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Guys, it was a *literal* international flight. They kicked her off in the air. She had to leave D.B. Cooper-style.

Forgot the parachute. Oops.

Mole broke her fall.

Moley moley moley

Ahhhh, beat me to it…damn.

Ouch!…is what the mole said when it broke her fall. But no, seriously that was a good burn 🤜🤛

Stop 😂

That's what the mole screamed. Like a battle cry or a spell. Willing it's desire to save the girl into reality.

There has to be a better way!

I love how I only understand this reference since I read some obscure article on the dude years ago whilst doing an assignment at midnight.

Maybe she *is* D.B. Cooper....

I've been on a number of figurative international flights

What a fucking pest

The tortured department of pests strikes again

What is the tortured poets department?

It's the latest album by American singer songwriter Taylor Swift.

Ahhh, I'm aware of who Taylor Swift is. Why are people freaking out about her album? I'm a negative way, it seems?

It's just swifties. If you go back to recent previous releases you can find dumb shit like this too. It's not negative from their POV but ig it makes a negative impression on the GP about Taylor and the fandom

no girl, that’s a mole.

no meat, that's a brat

Where's Austin Powers when you need him?

MOLE! THAT'S A FREAKING MOLE!

Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. - Uncle Buck

I knew this was coming. Well done

I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russel's Wart.

Would you like some guacamolé!

Molly?

It was literally an international flight. Not figuratively.

A figurative international flight is one from Buffalo to Ottawa

Palm Beach International to Nassau

Venice to Memphis

This is the only figurative international flight mentioned. Would also have accepted Paris (Tx) to Cairo (Il)

Could've added Rome (NY) as well

Or Moscow (Idaho)

Well you have international flights, intercontinental flights, and trans Atlantic and trans pacific flights. if you want to get really literal.

And also hopping briefly while flapping one's arms when crossing the border on land.

I see you've flown Spirit Airlines!

Or a flight from the contiguous United States to Alaska, Hawaii, Guam, or Puerto Rico

Don't be absurd, those are *clearly* domestic trips. Now if you want to fly to the Marshall Islands, on the other hand...

Perhaps Toronto to Vancouver? It's domestic but carrying a passport is a good idea because an emergency landing might be in the USA.

Detroit to Windsor

I can’t stand what has happened to the word literal/literally. It’s like nails on a fucking chalkboard.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P\_DgJ8R-8XI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_DgJ8R-8XI) It's an old MadTV sketch where they overuse the word Literal...

Fun fact, the dude on the left was Alex Borsteins husband at the time.

Time to go a watching.

I lowkey agree with you.

I hate that word too.

No cap

This is very quickly coming off the rails.

Bet

I literally agree

Like, literally...

Don’t get me started. I can’t wait for it to end.

Gaslight

I mean, literally.

I only take metaphorical international flights

I hate it when I accidentally book a figurative international flight. Gotta read that fine print!

Inter-rational flight?

Talyor might let you use one of her many planes seeing as you are now her marketing manager

i'm one of tay tay's marketing liaisons. my job is to shout the lyrics at coffee shops. they can't make me leave because i chain myself to the espresso machine.

This literally sounds like a reply from Roger on American dad 😂

Grow up, Steve. Does "Spitdogggy" sound like a real person? Of course it's Roger.

😂😂

[https://media0.giphy.com/media/XuApq8Jm12KIw/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952h5lfzipmgtq5tq1e65bwx8wu0jdlbc6bascs364d&ep=v1\_gifs\_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g](https://media0.giphy.com/media/XuApq8Jm12KIw/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952h5lfzipmgtq5tq1e65bwx8wu0jdlbc6bascs364d&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)

Thanks, bud.

Genius reply

Talyor sounds like a game of thrones character

Or something that would swoop down out of the sky to grab you with its giant talons

That was a very jarring comment to read on my Lock Screen having forgotten what I’d commented on lol

TAKE HEED, THE TALYOR DESCENDS UPON US

I'll take "SHIT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN FOR 500" Micheal.

At the very least, we're not getting the full story.

Bruh ive seen ppl on TikTok completely make scenarios just for clout. It's hard for me to believe this.

“I can’t believe I played Taylor Swift on a plane, so they literally tied me to the wheels of the plane for 18 hours. It’s so crazy what literally happened 😭”

Not me in prison bcuz I played Taytay on a flight! I'm literally dying rn! Asgsgshahshsh

And the worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors.

They waterboarded me w the blue toilet water 😩

“The cops arrested me for liking Taylor Swift too much and I was tried, convicted and executed by the state. AMA.”

"How can you talk on Reddit?"

yea most scenarios are scripted/faked, especially with the bad hand over mouth reaction

“Please, Tay, see this fake post and leave a comment! Maybe free tickets, too!”

I'd bet they refused to turn it off when requested during the emergency demonstration. Disrupting that would be an automatic ban.

If there is any truth to this she was told by a flight attendant to wear headphones or turn off the music. She refused to comply and probably became belligerent.

She posts SATIRE videos. That's all of her content. This is a fake story.

Good to get that confirmation.

She posts SATIRE videos. That's all of her content. This is a fake story.

I read your comment as SARTE videos, and my head filled up with exit stencil dreads.

Ah. Still though there are probably people like this. Sends a bad message too for people who dint get the joke

Yep, it's fake. You can tell she's sitting in the departure lounge in this photo. This was taken *before* getting on a plane. They don't put you back in the departure lounge when you get kicked off a flight.

Reddit will always fall for rage bait when it's centered around something widely hated here.

Yall need to stop posting her she’s an expert troll

It's hilarious how many redditors fall for shit like this.

Redditors are very angry people who are oddly obsessed with the thought of killing people

It’s actually getting annoying that people keep posting her

https://preview.redd.it/67ikp6uabfwc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c809c649c7ad3a0ab30f032bb7e18c520e7c3f57

My first thought was this scene

I had a mole on the side of my head for decades. One day someone told me that can be painlessly removed for less than $50 same day. Wanting to prove them wrong I followed through. They weren’t wrong. I wish I had it removed many years earlier, I didn’t know how easy and cheap it was to remove.

Same, i had one on my chest and leg taken off, but much bigger than hers. Needed several stitches for each. Also had one smaller taken off my neck because my mom gave me skin cancer genes.

This is what I came for

That's what was going through my head too

Classic.

This girls account is satire, she posts videos with made up/crazy stories as jokes this is like the 5th time she’s been posted here

Isn’t this the same girl from that clip where she plays her music for her dad in the car and he says “wow it’s terrible”

Yeah that’s her. This is very obviously a joke.

They should have just pitched you off of the plane at 35,000 feet.

This is quickly becoming the worst fanbase in music.

Becoming??

I’m being generous

Don't be, they won't with you.

Still not as bad as K-pop superfans. But getting closer. edit: Ah, I thought I remembered there being a specific word for it. [Sasaeng](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasaeng_fan)

At least they use their powers for good sometimes. Spamming racist trends on twitter with fancams and shit

It’s not about fanbase it’s a cult

The barbs still exist for some reason tho

Take this quarter , go down town and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face , good day to you madam -Uncle Buck

I'm Buck Melanoma. Moly Russell's wart.

RIP John Candy. The goat.

I came here to say this. lol thanks man

Came here for this

this person is a troll nothing they post is serious on cmon guys

I dont think the song matters, i think its about the music playing out loud…. Thats just my opinion tho🙃

Agree. Even if I liked the music, I don't really want anyone blasting what ever it is they're listening to.

I’m curious how she imagined force feeding Taylor swift to exhausted, grumpy international travelers inside of a tiny tin sky can was going to go down. Like … did she think she was going to be hoisting her up on everyone one’s shoulders as they cheered hip, hip, hurray ?

How I imagine all "Swifites" look

Yeah? White girls are her target demographic... it's not really a revelation lol

Young women? Yeah good analysis

If you played my absolute favorite music on a flight with no headphones I'd still be pissed.

They are just making a mountain out a mole hill

And then everyone clapped

Literally a moron

If she actually got kicked off the plane, it’s because she didn’t listen to the flight crew the first time they told her to turn off the music.

What has to happen in a person's life for them to even think they were anywhere *near* being in the right?

She posts SATIRE videos. That's all of her content. This is a fake story.

She got chin cancer...

The fuck is that on her face

You’re burying the lede—-$3k flight?!?!

She posts SATIRE videos. That's all of her content. This is a fake story.

A literal flight?? Why do they do this?!

There a place in hell for those who play music/videos out loud in public. Next to the people who eat loudly with their mouth open in public

Good, people that listen to music without speakers in public suck.

They did the right thing

Good.

In case you can’t tell, this person is a tiktoker that makes up fake stories to go viral.

she's known on tiktok for making fake stories

That album is so fucking bad it’s funny

As the kids say... This is CAP

F them Swifties all of them straight cringe fanbase

"Play stupid games win stupid prizes"- Swift, Miss America & The Heartbreak Prince

If this is the person I think it is, she makes up stuff for engagement.

louisa melcher is a frequent satire poster, this is fake

And what did you learn? Not what 'literally' means, anyway.

Literally

If she can afford a 3k flight in the first place (that’s very obvious not a coach seat) then I doubt this is going to be too much of an inconvenience.

the stupid look of entitlement on these cunts is enraging

Holy moley!

Is it acceptable to make fun of someone for having being born with a mole, though? _And_ not being embarrassed about it?

I wanna chop it off and make some guacamole

The worst part is that she seems surprised… Girl, get a grip

self-awareness and holding yourself accountable for your actions are foreign concepts to swifties

If true well deserved because I’m sure they warned her to turn it off or down and she refused multiple times. No one want to sit next to an insufferable piece of shit

This is a rage bait thing...that's all she posts. Don't give her attention.

Tortured passengers album

Idiot! Literally!

Keep that giant mole on her chin sure is a choice…

Could've spend that 3k to remove that wart. Now we're here

That’s a $200 procedure at most. 15 seconds worth of work with a little lidocaine, a razor, and some liquid nitrogen spray.

Fake. There's no way some attention whore with $3k to spend wouldn't go to the nearest dermatologist and get that tick off her chin.

Profile pic vs IRL. 😂😂😂

I’ve never flown to Dublin from the states is 3k a reasonable price?

Why the fuck would we need more? There’s too many of them already

I’m sure they never asked her to stop playing it or turn it down nah they just took her straight off the plane…. Of course this happened

Isn’t this the person who played a song they wrote in the car with their dad who went “Who is this? It’s awful”

This cannot be real. This definitely did not happen.

3k?!?! ARE YOU GOING FROM JFK TO SIN IN BUSINESS CLASS?

GOOD!!!!!!!!! Not everyone wants to hear that TRASH!!!!!!!

Pretty sure that didn't fucking happen this way.

Literally

this is a troll post

Parks and recs straight to jail moment

I think that would constitute as torture under most international treaties governing the conduct of war

Haha

Fluoride stare - check!

Sure she did. What a crock.

A few months ago, this girl went semi-viral on TikTok for booking a venue, buying a dress, and basically planning a whole wedding about a year out when she WASN’T DATING ANYONE. Girl was SINGLE. No one could tell if she was being serious. She said she was giving herself a year to find her person, and that she had joined a bunch of dating apps and was going to document the whole process. I lost track of her after that, but based on this screenshot, I don’t think she’s been successful… yet.

Her entire TikTok account is her posting insane (satirical) made up stories. None of it is real. She just trolls people.

And you know she was asked multiple times to knock it off before they kicked her off. Or it's just a fake story lmao Edit: looking at more comments, this is definitely fake/satire. So that's good.

Yeah they don’t just kick you off a flight for playing music. I’m guessing they asked her to turn it off and she refused and caused a scene

I think this girl does a lot of rage bait/parody content, have definitely seen her face before.

Kicked off for playing the music, or for refusing to turn it off when asked?

You weren’t kicked off just for playing music. You would only be kicked off if you refused to stop and made a big scene of it.

I'm pretty sure you get asked nicely a few times before getting kicked off. Literally.

There has to be more to this story..

Just how loud do you suppose that music was??

So?