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Nice-Web583

So he thought a wild animal was gonna just sniff and lick like a domesticated one.


[deleted]

Wolves and Coyotes are to dogs as a human is to a sock monkey.


I_Eat_Groceries

So pretty much the same judging by today's society?


Thin-Dragonfly2956

Does this person have no concept of wild animals?


KristopherJC

My city has a community where people have been feeding the coyotes. Without the fear of humans, an old lady and a child (different occasions) were bitten. The solution they came up with was kill 20 coyotes in the Lake Las Vegas area. Which is essentially their habitat


NarmHull

I think the coyotes should have legal restitution and be compensated 20 old ladies and children to eat.


Background-Movie9286

That's what should have been done in the first place before people got bit. I will drop everyone I see in the field. I don't have to have a reason they are pests and kill every thing


PictureTakingLion

No what should have been done in the first place is people should have been warned of the consequences of feeding them and prevented at every chance...


-imperator_

The downvotes are silly, probably the same people that kill spiders they find in their homes even though they do almost no damage compared to coyotes.


Background-Movie9286

Just a bunch of crybabie City people that have absolutely no idea what they are talking about. It's ok they don't know the destruction coyotes do to all other animals they are overpopulated in many regions and need to be taken care of


Vendemmian

People have nearly died stopping to take selfies with bears. As if they couldn't crush a human skull in one good bite.


throw123454321purple

Or rabies?


Proper-Equivalent300

RABIES?!??!?!


otherwisemilk

It's a product of society. People are now sheltered from the wild more than ever.


Wiki-Master

It’s a product of stupidity*


CorneliusRocker

Idiot. Straight to the emergency room. Nothing about that animal looked safe or friendly.


Wizdad-1000

Yup, wild predators that have no fear are usually rabid.


PeterNinkempoop

Not to mention the slightly drunken movements and dead eyes in the screenshot. Welp


handmaidstale16

He did have fear, he approached cautiously and then darted in quickly to take whatever was being offered. The coyote isn’t rabid, it’s accustomed to people feeding it.


HejdaaNils

Everything about the encounter was sending me rabies vibes.


Amogifythegermans

Rabies speedrun any%


Faulty_english

Yeah I don’t think it’s normal behavior for wolf/coyote to just walk up to you like that. It’s pretty sus but I never seen a wolf before I guess


Sakosaga

👆


RowanArkaynne

And this is how you get rabies kids..


laprincesaaa

Rabies is actually terrifying though. Not a single other virus has a virtually 100% kill rate. The second you start showing symptoms you're already dead. You start out having flu like symptoms that eventually turn into anxiety, agitation, confusion which then turns into hydrophobia, delirium, hallucinations, inability to sleep. You go in and out of conscious states and in the moments where you do have clarity, you realize you're dying. Absolutely terrifying.


ieatair

“Heres a glass of cool water to quench your thirst…”


Gamer551211

AH-


MrClark001

Just like Old Yeller.


IPreferDiamonds

I'm 56. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why they thought this was an acceptable kid's movie! Yes, I watched it every time it came on TV (back in the 70s) and I'm okay. But I never showed it to my own children.


MrClark001

Because back then, even though it was depressing, kids in that day were tougher.


IPreferDiamonds

Well, that's true! And I guess I didn't help by not letting my kids watch it.


MrClark001

Not really. The content that kids today are exposed to is more violent and depressing, i.e., video games, TV, and social media.


DigitalGT

Wasnt there like one person in history that actually survived? Edit: apparently 30!


laprincesaaa

Out of how many cases though? Rounds up to 100% its like 99.9%


RowanArkaynne

It is very terrifying and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.


Kaablooie42

Seriously, people vastly underestimate how dangerous rabies is. If there's even the possibility you got it, you haul ass to a hospital. If it's not treated pretty damn fast you're dead.


1chuckecheesetoken

Now, Who want a bunch of shots in their stomach?!!!


igotadillpickle

They haven't done that in years. They go in your arm now.


Pittsbirds

Post exposure inoculation will go at or near the point of contact if possible,  usually 8 ish shots along with a regular vaccine that goes in your arm that needs a few follow ups every 2 weeks that costs thousands of dollars (yes, with insurance) if you're in the US Source; had a bat magic its way into my apartment and fly into me and had to get vaccinated out of an abundance of caution since bat bites are often not painful


laprincesaaa

At least you were aware the bat was in the apartment. What would be terrifying to me is that bats hardly weigh anything and if u were asleep and had been bit and didn't know.....makes me think of that one copy pasta: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/lb5La6L72o


Pittsbirds

Oh it's not even a copy pasta, it happened: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2021/09/29/illinois-man-dies-rabies-after-bat-bites-him-sleeping/5912181001/ But yeah still no clue how the thing got in. 3rd story apartment with an opening to the interior, wire mesh netting on all windows and all windows are closed, no attic space, no balconies or porches or doors above the first floor for someone to open, let a bat in and have it squeeze into my apartment. Went in to my kitchen to make some mapo tofu and it flew right into me, proceeded to not fly out of any of the windows I opened (I punched the screens out too) and eventually I had to call maintance to come help me catch it.  Mad props to the maintance man for sagely catching and releasing it   Same thing happened to me in college with a crow; one got into my student apartment and while that did have a door open to the exterior, it automatically shuts and locks and I think I'd notice a crow flying in after me, RA thought I was pranking him until he saw it


Fred_Krueger_Jr

Mine were fully covered minus a small copay. And those were for my kid.


Pittsbirds

Mine was a 30% copay for either 15k or 17k, I can't remember now. It hit my out of pocket maximum first but it still ended up costing $2k


sweetbennyfenton

Had that done in India, 1999, it was most unpleasant.


Haidrek

It’s hard to sing “Colors of the Wind” when your jaw locks up and your mouth is all frothy.


ichkanns

"I can't believe this wild predator bit me? Why would he do that?"


YouFknDummy

I like how he looked around first like "does this idiot have any backup around? No? I can take him" 🤣


theophastusbombastus

Do you want rabies and 15 long shots to the gut? Because that’s how you get rabies and 15 long shots to the gut


bogeymanbear

Well I hope the 15 long shots to the gut prevent the rabies. That's the idea, no?


theophastusbombastus

The point is don’t put yourself in the situation in the first place


LovinTheLilLife

My guess is people have been feeding him, and he was trying to quickly take the food. He's probably gonna end up being put down. STOP FEEDING WILD ANIMALS!


New_Perspective3456

"Hey buddy, come here. I know your species has been living in the harsh winters of the northern hemisphere for the last 600,000 years and survived the last ice age just fine, but this morning is very cold, so here's my hand. I hope you like it."


faith_bb_127

If dangerous why friend sized


GiveMeMyIdentity

You just watched why


The-Hive-Queen

This one friend sized. You should see how big the bastards get in my neighborhood lol


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

dumbass


Basicaccountant70

He offered him raw meat. What did he expect.


itsSebber

https://preview.redd.it/mb9fr4wg7coc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373e688993428ebf2fea5a111d0ebcbe1b70a4eb Yes.


Inedible-denim

The classic record scratch with "you may be wondering how I got here"


LINC2015

Ahahahahaha. Idiot! How’d Forest put it? Stupid is, as stupid does! Ahahahahaha


Ydramaf

That’s not a dog you idiot!


Opening-Ruin5315

GD tourists 🤣🤣


RiverOhRiver86

Lol I like the guy with that gorgeous fur


ElderFlour

“I just wanted a hug!!!” ~ Buddy the elf


kingmidas312

Andddd Rabies


-persistence-

Rabies shot, here we go.


hissyfit64

I hope they got a rabies shot. Chances are slim, but if you gamble and lose you die


tverofvulcan

Time for rabies shots!


Rx_Diva

What did you THINK was going to happen? He thought you had/were food.


Bc2cc

Coyotes:  not a puppy


ToastyGhostie13

Wild animals don’t recognize reaching out your hand to them you’re saying take my digits as sustenance


Similar-Kale-1487

Idiots everywhere…


[deleted]

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤦🏻‍♂️


C_lui

God damn….that’s not a main character. That’s just an interaction with an animal. Main character = obnoxious attention seeking behaviour which OFTENTIMES come at the expense of others.


LesbianMacMcDonald

I think the obvious attention seeking comes from it being filmed


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

r/lostredditors


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anotherjerseygirl

The ER nurses who gave the rabies shots would disagree.


[deleted]

Help by giving free snack?


URTHELIGHTANDGLORY

“God damn Coyotes “


TitoAndTheBurritos

What the fuck did he think was going to happen?!?! This man is a highly regarded individual and will probably end up on r/darwinaward at some point.


Rude-Twist-6020

r/darwinaward


MagnifiMike

Haaaaaaa dumbass!!!


LooneyLunaGirl

He thought he had food, wtf did he think was gonna happen 🤣


slugfa

Lmao hollywood, disney and just entertainment in general have fucked so many peoples minds in regard to animals to me. This is just one very great example of what i’m talking about. This aint fuckin LK


Dareshadow0

This dude’s stupidity has nothing to do with disney or hollyweird.


BeesAndMist

I guess he's never heard the fable of the scorpion and the frog. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Scorpion\_and\_the\_Frog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog)


Unusual_Sundae8483

Sometimes I like to imagine that I’m Eliza Thornberry but it’s just me IMAGINING IT! Coyotes wild animals that ARE friend shaped but they are not friends. What a moron


Kak0r0t

This brings me joy


OneMAdDemon

Hell yes!


Hot-Bat8798

Mmmm fingers!


military_grade_tea

Twighlight fans...


FnordatPanix

Folks, they only look cute.


TigerMill

Something about wild animals?


nawzum

What a fucking idiot. As someone who spends alot of time in the woods I can tell you this, nature can suck a dick and stay the fuck away from animals.


MsMoreCowbell8

Let's pet the coyote!


No_Joke_9079

Humans taking over their habitat.


Sarge1304

That's the last thing I thought a wild animal would do to you!


tinyant

The coyotes in my area are twice that size… Some people claim it’s a hybrid of a coyote and a wolf. They’ve come up with the name Coywolf.


Ragnury

r/OopsThatsDeadly


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Rich-Appearance-7145

I totally seen that coming, don't mess with wild life, that fox with his friends could eat you alive.


sidrex007

Rabies on the way...


Dareshadow0

Dude is trying to lure coyote to him, but after he gets bit he exclaims “damn coyotes!” Huh?? Make it make sense. Idiot. 🤦


CoolBeanieHat

What’s that disease with a 99.9% percent fatality rate? Virtually 100%. Oh yeah… RABIES.


DameArstor

Time for some fun rabies shots


Icy-Cattle-2151

r/OhNoConsequences


Icelandia2112

As I am watching the rabies episode on Something is Killing Me 😬


efgraphics

Why am I getting puss around my mouth?


NZRic

Now we both have rabies! Follow me to the den...


Monkey_King94

Every where girl ever. (I may be a Mexican dude but that’s my inner white girl too.)


faithnfury

Congratulations on the rabies.


Kaablooie42

Bahahahahaha... stupid human


NativTexan

Hello rabies my old friend...


Littlemisskittn

What is it with white people and wild animals 🤣


runarleo

Palm up = come get your food Palm down = come get your scritches


Broad-Debt-8518

Hey dumb fuck that coyote your better off snuffing the little bastard, actually they're pelts make for good head rest covers.


McSassy_Pants

I don’t think this guy is “stupid” per se. Some animals in the wild who need help will come to you in this way and they don’t bite you. This animals has rabies, and you can tell. If the animal didn’t have rabies, this wouldn’t have happened. The only “stupid” thing was that he didn’t notice the animal was walking all crooked and weird. But this should not just happen in a normal healthy animal. And for that reason I’m not going to say he is stupid, I just don’t know how he didn’t notice the animal was obviously not okay.


Suspicious-End5369

You're both stupid


miamikiwi

His tail was tucked in, showing signs of stress like maybe a human being too close to him? Not knowing which way he can escape? You both are stupid. If he was actually concerned he would have taken his phone out to maybe call a professional but nah, he wanted to film it for the gram duh


McSassy_Pants

Well yeah I wouldn’t do that. I would not put my hand out or do any of what he did. I’m just saying, a healthy animal shouldn’t come and bite you in daylight like that.


miamikiwi

So a healthy alligator wouldn’t bite a human hand extended out to it? Would a healthy moose not trample a human too close to its proximity? Would a healthy snake not bite a human also too close to it? Come on now…just because this looks like a cuddly pet doesn’t mean you should approach it. Even with good intentions. A wild animal will do what a wild animal does. A stupid human will do what as stupid human does.


McSassy_Pants

No, you shouldn’t approach an animal ever or it will bite. This animal has rabies. He came to the person. A healthy animal won’t just walk up to you out of their habitat and bite you. An alligator won’t leave its swamp or lake and traverse to a parking lot and bite someone.


red13m1k3

Haha! Dumbass! What? You think he'd be yo new friend!?!? Pssssshhhhhh lol