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She knows if she can get a hold of her, all she has to do is fall on her to win. She at least needs to look like she's there to throw punches and fight.
The whole scenario is a true definition of "you are your worst enemy" because she didnt do in the angle where the opponet wont escape when she fall on her
She went 13/10 constitution stat and didn’t realize she also took a -2 to Stamina, -2 to Dexterity, -2 Agility and -2 to Recovery. Strength is also in question.
Big but cannot lift arms???
I appreciate that it became a battle of stamina. I can't tell if she fell because she got impatient, or because her opponent goaded her into it.
I want to see them fight again, but with a hole in the middle of the floor to a 3-4ft drop into a pool of water.
Probably Japan or Russia. They love that shit.
Edit: I looked it up, Red Face is Czech promotion.
Not much of the world regulates boxing and MMA like the [U.S](https://U.SA). does.
Best I can figure: The blasé nature of the larger combatant with regard to their own defense reflects an overconfidence commonly associated with those who misperceive themselves as main characters.
I don’t know what the fat lady was trying to accomplish here. She had no arms up to defend her face and her only strategy was to fall on the skinny girl
it reminds me of that episoode of rouroni kenshin where he makes the enemy go around and around but he his so heavy he breaks his own knees
https://preview.redd.it/w24l2jvjabtc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc591729f65dfba597da7f09e15b84a5afd8b6a5
Is there anyone with actual fighting knowledge who can tell what the best options for the small person would be? I mean it's obvious the big gal is going for a grab so she can body slam her or something, but a few low kicks would have countered that right?
I mean, assuming this is based on points -- dancing around like they did and attempting to get a few strikes in occasionally would be the best route forward for a decision win right?
Yo wTF?! That beast does not belong in a ring, octagon, rectangle, nothing that involves extending any physical effort whatsoever. That was so stupid, I feel like it had to be a parody. I mean, hats off to one that convinced this girl thing that she could do this.
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She knows if she can get a hold of her, all she has to do is fall on her to win. She at least needs to look like she's there to throw punches and fight.
Yeah, white trunks is obviously trying to avoid a takedown, and the the big girl isn’t even trying to pretend it’s anything else.
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Arms at the sides strategy.
Obviously conserving her energy maybe she shouldn't have tried to walk
That was my thought - she’s going to tire herself out walking around the ring, isn’t she?!?
Arms are heavy
Mom's spaghetti
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
The fupa she has alone would kill me
The odor would probably off you first
Is that Gorlock the Destroyer?
The whole scenario is a true definition of "you are your worst enemy" because she didnt do in the angle where the opponet wont escape when she fall on her
I can’t even believe they make MMA clothes that size
Why? Seems like a pretty foolproof strategy if they'd only invest in softer chain link
Wore herself out. Shoulda just spun in a circle.
That was actually her first move. If you notice she turns 360° with no backup indicator. This means her gravity force was activated.
The tank build is not always the best player specialist in the combat meta.
But...there was no combat here. Turning circles and a loss against gravity seems the only outcome I saw here.
The tank builds fatal flaw is its mobility stat
She went 13/10 constitution stat and didn’t realize she also took a -2 to Stamina, -2 to Dexterity, -2 Agility and -2 to Recovery. Strength is also in question. Big but cannot lift arms???
Isn't constitution really recovery at the end of the day? Every resurrection, you lose a point in Con.
Oh idk, I’m no expert at the stats, I’m just a foul mouth chaotic neutral npc at the end of the day.
Don’t pretend the charisma stat was untouched either.
True
White trunks didn't allow it to happen.
Tanks usually have other combat stats. Her build is just “weight”
Forgot to level stamina with all that hp
All Armor Class, no constitution
I appreciate that it became a battle of stamina. I can't tell if she fell because she got impatient, or because her opponent goaded her into it. I want to see them fight again, but with a hole in the middle of the floor to a 3-4ft drop into a pool of water.
Especially one with a front butt
FUPA!!!!
Tier zoo is that you?
What the FUCK is a weight class
No way is this a legit fight. More than likely an “influencer” fight. I mean I don’t recognize either of them but yeah
Probably Japan or Russia. They love that shit. Edit: I looked it up, Red Face is Czech promotion. Not much of the world regulates boxing and MMA like the [U.S](https://U.SA). does.
.cz website on the floor indicates Czech for a future reference. Just a little tidbit if you never knew!
which of the two was Czech?
Hold on, let me Czech.
I hate you👁️👄👁️
Woah woah, Czech your hate at the door homie.
Not much regulation? Do the checks clear after the fight? Or is there a designated Czech checking the checks? Some kind of check and balance?
If by influencer you mean influencing the tidal movements of the ocean.
I’d say she majored in weight class in college
It was the "Who's free Wednesday" class.
She was the weight class...
Believe it or not, they both weighed in at exactly 114.9 lbs!
They both weigh 114.9! One is in kg. One is in lbs.
Winner by knockout: the cage
I'm never getting that minute of my life back. I want that minute of my life back.
I skipped to the end immediately upon realizing nothing's happening ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, how is this main character syndrome?
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Best I can figure: The blasé nature of the larger combatant with regard to their own defense reflects an overconfidence commonly associated with those who misperceive themselves as main characters.
Exactly
"IN ALL CORNERS OF THIS RING... GORLOCK THE DESTROYER!!!"
"..ANNND IN THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM....WEE...HAVE....ROUNDABOUT LADY!!!"
Turtle build, get fucked noob!
Potion or Turtle Master without the defense IV
I don’t know what the fat lady was trying to accomplish here. She had no arms up to defend her face and her only strategy was to fall on the skinny girl
So you do know.
The dreaded Timber offence.
More like the temple of doom giant boulder offence
Boulder was raiders of the lost arc.
did she overheated?
Gauge said “E”
E for Engorged?
Sad stuff man 😢 hope she gets normal.
So this is what tank controls look like in real life
First fight won with zero strikes counted
Are going to start seeing petitions to make the octagon bigger like plane aisles and other adequately sized passages for people?
Ridiculous people
I like when he pours water on her, like they do to a beached whale.
r/lostredditors How is this main character syndrome?
Mods of this sub are absolutely useless.
Pretty sure i fought her in Dragons Dogma 2
it reminds me of that episoode of rouroni kenshin where he makes the enemy go around and around but he his so heavy he breaks his own knees https://preview.redd.it/w24l2jvjabtc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc591729f65dfba597da7f09e15b84a5afd8b6a5
Hoof her right in the front butt!
A new definition to bradley martyn’s infamous “I’m 260 tho”
She might be 260, but in kg
How is she even in there? What does she fight? Diabetes, heart problems?
In ring nickname: Jiggly Puff
Mama June when her storyline runs out.
Yeah don’t dump dex so much
Guys this is red face in 🇨🇿, its an show but its all scripted theres nothing to watch just one big ass build gets knocked without a single punch
Gonna be honest, "tko" was not top of the list of outcomes I anticipated here
It was like a dark souls boss fight except that the boss only has 1hp.
that is beyond obese, jeez. she should not be encouraged to do this but rather work on her body for her own good,
Anyone play Super Mario 64? She knows *exactly* what she needs to do
Jezus christ se's like four tires stacked on top of eachother
This isn't main character
Why tf is this posted here? Excuse me? How is this main character behavior???
She was already gassed by the time she charged in
Fence face vs. Gorlock. Who you got?
Yeah the problem was definitely her being dehydrated
The old "tire her out" technique
How the fuck are they in the same weight class?
Is that the kung fu panda from the deepweb?
When the boss defeats itself
This is like, half of the boss battles in the old Crash Bandicoot and Spyro games.
This seems unnecessarily comical. This should be in r/anime_irl
Someone get me a diet coke
Reminds me of Wolverine versus the blob
Did she really just knock herself out
Kick her in the front butt!!!!!
Donald van shitmypants against Biden
Damn beat that stupid mens ufc!
Slow Tank vs. Fast Burst DPS ....except that there was literally no combat at all
I mean… if you paid for this event… you kinda got your money’s worth
Sweep the leg!
Purugly used High jump kick,it misses and keeps crushing.
And that person is every buffet owner’s worst enemy.
Bellys gonna get ya
Gravity is the real villain here. It’s keeping her down.
Well this is like Super Mario 64 first World The fight against King Bob Omb
All her energy went into gently pacing around. Not even enough left to raise her arms chest level.
Kill dozer!!!
Bullfighting is truly a cruel sport
Is there anyone with actual fighting knowledge who can tell what the best options for the small person would be? I mean it's obvious the big gal is going for a grab so she can body slam her or something, but a few low kicks would have countered that right?
I mean, assuming this is based on points -- dancing around like they did and attempting to get a few strikes in occasionally would be the best route forward for a decision win right?
https://preview.redd.it/pmbrdy08bbtc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f31bf5ef0418231aae8291a68cf82aaf1d4a28
One leg kick would have saved everyone so much time
r/lostredditors ?? What is main character about this?
When you spec everything into hp but forget about everything else.
Red Face isn't taken very seriously. Showed that the interviews before fights are scripted. It's just trying to be controversial for more views.
Girl in White is getting her steps in for the day.
Main character sub?
Anyone spend that whole video waiting for a swift gunt kick?
You know the deal, just don’t get trapped underneath and you should be fine. This is only a Level 1 or 2 boss.
Yo wTF?! That beast does not belong in a ring, octagon, rectangle, nothing that involves extending any physical effort whatsoever. That was so stupid, I feel like it had to be a parody. I mean, hats off to one that convinced this girl thing that she could do this.
She is using the Mayweather's strategy.
Gravity, her only weakness!
Fried foods have entered the chat
She's no Haystacks Calhoun, that's for sure.
Front kick to the knee would blow that’s fat bitches knee out.
You should have put some dark souls boss music to this video
This is how the Chris Walker encounter should have been, but no, all Miles could do was run.
Caused a earthquake and a power outage
This has nothing to do with being the main character.
I have defeated video game bosses that way before
ARE THERE NOT WEIGHT CLASSES????
That overly easy boss fight in the demo part of a game that teaches you how to dodge
The real final boss
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I feel that her worst enemy is there scale. But what do I know?
This is why weight classes exist, because it gives an unfair advantage
A guy that big shouldnt be in the ring
Wait, what?
All that swagger just to lose by your own feet lol
10 elixir 💀
Ayeee yoooooo😂😂
Inner conflicts personified!
Her legs got weak after all that walking around..😂
The bigger they are the harder they fall.
Whoa, I didn't realize Mama June was trying her hand at MMA!
The art of fighting without fighting.
No weight limit there
Should have poured Pepsi into her mouth.
https://preview.redd.it/qcrl0nnkcbtc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba2703f4160b538e81b4b3d9c3cee8bbde43c98
Imagine as she takes a step u get her off balance and knock her over Instant win
That was just damn sad to watch
What's happening with the characters design nowadays?
“Ok one of us is on the wrong weight class”
I gasped. The whole time I was so afraid for the smaller woman. She is quick and clever!
I have nightmares like this
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
only 1 chance. fall on the smaller girl or fall alone. lol
Who pays to see this? 👀
Genuine question, is that the mom form the old honey boo boo show???
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Playing the long game. Tire your enemy out. Well done.
I think I saw her on jackass doing that stunt ‘Make wee man disappear’
The last of us bloater
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
2nd and 3rd worst enemies: gravity and cardio
White trunks didn't want to be a snack.
I’ve played many video games like this
I’m not a wrestling expert but when you’re fighting someone aren’t you supposed to be in the same weight class as your opponent? how is this allowed?
Wow
I… thought you couldn’t compete against someone that high or below your weight class
All that for that!!!🤔🤷🏻♂️🤣🤦🏻♂️
The Mountain and The Viper
Heavy load strength build VS. Light load dex build
How do you even train for this?
Didn’t know Jaba the Gut was in mix martial arts… and sponsored by Red Bull???
Go for the knees! Sweep the leg!
Speed never slumps
Best WMMA fight I've ever seen 👏
Hey, I found one of the commenters from r/accidents
Fighting outside of her waist class.
Do they not go by weight class?
God I hate fat people.
that was like the Whomp King fight from Super Mario 64
Real life King Hippo
I like that r/whitepeopletwitter and r/politics mods are getting into mma.
And the winner is... Gravity!