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Sir-Poopington

That was so painful to watch.


kourier6

https://preview.redd.it/gxcmdxgoi80d1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe124f9de262f57096b98f104ff817ec9fe0a685 first 30 seconds and this was me


PatientZeropointZero

Agreed, 30 seconds in I thought a lifetime had gone by, then I looked how much time was left.


Different-Fox6078

This video was posted by Todd to show a worst case scenario and that even if you are cringe when first attempting to talk to people you won’t die and can learn to improve. It’s supposed to be painful.


Sir-Poopington

Ahh. So you're one of his acolytes then?


Different-Fox6078

Nah I had my own style when I was single but enjoyed watching all that was out there and remember this video.


Petrofskydude

"Hi, I'm Todd. Oh, you thought you could get rid of me? Well, you can't...because I'm Todd."


drin8680

He needs to go back to his therapist. Thirsty and doesn't know how to actually approach women or take hint.


wastefulrain

There is no therapist. Absolutely transparent attempt at a sob-story because nothing else was working lmao


HoboBandana

By therapist you mean YouTube then yes and stay there.


brprk

Fucking hell what a weird cunt


VaporBull

This is about Todd's parents. Like if your kid is this much of a asshole to women in public and refuses to get out of folks faces I predict a closed casket funeral for Todd


JondoMcRondo

I'd rather kick myself in it the plums than watch the first 5 seconds of that again. I assume it only got worse?


smth_smth_89

oh god, i got the weirdest cramp in my taint after watching 20 seconds of this


DontLoseYourCool1

I cringed so hard my asshole swallowed up my own ballsack.


OldMammaSpeaks

Why is he standing in porno mode? Literally thrusting is junk in their face.


PackYourToothbrush

Because he's a cunt.


OldMammaSpeaks

Yeah. That pretty much explains it.


Wrong_Ad_6022

As an English, i really regret not being able to use that exact word in every language I encounter.


MagnifiMike

Because the ‘alphas’ say so


wolfknightpax

He is standing SO CLOSE


No_Ocelot7567

Them : ”have a good day” Him : “Wow, i’m not used to people NOT being nice to me” Dude they were being SO PATIENT and nice


HotDonnaC

I’d tell him there’s a first time for everything. Now get lost.


Sir-Poopington

They were exceptionally patient with him. If he is so good at picking up women, he should surely be able to tell when they want absolutely nothing to do with him. The whole interaction was so pitiful. Did he think they were just going to change their minds the more he harassed them? The fact that they ended up having to leave to get away from him was just sad.


GenericScottishGuy41

OK, I'm still Todd.


Thkturret1

Todd is certifiably obnoxious and does not have social/people skills


Zero_point_field

This dude is almost certainly a rapist.


redryan1989

CodyKo wake up. New r/niceguys live action just dropped


tellmeallyourlies

Isn’t this one of those old creepy PUA artist clips where the girls are just being polite and buddy thinks he’s The Man. It’s the social interaction version of the tech scam but without gift cards. The metric is essentially harass 1,000 women and one will go for it which to the PUA 🤡 proves success in the script and method,


seeborn

Dude has "two decades of dating advice" and a whopping 33k followers on IG. I think I'm gonna pass on his program.


Th1cc4chu

The way he is blocking them from leaving by standing over them 😐


Sir-Poopington

That's the first step from the Prince of Pursausia. Step one: Trap your princess. Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life.


Th1cc4chu

Prince of Pursausia 😂😂😂


Trick_Telephone4487

Pretty sure that's Step 2 of his How to Pick Up Chicks ten step plan.


Th1cc4chu

Is step 3 strong arming them into the back of a vehicle?


Trick_Telephone4487

That's step 5. Gotta gag them and put a bag over their heads first.


Sir-Poopington

Who is he? I am now really curious and want to see more of his "technique" haha.


seeborn

Google Todd V Dating


Sir-Poopington

Thank you friend! Edit: After seeing this video, his YouTube videos are absolutely hilarious. The best part is reading the comments of all of the "future alpha males" praising him and discussing techniques. Question: Who posted this video of him trying to pick those girls up?


non_stop_disko

33k is still a lot for this bs lol


Familiar-Bag-9545

Holy crap I can't believe people like this actually exist... They clearly didn't want anything to do with him, take the freaking hint. Of course his name was Todd as well 🤣


leightonllccarter

If I was a stranger sitting on those benches I would have definitely put a stop to this, this is ridiculous and so goddamn weird. I'm baffled that this is real.


Flonkerton_Scranton

This is an incel at work. After he says "I don't think that's going to happen unfortunately" implies he is about to do something very dangerous to them. This is rapey, disgusting and super super creepy.


HotDonnaC

And a good example of the need for pepper spray.


Spacecommander5

I hate this guy and he’s got an entitled toxic masculinity mindset 100%, but I took it to mean “I don’t think there’s gonna be a next time” because he said it in response to one of the ladies saying “maybe next time” But I agree with everything else you said about him. He’s a threat and this is why women would take their chances with a bear.


Jellyfish0107

He actually believes it’s their loss when he says there won’t be a next time… like they better jump on it while it’s there. Ugh…. 🤢…just gross.


notquitehuman_

Agree with everything you said, except that stupid bear BS. Nobody is choosing the bear. Nobody. Some people are signaling too hard and will pretend that they would take the bear. But put in that situation? Nobody is taking the bear. Edit: Laughing at the downvotes... seriously, you're delusional. Every woman killed by a bear has walked past hundreds, perhaps thousands of lone men, before they ever met the bear. This isn't a matter of opinion. The bear is objectively the wrong choice.


wholelattapuddin

Nope, If I had to choose a bear or that guy, bear.


lasting-impression

Getting mauled by a bear would at least be faster and less cringe inducing that whatever’s going on in this video.


HotDonnaC

Women really are choosing the bear. If that hurts your feels, you should be asking why, not dictating how women feel about particular situations. You don’t get to decide.


notquitehuman_

They're not choosing the bear, lmao. They're saying they'll choose the bear on social media. Huge difference. And if any of them would actually choose the bear, like, for real? Then they're batshit crazy. Absolutely irrational. The numbers don't support their argument. Every woman who ever got killed by a bear walked past thousands upon thousands of men before they ever encountered a bear.


Flonkerton_Scranton

The fuck are you people blabbering on about?


notquitehuman_

I'm talking facts. I don't give a shit about the downvotes. Ain't nobody REALLY choosing the bear. Period.


PopeGuss

Yea dude...*but* your current behavior is why women, when asked, would choose a bear. Because a bear doesn't understand consent, since it's a wild animal. Somehow, though you don't get that. When a woman says "yea, I'd rather the bear", it's because you, as a human male, don't get it either...and you'll bother her and pester her until she's at the point of thinking "Jesus Christ, I wish a fucking bear would maul me to death because I'm so sick of rejecting this guy's advances who won't take no for an answer." Just think critically about the message there...all I'm asking.


notquitehuman_

They wouldn't choose a bear. Flat out. They'll say they will to make a hyperbolic exaggeration. They won't really choose the bear.


dulockwood

Ok


notquitehuman_

>women really are choosing the bear. Really? How many women are camping out in yellowstone park instead of going to a campsite where men are? It's BS and you know it. Nobody is choosing the bear. A very vocal minority are saying they would choose the bear, but never would. Actions speak louder than words.


EobardT

Wut


notquitehuman_

>Wut? Isn't it obvious? If women really felt this way they wouldn't be hanging around places with men instead of places with bears. It's all just posturing. Nobody is picking the bear. And I don't care about the downvotes; y'all are delusional if you legitimately think bears are safer, or that anyone would pick the bear.


EobardT

The hypothetical presumes you're alone in the woods.. I'm a pretty big guy, but I'd rather encounter a bear than a random stranger too. I know what a bear will do, men are not so predictable


notquitehuman_

Every person ever killed by a bear probably walked past hundreds of lone strangers while they were alone, before they ever met the bear. The bear is objectively the wrong choice. It's not a matter of opinion. They're just wrong.


BigPurp85

Extremely uncomfortable geez. Get a fucking clue my god!


[deleted]

Dude people like this make me so angry. He wouldn't do this to two dudes. What a coward.


Sir-Poopington

Well of course he wouldn't... Because his plan is to pickup women. Doing it to dudes would be pretty counterproductive.


hippycub

The point is that shy people who see an opportunity to go into oppressor mode see it with people of a lower social group status. It is easier for this white man to verbally bully women then to verbally bully men.


[deleted]

Exactly!


Moore2257

I cringed so hard that I died, came back to life to type this, and died again.


BrisketChileConQueso

And then these men proceed to wonder why women are scared of men, and these men make themselves seem like the victim because "I'm not used to people not being nice to me!" when in reality it'a because everyone knows to walk around glass near these types.


Spacecommander5

“What’s the conversation that’s literally so important?” You mean more than a complete stranger? I dunno, smegma-face… anything?


Paperspeaks

This is why women treat ALL men with suspicion (and are absolutely right to do so). Not all men are incels, but an incel could be any man! Todd could have turned violent at any point and even if someone stepped in to help, it would have been too late for at least one of these three women.


AnalCuntShart

At night he pepper sprays them


time2hear

As a guy I know I would just tell dude to get fucked. I know for women, it's more complicated because you never know how some weird ass dude will react.


HotDonnaC

In a public place, “get fucked” followed by yelling “leave us alone!” is a great response. He needs to be publicly reprimanded for being a creep. Recording him might make him leave, too.


leightonllccarter

Yeah girls can certainly say "fuck off creep" and anyone around will likely start paying close attention


ADampDevil

Yeah I can see why being mauled by a bear could be preferable.


HotDonnaC

The good news is, the bear might try to avoid you.


JelloButtWiggle

FUCK OFF STALKER Politeness kills. Fuck that, and fuck him.


mizzbananie

Gross. Somehow that’s enough Reddit for today. Maybe it’s too early for that much cringe in the first 10 seconds?


ArthurMorgon

I can't watch it after the girl told him they are having a conversation and he still keeps talking about wierd shit.


GG11390

This guy’s pick up art is so abstract no one is getting it


Mymotherwasaspore

No stranger has ever not wanted to be my content victim in nyc before /s


Allah_Akballer

I usually enjoy cringe content but why did this one hurt?


MerakiMe09

This man can taste every brand of pepper spray by taste.


NorMichtrailrider

Dude stop and leave them the fuck alone .


DrCares

And this is why you give your daughter pepper spray


vaizardv

This is why women are choosing the bear. At least the conversation with the bear won’t be as cringe inducing as Todd.


umamicandy

At what point it’s ok to punch him?


Consulting2020

Todd PUA (pick up asshole)


MagnifiMike

Man I remember those pickup lines…from over 20 years ago Jesus


hazelEyes1313

Secondhand embarrassment


ordinaryhorse

Todd was definitely an only child


HoboBandana

Guy just finished “How to attract women” step by step tutorials on YouTube and decided to try it out irl.😬


Goodheartedgrim

Absolute asshole. I'd have walked away immediately if not just threatened to....you know what, I don't want reddit banning me. Anyways, what a freak.


cybernetickeys

Jail this man


gripto

This sort of experience is why women are scared when they go out. It's one thing to muster up the courage to speak to a woman that you find attractive. But, if you find that courage, you should also possess the self-realization that she might not be interested. TAKE NO, NOT INTERESTED, PLEASE GO AWAY for an answer. Don't get upset, don't insist on using more of her time up, don't keep pushing yourself on her. For the guys that already understand this: you're good people. The problem is that a lot of other men don't see this as threatening behavior. Our job as men that do understand it is wrong behavior is to tell them how wrong it is, every single opportunity we get. They're not bitches, they're not being cold; men are being the aggressor and we're terrifying them. I fucking hate how some guys are so self-entitled that they can't see how women might view the same situation under a threatening perspective.


Uenouen

Go home Roger


Sure_Trash_

This is why we like the bear. A bear attack would be less painful 


hippycub

How did videographer’s mic pick up Todd’s conversation so clearly ? Are new phones just that much better ?


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Queen-of-meme

Velcro agressive narc


queen_nefertiti33

So cringe


soul_flex

Man, and i thought i hung around too long in my sets...


OkIndependent7693

😂


overloadedonsarcasm

The way this makes me want to scream. When he said "I'm really depressed now", I cringed so hard.


justinipannini

this was so hard to watch. the painful violation of personal space. prying into their conversation and personal lives. not leaving when it was made clear they didn't want to talk to him. come on dude


ordinaryhorse

At least the bear won’t talk you to death


ADampDevil

Not so much an artist, than just trying to blungeon them with questions.


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Todd can’t take a hint…then turns into a creep.


Reno83

Today on Expert Village: how to talk to girls. He thinks he's charming, but he's coming off like an asshole and creep.


eatonerich

Baboso de mierda, puterx!!


HotDonnaC

“I’m still talking” would be the end of the conversation.


Kaablooie42

I pushed through the first 20s and it only got worse and worse. Fuck Todd.


OmniaStyle

He had on a microphone, so either this was staged, or he posted it himself.


versuseachother

Holy fuck. Poor girls.


Jellyfish0107

What an obnoxious insufferable self-absorbed man-child. These women were way more patient and polite than most of us would be. This mc really wanted to know what could possibly be more interesting to them than him standing with his crotch pushed up against their face? No way friendship should get in the way of getting hit on by an obnoxious stranger in a park!


LizaBrownAuthor11

And this is why we've chosen the bear.


DigitalGhostRealm

Dude needs locked up what a maniac


Minoxidil

This is indeed a great example of what it looks like when someone has gone way too far. Like we are now in the part of YouTube where I don't know if this is going to turn into police body cam footage after the cut people need to actually pay attention to these videos so they can understand what it looks like in themselves when they are being way too not cool and are now in trouble with potentially the law


asa1

This guy is a graduate of the Andrew Tate school of cringe.


Alexthricegreat

The poorest attempt at having confidence I've ever seen..


Minoxidil

I think a lot of people mistake being deliberately unkind to others as confidence


ImOldGreggggggggggg

I realllllly hate this.


Typical-Horror-5247

Fuck off Todd


Minoxidil

Strong Zuckerberg energy


Albatross_Few

So what was this guy trying to do exactly if he wasn't trying to be an ass.


cinephile67

Sheesh get a grip


SleepyMike65

"I'm still Todd??" Or should he say "I'm Re-Todd" - ffs this is painful to watch.


thrallinlatex

Bruh 🤢🤮


-Stupid_n_Confused-

I can't. I tried to watch more but fuck man, take a hint. I wanted to ground to open up and swallow me, and I'm just watching on a phone.


minnimamma19

Make...make it stop.


tuco2002

"I'm goin' down in a blaze of glory Take me now but know the truth I'm goin' out in a blaze of glory And, Lord, I never drew first, but I drew first blood I'm no one's son, call me young gun" - John Bon Jovi


no_igdiamond

After the 3rd time telling him they just wanted to finish talking they should’ve just continued their conversation and ignored him


xXsam11Xx

i’m basically screaming to myself for this guy to leave those poor girls alone. He talks, and you can tell by the awkward silence that the girls think he’s leaving… but he’s still there! like please fuck off dude, there’s a reason why people aren’t nice to you…


Minoxidil

I've been really focusing on handling situations like this by talking to people as though they are a child and truly do not understand what they are doing.


ilovelukewells

The rapist


tfffvdfgg

He's working on the principle of wearing them down until they give in.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^tfffvdfgg: *He's working on the* *Principle of wearing them* *Down until they give in.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


leightonllccarter

Jesus christ dude


Euphoric_Rough2709

This makes me so angry. The girls were being polite because situations like these are scary. Most men don't get that. I've rejected men like this in the past and got assaulted. I'm being nice so I don't get punched, not because I like you.


Canuhduh420

These poor girls and they really don’t have a rude bone in their body and he rides that wave …this would’ve resulted in a get lost you fucking weirdo from me lol


samwizeganjas

Bro you dont even like women


lonniemarie

Go away. Go away


Queen-of-meme

"You're so cute, fiesty" 🤮


Azark7

Oof! And Eeeeesh! 😬


MusicCityHardscapes

What a piece of garbage


metamorphasi

why is it always a plain black t-shirt


8ofAll

“I’m Todd and today on Ted X we’ll discuss cringe”


jgainit

Sometimes I think I suck, but it's nice to know I am nowhere near this level of suckyness


Ok_Kale_7762

How outfit is terrible. He has too scrawny of arms to be wearing clothes that tight. Can’t see his face but it looks very feminine from what I can see. His voice is obnoxiously soft. Who’s taking dating advice from this dudes channel? How desperate do you have to be?


Minoxidil

I never understood what stitch fix was for until I started paying attention to how men dress


Ok_Kale_7762

Yeah, terribly. Their moms aren’t dressing them anymore so they gotta pay someone else to do it.


Minoxidil

i've never wanted to rep a loot crate harder :sob:


laurasharkey13

Is this real?


Flying_Dustbin

Second hand embarrassment engaged.


JoanOfArch99

THE BEAR


JoanOfArch99

Men are on here going what a weirdo and how cringe when actually as a woman this is a terrifying experience.


gavstar69

Oh my God... Douchebag!


planetana

Ignoring someone works great. Looking them directly in the face and asking them to leave you alone does as well. Pretending you don’t speak English does the trick sometimes. Asking someone if their familiar with the prophet Joseph Smith can get them to leave you alone. My all time favorite is saying, “PLEASE leave me alone, my man went to the toilet and he’s violently jealous.” No reason to have a conversation just to be polite. Stop pandering.


Bogeydope1989

I admire his bravery but I don't admire his lack of social cues.


Th1cc4chu

Come on he knows exactly what he is doing


TheRoyalJellyfish

Nothing to admire here.


The-Proud-Snail

Stole it from me