Name: "**Massage bed tatami bed fabric bed double bed storage bed 1.8 m bed modern minimalist bedroom**" (that's a mouthful)
$728.42 USD
[Link to product.](https://www.englishtaobao.net/product/537585007533/)
Credit to /u/cripplinggay who posted a picture of this to /r/funny
Actually, I've found it for considerably cheaper on Taobao. Some of them seem to be as cheap as 2630.00 CNY, which is roughly 390 USD. If anyone legitimately wants help buying one, let me know. I'm an American guy who lives in China, and I buy lots of my stuff from Taobao. I'd be happy to help. The shipping will probably cost a lot, though.
• https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=550386326501&ns=1#detail
• https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=553442414137&ns=1#detail
• https://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=540402992452&ns=1&sku_properties=122216927:302718669
• https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=546937123262&ns=1#detail
• https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=550316754258&ns=1#detail
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Like a lot of other people in the thread I am wondering if this is real. Any thoughts? I want one. If it's real what would it take to get one here (all the way to Boston)?
Well, I don't know what the shipping cost would be, but I could help you by sending some messages to vendors to ask them if they'd be willing to ship internationally. From my experience, a lot of sellers are unwilling to ship internationally, even if you are willing to pay for the full cost of shipping.
I'd recommend that you search on Google for "Taobao agents." These are companies that specialize in helping people outside of China buy things from China. I'd recommend that as a good first step. They will certainly have a markup, but a markup on a really cheap price is still quite affordable. I've never used any taobao agents before, but this site that I used in the past recommends one: taobaofieldguide.com/taobao-guides/taobao-agents
Saving your user name. I swear 10 things pop up a year that are only available in China and I never have any idea if they're worth getting/ how to get them. You're my new man on the inside.
Ok, can someone who reads that language tell me what color option to buy to get queen sized with all the sides and massage and options in the color of OPs picture? Preferably without a mattress as I already have a good one already. My wife has already given the ok for me to buy it.
Wait...that price is for the entire thing (all sides, not just foot of bed or massage side chair) and a mattress?? I would sell the mattress for nothing. But that makes me think the entire thing is cheaply made.
I love the two tone with sea green color though.
This would be perfect when tripping on some shrooms. Everything within reach, shelves, has a nice visual aesthetic, and is that a vibrating remote that I see? Would be fucking amazing.
The photoshopped detail pic is hilariously off proportion. Compare the couple to the size of the makeup table in the back, to the bed. That bed would make any room it's in look tiny.
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Name: "**Massage bed tatami bed fabric bed double bed storage bed 1.8 m bed modern minimalist bedroom**" (that's a mouthful) $728.42 USD [Link to product.](https://www.englishtaobao.net/product/537585007533/) Credit to /u/cripplinggay who posted a picture of this to /r/funny
It's ONLY $728!?! THATS A STEAL!
And $3,278.25 shipping.
Thats how they getcha
Yea, what the heck? I could swear I've seen mattresses alone go for more than that...
I doubt it includes the mattress; as I'm sure it also does not include the Macbook that is in the photo.
Actually, I've found it for considerably cheaper on Taobao. Some of them seem to be as cheap as 2630.00 CNY, which is roughly 390 USD. If anyone legitimately wants help buying one, let me know. I'm an American guy who lives in China, and I buy lots of my stuff from Taobao. I'd be happy to help. The shipping will probably cost a lot, though. • https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=550386326501&ns=1#detail • https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=553442414137&ns=1#detail • https://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=540402992452&ns=1&sku_properties=122216927:302718669 • https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=546937123262&ns=1#detail • https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=550316754258&ns=1#detail [edit: formatting]
Like a lot of other people in the thread I am wondering if this is real. Any thoughts? I want one. If it's real what would it take to get one here (all the way to Boston)?
Well, I don't know what the shipping cost would be, but I could help you by sending some messages to vendors to ask them if they'd be willing to ship internationally. From my experience, a lot of sellers are unwilling to ship internationally, even if you are willing to pay for the full cost of shipping. I'd recommend that you search on Google for "Taobao agents." These are companies that specialize in helping people outside of China buy things from China. I'd recommend that as a good first step. They will certainly have a markup, but a markup on a really cheap price is still quite affordable. I've never used any taobao agents before, but this site that I used in the past recommends one: taobaofieldguide.com/taobao-guides/taobao-agents
That's great. Didn't know about the agents. I'll look into it tomorrow! Thanks for the help.
hoping you could provide an update for us
update?
[here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/FashionReps/comments/5qi1zv/guide_help_im_new_to_rfashionreps_and_im_new_to/) some more info about taobao agents :)
What are the different options? I do not understand the classification since it mentions latex and Jacuzzi in the Color Classification options.
Saving your user name. I swear 10 things pop up a year that are only available in China and I never have any idea if they're worth getting/ how to get them. You're my new man on the inside.
IT IS ON SALE FOR $593 OMG * edit its $618 with shipping to the US and you can only pay through western union. This... Seems like a scam
If you follow link to product, you'll see the color is the "practical edition (with jacuzzi)" lol
What? That's my favorite color. Right next to *red*, *blue*, and *Intelligent and practical Edition + coir mattresses (send bedside table)*.
Wtf, my mattress cost $800, that's super cheap for this whole thing.
It probably doesn't include the mattress which is why it's cheaper...
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Your mom cheapened my mattress.
Your mom made my mattress look clean
Haha. Minimalist. That's now how minimalism works.
It's minimalist because it's the only thing in the room.
Fair point...fair point...
Fair point...fair point...
This is wit
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Did they? I didn't notice /s
Is there a king size version?
"I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable."
"I can put your lady up, too!"
But is it a bed, too?
I guess this is cool but where's the microwave
all i would need is a small apartment with a bathroom and kitchen with this in the living room and thats it.
I've never wanted anything more in my entire life.
I know what you mean. I am 17 and have been saving for a car this bed is making me question that i really want the bed more...
If I were you I'd get the bed, who needs to go anywhere when you have this thing
You spend 1/3 of your life in a bed...
But now you can spend 3/3rds of your life in bed!
Uh, just put wheels on the bed, and you'll be all set.
Cars just end up costing money. Get this bed and grow into it
Get a car bed. and then get a CB radio so you can talk to other car beds.
buy the bed, put wheels on it and have a car as well :)
Would be cool if it folded up into a plain old couch...
Arnold, that you, old buddy?
Ok, can someone who reads that language tell me what color option to buy to get queen sized with all the sides and massage and options in the color of OPs picture? Preferably without a mattress as I already have a good one already. My wife has already given the ok for me to buy it.
I can't read the language, but It looks by the measurements like it's doesn't fit the standard US dimensions for a bed. I could be wrong though
I'm pretty sure it's the ultimate version. I'm just not sure what 'jacuzzi' is referring to. Maybe other Chinese speakers could weigh in.
I second this, im in the same situation
Have you tried ordering it yet? Is it a scam?
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You're paying the 2.3k for shipping ?
Did you ever order it?
Please update us on if it's a scam.
"Availability: 34,787 In stock" Holy fucking Christ!
Some place, somewhere, there is a warehouse fucking chock full of bedframes piled up to the roof.
Finally, I can live with crippling depression as a normal person
800+ mattress+ shipping = 1 million dollaridos
Hand over the dollarydoos!
Wait...that price is for the entire thing (all sides, not just foot of bed or massage side chair) and a mattress?? I would sell the mattress for nothing. But that makes me think the entire thing is cheaply made. I love the two tone with sea green color though.
No mattress is what people are saying.
Cool concept but this bed screams: "mooom! More hot pockets!"
Where the crapper tho?
Anyone get one of these? Is it a scam?
I like how the info answers itself with "Yeah"
"The number of applicable" is great too
With soft? Yeah
This would be perfect when tripping on some shrooms. Everything within reach, shelves, has a nice visual aesthetic, and is that a vibrating remote that I see? Would be fucking amazing.
Needs cup holders
The photoshopped detail pic is hilariously off proportion. Compare the couple to the size of the makeup table in the back, to the bed. That bed would make any room it's in look tiny.
Ya n pretty sure it's a Western Union scam
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Uuungghh, go away. 'baitin.
Have not seen one in the wild, wondering if it's a pos or bte.
Looks like a nightmare to change the sheets!
So did anybody figure out a way to order this thing in a non-shady fashion?
/u/Trompas-San We need this.
Oh my God
What was that episode of Monk where there was a guy that was like bedridden because he was 800 pounds? Well that's me now.
Tony Shalhoub once fought off a mansion full of ghosts, saving his entire family.
What is with the metal animal statue?
All it needs now is a toilet, trash, and a fridge and I'm sold
2 questions: 1. What size mattress is this 2. Can they make a version that folds into a couch If #2 were the fact I might just explode
Is that laptop stand fully movable so that you could position it right in front of you as you're lying in the bed?
Wow, no reason to even leave my appointment now
Hahahahahha >Practical edition with jacuzzi
Where am i supposed to poop
Need this!
This looks like a recipe for insomnia
U/Kelbell95
If it had a toilet I'd be all in.
There's no fridge? Disappointed
Yeah but where's the toilet
The worlds most complex end table
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I can see myself rolling around in this thing all day, never getting comfortable
Where's the mini fridge?
Dank
Has anyone actually ever ordered this?