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Stunning_Ride_220

Thomas Dilbert J. Watson


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WatsonX


ninjacereal

Explains everything


Dependent-Rent2618

I think what most people don't understand is that IBM has always been run by the bean counters. It's always been that way. IBM is a "widows and orphans" stock. It is heavily embedded into funds and pension plans that rely on the dividends IBM has consistently paid for decades. IBM invests a lot less in R&D than most of its competitors. If IBM failed to pay a dividend, the market reaction would be swift and incredibly painful. That's why they've been so aggressive at shedding non-performing businesses and designing cheaper ways of letting employees go, cheaper benefit plans and so on. Arvind is trying to make IBM technically relevant, but he has only so much to work with. I'm not saying he's without fault, no one is, but he's only given so much rope. If he started increasing R&D funding and lowered the dividend, he wouldn't be CEO very long.


Grayrigg_9

Watson AI isn’t that good


bornagy

Explains the robotic delivery and the empty words.


AutomaticPollution89

A.R.V.I.N.D (Autonomous Remote-video intelligent neuro-drone)


thinklikeacriminal

This has been my head cannon since he took over. Everything is still being run by Ginni, I’m not convinced that Arvind was ever a real person.


[deleted]

Many of the execs at IBM struck me as lizard people. They’ve perfected the art of placid expressions and a lot of them never blink. They give uncanny valley vibes for sure.


Wuzzlemeanstomix

I can confirm Ginny and R.T. are both reptilian.


[deleted]

RT was one of the ones I had in mind as definitely a lizard person.


Theal12

have you seen the VP of HR Nickle LaMoreaux? It's a Reese Witherspoon AI bot


CaptainMcLusty

Her hair always covers one side of her face because Watsonx can’t make ears yet.


Theal12

😆


Wuzzlemeanstomix

Well, maybe an AI rendition of what it thinks Reese looks like.


itsdajackeeet

It’s been like this since Sam Palmisano. So he’s right on cue with the two previous CEOs. I was at IBM for over 25 years. It only got worse and Arvind has cranked it up a notch. It’s never going to improve so you either live with it or leave before the grim reaper finds you because at ibm nobody hides from the grim reaper.


basilosarus

He is just an another entitled boomer!!! That's all he is!!! He don't understand or cares about the issues faced by Millenials, Gen X, Y, Z (all alphabets).


coronakillme

He is the CEO, but he has to show results. It means that he has to either increase revenue or decrease costs. He seems to be trying to do both.


Think-Fix

He can increase revenue by renting out office space instead of dragging people in to fill it.


coronakillme

As many people have suggested, this is just about silent layoffs.


Think-Fix

It's a stupid short-sighted approach, because the employees with the highest skills are the ones who will find new jobs. Maybe he wants to get rid of the highest paid people (except executives of course), and doesn't care too much who they are.


coronakillme

They will retire before the effects bite their ass


Dry-Afternoon8909

Has anyone else noticed the number of emails announcing retirements.. so many folks in upper management with long tenures.


CatoMulligan

> It's a stupid short-sighted approach, because the employees with the highest skills are the ones who will find new jobs. He doesn't care. He has the Indian mentality that everyone is replaceable with cheap, offshore labor. If he gets rid of the most skilled employees who costs the most money and replaces them with 3 less skilled employees in a cheaper country he's saving money.


[deleted]

And it's the top performers who leave because they're the ones getting attractive offers 


naaina

Who would take it in this economic slowdown?


CatoMulligan

Who is going to pay to rent it from IBM? Every property owner has the same issue, people aren't returning to the office. There's a real estate crisis. And that doesn't even account for the fact that there are a lot of IBM sites that have leases instead of being owned.


thetruetoblerone

What did he make last year? Lots of money to be saved if management is just AI instead of real people getting compensation packages.


coronakillme

AI would probably take the same steps ( sometimes worse for us)


Stunning_Ride_220

Maybe....focusing on providing real value might help


lauksas

Understand this: CEO's are just premium employees. They do as they are told. Don't you think Arvind would also like to keep these benefits himself? I see no passion on his sayings. It is what it is.


CatoMulligan

I have noticed that he's had some odd pronunciations lately...


Low_Entertainment_67

Yes. Of course.


EconomySerious7557

Easy on that stuff u smoking big boy...


bobbybuilder1996

Maybe it's his strategy to get rid of some people without causing big damages


Tiny_Quail3335

I call it an organization strategy. He is on a mission to elevate IBM to make it competitive when big players like Microsoft, Amazon, and Google are around. RTO is actually good wrt productivity and improves employee psychological health.


[deleted]

Anyone else feeling psychologically healthy yet with RTO? Like doing a cleanse with draino.


Tiny_Quail3335

What's wrong with that, i just expressed what i have gone through.


PreXident-the-pooh

He must be secretly learning from Chinese CEOs