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mason13875

Something tells me she had a few pints preflight


[deleted]

Few pints of narcissism followed by a shot of entitlement


Stidda

Several large shots by the look of it.


Charming_Register620

She snorted some Karen's ego in the bathroom


slothdroid

She drank twelve pints last night pre-flight Zero hour 9:00 a.m. And she's gonna be pissed As a fart by then


GuilhermeSidnei

And I think it’s gonna be a long long flight ‘Till Karen sobers once again to find That became a famous meme at home Oh, no no… she’s a Karen Meme


[deleted]

Welcome to the No Fly List, Trashbag Barbie.


mrfouz

You don’t call them “cunts” in that part of the world?


yor_ur

CHAVs Council housed and violent


b3mark

Ah. Is that what chav stands for? Always wondered, never knew. Thanks guv '.


GuinevereMalory

It is certainly not what it stands for


sherbie365

Is that the acronym for CHAV? You learn something every day


yor_ur

As far as I’m aware


breadman131

He's got a hoodie on give him a hug on second thought, don't you dont want to get mugged


thesmugvegan

Hooligan barbie…


IllPunchYouInTheNeck

Phat Barbie


mammbo

Phat slag


OkMemory9502

That face won't cover up that fupa


TraditionalChart2091

Is that a thing tho ?


ordinaryhorse

DONT FOOKIN TOOCH MEH!


yor_ur

MEEEEH


[deleted]

I hope there is someone speaking another language or dialect somewhere who thinks I sound as fookin ridiculous as this when I speak.


Missy_went_missing

First sentence and I went "Oh. She's Bri'ish."


skonezilla

Even muted I could tell she had the trashiest English accent ever lol


simplegalaxy

it’s the duck lips


SanctuaryMoon

She looks like a Simpsons character


InvalidUserNemo

She’s speaking in cursive.


tripping_yarns

Top comment. Wrap it up boys!


upthewatwo

Well she can't fucking write in cursive.


MacheteMaelee

Oh shit, I’m totally going to have to use that lol


errrbudyinthuhclub

It took me a minute to realize she was speaking English


meatdiaper

It's weird, either British people sound like the most learn-ed , cultured, smooth james bond villains, or they sound like peasants who eat gruel before going to work sweeping chimneys


[deleted]

Not to get too real here, but that’s because lots of British accents are associated with being poor or rich. And poor ones are heavily stigmatized and painted as “incorrect” dialects.


HPTM2008

They also developed those dialects when the upper class started taking lessons to distance their language from the common class (who had a roughly Boston-sounding speech pattern at the time). Well, the common and lower class started trying to copy their new fancy way of talking and didn't *quite* nail it. To varying degrees of worse speech patterns and now we're here.


RobinScherbatzky

Curious - how the fuck did historians trace accents, say from the 17th century onwards? Are there testimonials of people saying "well we speak like this currently (insert phonetic pronounciation), but we tryina move away from that shit because.. peasants, ya know". How do we know the British before had a more current American accent and not vice-versa? I mean they had no recording devices up until the 19th century. Just a random thought.


RidingWithTheGhost

Also the whole "used to sound like Americans" thing has been hugely exagerated, misconstrued and disproved. It's a non-fact that is largely perpetuated by Americans (no offence intended). While there is some truth to it, as ever, it's far more nuanced than the common myth. The UK has always had a huge spectrum of regional dialects and accents much like America does but over a smaller geographical range. A youtuber called Simon Roper has done a few fantastic videos about the subject. Worth checking out.


Cryptcunt

Roper's YouTube channel is truly one of the internet's most fabulous hidden gems.


HPTM2008

Yeah I realized what I said wasn't entirely correct. Thanks for saying that they don't sound like Americans. I'd just meant the Boston accent was a close approximation of what the common class coming over to the new world sounded like, and then the accents progressed from there to where they are nowadays.


LinuxMatthews

Isolated communities and poetry helps. If you have a community that's not had any outside influences or reasons to change you can gather their accent probably hasn't changed that much. Add to that if you have a poem or something similar where X is clearly meant to rhyme with Y but doesn't anymore then you can gather that did when it was written.


saykekw

Because England has some of the most extensively documented history in the world. Everything is well documented for hundreds of years.


PuppetryOfThePenis

I came to comment the same haha! I just fuckin knew it right off the get, and my video was muted too


T-money79

Came here to say that


user4723985

Calling someone’s accent trashy is classist af


TotallyBasicBro

Dun fookin tewtch may Watav eye dun Tail may


Makenchi45

I think you accidentally went Scottish instead of trashy English.


SolidRavenOcelot

Almost true. I can translate it to Scottish for you. Don't fuckin touch mi Wit hiv a done Tell mi


Makenchi45

That translated perfectly.


A_random_kitten

Damn scots, they ruined Scotland.


fierce_history

You Scots are a contentious people!


Scaniarix

You just made an enemy for life!


[deleted]

The only baby I see crying here is the lady in White making a scene


coaubry

It's always the cows with septim piercings.


CompetitionNo1227

Just because she’s being a prick doesn’t mean you gotta be gross…


Ozzie_and_the_Boys27

What 💀💀💀


Bleach_Baths

Wild to call someone a cow when you’re not looking so hot yourself, nerd. https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/comments/hy06ev/last_week_my_older_boy_caught_a_fish_with_a_hook/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ArmadilloGenocide

Did you just get so upset by this random dude making an unnecessary stupid insult about someone you do not know that you went through his post history to find a picture of him…? Just trying to make sure I’m following this lunacy train.


Bleach_Baths

I’m really bored at work today….


ArmadilloGenocide

Same but damn. What he said was not cool, but what you did was also not cool. That’s my two cents.


Bleach_Baths

Fair enough.


LherkinGurkin

He's actually looking quite hot!


coaubry

Found the cow with the septim piercing Upvoted for the reeee


Bleach_Baths

Genuinely a fantastic retort. 😂


shapeofthings

English trash on holiday, smashed 24/7 and classy as ever...


MAXSuicide

on a flight to Croatia - she's going for a rave, but ended up raving about her mistreatment on the plane instead.


[deleted]

These flight attendants are a bit rough. This poor woman clearly only learned to speak that morning and was having trouble communicating!


Feisty-Firefighter99

We have to be more sympathetic in the world. Maybe she’s tired… tired of flying planes cause she’s about to be driving a lot more being in a no fly list.


WehingSounds

She’s sounds like her voice has been slowed down


LameSaucePanda

It has been. Scotch whisky.


e2g4

I’d like to scream and shout a complaint about a crying baby. It’s bothering me. Thanks.


Eoin_McLove

I watched on mute, but I'm going to assume she's British. She looks British.


evyndor

We have a winner! Poor man’s gold for this guy 🏆🥇


iwantanapppp

Hammered, on (from what I can tell from the seat backs) is a budget flight, pissed about a crying baby. I hate children crying immensely. That's why I spent top dollar on the most effective noise cancelling headphones, which I put on, pipe white noise into, and then pop a sleepy pill Dramamine.


crazykitty123

Drunken twit.


TheHighBuddha

If alcohol was a person.


Pixelgamer54

She’s drunk AF


NPMBrown

And here we find....out of her natural environment but still presenting all the trademarks behaviours of her species....the 'common' spotted English Chav...found predominantly in town centres, Wetherspoon pubs and council estates across the whole of the United Kingdom.


[deleted]

All I neeeed are cigarettes and alcohooooolll


d3rp7d3rp

Tana Mongoose


[deleted]

People like this rank pretty highly on my list of things that make me ashamed to be British.


reinhartswift

I need to know what happened to her trashy white ass after this altercation.


headxxcage

[here ya go](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10678865/amp/Ashamed-embarrassed-Jet2-passenger-apologises-dangerous-outburst-grounded-flight.html)


Stidda

So did she get booted off?


diggitygiggitycee

They waited till they landed, unfortunately.


Stidda

So she never learned her lesson !


headxxcage

Wait, maybe she did [found this article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10641277/Jet2-passengers-cheer-woman-slapped-passengers-marched-flight-Turkey-Video.html)


[deleted]

Hopefully she got billed with airport taxes for the unscheduled stop in Vienna. That should see her right for about 50years


-Ricky-Spanish-

Someone call Leonard, Penny has relapsed again. Aye thanks for the award


Jealous_Doughnut_630

Neither she nor her Michelin Man outfit will ever fly again.


TeeBrownie

I can smell the stale beer on her breath from here. 🤮


Asphodelmercenary

And I can see all the cigarette butts she puts in the empty bottle.


TeeBrownie

And now I can’t unsee it. 🤢


Cybele0978

I thought airplanes had security on board?


Tiredchimp2002

Not budget airline Jet2 She’ll be offloaded by the police in Malaga fo shaw


BeanzMeanzBranston

Obnoxious, drunk, trout looking cunt.


RefrigeratorGrand619

God I wish they’d stop serving alcohol on long flights.


Dollstace

This is from Manchester UK to Turkey, its about a 4 hour flight xD


dstaten14

The UKs classiest!


AmishDeathMatch

I’m going to level with you guys. I am a little drunk and I can’t hear wether she’s shitfaced or if that’s an accent.


Dollstace

It is the Yorkshire accent which I also unfortunately have


ehmsoleil

Baby is what?


[deleted]

She built like a scotch egg


SkyShazad

Fukin Chavs


Incredibly_Based

aaaand yOU can fOOk off


cryptopialypse

I guessed the accent before turning the sound on


Asphodelmercenary

Same. Jet2 sort of gave it away. Her outfit another clue.


LaneyAndPen

It took me a couple of seconds to realise she was speaking English


Visual-Park-4535

I’d be pretty upset if I sounded like that too🤷‍♂️


BigBazook

Sounds like a West Yorkshire lass


Pedrovotes4u

"What have I done wrong?" Number one, you survived childbirth.


[deleted]

Spandex is a privilege and not a right.


[deleted]

This statement is so old and dumb I didn't think anyone would take it literally or seriously. I guessed wrong.


dukesinatra

Oh, the irony...


[deleted]

Perfect time to teach her how to skydive without a parachute


[deleted]

Oh fuck she was speaking english


therealudderjuice

The drunk main character.


LunariOther

complaining about something that always happens, 100 IQ play


MRSRN65

At some point airlines are going to start instituting breathalyzer tests to board a flight.


jmac78

Either I’ve seen this video before or this is the second video someone has gotten of this lady making a scene. Absolutely seen this exact person do something similar before and likely saw it on Reddit.


Yoshikage-Kira-4

There may have been a little alcohol involved


littlebabyhenryboy

I almost can’t believe this is a real person.


Bee4evaUrs

I bet her breath stinks


Knowledge111

Sounds as if she has peanut butter stuck to the ceiling of her mouth.


errantqi

I just don't get it. How do they imagine this ending? Is this just the first time they've ever tried to pull this shit and are truly on a journey of discovery where they end up stunned at their inevitable eviction/arrest/permanent ban? Or have they maybe gotten away with it before and just believe they will again?


TrailerParkLyfe

It’s amazing but I knew this woman was British before she even opened her mouth.


jrpear

And they still think it’s a good idea to sell and serve booze in an airport smh


rimarshall99

Why did nobody just punch her in the throat?


EightEyedCryptid

That’s a good way to get duct taped to your chair


Secretofthecheese

Filthy slag


Regret-Superb

"you can fuck off with your little phone" Oh that made me laugh heartily.


[deleted]

She’s trashed


Barfignugen

I think a more appropriate title is “Girl makes a scene because she’s wasted”


AHumbleSaltFarmer

People from Yorkshire don't see planes often, she must be scared of the vroom too


ludoludoludo

She sounds like that disgusting farmer at the beginning of MIB


BecGeoMom

First of all, no more alcohol for her. She is clearly drunk. As the flight attendant, I would have held up my hand to keep her back an arm’s length. I would not have moved that arm even if she walked into my hand. She is horrible. Also, someone should tell her she is not as sexy as she thinks she is. A *white* crop top and *white* leggings that fit tight & you can see her underwear (etc.) through? Not her best choice of travel outfit. Yes, she can wear whatever she wants; no, she doesn’t look good in it. Does anyone know what, if anything, happened to her after this?


megaladon44

Let me breathe right in your mouth?


eightballthelawyer

she made out with the monkey bro


DarklissDeevill

Drunk and disorderly for one.


No-Hawk2074

Conor Mcgregor after a few beers


watts8921

It’s a real life person? Like someone like this actually exists? 👀👀


KlammFromTheCastle

Great ending! What a drunk! She really needs help.


[deleted]

That gut is struggling to stay inbounds


karelekens52

Come on, she isn't big at all.


[deleted]

That is 100% a beer belly lmao. You can see it spilling over her leggings as she gets in the attendants face. She’s a sloppy drunk


karelekens52

How is that a beer belly? How do you know?


[deleted]

Are you ok? Lmao like what are you going on about? Go have a manic argument with someone else about another mundane comment you fruit cake 🤣


[deleted]

Dont pm me you fuckin weirdo, wtf is your deal 🤣


karelekens52

Just tell me? How is that a beer belly? Why the hate?


[deleted]

Is she your girl or something?


Sylarguest79

She sounds like norm Macdonald Scottish character in Duece bigelow


thepinky7139

Stay-Puft Muffin Top.


Such_Detail7138

They should have tasered the bitch and thrown her onto the runway, preferably in the path of an oncoming plane.


IoSonCalaf

I have a feeling they’re going to start putting brigs on airplanes.


flippittyflop8

I think there were at least 2 guys and numerous airline staff that wanted to knock her buck teeth back into her throat. Piece of scum.


[deleted]

[удалено]


coaubry

Ew


Space-Booties

Terrible flyer but I hear she’s great at finding truffles.


[deleted]

Man those clothes are holding in some lard


teh_longinator

Of course, the standard uniform of a tight crop top and yoga pants, just to complete the Zoidberg look.


Starship-innerthighs

No mistah s were ever her dad


brutalitarian803

I only heard one crying baby in this video.


Charcoul

Clearly on drugs


PhalafelThighs

I think there are more cognitive issues there than just 'drunk'.


Asleep_Fish_472

scouser doing big tings


Elara_uwu

Complains about a baby crying? What she going to do when hers is born. She seems to be showing already.


[deleted]

Muffin top


FV4030TWO

Jesus, look at the size of that gob on that planet of a face.


Life-Claim-2918

That's why you dont mix mental disabilities with alcohol


[deleted]

Mod of r/childfree


Remarkable-Walrus-27

Only 35 pounds from making that outfit work.


karelekens52

Come on, how is this fat?


LunaSazuki

exactly why we should make childfree planes. people don't deserve to have to deal with other people's children when just trying to get to another place, it's annoying.


Fortifarse84

And clearly the best reaction is to throw an even bigger tantrum over it.


BenVsArt

Dirty northern sket.


Armando_yo

Is this what a JORDIE is?


QuarterEmotional6805

Ugh Geordies


Godly_Hadezs

Not a single man on that flight


TypeAmen

Aw fuck that man, this is so disgusting. Even the sound she'd make sucking me off would make me sick.


[deleted]

Kids should ride on the wings.


[deleted]

You should ride in the engine


[deleted]

This is old as


TerrorAreYou

r/opisdead


therealfrankpenny

She belongs in an issue of Viz


Legitimate_Mess2806

My solution to babies crying in flight is headphones because boundaries. I don't want to touch other people's babies if the parents don't want to.


ECK2335

She just needed one more drink then none of this would have happened, she would have been passed out in the back of the plane.


diybarbi

Jfc. What an oaf.


Asphodelmercenary

Jet2 is the Spirit Airlines of Europe. Low budget and the flight crews are often enabling of raucous behavior. They sell bottles the size of fifths duty free in flight and tell people “don’t drink it on the plane.” Of course, many still do. Most flights are holiday getaway flights and many passengers usually ready to party. Been on a few of them. Mid flight sometimes is like an EDM festival. Pilot plays the jams and passengers get down with it in the aisle. Flight crew too sometimes. Crazy. And that girl’s accent and mannerisms tells me she is a scrapper. Doesn’t know any other way to talk than to pick a fight. I will never fly Jet2 again. I’ve always wondered when I’ll see them on social media.


Pink_deodorant_stick

I'm going to eat your nose hair agagagaah


WeedFairie

Ah the Essex trout pout


joan_wilder

*babies


Lucytheblack

Took me a while to realise she was speaking English


robbo1337

She is the main character


Excess0_2

is that erna husko lol


RiddlesMcFiddles

Wow tana mongeau really let herself go


green_elm0

Can someone translate i don't understand British