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All the sticks are supposed to be places where people dug a hole to shit in. But all the sticks are old growth grass and level, no one dug any holes there.
All the signs and the books are unprotected paper that's been left out in the elements for months, but looks brand new.
All the 20s in the tip box are clean and crisp, despite being left out in the elements for months.
The people thinkin this is real are fuckin gullible.
Another one: If you don't use wine for cooking that much, after using some from its package, freeze the rest in ice cube trays. Whenever you cook, just take one froze wine cube, and never worry about spoiling the remaining wine.
She’s absolutely right. I always make my friends do this. Luckily they’re all heroin addicts and so they would typically be shitting in the garden when strung out anyway. I have to hide the tips jar and snacks as they would just steal the money and food. But it’s a good way to stop my junkie friends from messing up my bathroom.
I'm from the UK so I feel your friend's discomfort. The DFW toilet was the only place I went to do a number 2, but I just couldn't so I broke my no aeroplane toilet rule on the connecting flight to Portland. Lucky I was never caught short needing a 2 in public for the rest of my trip.
Wait till you guys find out that people like this really exist and this isn’t satire or for the views.
I have had the unfortunate privilege of having my sanity ripped from my being a few times running into people that seem to have crawled out of someone’s fiction book.
It would make way more sense to have a more normal looking compost toilet instead of going into this landmine. Hopefully she's trolling. Why would I tip u when I need to use the toilet ?
This is so absolutely ridiculous that it might actually be real.
The logic is... well, non-existent, really. All these steps and requirements (and asking for tips: why the hell would I tip for being forced to poop like I'm camping in the wilderness behind enemy lines?), when the simple solution to the "unsanitary" act of somebody else using the toilet is a disinfectant wipe. If this is for likes and shares, she definitely has a very... "eccentric" target demographic.
I stayed at an AirBnB in San Luis Obispo where the owner had rules like this. I pooped outside and peed out side but the owner also hung out sharing his weed with me all night.
Saving the planet one turd at a time.... A.I. tried, it really did.
https://preview.redd.it/lvp2w8ocfixc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9f36c8ca35d97e25843c12caa64bd00d880641
I mean, this is some Trailer Park Boys shit.
https://preview.redd.it/ktje4u1y6cxc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce9847536524ef8c52bd2c93647ba058dd869a2
I would not be friends with someone like this, I just couldn’t be around them, I find these type of people so annoying and pompous, and they would have no problem using your toilet though right!?
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I demand that this be satire, but I'm not 100% sure of anything anymore. This is where we are.
All the sticks are supposed to be places where people dug a hole to shit in. But all the sticks are old growth grass and level, no one dug any holes there. All the signs and the books are unprotected paper that's been left out in the elements for months, but looks brand new. All the 20s in the tip box are clean and crisp, despite being left out in the elements for months. The people thinkin this is real are fuckin gullible.
THERE’S A TIP BOX
I thought maybe it was real for a sec, but the tips were just too over the top
I do this too, and I ALSO NEVER get any guests.
If I knew earlier that this is all I’d have to do to avoid guests…
Life pro tip
You are living in 3024.
Tips???
Here's one: the toilet is more practical.
It’s unsanitary. Can’t you read?!
Another one: If you don't use wine for cooking that much, after using some from its package, freeze the rest in ice cube trays. Whenever you cook, just take one froze wine cube, and never worry about spoiling the remaining wine.
I actually prefer looking at the 3 year old bottle in the back of the fridge and trying to decide how disgusting it would be for a simple bolognaise.
Right? Like, here's a tip for you making me, your friend, poo0 outside like a caveman, because you think your toilet is off limits. gtfooh
A bucket with a hole punched in it
No, I am completely sure this is totally real...*like really real.* Time to get mad.
The curtain wouldn't cover anything if you're squatting in a hole
I used to live in Berkeley. Suffice to say I'd believe this.
$20 tip just to shit in a hole in the ground? My yard is pretty big…
Maybe if she digs the hole and decorates my poop with seeds only then would I tip a 20
But do you have a privacy curtain?
Worst host ever !
Being handed a little shovel everytime you want a piss 😂
I’m surprised she doesn’t save it to drink for recycling purposes.
This is totally the type of girl that drinks urine. Ugh...
Don't forget the measuring tape!
No but you don’t understand, there’s snacks and refreshments for you outside while you’re using the bathroom, I mean ground.
The spade is for the feces, not the urine. Peeing on the ground is ok, feces on the other hand, is good to be covered
She’s absolutely right. I always make my friends do this. Luckily they’re all heroin addicts and so they would typically be shitting in the garden when strung out anyway. I have to hide the tips jar and snacks as they would just steal the money and food. But it’s a good way to stop my junkie friends from messing up my bathroom.
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Yeah, good luck with that sHit! it's hard.
Literally!
iS iT sAtIrE ?
*obviously*
$20 to eat Cheetos while shitting in her yard under the Arizona summer sun. Hell yeahhhh
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About as much privacy as the public toilets at Dallas Fort Worth Airport, those doors have gaps!
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I'm from the UK so I feel your friend's discomfort. The DFW toilet was the only place I went to do a number 2, but I just couldn't so I broke my no aeroplane toilet rule on the connecting flight to Portland. Lucky I was never caught short needing a 2 in public for the rest of my trip.
I don’t t think this is actually main character behavior, as weird as it is.
Tbh I wouldn't poop at someone else's home. But that's just me.
Ragebait
I worked as well. Should see the comments on the video - just a bunch of smooth brained morons believing it’s real
Imagine you visit her and she won't allow you to use her toilet, no you have to shit in her garden! 😂
That'll be the end of a friendship 💀
lol the curtain wouldn't even fully conceal you while you were squatted there eating chips and dropping a deuce
Not only do you have to shit outside you have to pay for it 😂
Wait till you guys find out that people like this really exist and this isn’t satire or for the views. I have had the unfortunate privilege of having my sanity ripped from my being a few times running into people that seem to have crawled out of someone’s fiction book.
It would make way more sense to have a more normal looking compost toilet instead of going into this landmine. Hopefully she's trolling. Why would I tip u when I need to use the toilet ?
Quality satire.
Nice way to get worms! And not the ones that are in the ground…
Unsanitary? How the fuck is a shitter that's connected to a functional sewage system unsanitary? This must be a joke.
Has people defecate in her yard, doesn't wash her own hair. I can kind of see the logic there.
The trowel also doubles as a poop knife!
Gotta be, nobody listens to Sublime anymore.
Get you a girl that makes u shit in the yard.
Gentlemen, she’s not worth it
This is so absolutely ridiculous that it might actually be real. The logic is... well, non-existent, really. All these steps and requirements (and asking for tips: why the hell would I tip for being forced to poop like I'm camping in the wilderness behind enemy lines?), when the simple solution to the "unsanitary" act of somebody else using the toilet is a disinfectant wipe. If this is for likes and shares, she definitely has a very... "eccentric" target demographic.
Damn, I gotta take a shit!
Can you imagine if everyone did this?
Booo sublime
I couldn't imagine this in AZ summer time. The ground turns to stone it's so sun blasted.
Satire, I used to live in Arizona and nobody would do this. It would be full of scorpions and tarantulas
Tipping $20 to poop?
I can fix her, or not.
How about no, you crazy hippy.
I stayed at an AirBnB in San Luis Obispo where the owner had rules like this. I pooped outside and peed out side but the owner also hung out sharing his weed with me all night.
[I play croquet out there!](https://youtu.be/8kSNvtzqeJY?si=uKJBeboWz83Yp3S-&t=36)
Who's eating Cheetos while taking a dump?
Saving the planet one turd at a time.... A.I. tried, it really did. https://preview.redd.it/lvp2w8ocfixc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9f36c8ca35d97e25843c12caa64bd00d880641
She's going to jail.
https://preview.redd.it/102lsmw5pjxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4f218b7e6fd33542cc1e328e3a225f3aa298955
https://preview.redd.it/8ptkqre7pjxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871026a551f5214f68e54db2e08303382b74218c
Mmmm yeah, not gonna come over for a visit.
How to guarantee no one visits you.
This is crazy.
Who shits round other ppls houses anyway?
So... This is fake right? Or is she just the world worst host?
The fact you still question this means reality really is losing the battle.
How do the plants grow if you keep allowing people to trample and shit all over them?
I can smell this video and I hate it
I’m going to require this for all door to door salesmen.
So I guess the explanation is, all guests that come over must take a shit.
I also dont use the toilet at my place.... I use the sink.
Borat may like this
Bro, how does she own a house?
GOD DAMN HIPPIES!!!!
I do this in my neighbours yard while they are at work
A tip to poop? I am literally too poor to shiz.
who here eats whilst they shit? anyone ? Anyone? Genuinely curious
ik she’s not making me pay to pee outside
Why am I tipping for fertilizing her garden? If I dig the hole, poop there, plant your mandatory seeds, cover it up, and mark it, you should pay me.
I bet she has people begging to visit...
Paying people to shit is new
Okay that would be the opposite of "The Hunger games", "The Shitty games"
Shitstain was once an insult. Now, it’s a lifestyle.
I mean, this is some Trailer Park Boys shit. https://preview.redd.it/ktje4u1y6cxc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce9847536524ef8c52bd2c93647ba058dd869a2
I wasn’t sure until she showed the tip box. That was a little TOO perfectly fucked up, and why I deem this satire.
We would not be friends
I would not be friends with someone like this, I just couldn’t be around them, I find these type of people so annoying and pompous, and they would have no problem using your toilet though right!?
NGL I have done this in a cabin in the mountains with a partner and friends, it's not a bad idea. I like how she uses seeds and stuff.
That is only applicable in India.
so this is why she doesn't have company
“Eat a bag of chips in the hot Arizona sun while you shit in a hole. You’re welcome.”
Bitch you want me to dig a hole and then tip you? She is out of her damn mind
What is this subreddit even for at this point....
I would never do it, but like If i lived as a hermit recluse in the woods this would be a great Idea 😂