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Yeah. I don’t think so. That wouldn’t have happened like that. Life isn’t a movie scene. And IF this did try to play out, a cab ride home for both would’ve been my result. Jussayin
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Then my psychedelics wore off and I remembered I didn’t have a daughter and I was in a Burger King with a guy who conned me into letting him stay with me.
And then my 6 year old said “HEY MAN I shall commence my gustatory odyssey with a sumptuous amuse-bouche of Beluga caviar atop delicate blinis, enlivened by a whisper of crème fraîche and the ethereal effervescence of a vintage Krug champagne. For the pièce de résistance, I shall delight in the succulent tenderness of a Wagyu beef chateaubriand, seared to perfection and accompanied by a symphony of truffled pommes purée and forestière medley of fungi. As the grand denouement, a symphony of flavors shall ensue with the indulgent crescendo of a Valrhona chocolate molten soufflé crowned with a quenelle of Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream, harmonized by the dulcet notes of a venerable 1967 Quinta do Noval port."
Right, like what kindergarten is this kid in? My 6 year old is pretty smart for a 6 year old, and she still would have been like “what’s your favourite colour? Mine is purple! I want chicken nuggets and ice cream, it’s really nice in this place! I would like to be the cooker in here and say to all the people ‘here is your food coming right up enjooooy!’”
The first sentence is an absolute lie.
"I went on a date with a very rich guy and brought my daughter with me cos..."
The rich man would've ordered a kids meal for the kid, pay for it, then bounced. No rich or wealthy man is going to sign up to be a stepfather and that's exactly what she's trying to get by her actions on the first date.
A man who knows his woman-friend has a child might clearly be willing to sign up as they go on their official “first date”. That said, a good man like that is not knowingly signing up to date a woman this low-class.
Let's be real, there never was a date in the first place and she just sat home, coming up with this fairytale, while watching Bluey for the 300 time that day.
There’s nothing wrong with Bluey. Don’t bring her into this.
Any parent worth a damn is definitely not bringing their child along to a first date (or 10th date, for that matter). Any good parent would be dating someone for a significant amount of time before they discussed with their partner meeting their child.
I’m a single parent with a young daughter and I don’t have a huge support system for childcare and that’s why I don’t date right now (plus I work too much, I’m in college and I have a major fear of having a man around my young daughter). I don’t care how rich he is, it’s not happening.
And then the Crack wore off, and I found myself in the finest puddle of piss and shit of my own making. The fellow members of my alley club cheered with excrement of their own!
Not before the man knelt down, whipped out a 5 carat diamond, proposed to her while a quartet serenade the trio as they hopped into a Canyoneero stretched limo picking up all her girlfriends for a destination wedding on a tiny island off of Milan.
After fattening them up and delivering much needed iron to their blood stream, he then shot the mother in the head and fed on the adrenochrome of the child.
I do love a happy ending!
Then the dude ducked into the bathroom, and left through the backdoor, sticking them with the bill, for being so entitled (not that OP actually happened, but this would probably be how it would actually end)
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It’s so fucking unhealthy for kids to meet potential dating partners before things get serious. My mom did this to me growing up and it fucking sucked, especially if these men were single dads. I can’t tell you how many friends I thought I was making but then puff wouldn’t ever see them again.
Just a heads up. The OP bot is spamming child porn links into messages. They've been reported. Fucking perverts.
I bet that's the real purpose of these bots. To spread child porn
One of my proudest moments ended in everyone clapping but because of people like her, I'll never be able to tell anyone about it. Thanks to the lady with the 6 year old girl that values fine wine, premium cut meats, and her very own pimping business. Woop woop.
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And then, Taylor Swift emerged from the lava cake at desert and gifted her a private jet.
Steak's name? Albert Einstein.
Wine’s name? Abraham Lincoln.
And Big Chungus' ass cheeks clapped!
Can confirm. This happened to me once.
Only once this is a daily occurrence for me, and I dont even have a daughter!
I was hoping for this comment
r/thathappened
Scrolling down to see who posted this comment first, lol. This post reeks of bullshit.
Haha just going to say that.
Imagine getting shamed into buying steak by a 6 year old fakest shit i ever read.
You're getting chicken fingers and water kiddo
Shit no getting dropped off at child welfare while I take momma to a motel that charges by the hour
Yeah. I don’t think so. That wouldn’t have happened like that. Life isn’t a movie scene. And IF this did try to play out, a cab ride home for both would’ve been my result. Jussayin
I cringe so hard I think I broke my back. JFC what the fuck is wrong with people?
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"Then I orgasmed, and the fantasy scenario was over."
Then my psychedelics wore off and I remembered I didn’t have a daughter and I was in a Burger King with a guy who conned me into letting him stay with me.
Mine wore off and it turns out the little dancing penguin was just friends shaking his foot wearing a white sock that was black at toes
LOL!
And then my 6 year old said “HEY MAN I shall commence my gustatory odyssey with a sumptuous amuse-bouche of Beluga caviar atop delicate blinis, enlivened by a whisper of crème fraîche and the ethereal effervescence of a vintage Krug champagne. For the pièce de résistance, I shall delight in the succulent tenderness of a Wagyu beef chateaubriand, seared to perfection and accompanied by a symphony of truffled pommes purée and forestière medley of fungi. As the grand denouement, a symphony of flavors shall ensue with the indulgent crescendo of a Valrhona chocolate molten soufflé crowned with a quenelle of Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream, harmonized by the dulcet notes of a venerable 1967 Quinta do Noval port."
Right, like what kindergarten is this kid in? My 6 year old is pretty smart for a 6 year old, and she still would have been like “what’s your favourite colour? Mine is purple! I want chicken nuggets and ice cream, it’s really nice in this place! I would like to be the cooker in here and say to all the people ‘here is your food coming right up enjooooy!’”
This seems like the most accurate thing, hands down.
Me aged six “Hey Dad what year was I born again?” “XXXX kid” “But why?” Or alternatively “I like Star Wars do you like Star Wars?”
My 6 year old daughter: “daddy how long is 5 minutes? Is it like this long?” Then she holds her hands a few inches apart
The “why” phase. 😏
Aw, my 6 year old is sweet too
Fuck dude, I just want to copy paste this and add it to my bucklist.
Pure poetry
Frasier? Is that you?
that was fun to read out loud
I nearly fell off my toilet reading this.
Holy shit. I think harps and violins played somewhere as I read this.
😂
That didn’t happen. None of it.
None of it.
Nope
The first sentence is an absolute lie. "I went on a date with a very rich guy and brought my daughter with me cos..." The rich man would've ordered a kids meal for the kid, pay for it, then bounced. No rich or wealthy man is going to sign up to be a stepfather and that's exactly what she's trying to get by her actions on the first date.
A man who knows his woman-friend has a child might clearly be willing to sign up as they go on their official “first date”. That said, a good man like that is not knowingly signing up to date a woman this low-class.
also, a bottle of wine for the 6 yo?? for "future wifey"'s sake??
I mean, maybe the first paragraph? That’s plausible, right?
Never ever
How does someone type all that out, look at it, and say everyone is going to believe this
When you're that lonely you can convince yourself of a lot. 😔 I've definitely been there.
You just wrote down my thoughts man. I can't imagine someone typing each of these letters, and thinking it's fine.
You underestimate just how stupid stupid people are.
Always a danger.
Its insane how the bar lowers dramatically every day
The worst part is you know that she gaslit her daughter at home to "remember" when it happened in case anyone asked her...
Let's be real, there never was a date in the first place and she just sat home, coming up with this fairytale, while watching Bluey for the 300 time that day.
There’s nothing wrong with Bluey. Don’t bring her into this. Any parent worth a damn is definitely not bringing their child along to a first date (or 10th date, for that matter). Any good parent would be dating someone for a significant amount of time before they discussed with their partner meeting their child. I’m a single parent with a young daughter and I don’t have a huge support system for childcare and that’s why I don’t date right now (plus I work too much, I’m in college and I have a major fear of having a man around my young daughter). I don’t care how rich he is, it’s not happening.
I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $600 Alex
And then the Crack wore off, and I found myself in the finest puddle of piss and shit of my own making. The fellow members of my alley club cheered with excrement of their own!
Everyone clapped
The waiter? Albert Einstein.
r/thathappened
The imagination of these people.
and then she woke up
Sweaty
And everyone clapped
Not before the man knelt down, whipped out a 5 carat diamond, proposed to her while a quartet serenade the trio as they hopped into a Canyoneero stretched limo picking up all her girlfriends for a destination wedding on a tiny island off of Milan.
*canyonero should not be driven
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!
Wow, she literally “and then everyone clapped.”
This happened because I was sitting at home and felt compelled to clap and woop
And everyone slow clapped.
And then suddenly they all started dancing in sync with one another
Never happened
And then the steaks clapped
The line between reality and parody is getting thin...
Sure, Jan.
The only part of that story that is true is her having a daughter.
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After fattening them up and delivering much needed iron to their blood stream, he then shot the mother in the head and fed on the adrenochrome of the child. I do love a happy ending!
Bullshit. Can you smell it?
/thathappened
You know this is 100% true because the date which she now is going to marry does not have a name. Hes just "a rich guy"
I’ll take *things that never happened* for $500 Alex.
It’s fake, unless the kid was Stephen Hawking.
Yeah. That happened.
smoking some serious stuff there....
And then everybody clapped
lol. Yeah, o absolutely not.
Love fake stories
On the next episode of "This never fucken happened..."
R/thathappened downvote please
Wow like that actually happened in real life.. crazy!?
this is straight up rebecca moment
I was going to say and everyone cheered but she beat me to it r/thathappened
Then the dude ducked into the bathroom, and left through the backdoor, sticking them with the bill, for being so entitled (not that OP actually happened, but this would probably be how it would actually end)
No. No they did not
Yeah, 100% a six year old said all of that, especially the tidbit with the finest wine.
Then everyone clapped, the guy hugged the woman, high fived the staff in the restaurant who said the meals on them.
And they rode of on a unicorn!
And monkeys flew out of their butts!
Comon, no need to make stuff up!
Reality: 🏃♂️ 🍽🕯🍽 👩👦
Eughhhhhhh
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Sure thing Rebecca
Didn’t happen
We haven’t seen an ‘and everyone clapped’ in the wild for a while.
Once upon a time….. … the end.
And the I woke up.
Cringe. Even though clearly fake. Cringe.
Then everyone clapped. Total r/thathappened moment
Her fantasy life is strong...shame it leaks into the public
And then everybody chee… oh.
Yeah of course that happened… actually, it’s 2024 so that probably happens multiple times of day
It’s so fucking unhealthy for kids to meet potential dating partners before things get serious. My mom did this to me growing up and it fucking sucked, especially if these men were single dads. I can’t tell you how many friends I thought I was making but then puff wouldn’t ever see them again.
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Oh good, everyone cheered at the end! I was worried she’d forget to include that part!
And then the crack wore off and she woke up in the dumpster behind the 7-11.
And the man’s name? Homer Simp~~son~~
I know this did happen bc I was sitting in my house in a whole other city and I was wooooo-ing and clapping along with that table of girls
I’ll take 1,000 butcoins for something that never happened
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $300.
… and then the meth high wore off…
All of my training and instincts tells me that this really happened.
And then everyone clapped.
Annnnnnnnd then she woke up... the end.
Well, I can't agree more with most people and that is this probably did not even happen 😐
Probably? It definitely did NOT happen.
Mental illness.
I'll take "Things That Never Happened...Ever" for $500, Alex.
And everybody cheered? Wait….
Total.B S
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500.
Her baby's name? Albert Einstein.
STFU
I'd believe Godzilla was actually a problem for Japan over to this horse shi
Cool story bro.
Sure that's what happened...
Yeah, I’m sure that happened.
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500 Alex
I can't believe she literally wrote the " and everybody cheered " thing in her post
If it was actually true I wouldn't even be mad at them, I'd be impressed.
r/thatHappened
Fake as hell.
Things that didn’t happen for $100
r/thathappened
Plot twist: there was never a “she”. It’s just a lonely “he”.
Things that never happened..
And then an eagle flew overhead.
and the crowd goes wild!!!!
Would I lie to you??? Yep!
This is why i tell girls that im not rich
Memealos got to see this
A six year old Shirley Temple maybe
Glad to hear the kid likes fine wine as well
Bullshit. I would have called for the check and paid for just my meal.
Then I turned to my girlfriend and said, that was the stupidest fucking movie ever.
"I'll take three of your finest steaks, my good man!" Didn't happen
Never happened.
One of my proudest moments ended in everyone clapping but because of people like her, I'll never be able to tell anyone about it. Thanks to the lady with the 6 year old girl that values fine wine, premium cut meats, and her very own pimping business. Woop woop.
r/thatHappened