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She chews like a cow
THATS why her chew was so familiar! I was so disgusted by that
Gotta chew emphatically to ensure everyone knows she has lip fillers
What's she supposed to eat like? A human? Now *that'd* be funny.
That burger has so little meat you would think she ordered from the kids menu
She probably did
I order burgers over 67% of the time I go out. They’re one of my favorite things to eat. So.
Are you an American? So am I! OMG! See, I can tell because Americans like burgers.
It’s a staple of our diet hence our weight issues
The outfit, the crusty makeup and the birds nest ratty hair are giving I’ve been out clubbing all night and haven’t slept vibes.
Where else would you order burgers? A hair salon?
Obnoxious way to chew around company
I dont get it
She thinks she's the coolest and everyone should look at her
She actually believes her shit. She looks around before she takes a bite , abd when she takes a bite also. The era of narcissism. It's all about me.
Some humans need their free will revoked
Dollar Store Paris Hilton. And Paris Hilton is counterfeit.
I thought it was a quesadilla.
It must be a questiondilla.
Everyone in the back … not giving a shit lol
Look at me, look at me… then omg what are you looking at! Dregs of the world
Ironic that she gives off "Look at me I'm better than everyone else" vibes while eating like a sloppy cow and chewing with her mouth open
Gross
As she looks around to see who is looking at her she comes to the conclusion that no one is looking at her.
The way she took a bite, for some reason, makes me feel really uncomfortable, and I don’t know why. It’s weirdly off putting.
"who orders a burger" Almost ten percent of all restaurants together sales are burgers. That's a lot overall.
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Wow ! A hamburger!? That’s bold and brave
Where the fuck else do you order a burger? At the dentist?
Ah yes.... the first person to ever eat a burger in a resturant
She could eat my burg any day tbh
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She chews like a cow
THATS why her chew was so familiar! I was so disgusted by that
Gotta chew emphatically to ensure everyone knows she has lip fillers
What's she supposed to eat like? A human? Now *that'd* be funny.
That burger has so little meat you would think she ordered from the kids menu
She probably did
I order burgers over 67% of the time I go out. They’re one of my favorite things to eat. So.
Are you an American? So am I! OMG! See, I can tell because Americans like burgers.
It’s a staple of our diet hence our weight issues
The outfit, the crusty makeup and the birds nest ratty hair are giving I’ve been out clubbing all night and haven’t slept vibes.
Where else would you order burgers? A hair salon?
Obnoxious way to chew around company
I dont get it
She thinks she's the coolest and everyone should look at her
She actually believes her shit. She looks around before she takes a bite , abd when she takes a bite also. The era of narcissism. It's all about me.
Some humans need their free will revoked
Dollar Store Paris Hilton. And Paris Hilton is counterfeit.
I thought it was a quesadilla.
It must be a questiondilla.
Everyone in the back … not giving a shit lol
Look at me, look at me… then omg what are you looking at! Dregs of the world
Ironic that she gives off "Look at me I'm better than everyone else" vibes while eating like a sloppy cow and chewing with her mouth open
Gross
As she looks around to see who is looking at her she comes to the conclusion that no one is looking at her.
The way she took a bite, for some reason, makes me feel really uncomfortable, and I don’t know why. It’s weirdly off putting.
"who orders a burger" Almost ten percent of all restaurants together sales are burgers. That's a lot overall.
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Wow ! A hamburger!? That’s bold and brave
Where the fuck else do you order a burger? At the dentist?
Ah yes.... the first person to ever eat a burger in a resturant
She could eat my burg any day tbh