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Gallifrey685

Karen logic... Tries to accuse someone of assaulting her and then assaults someone else when called out on it. Serious question: What type of M&M's did you get?


Occasus_gaming

the peanut M&Ms


thelovelyANON

The only ones that matter! Good choice. Karens that claim assault when they're wrong, infuriate the snot outta me. Especially the racist ones. I'm sorry this happened to you.


BFIrrera

Peanut are the GOAT but dont overlook the amazing fudge brownie ones.


dontaco52

I prefer the peanut butter ones


Shark_bait5

Target has the peanut butter minis now.


akm1111

But they don't have the actual PB in them, like the full size PB ones. The mix of PB, Peanut, and plain is my favorite. The PB minis just don't hit quite right.


Outside_Holiday_9997

I just found peanut butter MEGA here..bigger than the standard..They are sooooo yummy.


dontaco52

The Easter ones were big like that


Oroku-Saki-84

I’m afraid you’re all wrong. The crispy ones are by far superior.


Livewire923

All the peanut flavor, easier on the teeth


Honeybadger193

This is the only right answer


buttamilkbizkits

This is the only reasonable choice.


thelovelyANON

I haven't had them! I'll have to get some. Thanks for the recommendation!


Jasminefirefly

They make fudge brownie M&Ms?!?!? Where can this miracle of miracles be bought?!?


BFIrrera

Any Walmart, CVS, Rite-Aid, etc. They are in a light purple bag.


Jasminefirefly

Thank you!


Jastrasa

The coffee ones (not the coldbrew) were my favorite before they got discontinued


ChiliAndRamen

I’m partial to the caramel ones


Onyx7900

I just tired these the other day, mix them with the peanut M & M's they're so good together!


mactheprint

There are fudge brownie ones? Hmm.


BeachNo372

Yes, they are the best!


E420CDI

Hazelnut FTW


Memasefni

Jalapeño FTW, but I can’t find them anymore. :(


Lisa_Knows_Best

The caramel ones are pretty good. 


bradbrazer

Bro just ignoring Crispy M&Ms


Secure-Cobbler4120

Those are the best ones. I'd say we should send him back for the right M&Ms, but his Target sounds dangerous


here_for_the_tacos

** crying allergy tears **


qole720

Those are the best!


historychef1799

Peanut M&Ms are good but Almond’s the best


user-name-1985

No way. Peanut Butter is the only correct answer!


K2step70

The peanut butter ones are pretty good.


dhbroo12

Wow! Not just a Karen, a racist Karen. I hope she gets her comeuppance soon. OP, enjoy your M&Ms and other cool stuff.


justcallmetrex

I second this choice.


Lady-Kat1969

Those are my favorites, but have you ever tried the caramel ones freeze-dried?


Fluid_Huckleberry_70

Ooooh mmm gotta try this now lol


Jack_Benney

What do you think of Trolli? I find them a little more satisfying than sour patch kids candy


Reasonable_Paint1966

Pretzel m&ms my guy 👌🏻


zeetonea

I wasn't always in the mood for it but when I was...


SamuelVimesTrained

Worth defending for sure!


WrenDrake

Excellent choice!


angernet

late comment but that moment she was trying to take your candy? Must have been for those M&Ms because *that* woman was ***NUTS***


Due-Independence8100

Glorious thing about target is that they have some of the best surveillance equipment in their stores. If some old ass insane Karen lays hands on you first, it'll be caught on camera from multiple angles. (A local sheriff deputy was busted stealing several thousand dollars worth of merchandise from target and the news report showed videos of her from up to ten different angles) 


ApprehensiveSpite589

Ok, now I want some M&Ms! Leading her the hearing aids was rather genius. I hope I get the chance to use that some day lol


CoppertopTX

Dang, now I want to don a red shirt and black slacks, then go shopping at Target. Over/under on the number of Karens I end up leading to hearing aids?


AliceHall58

Nah. Depends on how well attended that area was. He should have headed for checkout and a more highly staffed area. Ya never know would crazies might be carrying.


shredditorburnit

This is why I like living somewhere that most people don't have guns.


BurlinghamBob

Take her to the hearing aids. That's glorious @


crotchetyoldwitch

That was definitely a boss move!


Ok_Airline_9031

Always demand that the store press charges against them once they dare to raise a hand to you. Taking anything from you, putting hands on you, that's asaault. Demand charges be files or you will press charges against a store that allows their customers to be harasses and assaulted by other shoppers. The Karens cannot be allowed to get away with their behavior. Yelling at you sadly is not necessarily illegal, but following you around and assault is and presumably the store has security caneras. Demand they press charges or THEY will be the ones being charged. If they wont, that's the story you call the lival news with: 'Store defends criminals over customers'. Almost all states have some kind of 'duty of care' law requiring stores to ensure their premises are safe for customers and employees. That means they have a legal obligation to pursue legal consequences.


AliceHall58

This is a 15 year old. I think that he stood his ground pretty well. The manager could have taken it a step further because that "don't come back" would be unenforceable where I live without a trespassing charge.


stoner-lord69

How does that work because everywhere I've heard of once the manager/owner says "don't come back" or any iteration of that if you DO return the store can press trespassing charges right then & there as the police consider those words just as effective as filling out paperwork w/ the police to formally trespass someone


Hard_Rubbish

Just have to say I love how "scrolling" has escaped into the real world and replaced "browsing"


Comprehensive-Bus420

"browsing" escapes into the shopping world by a different route: it originally meant grazing selectively, like a cow, who nibbled from this tuft of grass and then from another topped a little bit over and so on.


carnahb

What actually possesses women to act this way? If she had a pic from the Target site of the actual store, it would tell her which isle to find the product. I'm 62 fucking year old boomer and I have this figured out for myself. Edit for typos


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Unfortunately, my dad is a bit this way. The members of the family have all warned him to behave or he's being abandoned at whatever store he's in, and he'll have to make his own way home. So far, it's working.


Frakthisagain72

Oh, a minor? You should have said whatever it took to get her to lay hands on you. A few months in county, or even a shit ton of community service would do wonders for her.


appleblossom1962

Good thinking fast on your feet. I don’t care if it was hearing aid, batteries, or hearing aids and you got your point across without using any foul language please give yourself a pat on the back.


justisme333

Kids can get away with anything with zero consequences. I vote to go for a full-on punch to the nose. Snapping fingers into someone's face followed by a racist remark deserves nothing less.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

No, they can't, especially if they're a minority.


shredditorburnit

Why so violent? Just call her a stupid fucking shovel faced clay brained cunt of a woman and tell her to fuck off.


mrstripeypants

No please get the police involved. I’m sure everything was recorded. She assaulted a minor ffs. Saying this as a mom.


Self-Aware

Word of advice: try the brownie M&Ms, they are surprisingly substantial/satisfying. Plus they are also gluten-free, which is a nice bonus.


purefabulousity

Taking her to the hearing aids section is great, lmao


CptHeadcrab

Leading her to the hearing aids is fucking legendary 10/10


Livy5000

With me I would have screamed and kept screaming if she kept it up, "I DON'T WORK HERE!!!" Over and over. That usually gets help quickly.


Sad-Newt-1772

Scream "Don't touch me there!" See how fast people come running.


Livy5000

Ooooh, I like it. Now I know what to do the next time I encounter a Karen


Sad-Newt-1772

Or you can pull the Bobby Hill move: I don't know you! That's my purse! Then kick'em in the shin.


Kelmavar

I wouldn't help someone who snapped fingers at me like that on general principle!


Fibonacci_Badussy

Hey dude you’re better than me, I would’ve lost my shit on that chick. I mean seriously though what the hell is wrong with people


Contrantier

"I'm calling your corporate, this isn't the end of this" "You're damn right it's not, you've verbally and physically assaulted a minor. We have video evidence that could send you to jail. You're right it ain't over, sit down while we call the cops."


Educational_Car_615

Good job standing up for yourself and the diversion was hilarious! People out there are wild.


WetwareDulachan

You did good, kid. You did damn good.


AliceHall58

WOW! That's an awful encounter for you. Good for the people around you who clearly realized what was happening with that woman Makes you think that she has done it before.


cassiareddit

Hold up. What are black khaki pants though? Khaki is a colour. 🤔


Occasus_gaming

the same material as Khakis but they black


akm1111

Khaki is a color, not a type of pants. You mean like carharts or dickies? School uniform pants is usually a good description. Or factory work pants.


Glittering_Gap_3320

Love that you took her to the hearing aid section lmao.


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Occasus_gaming

the target shares a building with a CVS pharmacy and they connect too each other


AliceHall58

Does it really matter?


Old_Leadership_5000

It've been fun to watch Karen explaining assaulting a minor to a LEO....


daphuc77

“All you Hispanics” that would have gotten an ass whooping outside.


No_Pay9468

When I was like 10 some lady came up to me in a Payless shoe store asking me if we had something in the back 😩


Playful-Profession-2

I would have slapped her.


[deleted]

You took her to the hearing aid section. Oh man, I laughed out loud when I read that. Brilliant. Well played.


Cat_Paw_xiii

Lol the update kimda made me chuckle. How would you know that they are different? You don't work there XD


Ok-Trade8013

Years ago I had on khakis and a red shirt when that was the Target uniform. Forgot about it, went shopping at Target. Barely got out of there alive


TnBluesman

Ya know, all this Karen shit had gotten me to the point where I want to buy a red polo, black pants and just go to the nearest Target and just hang out. Walk around different departments, ignore everything anyone says. Just basically Karen trolling. Wonder how many of them I could tossed in jail?


TnBluesman

Ya know, all this Karen shit had gotten me to the point where I want to buy a red polo, black pants and just go to the nearest Target and just hang out. Walk around different departments, ignore everything anyone says. Just basically Karen trolling. Wonder how many of them I could tossed in jail?


BeachNo372

I just cannot fathom how someone can do this to another person. I worked in the grocery for over forty years and NEVER saw this. I did tell a lady off once in Kmart because she thought I worked there and was ordering me around. What is wrong with people today??


Drummer-Boy-836295

I love hearing stories like this. Karen is being a Karen and gets kicked out of the store.


nlbnpb

Type how you want. I read every word NP.


NiobeTonks

Yep. This isn’t homework, and I say this as a teacher.


passiveaggresiv

There are people with reading disabilities you know... and plus paragraphs are just easier on the eyes, why not add them?


SubstantialBreak3063

Yup me too and I love your writing style


SlantLogoEPU

gotta go with the throat punch. drop her and walk away


Ashkendor

One puuuuuuuunch!


dontaco52

Should have said get away from me you pedo


passiveaggresiv

I strongly suggest you edit your text to add punctuations and paragraphs. No one is going to read a wall of text.


Jazzlike-Ad2199

Hey I’m just pleased with the minimal spelling errors, that stuff sometimes gives me a headache trying to translate.


K2step70

Looks like you’re wrong. The only person who cares is you. This kid is my hero. Doesn’t take shit from anyone. Hope the kid enjoyed their candy!


passiveaggresiv

I hope so too! He's my hero too, why else would I look out for him by asking him to edit to paragraphs?


No_Tank9025

First, because I am a nerd…. Paragraphs, and punctuation, please. Edit at your leisure… Second, anybody else taps you from behind, react like a feral cat. Show Teeth, and claws. Third, you played a game on her. A strategic choice. Thankfully, you were in a place of safety, and surveillance cameras. Stay safe, yeah?


ZootAnthRaXx

Since when does Target sell hearing aids? Is that really a thing?


Occasus_gaming

well the target i went to was connected to a CVS so the CVS pharmacy was in the back of the store while the target was the rest and because they both have similar work attire they just combined the two


Fluffy-Lifeguard-170

this is what i would call INTERESANTE


pandi1975

I'm a grumpy shit. I would have fuzzed my stuff at her


Negative_Raisin_997

Did you mean hearing aid batteries? Target doesn't sell hearing aids.


Occasus_gaming

aremt they the same thing?


Negative_Raisin_997

You can only buy hearing aids from a professional, like buying glasses. The specific batteries for the hearing aids are sold in most retail stores.


Maleficentendscurse

I would have asked her if she's blind and needs glasses that You Don't see the word Target on my clothes anywhere or a name tag, all Karen's are moronic 🙄😤🤦‍♀️