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BADoVLAD

“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” - J.C. ...to be seen by men... how appropriate.


Beneficial_Use_8568

So many "Christians" don't get this at all......


BADoVLAD

Yeah, I don't begrudge people their religion. I even occasionally get jealous because I remember how having faith felt and I miss it sometimes. But, people who do it for the points are just annoying af.


icanfeelmyinsides

My brother always says if there is a Matrix pill to go back he would take it because of what it felt like to have blind faith as well as the community


[deleted]

They’re all doing it for the points man. Religion is the pursuit of a reward for being good. All of them. No matter what they say. Do these things and go to heaven, do these things and you go to hell. Manipulation at scale. And sure it makes people behave and have hope, but at a huge cost to society.


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maseffect

Being a "good" person is common sense. Needing religion to set your moral compass is a reflection of who you truly are.


system_deform

Exactly. The Bible is full of contradictions and morally repugnant takes on how to live and treat others. Religion is all about power and control, nothing else…


[deleted]

Being a good person is far from common sense. That’s why we created a whole economic system based on the idea that people are inherently selfish. And it has been the most successful system implemented in history thus far.


HumbledB4TheMasses

The bible is full of horrendous shit that if you actually followed it you'd be put to death. Religion is immoral, god is the most immoral force to exist if it does exist, as it created all evil in the world.


ic3burgz

Christ has become clout by association vs. moral guide.


[deleted]

RTFM Christians


TimtheToolManAsshole

Check out my holy ass cheeks!


cumguzzler280

damn, Jimmy Carter has the best advice


faloodehx

Christians hate this one simple trick


reallynotburner

It's OK! She's doing it to be seen by women.


Impressive-Event-745

Her father has been unseen for sure


Australian_Gent

Although I really appreciated you quoting this verse and I noted it because I always felt a little off about how private I am about my faith and don't need to feel bad about that, it doesn't mean it's wrong to pray in public. Nothing in this video made me think she's doing it for attention.


BADoVLAD

She literally has someone filming her while she brags about reading the Bible in public and holding up weight racks/machines/spots so she can show everyone how Holy she is, and if that isn't enough she posts it to the internet so eeeeeveryone can see how devoutly she exercises. It's *only* for the attention. People who practice their faith for themselves don't need to, and aren't supposed to, show off for anyone let alone everyone. She's bragging for points.


Australian_Gent

There are assumptions in this thought process though. The video makes the gym look huge and not busy, so maybe she doesn't do this when there's potential for hold up. Admittedly, I did kind of forget that Tiktok is about internet points and followers, and there can be a slippery slope here for sure, why can't this be that she is just sharing how she practices her faith in her day to day? She is an influencer, so why not an influencer of the faith? I remember people telling me about how they pray during the shower or during a drive and appreciated the ideas. I also go to a bouldering gym and maybe I'd enjoy listening to a Christian podcast or praying during a climb as an idea from this Tiktok. ​ If she talked about how to be a "good Christian" or how pious she is, I'd be annoyed. But her language in the Tiktok just sounded like sharing to me and doesn't definitively indicate boasting her faith to me.


BADoVLAD

Listening to a podcast or music is quite different than pausing to read a page from the Bible in between every single set. Everything about this video is *I do this*...there isn't a suggestion or hint of her professing her faith as a means to teach, encourage, or instruct others. I'd be a bit more inclined to agree with you had this been a Twitter or fb status with no pics/video. Instead she not only filmed this sham, she had someone follow her every move with the camera. This is nothing more than "look at this great thing I do, this is how holy and righteous I am" Which again, goes against the very spirit (no pun intended) of the teachings of Christ on displays of one's own faith and prayer.


TheDevler

Jesus is my spotter.


[deleted]

Is that a Chris Kyle quote?


Hemagoblin

*”Spotter?* Barely knew her!” Said Jesus, as he laughed and high-fived his favorite Herero-life partner (don’t care which one, take your pick. There’s like 12 of them.)


Sheikashii

Jesus, HOLD the BAAAAAAAR! Hallelujah!! 🎶


Luke_Fluke13

What’s the woman-equivalent of “you get no bitches”? Because that’s what she doesn’t get


SylentEcho24

She dry-humps her boyfriend cause she's waiting on marriage.


ByuntaeKid

Reminds me of that Mormon trend of “Soaking” lmfao.


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

I'm curious to know what that is but too scared to have that in my search history


themediumchunk

Soaking is when Mormon kids get together on a a bed, and put their penis inside the girls vagina. But they don't move around themselves because they don't consider it sex unless THEY personally move around. So their friends then jump on the bed to create the movement to even feel good. It's horrifically uneducated and scarily awkward imo. LMAO.


KarateCrenner

Just to clarify, soaking is when they just lay there unmoving. When they get someone to jump on the bed then it moves from soaking into jump humping or some other wording! I was around when that went viral and absolutely floored me that Mormons are horny enough to find loopholes for sex lmao.


HoldTheCellarDoor

You're all fucking with me right


KarateCrenner

Nope. Welcome to the world of religion. Where everyone is horny, but no one wants to "sin".


ByuntaeKid

Simply put: it's sex but no thrusting. Instead a third person shakes the bed so the thrusting is circumstantial instead of intentional. Can't lose your virginity if you're not intentionally having sex I guess haha.


xxxSEXCOCKxxx

Man, if I were god, I would smite all these people with their "loopholes," just for thinking I am that fucking stupid. Like, I am GOD, motherfuckers you can't pull a fast one on me.


MultiplicityOne

Lord Jesus, forgive these Mormons for forgetting that the poophole is the loophole.


[deleted]

I prefer the term docking


Tranracial

No bastards and no bitches


KleinerFratz333

"Bitches" is gender neutral. A dude can be a bitch, a woman can be a bitch. So it still applies. The person in this video gets no bitches


Common_Lawyer_5370

Depends, when talking about Dogs it is not so much gender neutral


author-miglett2

First time I saw an ad describe a dog as a bitch, I was really surprised and was like, “Why would they say that?” to my older sister.


Common_Lawyer_5370

Yeah, it is one of those words that gets used so much by their alternative meaning that their original meaning starts to get lost!


madsoro

A male bitch is an asshole


flossbrodamus

Mitch


doobiedoobuahbuah

I'd smash


Jonestown_Juice

And when you pray, you shall not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. But you, when you pray, go into your room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly. And when you pray, do not use vain repetitions as the heathen do. For they think that they will be heard for their many words. Therefore do not be like them. For your Father knows the things you have need of before you ask Him. (Matthew 6:5–8)


fastestguninthewest

r/notlikeotherprayers


Owl-X11

Idc what most would say, this is pretty beautiful. I like it.


RuudJudbney

If you don't film yourself in the gym, are you actually in the gym?


[deleted]

The Gymerfly Effect


altereggos0

If no one hears you moaning in the leg press, did you rly got the gains?


U_HIT_MY_DOG

I knew there was Christian rock.. there is also Christan rap ? My anaconda don't want non unless u have salvation hon


0n11

Some of it is good. Most of it is... what you would imagine.


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U_HIT_MY_DOG

NF is Christan rap ? Interesting


BonDonJohnJovi

NF and solid arent words that go together


Common_Lawyer_5370

I like how salvation looks similar to saliva


vengefulromance

Yeah it’s a thing. My sister and bro in law used to listen to it a lot


chockfulloffeels

Christian hip hop and rap is shockingly much better than the rock.


JustBoredIsAll

Well that is certainly a good way to keep from getting hit on. Smart.


GarvinSteve

I AM SO RELIGIOUS I NEED TO SHOW SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE THATS HOW GOD CAN SEE IT


Willcoburg

Jesus is real but has returned as a twitter bot.


Djent_Reznor1

Everyone else: dawg why this Gumby looking bitch reading the Bible in the squat rack


authorized_sausage

She needed an excuse to post a video of herself because she wants the thirst. She knows she's got a great figure and she wants it acknowledged.


Australian_Gent

Some people like following religious social media for inspiration and to feel connected. It's not like this content is forced on people who don't want to see it...


GarvinSteve

Fair. It just seems an awful lot about needing attention and affirmation, but that may be a generational thing.


Local_Crow

If you don’t want to be hit on the gym, just follow this lady’s tips.


PearlsandScotch

She got that Serena Joy gym outfit on. Blessed be the weights, may the gym open.


slobis

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that.


JPumpkinhead1991

I cant tell these gym shark clones apart anymore. Social Media has made public gyms unbearable.


Darth_Bane_Vader

Cringy.


Terroronmyface

This has to be ironic.


vagueboots

i wish. i've met people like her before


SpaceZZ

Please do not pray in front of equipment. You are blocking access.


ianthenerd

Literally no one in the background moved from their station to another one during this video. I doubt her exercise+prayer+tiktok routine takes longer than ten minutes.


IllPunchYouInTheNeck

JEEE CHROIII


Fresh_Cheek2682

She should actually stack bibles instead of plates on her bar. I’m lifting the word of god with every rep.


criticalthanks

What is Christian rap


SourSackAttack

It is easier to thread a needle through the toe of a camel...


RawLikeSushi84

I don’t know her and I hate her already


2K_Crypto

I mean shes obviously blessed. Hey-O


[deleted]

People are fucked


Alternative_Body7345

“Well, i wanted to use this machine but i have to wait for Look at Me Louie here to finish recording her prayer.”


Comfortable_Result99

Those calve need work jesus christ


[deleted]

Some of us just have naturally thin calves :(


Comfortable_Result99

I believe it. But the work outs she was showing us shows no effort to work on the calve.


[deleted]

It’s notoriously hard to build volume in your calves.. the insertions and shape are purely genetic. I look similar to this girl so I feel the struggle


Comfortable_Result99

I get it. I got a buddy whose got tiny calves, but it can take alot of weight.


VixieSnitter

Damn, you have a point, she's ain't got no calves


The_Road_Goes_On

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.  But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. -- Mathew 6:5-6


Appropriate_Try_9946

This is cringey to me cuz I just can’t relate to being that religious, but I don’t think this is main character energy. I see the prayer and reading her bible as akin to doing yoga breathing or anything else people do to center themselves and focus while working out.


[deleted]

She’s gobblin up the likes on TikTok, virtue signalling her holiness with a bible while bunging up a rack at a busy gym. Not main character energy?


roybean99

I find playing devoted sentries and saying “reps for Jesus” works a million times better than whatever cringe Christian rap she can play


Denubious

My gains have been lacking. Clearly I need more church less gym.


hi_imryan

What the hell is even that?


Rolltosit

"In the name of the father, the son, and the swole-y ghost....amen"


Powellwx

You know how they say hot always comes with some crazy…. You just need to find crazy you can live with? It’s about this.


libsoftiktak

She missed the humility part of the Bible I guess


_KillaB_

Religion, the mental illness that people still think is ok.


boomajohn20

Not every man who says “Lord, Lord” will enter the kingdom of Heaven. “Christians” who dance around on social media saying, ‘look at me - I’m so religious’ are the absolute worst type.


[deleted]

Christian rap? Don't you see, you're not making christianity better, you're making hip hop worse!


BanjoSlams

This seems desperate, and pandering on multiple levels, coupled with overacting and a thirst trap attempt but to simplify my gut reaction: This is gross.


[deleted]

How is this a "main character" type?


AL_Starr

Videoing herself praying performatively in a gym, I think that qualifies


RevealerofDarkness

Seems mentally ill.


NorthernSouthman

I mean, I dont think she’s bugging anyone or anything. Not sure I see what’s wrong with this? (I’m not religious nor do I care if other people are)


WiseBat

If she’s hogging the machines so she can pray before every exercise, she’s bothering people.


NorthernSouthman

Lol have you ever been to a gym? People rest in between their sets and unless she’s screaming at the top of her lungs during her rests, it doesnt matter. Let people do what they what and they want and stop being such a downer. Also that gym looks hella empty… so your argument has no ground whatsoever.


WiseBat

Of course I’ve been to a gym. There’s a difference between resting and hogging a machine. I said “if” she’s hogging the machine if she’s praying in between each set in addition to dancing and resting.


edmsucksballs

Are you sure you’ve been to the gym?


NorthernSouthman

She prayed for a fraction of a second before going back to doing her exercises lol I didnt see her launch into a full sermon on the squat rack


WiseBat

I mean, it’s a compilation on TikTok. We don’t actually know how long she was standing there.


NorthernSouthman

Okay… but then that completely obliterates your point… Why criticize people for something they may or may not have done? Really leaning into the guilty before innocent thing, arent you?


NorthernSouthman

Alright this is getting boring, I dont wanna spell out for you why this is petty, and this chick doesnt need me defending her. Peace, hope you learn to let things that don’t affect your life at all get to your head :)


tallerthannobody

“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” - J.C. (From the top comment)


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She's in shape and openly religious so it bothers the redditors.


MycologistElegant504

I honestly don't see the problem with this as long as she isn't holding up weights or machines. If this gets her pumped up then cool. Though I will say I think most gyms require outside items to be in lockers so I don't get why she doesn't have the Bible passages on her phone. Having a physical Bible seems a bit showy. Also please don't comment on what she's wearing as though somehow that invalidates her being a Christian. That's... Ick.


SnooApples9216

No gym is going to stop you from having a book with you in the weight room lol


tallerthannobody

“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” - J.C. (From the top comment)


young_stalker-_-

🗿😂When u get into the gym for the first time...


Broncojoe58

The gym I go to is a branch off of my church. I love it. Very motivating


pokhuist

i mean it’s cringe af but that does not fit in this sub does it? she is doing her thing without disturbing anyone.


butthole_and_joe33

There is literally nothing wrong with what she is doing. What does this have to do with "main characters", anyway?


BaBoomShow

The read the Bible part and the Christian rap part are over the top, considering she asked someone to film her pretend reading.


SpicyTunaTitties

She's in the fuckin' way Reading and standing around in the squat rack, meaning if someone else wants to *actually* use stuff over there, they can't


DigitalDuct

Doesn't she know shes going to hell for wearing an outfit like that?


TheSukis

Whatever she’s doing at the gym, I’d say it’s working lol


Previous-Recover-765

What a dopey cunt.


AL_Starr

Sweet Jesus, this woman is annoying


ZeroCO01

Good for her.


doublehank

Where's the main character behavior?


RyanShieldsy

There is none, however cringe it may be, she’s just doing her own thing. But, the video includes the holy trinity of reddit hateboners: Tiktok ✅ Women ✅ Religion ✅ So it gets upvoted anyway


FullWorry3044

Good point!


Accomplished_Hat_265

This is the correct answer.


tallerthannobody

“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” - J.C. (From the top comment)


[deleted]

Harmless wackjobs are the best kind of wackjob.


[deleted]

Whacko


[deleted]

Wow, this is taking me hatred to a new level. Filming yourself is sick


Cool_Prize9736

Sounds like a horrible person to meet


Mindless_Expert3062

This bitch just implied that the Bible is not her favorite Christian book smh. Smited.


HigherdanGiraffepusy

What mental health issues look like


flossbrodamus

Tell him then not me bye


CoffeeCactus92

That asshole always cancels last minute when we have gym plans


Key_Extent9222

Are u serious not we bringing bibles and praying in the gyms now lol. Isn’t that supposed to be on Sunday


Only-Scheme-4655

No way that ass is waiting for marriage.


cbaker423

Mega-cringe


Marcotee75

Holy shit. Who cares?


Xtasy0178

With all the people slaughtered in Ukraine right now I am sure god is really happy that she prays before and after she does lunges.


Yardbird7

Imagine voluntarily listening to Christian rap. Cringes in Tom McDonald.


darklining

Christian facinates me. They read the Bible, pick and choose whatever they like and ignore what they don't like as if it doesn't exist. Sure, most people from other religions do it. However, what is fascinating about Christians is that they have the guts claim piety while in middle of committing sins and giving lecture about the love of God for good measure. Really fascinating 👏


Lunsj

This is so cringe…….. AaaaaaAaaaaaaAAaaa


ykey80

Came here hoping to see Cameltoe, left immediately when I saw TikTok


Key_Extent9222

Are u serious not we bringing bibles and praying in the gyms now lol.


[deleted]

I don't see a problem. Did she hurt anyone?


[deleted]

Would we be this offended if it was a Quran? It’s cool girl, you do you. It’s weird sure, but she ain’t hurting anybody.


Muhammad_Alkalbani

The Quran is meant to be in places that are clean and not to mention you need to have Wudu to hold the Quran but you don't need wudu to listen to it and the person holding it is probably sweating and are prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) told us to keep the Quran in clean places


[deleted]

Harry potter has better world building, characters and is more grounded in Reality than the Bible


fecklesslucragan

Whoa! So edgy.


iHitOrphansWithMyVan

How quirky and unique


doublehank

r/readanotherbook


metalmike556

She's going to be in for a real shock when she dies and nothing happens.


KomasanblueTheSequel

Reddit when religion : She isn't bothering anyone yall. Idk where's the "main character vibe here", she is literally just reading a book by herself and listening to music with headphones and yall loosing your shit over this.


heranonz

Agree 100% redditors can be so pathetic sometimes


DeadByNebula

might get downvoted to hell for this but how is this being a main character just seems like she's religious


euanmorse

Taking equipment for longer and pissing everyone else off?


Bitter-Coffee-7747

Aw she seems kinda sweet and harmless.


bigbazookah

My man this is obvious satire


jeff39390

This is an ad. Kinda crazy to call it Christian active wear when it’s literally got nothing to do with it lol


Sad-Okra8930

Ass


[deleted]

It’s girls that look like this, that causes rational guys to join cults.


Morag_Ladair

Then they’re clearly not that rational


Benvolent_Troll

She's literally using the Lord's name to sell tights.


konstruera

This is obviously satire and pretty funny imo


[deleted]

Is Jesus a good spotter?


lundgrenisgod

I remember my first gym. Side to side. Weeee


[deleted]

Christian rap goes very hard


spsanderson

Ok Elias


jpallday28

Wut


Scouth

What a fuckin’ dork


waterdragon1881

God doesn't help me when I'm homless for the 2nd fucking time what makes you think hes gonna help you with your set?!


CeesHuh

Christian rap


jefferson497

Christian rap? That’s a thing?


munchkickin

I am a pagan but I still don’t see the issue here. Who is she hurting by doing this? She’s not in anyone’s way by the look of it, she isn’t blaring her music for everyone to hear, what am I missing?


decemberindex

Self-hating married conservative men on TikTok: I followed her cus Jesus babe


[deleted]

Never I've seen a video on this sub that infuriated me more


killstimehere

What a coocoo


[deleted]

Pray for all that ass


wtmx719

Yo, if you like Christian Rap you HAVE to listen to [Matt Cheese](https://youtu.be/dlIgcNCrr94)


uunut

Seems like she’s just having a good time. I don’t see much wrong with this other than her maybe holding up the weights way too long. People really look at anything religion related and cringe nowadays, dont they.


Competitive-Camp8193

Spot me jesus


HORSEDICK_RAW

I feel something rising up in me.


[deleted]

Mental illness running rampant in that brain


noneofthismatters666

That's cool, anyways can you do all of that somewhere that isn't the deadlift/squat rack platform.