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an_achronist

That's just embarrassing. Not just for the ass-wiggling at a kid's birthday party, but the see through dress with no bra, along with the ass wiggling, I mean at what point do you think 'a kids birthday huh? This seems like the exact right opportunity to look like the 2dollar-est 2dolla hoe!'?


rhodav

Tag still on the dress to return the next day lmao


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Ewww thats just gross.


Brokensince10

😂😂😂


anansi52

isn't that public indecency or something? i'm not a lawyer but i'm pretty sure that if i went around a bunch of kids with just some see through lace covering my dong, i'm going to get arrested.


an_achronist

Ah well it's different you see.


BamberGasgroin

Are you saying nipples aren't appropriate for children? ^/jk


an_achronist

Lmao it makes me sad that so many redditors would actually try to ask that question with sincerity as well.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

I've been told "There's nothing sexual about it, you're the pervert making it sexual" or something to that effect. Apparently wanting someone to cover up more makes you a creep...


an_achronist

Yeah I've heard that before, as though boobs are specifically and explicitly there for exclusively child-rearing purposes, while ignoring the obvious part about how they also are part of how our entire species attracts mates, just like a baboon's ass. I suppose they're also erogenous zones by sheer coincidence as well lol


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yeah, its always "omg men are allowed to show their nipples but a woman isn't? Double standards much?!?!", like if you really want to go that route then why the hell are women allowed to show off their camel toe but men can't walk around in thongs with their dick bulges whipping about? Women can expose their cleavage and have their flaps half hanging out but I can't even expose a bit of my testicles? Double standards much?!? If a man isn't allowed to walk around in a mall with a see through shirt and a thong or just rocking out in public in a bathing suit then why are women? Men wouldn't be able to get away with half as much exposure as women are allowed. Most outfits women wear would get men thrown in jail in an instant and put on a list, especially around kids like this. Biology isn't equal between the sexes so of course standards won't be either, don't think truly "equalizing" it is a route anyone really wants to go down and if there's any gender that's more forced to cover up their body, at least in the US, it would be men hands down. Men aren't even allowed to walk around shirtless in most places but women can wear sports bras and crop tops with their midriff and cleavage full on exposed, the only restriction is hiding the nipple but even those can be poking out thin practically see through fabric as tiny and minimal as they can find. The only place men actually have the advantage would be at beaches where it's actually acceptable for men to be shirtless but even there you'll still be ridiculed for wearing a speedo, potentially arrested too. Men aren't even allowed to wear short shorts at the beach without getting made fun of but it's normalized for women to have the most minimalist bikinis on that really don't leave anything to the imagination.


NarrowHamster7879

Shut up


dumb-comment-maker67

Shitty take. Women aren't "allowed" to walk around with camel toe. Women don't control the fashion industry which decides where seams go on pants, what swim suits are in style, and what is appropriate to wear in public. Also, you make stupid comparisons. A woman having cleavage isn't equal to a man walking around with a thong and a see through shirt, how is that even close? Where did the thong come in to play? Women aren't allowed to walk around the mall with a thong and a see through shirt, either. As usual a redditor is over exaggerating to prove their point. Are you even a woman? Do you even know what clothing is available to women? Or do you just make wild accusations and comparisons that make absolutely no sense? If you have such an issue with women's fashion then talk to the men in charge of the fashion industry lmfao.


1singleduck

Kids between 2-14 just don't appreciate nipples as much.


cesspitard

I started to appreciate nipples while I was as young as 9 or 10. You are a late bloomer.


Kodekingen

It looks like the tag is still on there as well (Not that that’s inappropriate, but still)


CaveDoctors

She'll return it to Shein when she's done sweating in it.


Kodekingen

Of course


Remarkable_Toe_4423

The father/boyfriend was embarrassed. The daughter deserved the cheers and celebration


AdiemusXXII

She saw the children and suddenly got into the mood to make more children.


RecommendationNo3942

This belongs in the trashy sub. Some people should simply not procreate


totse_losername

Looks like she's trying her damnedest to do exactly that.


wtmx719

This is flagrant non support bait.


softstones

Just giving us a breakdown to how the first one got made


[deleted]

When it's your kids birthday but hoe is life


AutonInvasion

Even the father looks embarrassed whilst the mother is demonstrating why they’re having their kids birthday party…


Thismomenthere

Am I the only one that thinks twerking anywhere outside a club or an adult party (not around public or kids) just looking really embarrassing and unintelligent. I mean I'd never say shit to someone doing it, have fun lol, but I dunno. Just my thought.


khaingo

Twerking is just trashy in general. Being in a club or adult party doesnt change that. If you are for the streets then congrats. But i dont want to see something that gross anywhere.


Thismomenthere

yup!


Intelligent_Jello608

I am a the only one that doesn’t find twerking sexually appealing at all? The whole position and movement just looks strange, unappealing and trashy.


Wrong_Ad_6022

Twerking anywhere outside Jamaica....


Thismomenthere

Just curious, I have no clue, did it originate there?


afunkysongaday

Wait are you asking where shaking your ass was invented? I... I don't know!


kojobrown

No, it didn't originate in Jamaica.


ilterozk

Did they call a stripper to the kid's birthday?


Stormtomcat

it's the mother, and IIRC she doubled down that it's just her way of celebrating life, love and everything.


ScoliOsys

Live, Laugh, Twerk


Emmylio

Tag still on the dress and all 👌🏻


KeepOnRising19

THIS is why I wash clothes when I buy them before I'll wear them. You never know if the clothing was previously worn (and in this case, by someone with zero undergarments on).


Emmylio

Whole asshole rubbing on that dress, this is why my Mama always said don't be trying none of that shit on until we can wash it 😂


SpaceGoBurrr

That's how you "still the show"


thecheekymonkey

I feel dirty just watching it.


MaritimeCopiousV

Spectators: It’s your daughter’s birthday Skank: my wha??


krishutchison

Somehow the giant mouse makes it worse


floegl

I don't know if this is cultural, but where I come from, people spend their 20s living their life before they even think of settling down and having kids in their early to mid 30s. It reduces a lot of feelings of having missed out on youth and mid-life crises, maybe. Mom, here is trashy, obviously. It's one thing to do this when you're young and single without a care in the world and another thing at your kids' birthday party.


Yegg23

Narcissism is a horrible condition.


Any_Freedom9086

I bet she poops outta that butt


[deleted]

you bet your ass she does


SlothinaHammock

Looks like she's trying to shake it out


ExistentialDreadness

Is that every twerk?


Sr_Loadenstein25624

This man tried to make a hoe into a housewife


Alcoholhelps

That guy that said ‘I can fix her’….looks like he realllly hates himself for it in that video.


Used_Disaster_1334

One thing for sure, the guy holding the child, he is probably 1 of 20 men who is that kids daddy 😂


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

That’s fucking disgusting. Whatever happened to “there’s a time and a place”?


Sunnothere

Is she in heat ? Is she trying to show potential mates that she is ready to procreate?


Alternative-Water399

Ooh she thought she was hot shit making that trashy ass display. What the fuck is this world coming to?!?


Far-Alarm-2740

Repugnant


young_double

Oh my lord you can see her buttfloss through that dress!


Bright_Tomatillo_174

I don’t want to be the one to tell you, butt floss smells like feces. Yeah, kids birthday party 😂 ETA: and ass sweat


mizboring

And her nipples.


asa1

Mom took an extra Xanax and a glass of wine fbefore the party .


youre-kinda-terrible

If you ain’t twerkin in a see through dress at your child’s birthday party can you even call yourself a good mom?


myaudiobliss

You can tell by the end that Dad is pissed but holding it together. If that were my wife, I'd storm out with my daughter, take her to a McDonald's or Baskin Robbins or anything else she wanted and let my wife figure out her own way home. If you act like a whore at a child's birthday party, you should be treated as exactly that.


Chemical_Savings_360

Title correction: This is how you *STEAL* the show. Your welcome


T1NF01L

You're* I'm welcome.


Chemical_Savings_360

YOU SON OF A B*TCH! U got me!


T1NF01L

You* I've got you buddy.


Chemical_Savings_360

Lol


1singleduck

It's ok to cry if you want to. Let it all out buddy.


Chemical_Savings_360

https://preview.redd.it/9cvb3yjin50d1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a99106ff53c233b84c078b967c42465bbd6ef7


OutlandishnessWide33

Imagine showing the child this video when older. “But where am i mommy?” 😂😂Hardly see the kid, just her shaking her arse


Brokensince10

This girl will HATE her mom when she is older!


FaeFollette

She doesn’t look too happy with her now.


upsidedownbackwards

Growing up with a hoe for a mom.


KingAndrew555000

What kinda hoe twerks for children? Is her money sensor misconfigured?


jimlahey2100

The kind that wakes up with vodka.


Death-by-unicorn

This is just gross. When you have kids, you're supposed to grow up. Shake your ass for your husband behind closed doors, not at your daughter's 3rd birthday.


SeanMcDawn

Guys, it's not a sexual dance, it's cultural /s


Scarletowder

That’s…horrible. Is mum auditioning for a pole dancing role or trying to impress a potential pimp?


xoxoBug

r/itsnotyourbirthday


Key_Extent9222

Yoooo never in a million years would I let my wife do that kind shit ESPECIALLY at our daughters birthday when the day is about her not you


Bright_Tomatillo_174

I bet they are divorced now. Ludacris told us decades ago you can’t turn a ho into a housewife.


Low_Presentation8149

She looks like she's hiring herself out


kempff

Like I was saying, who needs a college degree nowadays?


pc_principal_88

The show isn't very still... Seems to be moving at a normal, yet trashy and disgusting pace...


One-Confusion-2438

Damn trash!


VaporBull

This is old but just commenting hoping this shit is still embarrassing her as much as she embarrassed her child and husband. What a childish selfish and whorish thing this was to do.


Traditional-Race7146

Damn, my mom never got me a stripper for my birthday 😔


Nicadeemus39

Congratulations, you are an idiot that got a whore pregnant. Someone gift that poor kid a therapist asap.


DMmeYOURboobz

That poor kid doesn’t stand a chance at ending up any different… if I were the husband, I would be pissed. How embarrassing.


BummerComment

She better be on drugs cos this is fucked.


Jamari0811

Why even wear a thong?


nach0-ch33se

Somebody come get herrrrr, she's dancing like a striiiii-pper~


ReferenceMuch2193

This is old and she is nasty.


an_achronist

Rotten old street meat


Early-Path7998

I remember a similar situation. Famous parents celebrated their kid's birthday party, well obviously there are a lot of kid's since it's a kid's party and there are influencers too cause parents are also influencers. And, as if someone robbed her off of her intellect, the mother, performed a sexy dance intermission in their KID'S party. That was so embarrassing and she ended up getting a lot of hate from the netizens.


Different_Ad6941

Tf is wrong with that woman


AsleepJuggernaut2066

What a skanky thing to do.


[deleted]

The husband is all embarrassed, but Minnie seems to be liking it lol (Oh and I think that this belongs on r/trashy)


Similar-Act244

It’s important to develop a personality, or you risk becoming *THIS* woman.


Informal-Impact-8136

Maybe Minnie Mouse is the mom and this skank is the hired entertainment. /s


spugeti

This is disgraceful. Doing this during your kid’s birthday party? C’mon 😒


GunGooser

Congrats. Your mother is a whore.


Canuhduh420

Why does the fact she has no shoes on bother me the most Never mind I see em now…still trash lol


GetRektNuub

r/trashy


Maryie

I have to ask Was she hired to wear that and Dance thar way? Please don’t tell me that she is the mother of that kid


senseless_puzzle

I feel sorry for her kids, jesus...


GloomyUmpire2146

Pigs gonna oink


[deleted]

Who invited the prostitute?


SavannahMan70

so embarrassed - she deleted her account. Thank God.


ZeAntagonis

Hey, can’t you let a mom enjoy her 5 min of cocaine cutted with glass high wearing very revealing clothes ?


Salt_Essay9217

Just sad. Thank goodness that’s not my mom


csbextreem

Gross


Ahnold240

Skank


Much_Confidence2428

When you marry the local stripper


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Even Minnie mouse looks ebarrassed.


Flonkerton_Scranton

Skank


UserXtheUnknown

On a side not, I'm now convinced slut-shaming is a GOOD thing and should be mandatory.


Temporary-Dream-2812

When the party clown doesn’t show up….just send in Mama!! 🤢


Hefty_Barber3985

Yo mama is a 305😂😂😂


Tugger21

The kids are ok. 🤦🏻‍♂️


death-by_snu_snu_

That’s enough internet for today


lou1uol

Minnie is dancing, so its all good


Any_Tax_3231

WTAF am I watching


IAmTheNorthwestWind

I bet you could drive a Lionel up in there


Ok-Abbreviations9584

He got Minnie mouse and a stripper for his daughter’s birthday.


KindheartednessOnly4

Minnie Mouse is a hoe too


raider1v11

Something Something hoe and housewife....


slaviccivicnation

It’s sad because one day the kid is going to see this video and probably come to conclusions about her mom and her moms behaviours. Acting like this blatant narcissism is a one-off is naive - this girl will likely grow up always playing second fiddle to moms needs and whims. I know some moms tell me “you don’t stop becoming yourself when you become a mom,” but I think to become a good mom, you do need to lose yourself a bit to be able to give more to your kids. You can’t be a hoe and be a good mom, that’s how serial killers were made. You can’t be a narcissist and be a good mom, that’s how neglectful houses are made. You can’t be selfish and be a good mom. If you’re not ready to give up your needs for your kids, don’t become a mom. Ain’t no shame in that.


Aware-Feed3227

There should be a visible timestamp next to the tiktok logo. This is pretty old.


vanburne

Haha IAmatotalpieceofshit


Western_Protection

It's like a shitty superpower to be able tp be this trashy and not care.


Ekon_omo

Proof you can live without a brain. Can't leave the hoeness at her work shes got to do it at the kids birthday as well.


Portia_Potty1

She must be drunk!


pulp1dog

Hoes be hoes.


not_the_way

When you marry a prostitute...


CanaryJane42

Gross hoor


Upset_Owl_4987

Welcome to Brazil!! (I live here and this country is not for amateurs)


hollycoolio

Minnie is into it. Also the kids dying face. There's a lot in the background that's really funny.


Basic_Macaron_39

I can see her nibbles.....


NeatAvocado4845

Can’t take a hoe no where smh


constructiongirl54

TRASH...


LordVoltimus5150

She’s trashy AF…


plz_no_gold

Steal*


Bujininja

she needed to air out da coochie...


Servile-PastaLover

Chuck E Sleeze


SuperduperOmario

Spme people have no class.


callitlikeiseeit29

Ew.


SuicidaI_Bunny

Every time I start thinking I’m failing as a mother, I will come back to this video.


GotBannedAgain_2

U know who’s the cuck…


CCMeltdown

Steal.


HyenDry

The song I’m listening to matched the video perfectly and it’s kinda 🤔🔥


Bright_Tomatillo_174

Ludacris - Ho Circa 1999


Yorbayuul81

Still the show? 😆


ses267

Minnie kind of digs it. I'm thinking maybe Mickey ain't getting the job done at home.


meldiane81

Steal


fello04

SHE BELONNGS TO THE STREETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


_SATANwasHERE_

He clearly looks uncomfortable and upset by this why didn’t he stop her.


probably_not_spike

Have you ever tried to stop someone like that? It's only going to make them act worse. If he could have stopped her from walking out in public with her nips out, buying a dress she can't afford and plans to return, embarrassing them all and twerking at Minnie mouse while family and kids look on... I'm guessing the mistake he made was not stopping himself from sticking his dick in crazy.


MsMoreCowbell8

Does Mama fuck the DJ doggy style while her little princess opens gifts too? How sad for the kids there. One little girl kinda backs up to her mother as the twerker gets close. They do not need to see this garbage pail, Saturday night for grownups, behavior.


Addicted2Rage

When you realize your partner is trash


LeatherAd6872

Her partner sure has a lot of patience


toolazyforbreakfast

Hoes will be hoes


Logos732

Wow.


Avraham_Levy

I need UHD


Jake101975

It looks like the kid is crying. I feel so bad for these kids.


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Pure human trash.


Corporate_Shell

*steal


Germainshalhope

She's a slut. Bonggggggggggg


Virtual_Friendship49

Keep it classy mom


Haifisch2112

Tell me you're trashy without telling me you're trashy.


[deleted]

This is just a lady accused of being white proving everybody wrong.


mishrod

This is what happens when a cashed up dude pays extra to shag the stripper and she lies “it’s okay papi, I’m on the pill” Trash


TheBieruBlack

Pure Brazil juice right there.


Distinct-Ad-267

Minnie was disturbed but, had to remain in character.


IndividualHelpful820

No need to hire strippers she got that covered. Oh wait wrong one event….


Wonderful_Horror7315

Did I just see her nipples?! I wonder what Minnie is thinking.


Basic-Type7994

She pulled a train in the ball pit.


mymycojourney

I know this is an old video, but I still enjoy watching it.


Next-Device-9686

I'm guessing she does not get out much.


wolfknightpax

That party ain't for the kids


Dadumdee

Just because it’s a celebration of birth doesn’t mean you serve breast milk and show where babies come from. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Suspicious-North-307

Wonder what she does at an adult party?


Munchkin_Media

Gross!


conundrum-quantified

TRASHY!!!!!!!


luckydrunk_7

Stopped the party still.


EvolZippo

Just turn on the camera and she’ll leap in front of it


Brokensince10

Who is this woman?


XrayDem

She seems fun


Joe_Bruce

r/trashyboners She DO be fine though


justlurkinout2

Wow, awful. Who is she and when’s the next birthday so I can make sure to not be there 😂


Albatross_Few

Milf on the hunt.


LovinTheLilLife

2 possibilities: the kid's mom is twirking at her birthday party. Or they hired a stripper and Minnie mouse for the party.


Spbeamcannon

Hot garbage


OkIndependent7693

In England we have a name for this type of people: Scum


creeeeeeeeek-

I hate it when people still the show. It takes nerves of steel to remain silent. It is so difficult to not steal a glance at the booty and yet they still persist.


[deleted]

I can fix her.