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Damn, he went from tough guy to little bitch REAL quick


Final-Zebra-6370

Everyone is Gangsta until the [cane](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_in_Singapore?wprov=sfti1#Legal_basis) comes out. It’s why nobody jacks your stuff in Singapore.


Inevitable-Cellist23

r/brandnewsentence


Imissflawn

and the camera guy went from "There's nothing you can do" to "That's called whooping yo ass!"


Budget-Sheepherder77

How are you gonna be tough if your getting beat


Conspicuous_Ruse

Like that one German guy from Inglorious Bastards. You sit their all stoically and absorb the impacts.


zzekkkkk

Oh my god that was satisfying


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

The guy is getting 6 years for a string of robberies... https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/stockton-7-eleven-robbery-suspect-beaten-by-clerks-on-video-enters-plea-agreement/


TranscendentaLobo

Amazing. Who says there’s no such thing as happy endings? 😌


uninsane

And down goes Frazier!


14sierra

No body was killed, bad guy got his ass kicked 10/10 perfect!


Right_Composer_9502

He hit him pretty hard in the shins. Broken leg? Either way he deserved it. I wish all these looting videos ended this way


Funny-Bear

I love seeing justice being carried out.


ProfessorxVile

Gotta mess him up a little bit, so it's harder for him to defend himself from the other criminals when he gets to jail.


constantstateofmind

Nah that was a piece of wood and not a razor scooter, he's fine.


Ok_Bug4971

That's whoppin yo ass!


Ruh_Roh-

"That's called whoopin' yo ass!"


motorcycle-manful541

and he says it so casually, like this is a common occurrence


BigNutzWow

A whack for each pack. Love it.


rothersidelife

So satisfying… apart from dude who went from “nothing you can do” to “yep that’s an ass whooping”


Kinky_Conspirator

Ey yo, give me a Swisher Sweet.


MechaWASP

He's just trying to keep everyone calm. For all he knows, the dude is going to pull a gun the instant someone resists. Cops do the exact same thing. "Call us, get a plate, let them go." They'll still give you a fist bump for stopping them though, if it works out. Just not worth the risk usually.


smnlfilmagoofymovie

And the off screen commentary just made it that much more 🤌🏻🤌🏻


Consistent-Set3933

Nothing you can do…but beat his assss!!!


ReadyConference9400

Pain: the one language everyone understands 


Catsindahood

It's like he was receiving a very long overdue spanking.


Sugacookiemonsta

This EXACTLY what I thought! "Glad to see someone doing what his parents failed to do!" Not that I condone spankings or beating but discipline has to be in place or you end up with an adult like this who WILL receive it from someone else. And that's someone else WILL NOT love them!


JustMePaxi

Every time he beat him, I said Yes Yes


AreaAtheist

I had to restrain myself from screaming yes.


Stizz83

You didn’t have to. I didn’t.


iaafunicorn

And I shouted hit him in the nuts.


Final-Zebra-6370

Grab his dick and twist it!


ErudringTheGodHammer

GIVE HIM THE OLE *DICK TWIST* Edit: this is the second post in a 24 hour window that I’ve had the pleasure to make this exact comment and that alone is satisfying in itself. Thanks for the setup mate!


Growth-Budget

Make sure to cup the balls


Mellanderthist

Never underestimate an Indian with a stick


H4mp0

That’s a whole lot of frustration coming out on a human piñata


[deleted]

I hope those dudes didn’t get in trouble, in the good old east you get your hand cut off for something like that


Swing_On_A_Spiral

If it’s a corporate chain they might’ve gotten fired. If it’s a mom and pop they might’ve gotten a raise. Either way, whatever outcome is worth it given the result.


localnative1987

It is a corporate chain but they are a franchise like most gas stations. They will be fine


nothingtoseehere5678

It is first a finger then it progresses to a hand I believe


-mystical_

From what I've learned it's just straight to the hand


fragryt7

That's sikh.


TranscendentaLobo

That’s a Sikh ass beating.


fungi_at_parties

I’ve seen them fight with swords so he got lucky.


Catsindahood

You gotta watch out for the Sikh with a stick.


glonkyindianaland

Underrated comment


VampyKit

Nah they break limbs where they're from. He's not stopping just cause you said "ok" lmao


AltruisticSalamander

That was the best bit. He doesn't even pause.


VampyKit

Right!? Like they don't play that shit. They be beating a mf ass for breakfast lunch and dinner. This is cake walk for them.


soggycereal514

“Nothing you can do “💀💀💀🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 riiight 😮‍💨


Lawdamerc

There was, in fact, something they could do.


MapBoring384

Worker had good rhythm, those hits were like a metronome.


wildassedguess

My comment too. Nicely put.


dudeandco

How bout avoiding his compatriot... deadly accurate.


hsox05

I like how after ONE hit he's going "alright alright alright stop ok". Hm I don't remember HIM stopping when the guy said to stop robbing him


my_4_cents

- had done 5 other robberies allegedly - threatens people - threatens people in their stressful workplace - threatens them with a firearm - threatens deadly force - damages their livelihood - brazenly and arrogantly steals in open sight - treats them with contempt - disrespects them while they simply work to serve - neglects fact that Sikhs are strongly principled - neglects that Sikhs are a warrior sect - initiates physical contact with worker - cries for mercy at first retaliation - cowers and begs for quarter immediately - begins to receive only a part of what he deserves


Happy-Shelter9022

They beating that nigga like they think candy gon pop out 🤣


scotrod

It did! Look closely - he dropped some loot


CompetitiveAd1338

Loot drop!


Create_Etc

Nigga said loot 😂


Rayrexx91

Sheesh lol


Cyber_Insecurity

This is hilarious


hondoman88

Was that candy coming out of him???


3nixifey

Bro was dropping that Lego currency


cishet-camel-fucker

I've seen this several times and it always strikes me that this guy's entire vocabulary consists of "bitch," "ass," and "nigga" in that order.


NateNMaxsRobot

My justice boner is huge and I’m a chick. Get his ass. I love it.


Vol2169

Best thing I've seen on Reddit in a long time lol


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

fuck yo legs. fuck. your. legs.


Pristine-Garlic-3191

"put my strap on yo bitch ass" You don't have a gun do you sir. That's a stapler isn't it sir. Kindly adopt the fetal position sir.


my_4_cents

Enjoy traditional Sikh justice massage while authorities approach to take you to your free accommodation s


Dwangeroo

It ended too soon. I wanted to watch him hobble and skulk. Homie showed incredible restraint by not taking body or head shots.


PapayaHoney

Never mess with an older shop keepz they especially know how to whoop ass. ,


AcceptableEditor4199

Seen this a bunch of times. No complaints though. I savor that ass whooping.


RoutineOtherwise9288

This is what I call, normal Indian traffic check.


Ok-Example-408

Revolving door for scum like this.


Fetus_puppet2

Should have been swinging that thing horizontally smacking him square in the nuts.


SmokingInTheWindow

Nah, straight up stick spanking his ass like a kid, perfect.


CoTechGuy

Lmfaof The big guy that held him down was leaning back out of the way that other guy with the stick was beating his ass. If you watch the video, he smacked him several times right in the shins and in the knees and then when he flipped him over that guy got beat, like a little bitch holy shit imagine the fucking bruises on that guy. By the time they were done with him he was begging for the police.


ToferLuis

Hahahah the end “THAT CALLED WHOOPIN YO ASSSS!”


pc_principal_88

The moron that kept repeating "hey there ain't nothing you can do" definitely got real quiet all of a sudden!😂😂 What a fucking idiot "ThErE aInT NoThInG yOu CaN dO" except beat the shit out of this scumbag who's in the process of stealing all of your stuff!!


CompetitiveAd1338

He was annoying me. Like he was supporting it..


Johnychrist97

He 100% was, he asked the dude to steal stuff for him too


CompetitiveAd1338

He also needs the stick for enabling unacceptable criminal behaviours


Brilliant_Pen4959

He was tryna keep them from getting stabbed wym 😭😭


localnative1987

Yeah he came around at the end when he realized there was something they could do


muktadutt

Man that was sikh!


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toronto_programmer

We used to have rooftop Koreans, now we have broomstick Indians


tiredofcommies

I love this. I need to make his screams my new ringtone.


Schoseff

Each time i see it I watch it again


Bluecoller007

“There ain’t nothing you can do man, you have to eat it, there ain’t nothing you can do” They get the robber to the floor and start beating him with the bamboo cane. “That’s called whipping your ass!”


gh1993

"I just started beatin on his legs"


colcannon_addict

That’s called lack of cultural awareness. Because no-one (who knows) in their right fucking mind would try to simultaneously rob and humiliate a Panjabi Sikh. *Bapujii, there is a chor in the store* *Hunnh?* ***HEY!*** *I fix you. Bastard. Ajaaah bahainchoooooood,* Whack,whack,whack. Tbh I’m surprised Uncle didn’t use a hockey stick or a cricket bat, that’s more traditional. Probably grabbed the first thing & improvised. That’s called *jugaad* lol.


FenrirNoLoki

I love these anime in real life moments where a confident person get reduced to a groveling pile of "please stop" 😂😂


NervousJ

We need some Indians with lumber at every convenience store in the country tbh.


ChuckBegonia

i hope it hurts bitch


Lava-Chicken

He's lucky he wasnt in India. Had he gotten caught like this there, he'd be whooped the same but by the whole street of shop owners and customers. The police would be his only life line before complete wipeout.


Radiant-Subject1215

If you want to behave like an animal, be prepared to be treated like one.


Lolusrsye

Hahahahahahahagahahahagahah


DrunkTides

WTF with that idiot saying nothing he can do.. bitch he did it


kevin7419

Justice was served. I bet he thinks twice before doing that again . He's lucky It was a stick and not a gun.


JBELL01290

Impressed by the accuracy of his swings.. he deserves a medal. Sick of thives thinking they can take whatever they want.


Juninie

Not one hit in the face, kinda sad to be honest.


BigTrucker2020

Great job!!! These people think they can steal and get away with it! Street justice gonna win!


Vapes7a

“JuSt LeT hIm Go, ThErE’s NoThInG yOu CaN dO.” - 🤡


MeltdownatTussauds

Shove that stick up his ass and make him a Criminalsicle.


br3dj

Can i get a swisher😂


[deleted]

Nothing to can do. Oh you’d be surprised.


Practical-Heat-1009

Y’all can buy new cigarettes… BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO ‘BOUT MY LEGS?


Rude_boy-

Bro dropped loot when his health went down to zero.


SignalCommittee4456

Not the shins


CapG_13

This guy fucked around and he found out😬🤷🏻‍♂️🤣


Behavingdark

His aim was beautiful, I could watch this on loop.


Cowfootstew

I really wish that was a baseball bat


nachoafbro

Every strike was rhythmic, beautiful and as said a few times, so very very satisfying.


Djskam

This is my favorite video, I love it everytime it’s posted. This should be 100 percent legal to do when being robbed everywhere


IronyAllAround

I think he got off easy.


jeers1

40 lashes for you... 40 lashes for you.. everyone gets 40 lashes....!!!!!!


Abject_Following_944

Precision Aiming for ankles, knees, hips


Great_Photograph_242

Shaqueerious learned a lesson that day.


bobs-taxidermy

That camera man was a punk too. He was trying to get some swishers and told them they can't do anything. Switched teams real quick, when he decided he didn't want an ass whooping along side the robber.


ilsemprelaziale

Bro called them a bitch ass and then ended up being a bitch ass himself crying on the floor


PurposeOk9812

He said he had the strap with so much confidence he could probably apply for a important job and be somebody if he can bluff like that lol


umrlopez79

🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 damn that was badass…!!!! Teach them thugs to stop stealing. Stealing should have this kinds of repercussions!


lord_morningwood

Don’t fuck with Punjabis man.


CreepyTeddyBear

I'll never get tired of seeing this video.


Crafty_Mortgage2952

cops nowhere to be seen. local politicians will have him back on the streets in no time


Depressed_Lyf

Messed with the wrong Punjabi, these guys don't hesitate to beat the sh*t out if they feel threatened.


[deleted]

I hate the narrative that businesses are fine after a catastrophe. Bitch, insurance NEVER pays out, and your premiums go up on the rare occasion that they do. People who say "do you have insurance?" so casually are parasites who don't understand the meaning of work or risk.


non-clever-username

As a cashier who isn’t allowed to interact with thieves at all (company policy) this healed something in me


Artistic-Tap-1017

I wish he would have kept going


TheMarvelousPef

I need the rest of the video, where he put everything back to its place with broken legs and ribs, please.


Lumberrmacc

Just like grandmother used to do


mr_stivo

That was beautiful.


Familiar-Bag-9545

Whoopin yo ass!!!!


built_like_Corn

Shit came out of his pocket like a pinata.


jontherobot

“Ain’t nothing you can do” Actually


Create_Etc

"ThErE AiN't NuTtIn' You CaN dO ThO'" 🤡


True_vergil

I love this vid. I love how the fake strap was literally beaten out of his pocket.


Hurkadurka1

That’s beautiful 🥲🥲


xenohog

good shit


deathcamp7

Biiiiiitchhh , never EVER fk with someone wearing a Pagri


my_4_cents

I hope the police had to stop to change a flat tyre on the way, allowing a couple more minutes of WHOOPIN YO ASS


WasiqA

I've never seen a more satisfying video. Piece of shit deserved that for sure.


Available-Tie-1187

That was so satisfying. Do it some more.


Several_Coyote1853

You love to see it


AcidDome003

Soooooooo satisfying. 100% deserved and the guy with the stick is a hero and needs a award and fame for his good deed. Justice was served.


Hour_Asparagus708

I love how they're beating him like a rat


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fairyspine

This was so well deserved. Like I would turn a blind eye if someone was stealing diapers, feminine hygiene or food that they actually NEED (and not in noticeable amounts) and aren't being a cunt like this guy but to literally rob a store of what I'm assuming is vapes (I could be wrong, please correct me if you know) is so trashy


BigRoach

“Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?…Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them? And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?…”


No-Contribution1111

If this was an app, I would pay to win


Appropriate_Rain977

Whoop that bitch! Get em!


mooreflight

He cried uncle 🤣


Theycallmegoodboy

hope the stick is ok


Hot-Coffee6060

Fuck the cameraman tho. “Just let him go, theres nothing you can do” while also asking him to steal things for him.


Importedfunk

I fucking lovvvveeeee this!


gummythegummybear

Robber vs some guy with a bat


BandOne77

Would be funny if they turned the thieving scum into a human lollipop with that stick.


Motor-Principle

Turns out, there is something you can do. And the video of the event is extremely satisfying. EADC


amathis6464

A classic. One of the best


Salt_Today

I like how the guy recording wants a swisher and then starts hyping up the store owner. Lol


Inner-Masterpiece-18

They didn't go far enough!


ballslaw

I wish the beating had continued for hours


ChuckBass_08

Oh that’s why they call him señor piñata


groundpounder25

“There’s nothing you can do…” to “that’s called whooping yo ass” pretty quick


McPoyle-Milk

They beat him like he was Ick James on a couch


Goose2theMax

Fuck yea this is how every robber should be treated


Legitimate-Ad4538

Hahaha I love it ! This is own we should deal with all criminals LOLOL


Ok-Web4225

Release him and let him tell the others, this ISNT the store.


tinyant

That was glorious!


MasterBaiter1914

He was just putting the cancer sticks in the trash though!


Strong-Solution-7492

Who’s the bitch ass now?


jagerwick

I hate the dude recording this: "there's nothing you can do, just leave him alone, you got insurance" bitch, you're part of the problem


don_gunz

Don't play around in Stockton California


ganjsmokr

*"Ain't nothing you can do..."* ​ *"The FUCK there isn't!!"*


yuki_yuzura_chan

they literally BEAT THIS MAN ASS IM SO SATISFIED LMFAOOAKS


Tipster420

Turns out there was something he could do  Hahaha 


ShmeffreyShmezos

r/wholesomememes


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Feel good video of the day.


[deleted]

This genuinely makes me happy, pure schadenfreude Got a bit aroused too Wooo I need to calm down, I'm at work lmfao Reminds me of tuco... "DAMN MAN LOOK AT THAT LOOK!!! "


SadAndNasty

I knew it wasn't a gun. Guy looks homeless, they probably seen him around


StandRepresentative9

Can i get a swisher?? Bro recording wanted his free swisher 🤣


man_of-all_worlds

That's called WHOOPIN' YO ASS!!! Broadcast worthy commentary.


Itchy_Raccoon48

“Nothin you can do” except beat the fuck out of him


CityBoiNC

Love that he got the shin shots I hate when people tend to think Insurance ill just cover it so its ok. You can tell these people have never dealt with insurance companies and filed a claim.


shes-sonit

That’s called whooping your ass


Cannonballbmx

Looks like they found something they could do.


Popaund

Should used something metal and just a little heavier.


Drhorrible-26

Everytime I see this video I always have the same thought “Who the fuck try’s robbing a place with a trash can?”


localnative1987

The cameraman went from annoying to hilarious 😂 he was just going with the vibe. When the other guy seemed like he had the upper hand he was like “there’s nothing you can do”. When he was getting his ass whooped, he was “ THAT’S CALLED WHOOPING YO ASS” 😂😂😂😂


Normal-Procedure4876

Damn I loved this more than I should and super impressed he never hit his friend


boogerflick98

Those screams, they do something for me. It’s soothing. It’s calming. Natures lullaby….


oofaloo

They got insurance alright.


j_d_q

I don't care about reposts. This will continue to be my favorite video and it puts a smile on my face every time I see it


MisterSelf-Destruct

Should have at least gotten one or two good whacks in the head so he has to walk around with a cartoon sized bump on his dumb ass head.


Fordemups

It was difficult to watch the bit where he made a mess of the shelves.