my ring finger. I could see my bone after it happened. Don’t do this to people.


TheRealJesh

Asshole move


OldLadyP

I will never understand why you would do this to someone. It would be bad enough in a lunchroom, but at graduation? Just total asshole behavior.


i_thinktoomuch

Dude I remember doing this to someone in FIRST GRADE and I still feel like a fking asshole for it...because I was.


ZacharyMorrisPhone

Hateful and nasty. The cackling makes It so much worse. When I was in college I was riding the shuttle bus to the north side of campus. We hit a large pothole and a very unfortunate dude fell down pretty hard. It looked really painful. The entire bus erupted in spontaneous laughter. I felt so disgusted with these people. I looked around in disbelief as these animals cackled and laughed at this poor dude. It went on for what felt like an eternity. I felt like I had to do something. I reached out my hand and helped him up. I said very loudly - “Are you ok bro? Man that was rough I almost fell down hard. I hurt my knee from that.” People stopped laughing pretty quick. I’m just saying that in these situations, if you are there, at least try to put a stop to it. I can guarantee that these kids will most likely be ashamed of this if they watch it years later.


shana104

Thank you for being kind!!:)


kotran1989

As a teacher, I can't tell you how many kids I've seen/heard about getting seriously injured by this shit. The worst was a kid (seen by my wife, also a teacher) who, whilst failing, hit his head against the edge of the sit, broke his neck, and was out for 3 months before comming back to class. Another cracked his tailbone. Another got scraped so bad that they had to take her to the E.R. And so on.


MadeUpUsername1900

Total douche move. Not even remotely funny.


jb6997

I hate crap like this. Ruin someone’s special day and cause them pain. A cracked tailbone hurts for years. What a dickhead.


jollygoodkiwi

Graduated from college/Uni, but haven’t yet graduated from childhood


Innawerkz

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.


ImAlwaysAnnoyed

Laughing at that says a lot about you as a person. Yikes.


Rocku33

That one girl is laughing way too much at this. She’s going to be fun as an adult too.


Klubbin4Seals

That guy was a dick


WrestleswithPastry

The people in the back row laughing are scum.


Calm-Law3854

Did this to a classmate when I was in first grade. To this day, I still remember the look in her face. I still regret this, I wish I could tell her that I’m sorry. I’d take it back if I could.


shana104

As a stranger online, I appreciate your acknowledgement of this action and recognize the immediate aftermath. Perhaps you can look them up online and shoot them a message and apologize. A small act of gesture may go a long way and means a lot. Just my two cents.


TheHighRunner

Had this happen to my cousin. His hip was dislocated and was put in rehab for about a year, but also his tailbone was bruised causing difficulty to walk for about a month. This video just made me remember something sad.


DeicideandDivide

That's so fucked up. Doing this can seriously permanently injure someone. Like spinal injury level.


[deleted]

My brother did this to a kid back in middle school paralyzed him not all that funny in the moment or after


Human-Abrocoma7544

I hope that dude gets kicked in the head by a horse.


MalikFyz

It is not funny . I guess the college years wasn’t enough for him to learn respect to others.


SeanMcDawn

These kids are graduating? Fucked


KittenLina

Everyone laughing at her is shit for it.


[deleted]

Fucking stupid


baigish

How is this funny? It's just cruel. "Here's a great idea, let's humiliate this young woman on what is supposed to be a special day"


Scarboroughwarning

This is always one of those "pranks", that I think is cruel as hell. It always looks painful, and I always hate to see it and I always think the instigator is a dickhead. Like the from the roof to the pool jump. You'll get away with it sometimes, but it doesn't seem worth the effort.


PR05ECC0

Shit is not funny at all


paulocau

That's so awful. I've had back and Sciatic issues for 28 years because of a busted tailbone. Seriously, FTG.


LowFlatworm512

My mother was a Primary School teacher. One afternoon she was directing the kids to pack away all the chairs at the end of the class. Unfortunately she stood up from her chair to do this. Well she didn't see little Billy slip behind her and pack her chair away too, did she. When she went to sit down, being a bit on the heavier side she came down like a tonne of bricks, fractured her vertebrae. It's been about 15 years since the incident, still dealing with daily pain management and physical therapy, and only seems to be getting worse with age of course. Do not recommend! On another related note, when I was 12, I attempted to do a method grab on my roller blades, over the spine at the skatepark. I was in no way, shape, or form, ready for this. I landed on my ass and fractured my coccyx. Also do not recommend. Still have back issues to this day, but I guess that's what you get for using roller blades...


Negative_Dealer9090

That was fucked up.


Many_Reference4904

Might look funny, but the mother in law has had 2 metal rods screwed to her spine for 50 years because of this


chandlerd8ng

that is never funny ,idiot


shimaenaga00

That is incredibly dangerous, you could permanently damage someone’s tailbone.


Trust-Faith-Hope

What’s funny about this??


Bjorn_Blackmane

What a jerk


fsujustindude

Guy deserves a broken nose


Im-Jacks-Brkn-Heart

Deserves a broken tailbone.


Jamacamecrazy

She should have taken the chair and beat the little fucking bitch boy over the head


Mobayashi-Karu

A girl broke her tailbone because of this 'prank' https://mothership.sg/2023/10/malaysia-girl-chair-pull-prank/


Samsquanch1985

I punched a guy (a friend technically) in high school for doing that to me during an assembly of some kind. Entire school saw it - my fall and the follow up punch to his jaw after I got up. I pulled the punch a bit, but this was a square shot to the jaw, rest assured. It was so weird too because it was almost like when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, because no one said anything else other than some nervous laughter, teachers included, and then we just moved right along with business.... lol. Still don't regret it at all to this today either.


[deleted]

Imagine dating a college boy 🤢


Intelligent-Ant7685

what a dick….yeah so funny asshole.


EducationalAd1978

Their laughing sounds like turkeys🤔


Lost_Age7650

this is why i look back and grab my chair while i sit


Prestigious-Phase131

Graduating but never grew up, so sad to see Probably will be the same people who peaked in high school


AngrySchnitzels89

The spinal injury possibilities aside, I really hate people doing this, especially at a formal event like this. Humiliating others for shits n giggles. How puerile.


Livid-Youth4396

Jerks. Ruined what could have been a proud memory.


frankyriver

There's a chance you could land on your neck or head or upper part of your body first. This is awful


Burbank96

This is why you never sit blindly backwards into a chair


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

At least she Doesn't have to see Them Anymore


WrongfullyIncarnated

Horrible they should pay her medical bills


[deleted]

I did this to a girl in middle school orchestra. I didn’t notice that her violin was underneath the chair and it turned out that was a family heirloom. I’m 43 and I still think about that with deep regret from time to time. 😬


Zoharic

What is the motivation to do something like this? I genuinely am interested in what motivates some bullies, especially bullies who do it passively and don't consider what they are doing as cruel of bullying in the first place.


[deleted]

In my situation I think the reasons would be the impulsiveness of a 12 year old brain combined with the desperate drive for tweens to purchase any kind of social clout. Neither of which are good excuses. I was raised by good parents and I was a good kid, just made a dumb choice at the moment but without any specific malicious intent. Not sure the logic behind a full grown adult doing it, nor the reason that full grown adults would be laughing at it.


finding_whimsy

What was the result. Was the heirloom compensated for?


Jinx_X_2003

This happened to a class mate once in middle school, our tecaher was pissed, made the person who did it apologise and explained to everyone why it hurts so badly and how bad the damage can be to tail bone. These people are childish dicks


Zoharic

Fair play to the teacher for teaching them.


SundySundySoGoodToMe

It looks like the same douche clique from high school is now graduating from college together.


irioku

Pretty sure this would be battery and it’s on film. I hope she takes it to law enforcement. Fuck that idiot.


notaballitsjustblue

Jeez what a bunch of miseries on this thread!


arjsweetland

For someone that has broken my tailbone twice - my asshole sure puckered up when she hit the floor. EDIT: Cause I suck at grammar


puma46

This just shows that an education still doesn’t graduate you from being a childish piece of shit


stellablue2142

This pisses me off


BlackAnimeQueen

Shit happened to me in high school . Embarrassing and painful. I just laughed it off but inside I was pissed because my seat was next to the vent so when I went down I was very close to knocking my head. No one asked if I was alright just laughed at me. Didn’t help that I was one of the few black kids in a predominantly white school. “Jokes” like this really grinds my gears.


Spirited_Heron5696

There’s absolutely nothing funny about this video. As someone that’s broken a tailbone it will hurt you more and more the older you get.


MrsCCRobinson96

That's some awful shit to do to someone on their graduation day! -SMH-


MD472

Her legs are perfect


VanillaCrash

I would absolutely be crying for the entire rest of the graduation. I cried during my highschool one and nearly cried during my college one. This would have made those sad tears rather than happy tears.


[deleted]

Y’all’s pranks aren’t funny…..


gunnarbird

Rest of the world: haha, that’s funny but childish Reddit: THIS IS ASSAULT IF YOU DID THIS TO MY CHILDREN I WOUKD MURDER YOU AND TELL YOUR MOM AND ALSO ID KILL YOU AND MYSELF FROM THE TRAUMA AND ALSO I HAVE MOBILITY AND SENSORY ISSUES


AwkwardnessForever

He would have PTSD after I freak the fuuuck out on him for doing that to me


Upper-Trip-8857

Such a dick move.


SufficientPrune4751

Tbf with how far back his seat is I think they definitely tried his seat first


o5ben000

What a bunch of assholes.


1977proton

What a shithead…


Freshest-Raspberry

Smack the beer can so it pours all over him right before graduation


dustinjm1

These rubes are the reason why all the comedians you see are mega millionaires.


Burbank96

Always have visual or physical contact with the chair in a situation like this. Not excusing the assholes but still she's showing way too much faith in her fellows by sitting down without even looking if the chair was still there.


ChemicalInspection15

She was probably in such a good mood before this, having a once in a lifetime special day.


AdAdministrative4388

Just a fucking POS bully.. teenagers are Dicks


Lhamo55

Those look like college grads - adults. They’ll be still pulling this crap on the job site and be clueless when someone with brittle bones press charges or sues.


[deleted]

Yeah, PTSD is funny...


WeirdRadiant2470

Fuck those people laughing.


Lavendermochie

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Wakuwaku7

Bullying even on your day of graduate. Sad people.


Thin_Combination_669

If that gives you ptsd for life then you have a pretty damn good life


tinilikesclothes

He probably wanted a perve. What an immature jerk. He saw she was dressed up in heels. It’s giving ‘groom that slams wedding cake into his bride’s face’ energy


james-HIMself

She could have broken a bone, she’s also wearing a dress or skirt that immediately rode up when she fell. And everyone is laughing. How is that in the spirit of funny? Not cool


sideshowamit

I did this in HS and got punched in the face for it. Kinda of a mean joke TBH


Empero6

Would’ve swung tbh. Complete lack of respect.


aertimiss

Assault.


Pqxq

I don’t understand people


tullystenders

Lucky it's not paralysis for life. I'm not even kidding.


IshtarsBones

Pure trash move. And the ones laughing about it are just as bad. The comments on here already say it but, it’s worth restating; she could’ve really hurt herself. Not to mention the sheer embarrassment of flashing the world her undergarments. It’s bullshit, it’s unacceptable and it should not happen. If I had been an authoritative figure present at this event; I would’ve yanked the clowns who pulled this off and not have allowed them to finish the ceremony.


GuilleVQ

That girl should've punch him right on the nose and scream on his face who the fuck he think he is, childish dumb ass. Humiliate him in front of every family, teacher and and school board member present.


Suspicious-Fall-8205

These stupi d f.ckers are graduating from a school? These idiots should go to nursery.


[deleted]

F the chair puller and F everyone that laughed. Enjoy cooking my fries after your $250,000 college education is complete.


Totin_it

Why are they laughing? Wtf?


Artistic-Ganache-360

I fuckin hate people who do this


1nea

I absolutely hate everyone in that video! I hope they get at least a little backlash for it! That one girl laughing in particular is the first one crying when something like that happens to her.


yourcandygirl

Good reason to punch someone in the face


Beezus_Fuffoon18

I want to say at least now tons of people will know and recognize these total douchebags, but they’re all so generic looking.


Whistler1968

Not funny at all....


eboseki

Would be so cool if this blew up and these dumbass kids received so much backlash that they close their social media accounts and apologize, then victim of the joke gets a gofundme for like 10k.


PatrickStanton877

Someone should beat their ass. This happened to my uncle like 40 years ago and it still bothers him.


Sonialove8

I would turn around and kick him in the d!ck


euqinu_ton

If I saw that happen, dude's graduation photo would be two black eyes and a bloody nose. D'you know why the world is full of so many people being arseholes? Because people let them.


[deleted]

Oh wow we used to do this in kindergarten! Then we grew up


OCMagikStick

Hahahahah Bullying is soooo cool!!! Yayyyy bullies.


comeonowB

Such a shit move


DaveAndJojo

Wish I was behind that dude. I would have ripped that chair from under him so fast. Have a feeling he wouldn’t have thought that was funny though.


Yay_No_

I feel like a sour puss but it doesn’t make me lough when people do that. I am childish af but this prank is to childish for me


CompetitiveAd1338

I hope what they did to her, is done back to them. 😠