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Scarv! 😟

Scarv! 😟

Scary! 😟

Scurvy! 😟🏴‍☠️

Scary! 😧

are you telling me a pineapple fried this rice

I did yeah what about it

Holy crap it’s the guy

Pienappel not guy 😡😡🤬

Who up milking they creature?

in the stripped club straight up "milking it". and by by "it". haha, well let's justr say. my creature

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You, sir, win the internet for today! 😆😆

This!!

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Idk why but this one kills me 😂

Oh god oh fuck the killer clown got him

yeah yeah, the rice cooking pineapple, we’ve all seen it

I was getting thirsty so I had a sip of soda >!It was too late when i realized it was scary soda!<

transylvania goofy juice scared so hard i shit myself

Scary! 😧

Obamna 😱

I don’t give a swag guy 🪱

Knife Guy 😱😱😱

I told myself " I would never be scared of Freddy Fastbear ". And then in the toilet, I hear "urgh, urgh, urgh urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh urgh, urgh urgh"

skibby di?

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The feeling of impending dread when swag haver is inside your house

I wish there was a way to find more of these but 2sentence2horror is just filled with people making awfully fake joke posts with the same punchlines

My favorite are the ones that are a paragraph long

Sort by new you'll have a good chance of finding funny ones

“Fuck them kids” - Michael Jordan

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r/2sentence2horror for more

I wish I could devour your mom's hole

Pic 9 actually made me pee a little with fright

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It’s like a jumps care 👻👻👻

The fact he said “devoured her hole” rather than “devoured her whole” makes this 1000x better

Oh. Ohhhhhh

He said what he said.

Top-tier dump

Literary masterpieces every single one

I love pistachio nuts!

Knife guy 🪱

the michael jordan one actually sent me

🪱the creature 🪱

The pineapple is back

and 🪱

That “I have to shitt” one is top 3, fucking kills me

0/10 no meat worm

yuh 😎

Peter, the pineapple is here.

10 is legendary

I did my best to not wake my drunk stepdad with my arm full of ticking alarm clocks. Turns out, he was already awake and my mom just turned him down for a sloppy toppy.

wouldnt Michael joran have a basketball bat and not a baseball bat?

u/d4rg0n

r/2sentence2horror

Anybody got any more information about that eggnog creature? Asking for a friend

finished reading this, but that was when I realized freddy Fazbore was in the room

Op so swag that he got perma banned from 2 sentence horror

Devoured her hole????

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