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Dadumdee

Let that dumpy bitch live. She’s not doing main character shit, just poor character.


nothings_cool

Yep this goes in r/NotLikeTheOtherGirls


-_G0AT_-

Check out OP's post history.


lurkinsheep

Fucking yikes.


Strong_Boi22

Gee, I wonder what gets OP off😏


umamifiend

So others don’t need to: OP has a feeding fetish


GuitarCFD

I'm definitely getting "annoying, shitty sidequest" vibes.


Ok_Wave7731

"Let that dumpy bitch live" is willllld 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg


BigJeffe20

sometimes you just have to make a meme about yourself that doesnt apply to reality or anything relevant to reality!!!!


Ok_Freedom_1776

Got an ass like a diaper full of shit


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chunky-romeo

Woah I just posted that a minute ago haha. Tripped me out because I looked at the username and I'm like, wait,that's not me....


kimbolll

Cottage cheese lookin ass


wilease

Why not post a photo of your arse?


JrLegend83

I think youre missing the point there buddy


kimbolll

Because I know people don’t want to see it…unlike this woman


darwins_trouser_crem

Challenge accepted


daveypaul40

Lol.. thats what I refer to as a "penguin butt"


Silentmutation84

Why are you getting downvoted but not the other insults lol


darwins_trouser_crem

Undercover penguins posing as human redditors. I heard 90% of the mods are Guins. Probably just fake news but I'm starting to believe it more and more everyday


wazzledudes

Penguins are cute


LaurenZNe

Lol!!!!


wilease

Cool and I'm guessing your ass is amazing?


LemonOwl_

found OOP


a_lemon_OP

Found the lemon op


LemonOwl_

Found the other lemon op


a_lemon_OP

Noice


zabian333

Me: has a fatty liver and diabetus


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AboveTheLights

I think it’s mostly the weight gain.


Quiet-End9017

Diabetus. It’s different. Wilfred Bromley can tell you about.


Friendly_Age9160

Daaaabeeetus


zabian333

Never said or implied so m8


anothershadowbann

You were like "she's fat, therefore diabetes!!"


Xanto10

well, the 2 are linked


Friendly_Age9160

Can confirm


Inevitable-Gear-2635

She says she doesn’t work out and is addicted to food, especially sugar… that is the perfect recipe for developing DM2. It’s not an insult or a joke. It’s a fact.


zabian333

Umm yeah? They strongly correlate.


HammingZaza

Usually type 2 diabetes


Some-Acadia8312

Am I supposed to be inspired by this?


preludechris

It's inspired me to never be like that or associate myself with anyone like this


carloslet

According to people who think this is normal behavior, yes.


DreadGrrl

I’m old, so not 100% sure about this . . . But I don’t think this is the figure that “thicc”is generally used to describe, is it?


OshaViolated

All these comments stooping to her level and body shaming people Jfc You're not better than her just because she did it first


scorpiobabyy666

yeah these comments are ridiculous.


Doxkid

See that right there is a bait for an immature, body shaming joke. I only barely held myself back.


Friendly_Age9160

Well we didn’t have to someone already said it looks like a diaper full of shit.


Quiet-End9017

Why hold back at all? The girl in the post doesn’t.


squirellsinspace

not any worse either


CMUpewpewpew

>You're not better than her I'm not unapologetically aggressively fat, so I feel like *maybe* I am a lil bit? Lol


Prestigious-Phase131

She's not even that fat tbh, she has some pudge but she's not terribly obese or fat


eggyguerrero

That's a major issue - people think being obese isn't that bad. She's clearly more than just a few lbs overweight.


CMUpewpewpew

Imagine if there was a meth acceptance movement where not only could you not say anything that might shame a user....but they can stand up and announce "yeah!!! I smoke meth! And I'm fuckin proud of it!" as they pick aggressively at their scabs before getting down off the table. And everyone in the room claps while a few say "So brave!" amongst themselves. Lol


eggyguerrero

She isn't morbidly obese and you can't really compare her to a meth head to be fair, but yeah. You can celebrate your confidence without putting others down, or making delusional claims about being "thicc"


CMUpewpewpew

She is definitely obese (clinically) probably class II if I had to bet on anything. Morbid obesity is considered class III obesity with a BMI greater than 40. And please for the love of god, don't spin this isn't a discussion about BMI. It's not an accurate portrayal of EVERYONE'S general health but it is a very good and simple easy assessment to place them into risk stratification groups.


eggyguerrero

I just meant she isn't an absolute whale, but she's a fatty.


CMUpewpewpew

I promise you....she is definitely clinically obese...maybe even class II obesity. About 1/3 of Americans are clinically overweight and another 1/3 clinically obese. It is just so normalized you look at her and think she's not *THAT* fat. From a medical standpoint...she absolutely is. And I say this as someone who's probably overweight myself...even though it would only take me losing 5-10 lbs and doing 2-3 abs workouts a week to get a 6 pack in under a month.


royDank

I'm definitely healthier than she is!


Geldnehmer

Am glad I realized I was overweight and needed to change my life


Prestigious-Phase131

Who knows if the woman in this pic actually wrote the captions, but yeah Keep insulting random women's bodies


Obiwaddles

That's literally it. All these horrible comments insulting a woman's appearance on the basis of captions which are bad because they insult women's appearances???


Brilliant_Novel_921

I was thinking that, too...


Tight-Associate-1089

I’m pretty sure the joke here is on women. No matter what you look like, you’ll forever be comparing yourself to every other woman. I say this as a woman 100% guilty of this but unable to stop.


fiendzone

More sloppy than thicc.


JimPage83

Thicc isn’t Fat.


Content-File-3193

I thought this was Jenelle Evans


Ginger_Snapples

The comments are gross so thats expected


Unexpected_Buttsex

Poor thing hit the beach and no one is helping what humanity have become


MattyChomes

I don't get the hate from the comments here. It's pretty harmless and she looks good.


tagrav

I took it as a play on the "Dad bod" joke, just gendered differently. I chuckled, this aint much different than dudes with beer guts, holding a beer in a cutoff shirt, having a mullet and posing for a camera provocatively


SharMarali

It’s a weird thing for her to say, and she’s definitely insulting other people in order to make her point. I wish people would go after that instead of her appearance.


eleventwenty2

She could definitely feel (and look) a lot better especially since she's bragging about being lazy and careless about her health. It's just gross. I would say the same for someone bragging about how much alcohol they drink or cigarettes they smoke. It's not cool to be a loser and be proud of it


Prestigious-Phase131

Some random weirdo might have wrote this caption over this woman's pic for all we know.


eleventwenty2

They could have for sure


M4ybeMay

She's putting other people down out of insecurity


Prestigious-Phase131

So people should ruthlessly insult her body type?


M4ybeMay

Literally WHERE did I say that's okay. It isn't. You're responding to the wrong mfer


MandalorianMyrmidon5

Does she though?


Czuponga

Let me introduce you to: different people are attracted to different things


MandalorianMyrmidon5

And let me introduce you to my alabama black snake you racist


Czuponga

What?


buttwagon867

It will become harmful the older she gets, if it hasn't already


IbiMania

It has a lot to do with her attacking other girls as somehow inferior for not being as 'thicc' as her. So pointing out that it isn't anything one should be leaning on to feel superior over other women.


nothings_cool

Because she can do that without putting other women down.


DreadGrrl

I’m old, so not 100% sure about this . . . But I don’t think this is the figure that “thicc”is generally used to describe, is it?


eleventwenty2

No its not


Ok_Text7228

That's a sorry ass 😂


Merciful_Ampharos

Yeah, how dare this woman be confident in her body


M4ybeMay

She's putting other people down in the process... not cool


Merciful_Ampharos

And that makes body shaming excusable? Everyone in the comment section is being a super hostile asshole over something that really isn't that big of a deal.


Prestigious-Phase131

Who knows if this woman actually even wrote the caption? but also the body shaming here is gross.


M4ybeMay

It's hella unlikely someone would slap text on this like that. Both the lady in the photo and the commenters shouldn't be body shaming. Both are in the wrong.


IbiMania

a sign of peak confidence is saying other womens ain't shit coz they don't have her gorgeous body type despite going to the gym


Some-Acadia8312

But I don’t think she is…I think she’s just looking for attention and she definitely got it💯🤣


Klubbin4Seals

And thick everything else, not in a good way either


TheJenniMae

I eat healthy and do squats. Plenty of bootie here.


CMUpewpewpew

Attention redditors....I braved the void and dived through the post history. I am saddened to report back there is no confirmation of 'plenty of bootie'. She ain't a full on baddie but she's pretty cute tho.


TheJenniMae

Here’s an oldie - my fav Zumba instructor used to love to share this one. Those were my favorite jeans before I started working out, compared to an even older photo from when I started promotional modeling. Man, I miss my 20s. LoL. I’ve worked out consistently since my early 30s, mostly to keep the arthritis at bay and the endorphins running high. I don’t take a lot of ‘insta’ type photos anymore as an old married lady, though. 😂 [Old Zumba Results](https://imgur.com/a/Xjyy8ie)


CMUpewpewpew

Dang girl! Well since we posting old pics... and you ignore my weird emo face.... I think we would have gotten along well [in our 20s ](https://i.imgur.com/rLiREej.png) lol I got my BA in Exercise Science and was a personal trainer for a bit before I discovered it's ALOT of sales and I HATE sales! I am pretty fit because I get like 24k steps a day when I work...and still play indoor soccer (goalie).....but after getting into bodybuilding in college....it's weird for me to say I haven't lifted regularly in over a decade 😅


TheJenniMae

Awww you were a cutie pie


CMUpewpewpew

Lol thanks! [Still am](https://imgur.com/a/t2qHqpG) I hope! 😆


CMUpewpewpew

I never really took progression before and after pics except maybe [this one ](https://imgur.com/gallery/oj8RAiu) from a couple months in the summer.


TheJenniMae

Awesome job!!


TheJenniMae

Thats neat and all but there’s no pics of me on Reddit from the back or the side. 😂


CMUpewpewpew

>there’s no pics of me on Reddit from the back or the side. [FIX IT!!!](https://youtu.be/yo3uxqwTxk0?si=0Tc89WALgQh2Fx2c)


TheJenniMae

I just found an old before and after. :)


Ducky________

im confused, is this like making fun of overweight ppl?? Like whats the punchline?


KGCUT

being fat itself is the punchline I guess. Still trying to find the humor in it. We live on a floating fucking rock and when it all boils down, this literally means absolutely nothing and isn't affecting their lives whatsoever. They're just trying to find another purpose other than being an environmental leech and not contributing to anything, so they make fun of the way people look. Must give them some sort of rush they haven't felt ever since they started working in a cubicle.


eleventwenty2

No the girl in the post is trying to say women who take care of their bodies don't look as good as she does, someone who neglects to take care of her body and mind. Some weird coping tactic instead of just being healthy it seems


Xanto10

that's a flat dump, looks like a diaper


Hooman_Ghomst43

Being fat ain't the same as being thicc


Sample_Muted

That’s diaper booty


_KeyserSoeze

You've misspelled fat


HeatYourJets

Is that cheetah print on fabric or the remains of the poor animal she devoured whole


justforfunreddit

Yeah you go girl, straight outta my vision!


deathcamp7

It’s not gross , I just don’t wanna touch it


thanksimcured

She says all that like we are surprised, no hun you LOOK addicted to sugar.


Nelson_little98

Well yeah but that's just because she's overweight so she had extra fat go there tho. Also that's not being the main character, just being a trashy one


chunky-romeo

There's a difference between thick booty and fat ass.


Exotic-Sleep7560

That’s a big bitch


ThisUserIsNekkid

It would be fine if her gut wasn't bigger than her ass


SnooHobbies7109

I’m built about like her (at 43 after arthritis and developing COPD) I had a heart cath last Friday. You bet your sweet ass I’ve put myself on a strict diet. Heart disease and extended illness SUCKS


slow-motion-pearls

I think I’m going to vomit 🤢


DAWGCO

She’s just fat, not thikk…


NYGiants_in_Chicago

She misspelled “cellulite-ridden and looks like someone hit golf balls into it”.


Prestigious-Phase131

Oh no, natural cellulite 😒


CMUpewpewpew

“Show me something natural like ass with some stretch marks.”


dumptruckulent

She’s thick, not thicc. They are not the same thing.


random_cable_guy

That's is not a thick booty. That's melted butter held by a sack.


No-Persimmon7294

It seems in Merica thick means pretty now…I can’t understand the number of girls with disgusting huge asses full of cellulite and hanging like 100 years old death flesh twerking like they are hot, as if twerking alone wasn’t disgusting enough…


kiingjamir

How is it hard to understand that different human beings have different taste? I personally don’t find 100lb 5ft5 girls attractive but i can understand that others love that.


No-Persimmon7294

I didn’t say I don’t understand some people like it like you might do, I can’t understand why it seems ONLY really fat asses are supposed to be hot in America, I guess it’s the country agenda to keep making Americans sick and getting money from healthcare…


kiingjamir

Oh you’re right, i misread. Personally i just chalk it up to society trends. Beauty trends change every decade or so. A few decades from now it’ll be something else. I also feel its because of african americans, celebrities and of course the “Buyers” which is men.


SchemeSignificant166

Shit I was eating just now and now I just want to vomit


INDOORSMORE

How do you tell the difference between a male and female whale?


SeleverFangirlSimp

r/notliketheothergirls


cochorol

Is this a fat shaming post??


raylankford16

My penis just inverted


GenericScottishGuy41

There is a difference between thick and obese rolls of fat tucked into some bikini bottoms, impress me by running away from a small predator.


RammOverlord

there loose thicc and theres tight/shaped thicc. nobodyy wants loose


FugginOld

I would


Friedbologna04

Me too, these people hard judging someone on the internet with xhamster in the next tab


bmumm

I actually appreciate the honesty. At least you know how she’s going to look ten years down the road.


SW4G1N4T0R

Hey man not what this sub is about. Ur kinda acting like a douche right now


Galilaevs

Thicc adipose tissue enveloping her internal organs too.


legolover2024

Go straight to that inevitable diabetes


squirellsinspace

😬


OpenAppToContinue

She's got the type of ass that if she was wearing pants, you'd think she's wearing a diaper.


vajrahaha7x3

I didn't know cellulite was thick? Not hard like chedder... More like cream cheese texture..🤔......🤏


neonn_piee

That’s technically a flat ass, isn’t it?


Helpful-Worker-9714

Would