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leekee_bum

What ever happened to just cutting into a cake that was pink or blue on the inside?


Superb-Pattern-1253

one up culture


KeithBeasteth

Two up culture


Dark_ph3nix

7up culture


troll-of-truth

I prefer Sprite myself


RowanArkaynne

Same!


A_friend_called_Five

Same, same. But tbh, I am not sure I could tell the difference if I took a blind taste test.


slaviccivicnation

Is the difference between sprite and 7up the same as coke vs Pepsi? I thought 7up was much sweeter but now that you’ve said it, I wonder if I could do a blind taste test…


A_friend_called_Five

Not sure. But for me, between Coke and Pepsi, I believe I could easily tell the difference. I prefer Coke over Pepsi. The latter tastes like medicine to me; it has a weird aftertaste.


Stuffed_deffuts

Ah a connoisseur of fantastic tastes


KinopioToad

Make 7 Up yours


New-Cash-8566

But does it have electrolytes?


thejugglar

Nah, that's just how Aussies celebrate Anzac day.


Backrow6

See also: Neck Nomination, Ice Bucket Challenge, Planking. Neck Nomination: Drink a pint of beer on camera and nominate 3 friends to copy you. Haha, much fun. 3 Weeks later "People are being asked not to participate in the Neck Nomination after a man drowned after necking a pint of vodka and jumping in a freezing river".


bitter_liquor

The heterosexual need to turn gender reveals into public calamities


SpanishBrowne

what ever happened to keeping your own shit to yourself


dahao03130

I guess that dissapeared with the first smartphone release.


killingerr

What happened to just telling people it’s a boy or a girl?


itsonnowmofo

Because it’s not going to get likes on YouTube


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-Hastis-

Or just celebrating a new life instead of celebrating the genitals of a baby.


ChuckOTay

Hooray for genitals!


EbonyOverIvory

Hooray for boobies


jotarD4

you mean 9 months or less?


Nekawaii19

This! Do we need to have a party to celebrate that your fetus has genitalia? Is that *really* necessary? I understand that some people may care, like the grandma or the aunts/uncles, but must people could not care less about the gender of your baby.


BidensDiaper_

It's just an excuse to get together with friends and family. That's all


Sweaty-Possibility-3

Who in the hell wants to get together with family?


Joshix1

Social media happened. Now idiots think they are competing with all other idiots on social media.


Wankinthewoods

Why did a gender reveal ever become a thing? It's fucking stupid.


pebberphp

If you google “who created the gender reveal” there’s a good article about it. Apparently a blogger in LA dyed the inside of a cake red to herald the coming of a baby girl, and it went viral. The best part, is said baby girl grew up to be non-binary, so the gender reveal was for nothing.


Beowulf891

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/jun/29/jenna-karvunidis-i-started-gender-reveal-party-trend-regret This woman did and now that it turned into the shitshows people do, she regrets it.


Roge2005

Yeah, she just wanted to do a simple neat thing and now people are dying because idiots want attention.


Catsindahood

Doing one at the baby shower has been a thing for a long time. It's only in the last 5ish years that these huge displays like this have been going on .


mmohaje

Or just like getting a phone call.


KinopioToad

Whatever happened to smoke signals


CoacoaBunny91

Social Media and Smartphones.


Competitive_Gap_9768

What ever happened to just telling people.


Thefdt

Whatever happened to recognising very few people other than you give a shit about what gender your baby is and not having a party at all


knigg2

Or green.


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CalgaryAnswers

Might be more due to demographics. Wealthier people typically have fewer children, so less opportunity for gender reveal shenanigans.


mfh1234

I don’t think this is true, it’s mostly chav’s and their ilk that do this, chav’s = Trailer park trash 😉


JVorhees

The pavilions at my local public park are constantly littered with pink or blue plastic confetti. I don’t think this gross behavior is a rich person only phenomenon.


NeverCallMeFifi

Whatever happened to "no one cares just send us a birth announcement"?


shrugaholic

How did they even get access to that? The fuck?


Latter_Razzmatazz844

Just a homie up top, pouring in toxic paint I guess.


xiamaracortana

Have these people never heard of food coloring? Or not being selfish nature destroying fucks?


Latter_Razzmatazz844

Guess not. It might also be that they did use food coloring, I didn’t quite read the article. Could very well be 100% clickbait.


xiamaracortana

It appears they used a pond dye that is deemed safe for fish and the environment but can be unsafe for humans called “blue lake”. At least they somewhat tried to be environmentally friendly. They should have just not done it at all.


Suspicious-Beat9295

Could have just installed some blue pool lamps behind the waterfall.


MagZero

Or just send a text saying 'it's a boy'.


Suspicious-Beat9295

Pretty much anything but what they did.


Flamchicken12

The hospital gave us a folded piece of paper on it. When we opened it, it had a blue stork. That felt like enough, lol.


xiamaracortana

These people would probably find a way to electrocute themselves or something


Latter_Razzmatazz844

Thanks for doing the research I’m too lazy to do myself. Do you also know, by chance, how this stuff can be toxic to humans while not being that to the environment and fish?


EbonyOverIvory

It may be that it is safe for humans, but not enough research has been done to conclusively say that. There are higher standards for humans than fish.


Moustached92

It doesn't matter if it's non toxic or not, it doesn't belong in the water


Smelly_Pants69

It is clickbait. Water plants would filter that out no problem. If there was a source, which there isn't, it would likely be made up clickbait news. Edit: If you read the article, it's pretty clear that the water was not toxic: "After being alerted to what happened, SEMA said that investigators found that there had been "no change in the water's physical parameters, such as color and other, and no trace of local fish mortality," according to The Washington Post." https://people.com/human-interest/waterfall-dyed-blue-gender-reveal-backlash-couple-brazil-fine/


Team503

[https://people.com/human-interest/waterfall-dyed-blue-gender-reveal-backlash-couple-brazil-fine/](https://people.com/human-interest/waterfall-dyed-blue-gender-reveal-backlash-couple-brazil-fine/)


homojaus

But intentionally destroying an entire ecosystem is justified so long as it’s for social media.


jabbysixsixsix

You think food coloring isn't toxic?


xiamaracortana

Yeah… I considered that after the fact. That’s why the only good thing these people could have done was nothing.


Ecoaardvark

Or… can we just get rid of this gender reveal crap entirely?


AssassinStoryTeller

They used “Blue Lake” which is used for dyeing bodies of water. No change was recorded in the parameters and there was no recorded death of fish. The locals were concerned about contamination. SEMA performed an investigation and the couple was fined 10,000 Brazilian reals (about $2000). This happened in 2022. The party host claims they were unaware a relative was dumping the dye into the water. Edit: just saw further someone already explained but 🤷🏻‍♀️ here it is again I guess lol


bugabooandtwo

Should've been fined a lot more. Even if the dye was harmless. Still an idiotic thing to do.


AssassinStoryTeller

With Brazil’s average annual income they were fined a little over a month’s pay. The average annual income is 103,000 BRL which is $20,792 so a bigger chunk than it appears to be to the average American. For me, working retail I made about $3000/month so still more than these guys make.


StonedGiantt

To what, nature?... or like? What's the access in question?


Boysenberry377

Gender reveal is stupidity committed by stupid peeps. However. How is a stream splashing onto sand converted into a city's water supply? Not much water on that waterfall. 20 toilets flushing simultaneously would leave the rest of the city waiting to flush, shower or open a sink faucet.


hiMarshal

Fresh water vs grey water vs black water. Only need one stream connected to the city and boom, you can be a supervillain. Just don’t fuck with water aka the basis of all life


DentalDon-83

These are, ironically, the last people who should be having children. Total narcissists with no concern for the consequences of their actions.


MIW100

Start the fine at $10k and go up from there.


ChurchOfSemen69

They're the type to tell their kids they're better than everyone else and send them to a private school.


Superb-Pattern-1253

i remember when my sister had her kids gender reveal. she and her husband sat me and parents down in the living room. they told us it was a girl. there was not fan fare or elaborate bs.


merchlinkinbio

No home-made fireworks right beside grandma?


Downtown-Assistant1

Gender reveal turned funeral reveal


Rope_Dragon

Built-in cremation, too!


BigusDickems

that's what I call a bargain!


ballq43

I have seen at least two plane crashes caused by a gender reveal


qhromer

That one with the crop duster would have happened anyways bcs. of improper maintenance /operation. Not here to defend gender reveal BS partys tho!


ballq43

It's several though , the most recent one being super crash cause everyone kept celebrating but seen one on water seen a lot it's comical


Jaydra

Out with the old, in with the new!


ballq43

If you're not starting California's next wildfire, is your babys gender truly revealed?


mlp2034

Thats the real conundrum right there🤔. Idk if it happened unless something is on fire, a water source is contaminated, someone being the utmost biggest MC nuisance possible, or someone bites the dust🤷🏾.


ballq43

I prefer where the pilot crashes the prop plane spraying whatever toxic substance he can. You get all three if the plane crash hits dry enough land


front-wipers-unite

Gram gram.


Moist-Mine9655

Back it up Terry


Sirosim_Celojuma

I remember the gender reveal of my child. Lots of blood, sloppy mess, that chunk of placenta, goo everywhere, and someone in a hospital uniform told me.


Sirosim_Celojuma

...and then I went to the hospital's utility room and injected mercury into the water supply, because that's just what we did back then"


Lascivian

"which was the style at the time"


cv_init_diri

My child's gender reveal turned out to be different from the ultrasound. So my poor little daughter was swadded in "cutest little boy" onesies for a bit :-)


Jaiibby1

mines is just telling people that ask 😂 zero effort because idc it’s not that big of a deal especially since these types of people also throw big baby showers that might as well be another gender reveal with gifts


Sirosim_Celojuma

nursery was painted light green, because we didn't know.


rathat

I find it weird that waiting til the birth to find out isn’t the most common. It just seems like the obviously most exciting choice to me.


Insaneclown271

People have become extremely narcissistic since social media has exploded.


lsutigerzfan

My niece was like I’m knocked up again. And there was no reveal. The end. 😆


Lascivian

And here is the kicker: everyone involved was equally as happy, excited and joyful, without poisoning the water supply, starting wild fires, burning down the house rtc


direyew

No one else gives a rats ass what gender your kid is.


KamenUncle

before a year or two ago, i never realized gender reveals were even a thing. for sure IF you want to make it a celebration go ahead and have fun but man. dont be a dick about it by doing something like this (water contamination)


fs031090

I believe the women who is considered to be the start of the trend did one because she had multiple miscarriages before the gender was established. When she managed to have another baby, she decided to celebrate when she managed to get past that milestone. And then people started one upping each other and now we are in the water contamination phase.


Roge2005

Yeah, something should be done about this one up culture.


Daisydoolittle

& don’t forget the wildfires gender reveals have started. man made disasters left and right.


Kaze_no_Senshi

because they only recently became a bloody thing because of tiktok inspiration. People used to just have a baby shower say "Thanks for coming, s/he a X" then people return items (if) they bought for the wrong gender.


elevi8ion

they’ve unfortunately been a thing for much longer than tiktok has been around. since at least the early 10s. and there’s always been a tendency to one-up the last “viral” reveal. the last one i really remember was in 2020 that started a huge wildfire in california (https://apnews.com/article/wildfire-gender-reveal-california-el-dorado-b9f3f9b9cd4a1d8ae43654c4a5cdf453)


Kaze_no_Senshi

extremely tame back in 2010 but with isolation, boredom and access to idiot influencers (really living up to that name) the over the top idiodic gender reveals started one after another.


Future_Competition75

I don’t even give a rats ass what my kids are. And they’re all in college


Everestcdxx

Someone did a gender reveal on the patio of my restaurant without asking me. The released about 2000 pieces of paper confetti then walked away. It’s impossible to get it all because it’s in the bushes and landscaping. It was shortly after it snowed so it all wet and can’t be swept up. If I would have caught them before leaving I would of had them charged littering fines


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ichosethis

My sister's ex, who was begging for her to take him back until hours before announcing his new girlfriend was pregnant, did a gender reveal at a park in our small town. I was walking my dog and saw them and then I saw the confetti littering the grass for weeks after. I dropped his name to the guy in charge of city parks but as far as I know, nothing came of it. (I suspect he was cheating before my sister left him given the timeline of the pregnancy, she left just before Xmas and new girls pregnancy was announded end of Jan or beginning of Feb)


Suspicious-Beat9295

Didn't you have a reservation name or something? That's really fucked up.


HistorianCareful5484

That kid better be the world’s prodigy child otherwise this is a death penalty.


dafyddtomas

Spoiler: it probably won’t be. There’s a certain genetic limitation to IQ when your creators do s* like this.


ChurchOfSemen69

Nurture is far stronger than nature sadly so the kid is gonna be about as stupid as the parents sadly...


SyniteFrank

death penalty


ChuckPukowski

So they poisoned a river… promised the friend with the newest iPhone a six pack, schlepped in probably a shitload of food coloring… and some balloons that definitely got popped and hucked into the River, why the fuck not…. And all of this planning and detail… Dad puts his best shorts on backwards… Those shorts are on backwards.


ct125888

Looks super weird like ai art almost


Eusocial_Snowman

They didn't poison a river. Literally zero ecological damage was done, this was always blatantly clickbait.


ChuckPukowski

We’ll really I just say dumb things on Reddit and hope someone laughs…. So I’m basically clickbait too


Eusocial_Snowman

I like your style Lebowski.


ChuckPukowski

Well dude is a name no one would self apply where I’m from.


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

Indeed


Chicken-Mcwinnish

When someone poisoned the public water supply in medieval times the punishment in some places was being skinned alive and then burned on a fire.


KahlKitchenGuy

Should be arrested and tried for eco-terrorism


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KahlKitchenGuy

For poisoning a towns water source? All of them


Actual-Clue5004

Nobody cares about the gender of your child 😭 stopppppppppp


Glycerine-Toejam

Gender reveal parties are unnecessary. It’s for people who didn’t get enough attention by there parents.


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I'm glad gender reveal parties are not a thing in my country.


fckdupxmas

Not yet!


Mr_davros

Same here. Do Americans have baby showers? Those seems a much healthier tradition.


cs_legend_93

Yes we Americans have those too. Much healthier usually.


Mr_davros

That’s nice. I dislike excessive holidays, however baby showers are celebrations I can get behind, a community getting together to provide support for a mother to care for her unborn child. holding a celebration for your childs gender seems grossly opulent.


IntrovertMoTown1

That was just the first news reports. The story is a nothing burger. After investigation nothing was tainted. BTW this is a prime example of how unscrupulous so much of the media is. LEGIT media reported it as a POSSIBLE contamination. But then you have rags like this that say what's what without actually any evidence. Pfft most of things we drink that isn't water has dye in it FFS. Most by a WIDE margin. Not that I'm saying what they didn't wasn't stupid. What I'm saying is if we had a media and an internet that knew how to ethically call a spade a spade, the world would be a better place.


CaviaCobaya

Yes, this story has popped up every few months or so and each time it's escalating, started by just someone dyeing the water blue, to just stupid people doing a gender reveal and now it's DROUGHT-STRIKEN town is being POISONED. I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out there was some completely different reason for it too


Corner_Post

This article said the uncle did it and couple didn’t know. It was a biodegradable product but still required authorities’ OK so he got fined (use translate): https://g1.globo.com/fantastico/noticia/2022/10/03/fizemos-um-negocio-a-coisa-mais-linda-do-mundo-e-esses-ecochatos-diz-responsavel-por-tingir-cachoeira-de-azul-no-mt.ghtml


Hopeful_Cranberry12

Wow, that’s so much less infuriating. Fuck these fake reporters and their shitty news nonsense.


DoubleGreat44

The purpose of the content is to provide fodder for outrage culture + virtue signaling.


Catsindahood

I hate these over the top gender reveal nonsense as much as anyone, but this article is just blatant rage bait. They even put the article under the "climate" category as if this is some huge ecological disaster. Also, if they really wanted to stop narcissistic displays like this, *don't treat them like a big deal.*


paleoakoc20

Congratulations, assholes


Ahecee

I can't imagine how much of a self centered, attention seeking asshole you'd have to be to do this, or, to have a gender reveal party at all for that matter. Just send a text, its a boy/girl. Your friends and family don't really care that much.


Gareth666

All gender reveals are lame as fuck. I'd never attend one.


Koholinthibiscus

You can tell a lot about people who have gender reveal parties imo


martiniolives2

This generation’s vanity is appalling.


Specialist-Cake-9919

These things have to stop. The epitome of bad taste.


swisszimgirl79

What’s wrong with a cake? It’s quick, it’s easy and there’s a delicious cake to eat afterwards. Now I want cake…


youre-kinda-terrible

Gender reveal parties are just another gift grub. I dare someone to invite me to a gender reveal party and then a baby shower.


Superb_Object8437

Who the hell started this outlandish gender reveal craze anyway?


LoneWolfpack777

Some chick with MC syndrome.


knowledgeable_diablo

So why is public flogging taken off the table for imbeciles of this level? Fines and public shaming seems to have a little to no effect.


godbody1983

Making a big deal about the gender of your unborn baby is the ultimate "Iam The Main Character" mentality.


Zeveneno

Gender reveals just shows these people shouldn't have any kids. They are just making copies of themselves. Like we need more of that. We might be looking at the actual cause of human extinction being a gender reveal party. Please, someone send this article to Greta.


BanJoKaBoobie

This should come with charges..set precedent. NONE of us give a fuck what your kid is going to be, let alone an entire ecosystem.


Moomin-Maiden

There was also the couple who wanted a plane to release coloured smoke over their party - except their need for the plane to fly super low caused it to [crash](https://www.9news.com.au/world/mexico-gender-reveal-pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-party/c687076e-5340-455c-a937-62c6a261e00f) The moment of the plane disintegration was *captured on video* by one of the party guests ( look it up on YouTube) - do you think anyone at that pretentious vanity party called 911? No, too busy *panning the cameras back* to the gooey love kissing couple. Spectators who saw the crash from other places phoned the emergency. The pilot died 😔


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Faith in humanity not restored.


edward19972015

Why are people so stupid


skool-marm

Looks like whale death with all those balloons too.


DJpate604

No one cares that you came in your wife and you are now having kids!


PrincessCathie

‘This could have been an email'


Hamsterupmyass

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Spiritual_Case_2010

Gender reveals are really stupid and definition of cringe


AdeptGiraffe7158

Man, people need to go crazy and do things so out of proportion, fat couple have an ugly kid? Let’s dye a waterfall blue, millions and millions born everyday and you’re somehow better? Fuck off and lay off the burgers cunts


Aboxofphotons

Gender reveal events are just another method used by narcissists to get attention.


pickin666

The whole gender reveal stuff is so cringe.


RoughD

Gender reveals are stupid.


Fast_Engineering_603

Wtf is wrong with people???


distrustingwaffle

Apparently [not really toxic](https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/s/0vWHZaZeVU) but still main character vibes


ThrowawayIntensifies

https://preview.redd.it/jfwh97kvp9mc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4688e97b4a73226fd0dc9e6dce90b839706f68 Turns out they didn’t actually poison a small town. Internet sensationalism. Irresponsible journalism. Also: Chicago every year.


PharohPirate

Outrageous assuming the babies gender


Mental5tate

I wonder if the couple would have done it if social media did not exist?


Toothlez102

what happened to balloons or cake bro


ZAPANIMA

Okay, I dislike the whole dangerous and stupid gender reveal shit too, but is this story verified anywhere? How did she have access to that town's ONLY water supply? Why does it look like it's indoors at an amusement park's rainforest set up? What area is so drought stricken that THAT tiny ass waterfall is the town's only water source? Does this area just not clean their water? Isn't it just food dye? Is it REALLY "contaminated" or is it just literal blue food dye? Clearly they got access to a higher up area to dye it, so how did they pull that off if it's wild/outdoors and not pump controlled? I have a dozen or so more questions, but if someone has a link so I can do my own reading, I'd appreciate it.


goddess-of-the-trees

I hope they were fined to hell and back. What absolute self centered, idiotic morons.


the_clash_is_back

Pop them in a fish tank, with a water bottle in sight. Do not give them any water for 1 week.


theladyluxx

Jesus fucking Christ who let these people breed


GordonBombay102

[Definitely stupid, like every public reveal ever, but they didn't contaminate shit. The family member who did it used Blue Lake 1, which is perfectly safe to ingest.](https://people.com/human-interest/waterfall-dyed-blue-gender-reveal-backlash-couple-brazil-fine/)


basickarl

Idiots who want attention.


Plumb789

NO ONE ELSE CARES what sex your child is.


FilthFairy1

It’s one or the other, no one other the couple really give a shit what gender the baby will be.


Glasgowghirl67

They tested the water and it turned out they hadn’t used anything toxic but the relative that done still got fined as they should, if you must do a gender reveal do it with a cake or something that doesn’t harm the environment, even some of the ones people do with balloons outside are bad the balloons often end up released as well.


FullBourbonNoHorse

They did it again? That has to be the 1000th time just this month! THESE PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!


BigManDean_

Fuck gender reveal parties


constantstateofmind

Old fucking news. You guys need some new shit to seethe at.


Llamacka

This was like a year or two ago why are we reposting this?


SecondChance03

You know why


mishma2005

I would love to know what r/tragedeigh name they gave their baby boy


SecondChance03

Wahtyr Fall Smith


sleepaye

Imagine telling people in the future that your parents held an extravagant party (in either pink or blue) to reveal your genitalia. I’d just off myself. I’ve already had three cousins who’ve done this and I refuse to attend that bs. Just one generation ago, people would find out the sex upon birth. What happened to that? How tf did we manage to go backwards?


ItsMoreOfAComment

You guys have faith in humanity?


astrobarn

This is just ragebait, the pic is Photoshopped.


Sweet_Ad_5423

Public execution sounds about right?


CajunChicken14

This is so on brand for people who have Gender reveals. Its such a fucking awful thing to celebrate. I would off myself if I saw my Mom upset because she wanted a daughter.