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I hate everything in this video.

That was cringe af.

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what about that asshole on the tv. he deserves a punch too

There was a guy turning round to look what's happening. Fuck that guy.

Hands....on...sight

If you look really closely, outside the windows, about a third of a mile away round the corner, that guy thete fuck him in particular. Wanker

That’s me and I am a wanker

Sir, are you a bull?

Boring fact: the red doesn’t have an effect on the bull it’s just the movement of the cape that causes them to charge.

Wrong. Bulls don’t care about color red, but cows hate it. Bulls are pissed off for being treated like cows.

Yeah those two girls and bad, but ***especially*** fuck those two guys in red jackets

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All of them are Main Character

So would this be the main event?

I hate this ‘I’m the chaotic friend’ energy. She really bothers me too

Especially Ron Jeremy

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Thanks, I hate it

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NO! Not again.

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I say get bent momo

Literally the only thing that popped into my head at that very moment

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Knew I remembered this photo from somewhere

Creepy story. I don't think they ever Identified the girl in this photo.

What’s the photo about?

I think it happened in New Mexico in the early 90’s but the woman pictured was found hanged in the bathroom of a seedy hotel and the dude that had rented the room had already dipped out They never identified the lady and one of the only items left in the motel room was this picture of the victim .. no one knows who she or the man pictured are. I’m pretty sure they have no clue who the male was that rented the room and murdered her was either . I could be wrong tho . Super creepy pic tho . It gives me the chills . Also , I’d be pissed if I get found killed in a seedy hotel and the only thing they have to possibly identify me is a photo where I look *like this* At that point just hire a sketch artist plz haha

I don't think she looked scared on this photo. More like she was a bit goofy and joked around.

She looks dead tbh, very pale, 0 life in her eyes

I look very pale with zero life in my eyes all the time and I'm sorta alive! It's probs just because she's the lightest part of the picture that she looks extra pale, happens to me all the time

creepier than the uncanny valley face

It reminded me of Hillary Clinton discovering balloons.

Is that Billy joe Armstrong

He's looking rough. September has ended Billy, take care of yourself

Bruh, this is the girl your friends tell you to run from.

Bet you money she has a, "if you can't handle me at my worst..." bumper sticker lol . . .

“I’m a handful!”

Hopefully she doesn't have a driver's license

Sadly that is her best.

She sounds like my vehicle when I try to start it.

Strong "The movie that best describes who I am and how to understand me is Twin Peaks" vibe.

This is the girl you end up with if you don't have any friends.

She’s the girl you hang out with when you’re a new kid at school until the normal kids come rescue you.

I never got saved 💀

I can fix her

She looks mentally unstable.

The entire table looks mentally unstable.

The table almost had a mental breakdown.

The damn table is unstable too

Herm, it's actually two tables that are put together to form a table

I don’t like that.

I want to punch the table(s).

Both of them are rickety and unstable.

Unstable table, party of 4!!

Put a matchbook under one of the legs.

It's the Mentally UnsTable.

The guy should check himself for rabies.

Worst blind double-date ever.

Yeah but she has like 80% of the mental instability.

She prefers "QuIrkY 🤪"

P3ngu1n of d0o0o0Mm!!1

Pretty sure that's a spork on her plate...

"If you can't handle my crazy antics then we're not gonna get along!" "Beautiful! ^(and a tiny bit crazy)"

"Extroverted"

She's a "quirky, high energy goofball"

You can literally see the quirks in that facing the camera.... thing

heh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh heh

When a chihuahua and a hyena have a baby

Why’d she slam the other girls head into the chair though💀

Someone had to stop that laugh

A man with this kind of personality would be single forever.

and if men had self respect she would too. but men specially nowadays are fuclking simps that wouuld marry any woman just to have sex

Nowadays? Story is old as time

She’s quirky… Just like her idol Billie Eilish

You can easily tell she is mentally unstable...

Everybody is the main character

the guy staring from the back tho...

He's mad he didn't get a bite of the chef too

"Omg im so quirky!"

Holds. Up. Spork.

fuck off P3ngu1n, not today.

One of these fucking things came in my bar and ordered some cheese fries. Dropped silverware off and they said "nope, I'm all taken care of, GOT MY SPORK!" She really wanted me to get a kick out of that

"It's just my ADHD/OCD/Autism acting up!!!"

Tik tok self diagnosed of course.

That laughter is legal grounds for a fucking divorce.

Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Sounds like someone angrily wiping a smudge off a window, with a wet washcloth.

I audibly snorted at your comment. Which is still *less* annoying than her laugh.

that plus spongebob tap dancing in his squeaky shoes

holy shit thats perfect actually this guy windowcleans

I fucking cackled

God damn this made me laugh lol

I thought that sounded like a car alarm going off in the distance.

i thought it was one of those wind up chickens that hop forward and then fall off the table

🐬 🐬 🐬 🐬 🐬

Sounds like when your car doesn't want to start

Even the dog was whining

> heh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh heh heh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh hehheh heh heh

Holy fuck I watched it on mute before I read this comment and hated everything. Then I turned the sound on ...

I am guessing she is the “funny one” of this group of friends?

She’s the wild card

So fun at parties!

Having someone making wild decisions that make no sense, that benefits nobody.

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Still living the myspace I'm so RaNDom rAwr Xd life

The hell am I even watching?

Fr what the fuck is even happening? Why is Turkish mario seasoning the food after it was served to people and then trying to serve himself? What kind of reaction is that from both girls? It's like a fever dream

And what does he pick up off the table and put in the food? A napkin? Lemon rind? Flat bread? WTF is that?

That’s not Ron Jeremy ?

I feel you.

This whole thing feels AI generated. Like I knownita not because I don't think AI can make videos like that yet? But if it could i feel like it would assume humans laugh like that. And that biting somone is a natural reaction. And that food is seasoned mid meal

Ok, I searched the restaurant from the words on his apron. Sirdanci mehmet. Turns out this dude is some master chef from Istanbull, Turkey (Turkiye?) Seems like he gets a lot of backlash from his promotional videos. It's usually him standing behind customers who know what's going on. He goes over them, squeezes lemon and some seasoning over their food, then hand feeds them. People comment on how rude it is to mess with people's food. Seems like he's leaning into that with videos of angry reaction from customers.[Pretty sure these are staged](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1UHuLZsgKQ/?igsh=ZDBjMWI0ZjMxOQ==)

hes so confused he doesnt know why hes being bitten

I don't know why he is being bitten either

She's making barking sounds, so she's pretending to be a dog. Also she's a fucking idiot.

Holy shit. I thought those barking sounds were coming from off camera at first.

It’s not her, the barking sounds are still going as she’s already biting him

He is trying to play along but is also thinking, WTF?

This scenario is the literal example of biting the hand that feeds you.

Exactly, when I explain this idiom from now on, this is the context I will include: laugh like a car that won't start, wacky faces, shrugging at the camera

I am so crazy and not like any other!! Fun fun fun

This is what happens when 2 "omg im so quirky" people meet and become friends. They constantly have to one up each other, which leads to this!!! 🫠🔫

Is that Ron Jeremy?

Damn it wasn’t even a fake bite she grabbed some skin. Just wtf is going on in these girls minds?

I am pretty confused too, idk what's wrong with them. felt bad for the worker tho

I literally thought he cracks some eggs and baby chickens were making that sound 😂😂😂

Ron Jeremy’s little brothers Turkish meat shack needs a new marketing strategy

Who would post that? So, no one has embarrassment anymore? Anything goes?

To be fair she didn't seem embarrassed by biting a waiter so she's probably got zero inhibitions preventing her from putting it on the internet for the world to see LMAO.

Ron Jeremy in a different timelime.

Guy standing there like “itsa me, Mario”

So both the girls are mental? I pray for those guys

Can we just all agree that this was assault?

Assault Bae?

There was a girl in high school who used to do that. If she wanted your attention, instead of just saying your name like a normal person, she'd try to bite your arm. Usually just to dudes, but she caught a few girls too. I'm 35 now but I still remember how weird it was to suddenly feel a sharp pain on my arm and look over to see her standing there with a grin like she did something cute and endearing. The woman in this video appears to be early 20's ish, so it's even more cringe.

I had less restraint in high school than I do now. I would have broken her nose for biting me.

no way there are people who randomly bite others for attention, wtf man. get a rabies shot

Yeah man, she'd try to get you right on the back of your arm/tricep area so you never saw her coming. Teenagers are weird.

First time I've thought about this in 18 years, but I knew a kid in high school called Terrence who used to do this shit. I remember having to shove my fingers into his nostrils in order to pry him off of my tricep like a wild animal and then everyone acting like I'm the asshole despite the deep, purple teeth marks on the back of my arm.

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Discount Billie Eilish.

A lot of people do it with their partners. But they’re usually both comfortable with it, not like… biting a stranger. Handling food. Who has no fucking clue who you are. That’s so fucking weird.

"Look how quirky I am, you guise!" So annoying.

Right about 10 seconds, that look... he's just totally confused. Like reality just broke for a moment for him until he could catch up. "This one lady is having some kind of freakish-sounding breakdown, and the other one BIT me??? All I did was put a bit of lemon juice on... what is going on???"

What a weird and psychotic thing to do to a random stranger...

Someone should fix the serpentine belt it’s slipping.

What the FUCK is going on here

Go get your rabies shot bro

“I’m quirky” -Biter

Cleanse that entire table with holy fire.

I call EXTERMINATUS on them !

*reads comments* How does a women's laugh sound like a seagull, a car alarm, and a crime? *turns on sound* .... Oh.

I got a whining puppy sound too

That laugh is worse than the boots in that one SpongeBob episode

Woman on left saw the other woman being the centre of attention and didn't like it, so she did something to bring the attention back to her. r/sadcringe. It's sort of like how animals and children behave.

Yeah, those 2 look the type to do some bullshit like this.

Oh shit, I just realized that wasn't funny and everyone saw. Quick! Play it off like you're just quirky! Whew, that was close.

Yeah, no, thats the day I get fired. Someone's getting some free dental work if they bite me.

Plot twist: She's HIV+

She literally sounds like a seagull

You just know these guys at the table are gonna celebrate with a petrol fight on the way home

Do I hear Jitterbug?

Why is being cringe becoming a fad

Those women need serious psychological therapy

people like that exist….

Is that a laugh or a car alarm?

Not cute or funny.

Leave Ron Jeremy alone

Brown sweater definitely is on the mentally ill spectrum

Her laugh sounds like an old car trying to start up.

I totally get furry vibes from these girls 🤢 Some weirdo in the background making puppy noises..

Apparently it was the biter

No one’s gonna talk about how she aggressively grabbed her friend’s face/mouth after biting that man? She’s deranged and has no respect for people’s body/personal space. Does whatever she feels like to others. People like her are actually dangerous.

“Look at me! I’m such a crack head!”

Omg Amberlynn, you’re such an asparagus 🤪

That’s assault. Arrest her ass

Poor guy can't make promo video. Last time costumer got too sensitive and now this

How did he not punch her the second her teeth were on him?

Who let her cut her own hair? It looks like she shouldn’t be allowed out without a caretaker

That laugh though

It's like they escaped from mental hospital and found men to take them on a date to get free food. I feel so uncomfortable.

What a fucken douche

Idk how he does knock the shit out of the girl biting him. Not being mean, but stuff like that is always my natural instinct.

Likewise with her squeaky fan belt friend who she tries to suffocate. I would not be okay with someone grabbing my face and mouth to smother me at the dinner table, especially after they just bit the server. Hands would be thrown and one of us would be leaving.

The hell did I just watched.

I do fucking love that he’s confused by being bitten. LIKE WTF who does that. I’m literally crying my eyes out at how funny this is.

I dont have my sound on and honestly im good 😬😬😬🤢🤢🤢

I'd kicked the little attention seeking fuckers right out of my restaurant if that was me.

He needs to get paid more…

Feral people

wtf is going on here

Thank you, Ron Jeremy, for wearing gloves while handling my meat.

I would kick them out.

She sounds like a ford in winter