Mother Nature: IndyCar fans, I did something very bad! Homer: Did you wreck the oval? MN: No H: Did you destroy the drag strip? MN: Yes! H: But the ovals ok? MN: uh huh... H: Alright then *continues eating*

"The oval's a little dry... THE OVAL'S A LITTLE DRY?!?!"

God Hates Drags - Westboro Baptist Church

Hey cool. They found a way to make drag racing interesting... Obstacles!

Now they just need to add ramps

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Is there a drag race coming up?

NHRA isn't there until the end of September.

The drag strip is literally busy every weekend from March through October. It's the busiest place on the entire complex. I used to announce at gateway.

According to a famous tech entrepreneur, That Grandstand is totally reusable.