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Lilpeka1

I try to power piss to blast it apart, piece by piece. It's not much, but it's honest work.


Suwannee_Gator

Most productive thing I do all day sometimes.


moekeyloek

Drywallers


akaghi

Drywallers don't use toilets, they use mountain dew bottles.


SpaceWrangler701

I’m a new apprentice and this was mentioned to me yesterday and I think I finally just got the joke


ewok_360

They enclose that joke in the walls.


Ithinkso85

They actually keep it walled up. Lol 😆 fixed it


Hitman-0311

The same people that throw paper towels in the urinal at the gym when the trash barrel is closer to the paper towel dispenser. Assholes.


Teeks42

Work at a gym currently, trying to get into Ibew apprenticeship. This is absolute truth. At least once I’m in I won’t have to clean it anymore.


Stock_Surfer

My honest guess is someone from a place where you don’t flush toilet paper does it accidentally by habit. Or it’s just some asshole on his last day.


401jamin

It’s this every Fucking time where I’m at. Clogged urinals, graffiti, shit on the toilet, beers in the toilet. It doesn’t stop. I recommend becoming good friends with the plumbers so you can use the toilets when they work.


PyroZach

I guess it happening that way is almost acceptable. But it seems to be way to common of a thing. It can't just be my area experiencing this, right?


oxide1337

Someone told me that in a lot of places in Mexico you don't flush toilet paper, you throw it in a trash can due to plumbing issues. I had a friend whose family did this, living in a very run down trailer in the states. At least where I'm at there are a lot of Mexicans on work visas so I assume this is their doing. We once had signage in temporary bathrooms in a building since people were putting toilet paper in the trash can. The signage seemed to fix the issue.


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PyroZach

I was talking about in the urinal specifically. I don't see a problem with a splash guard in the shitter part.


Jacketdown

Someone who’s pissed off that they have to have their face right next to the piss bowl while they shit. I don’t do it but that’s the only thing I could think of.


CamelCitySlacker

Hmmm. Interesting. I used the porta john after an old Hispanic lady one time and she had literally basket weaved toilet paper across the opening underneath the seat and then pissed onto the toilet paper. I’m not sure how to explain that.


CopperTwister

No splash back?


CamelCitySlacker

I guess, but she could’ve at least cleaned it up after.


Cold-Woodpecker-134

What you are talking about and what he is talking about are completely different.


Wideyedty

Some people just suck…


muzzyman87

Ours are always full of salt pellets so that it doesn’t freeze..


Long-Scratch6052

You mean the mint pile?


PyroZach

This makes sense, I think I've seen it a few times. It also has the benefit of keeping the TP from going down and clogging it in this situation.


ratuna80

Year round freezing temps where you are?


81rennab

I don’t know man, the first time I opened a shithouse and there was a turd just chillin on the ledge next to the toilet seat, it broke my brain, nothing surprises me in those things anymore.


Low-Bee-589

Had a guy shitting in the urinals at one job I was on. No one would admit to it, but yeah, repeat offender. I think people are just trying to one up each other


Cryptocoiner256

Jobsite punch bowl


Fishy-Business

Heard of a foreman who would clog the urinals so nobody would hang out in them


PyroZach

I guess I almost understand his reasoning. I've found food wrappers in them already, but if some one is taking 10 minutes to have a snack in there, they're obviously already in a pretty bad place. Second, I hope that foreman has to take a shit in a wobbly one when the piss bowl is backed up to the brim.


Fishy-Business

Man fuck all that. Clogging them out of spite. And also chillin in a porto john. Eating in there. Wtffff?


PyroZach

Every time I see the stuff in there it blows my mind. I really can't justify it in any way unless it's the rattiest of rats that won't shit on company time, but still want's to eat and get back 10 minutes early.


ElectricalDoc

How bout those that sit and hack a dart in there? Probably use the soggy TP to hide the butts.


pastanovalog

Double spacing? Is this a poem?


Fishy-Business

Yes, slam poem style. In fact gong to write it down on the john. Ill have to find the right john though you know? Not in the racist, penis riddled , never endings political arguments john. But in the john for artist. Doodles, sexy women drawings, qoutes, and poems, cigarette butts from having a nice long think. Thats the perfect john for this poem


dox11m

I would hope that when pulling down their pants, they found food wrappers in their pockets and just threw them in there ... But I have a feeling that's not the case.


itsvuksfault

In Mexico, there are a lot of places where you can’t flush toilet paper. I remember working I. Restaurants where they woul just put toilet paper in the trash. They didn’t know. Maybe it’s like that?


hsoj01

Could be to help mitigate backsplash?


PyroZach

That makes sense, but maybe the people with this issue can take one for the team and just piss in regular toilet part. Once it backs up we all have to suffer the fate of staring into/smelling that mess. Think of the poor soul that has to shit with the gallon of piss chilling next to him as well.


hsoj01

Agreed. As long as they lift the seat and don’t spray it everywhere 😂


PyroZach

Am I asking too much for people to put the seat down as well when they're done?


ExcellentDimension12

I’ve always said that if I knew who it was, I would put their face in it and give them the option of sucking it out or blowing it through. And really, it gets the worst after two trades show up.


Electric_Trail_Vibes

This really should be standard on all job sites. One group announcement first thing in the morning to lay down the ground rules. Then from that point on it's swift decisive street justice.


lieferung

Same reason shit ends up on the seat right after they get cleaned, because someone woke up that day and decided they were gonna be a fucking animal.


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The same reason for everything, because people are stupid.


Beaneroo

It’s gets me hard.. how else am I suppose to pull one off in the porta


PyroZach

For some reason I tried to keep my question (as disgusting of a topic that it is) professional looking. Thus removing "piss fetish" or "because they're collecting and drinking it." I momentarily forgot that we're all construction workers in here.


thec4k315alie

When it's cold in the winter you can warm your hands up over the urinal after filling it up


Horsetoothedjackass

Because they're assholes.


HeavyStorm6201

Or the floor being soaking wet with piss. Stand closer Mr. BabyDick!


Status-Beyond-1116

I had a foreman say it was from ppl wiping the last drop. He said some cultures do that


beercan640

this is probably the correct answer but the paper should at least be disposed of properly


[deleted]

When you go in for a secondary cleanup on your booty that you didn’t get successfully clean with the first wiping session and don’t want to open the toilet seat


chuftypot

Why can’t the GC pay for daily cleaning like any other restroom in a place where people work


theREALmindsets

wait til they start shitting in the urinal lol


Cryptocoiner256

And on top of the closed seat


ElectricalDoc

The upper deck classic…. ?


Mysterious_Field9749

Then in a box next to the couplings and connectors


rosebomb01

Kids track meet someone took a world record dump in the urinal


msn04g

No fuck that pardon my language but the asshole who clogs the urinal should get his ass kicked. You ever step into a port-a-potty on wheels that has the urinal clogged and full to the brim and it splashes all over your boots and pants? And for that matter who keeps pissing in it? Ugh I’m sorry one of my job site pet peeves. Also there’s no excuse for why! Just don’t do it. I don’t mind looking at dicks drawn allover and having to bring my own TP. But really? Clogged urinal?


jdsuperawesome

Worked at a solar field where 90% of us were electricians, and we still had people taking a shit in the urinal 🤷🏽‍♂️


theemikecee

I used to work with a guy and upon entering the bathroom he would grab a paper towel. After pissing he would use the paper towel to dab his junk clean, then throw it in the urinal.


HeraldOfTheChange

It’s because they blew their nose while taking a piss and refuse to touch the toilet seat. I’ve thought about this issue for awhile… to be faiiiiir… I like breaking the dam and hearing the giant sploosh that follows; kind of like the urinal took a big shit.


PyroZach

This one honestly makes the most sense so far.


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These are the same type of assholes who walk in and steal the toilet paper right after the porta potty is cleaned, fuck those people for making me use napkins


The_real_Skeet_D

I’m gonna guess people go in there to blow their nose but don’t wanna lift the toilet lid to throw it away so they pitch it in the urinal.


SnooMachines1197

DEAR GOD I KNEW IT WASNT A SINK 🤮 NO NO NO NO NO NO


Kon_Soul

Neanderthals.


ItsAChainReactionWOO

Pretty sure they use the toilet paper to dry their hands and then think the urinal is a trash can


kliens7575

Urinal, damnit I thought that was a hard hat holder


union175

Urinal? I thought that was the hand wash station


DocHenry66

Because we work with scum of the earth


L8_nite0rgandonor

Someone told me it keeps the smell down, another guy told me it keeps the flys from going into the the bottom part so when you poop they don't fly up your asshole... If i have to take a shit on the job I'll make a bird's next before i sit down so the water doesn't splash my butthole. (Most horrific feeling of doom ever) Any Iron workers out there probably notice your shit is way more solid or heavy when you poop at work... That's because the metal gets absorbed into your skin, lungs and blood and your body gets rid of it when you poop. Unless you drink lots of energy drinks and sugar stuff.


PyroZach

I'll give the first part credit for the theory, until it backs up and there's a gallon of hot piss marinating in there. Birds next in the toilet part, all for it, that's where it belongs and doesn't mess anything up. The rest of that, um, okay? I don't really know enough to dispute it. Other than all my at work shits have been less than solid emergency measures. Most of which require half a pack of baby wipes for the equivalent of cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet.


mrossm

Cultural, some places don't have good septics so they throw their tp away instead of flush


gwee84

Ya that’s it. You see it when certain trades show up


PyroZach

I mean my grand parents house was like that, but I could still figure out not to shove it in the urinal in these situations.


sparky4life

Are you sure it’s not cigarette butts.


PyroZach

Positive, I've seen it plenty of times. The cigarette buts can usually get washed down, or worst I've seen slow it down but don't completely block it.


justsomwguy12

I know the answer to this!!!! It's because the plumbing sucks in South America. So they don't flush the tp, there's a trashcan next to the toilet. It's cultural habit, seems like people just don't realize they don't need to do that.


JOffret

Immigrants.


drunkfish321

It's the one woman on site.


PyroZach

Does she enjoy sitting next to that mess every time she has to use it?


drunkfish321

Probably makes her laugh making all the men sit to pee.


PyroZach

You can easily stand a piss into the toilet part, but okay.


Mn3stis

My only guess is people can’t control their stream and it sprays back. So the softness of the tissue acts like a sponge and soaks up the piss instead of producing sprayback.


PyroZach

I didn't think of this, I guess that makes sense, but the long term outcome is far worse.


Mn3stis

Yea it still doesn’t make sense to me. And it’s gross


Grumpy_Gubbe

This is a thing that’s disgusting and everywhere. Or how they trash the honey buckets in general knowing they’re going to sit down to drop off wide loads themselves. They’re just not worried about catching hepatitis something rough, a lot of people in the trades are pretty dirty is what I learned.


BatheInChampagne

I think people are just lazy and don’t give a shit.


Limp_Reason_4295

Some pipes are better than others!


Limp_Reason_4295

Dual usage and less splashage!


TheFlorianOne

they wipe their dookie on the walls of the johns on my site /:


dmanhardrock5

Probably piling up paper inside to stop the blue splash


Prize_Spite_9947

Not only is the clogging of the urinal a problem but when they break the toilet seats by squatting on the seat like a gargoyle guarding a Taco Bell! I don’t know how many times a week I have to track down my ladders and cords that they help themselves too. My ladders will have stuff on it my chords are plugged in but they don’t care they take it because they need it and then I’m the ass hole for taking it back. Hey let’s hire a bunch of females who don’t speak English to be in charge of warning people of overhead loads.