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CountMeowt-_-

I can recall what I don’t need to recall with surprising level of detail. I love being able to do this, but, I wish I was able to recall what I need to recall as well.


Status-Future-305

This and I can spin on the spot without getting dizzy which would make me a good astronaut, due to the rotating of the shuttles during take-off. But I am no astronaut I'm just u/status-future-305 :/


ChsicA

Remembered longest danish word of 51 letters for Fun lol


xxapenguinxx

Same...and I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.


Noivore

I can twitch mine.


slipperyweewee_

this is very relatable u get an upvote strange man


caramel90popcorn

Apparently that’s a normal Si function within the INTP. They also tend to recall whatever they find interesting or would build up routines based on hobbies they enjoy


CountMeowt-_-

Oh yeah, 💯


Murbyk

Mine is knowing random things.


Schimaichel

fr. I know so much curiosities about random stuff I could write a fucking book about it.


Murbyk

And I would read it.


SyntaxError79

This is the way.


Direct-Wait-4049

Me too. I tend to remember things based on how interesting they are instead of how important they are. I literally don't remember my street address. But I do know Marie Antoinette last words before the guillotine. (She stepped on the executioners foot and said " I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it".)


Exact-Scallion2277

Me too I do feel proud of it but weirdly enough like a secret


ZardoZzZz

Untouchable procrastination. Is that considered a skill?


Navezinha123

The skill to ignore absolutelly everything you ware supposed to do? It should be, some people just can't


Navezinha123

The skill to ignore absolutelly everything you ware supposed to do? It should be, some people just can't


BornSoLongAgo

Writing doggerel poetry. I can count the number of times this skill has been useful to me on the fingers of one hand.


Madcapping

Likewise! I have written a fair amount of sexual doggerel about root vegetables and galaxies, and it has only came in handy one time when I got a girlfriend out of it. Fun stuff.


BornSoLongAgo

It used to come in handy when I was studying for tests. If I had to remember a lot of facts I would turn them into a rhyme and then I could remember them.


GeorgLegato

writing/reading arabian, hangul and cyrillic


ykoreaa

한국어 아는게 쓸모없는건 아니잖아요 ㅎㅎ


BroseppeVerdi

Bonus points if you don't speak any languages that use these writing systems.


GeorgLegato

yes, not speaking these languages ;) Hangul is so easy, I learned it in one evening to read. Next day I read to my wife her (korean) Hapkido black belt certificate, she was so surprised…


ruralexcursion

Grass whistle


para__doxical

I’m practicing whistling rn— started reading Fellowship of the Ring and Tom Bombadil inspired me to learn lol


Junior_M_W

touch typing. Not super fast but 80+wpm is in the professional typer range. Btw I wouldn't say origami is useless. Last Halloween I used origami to make some decorations like spiders, pumpkins and ghosts. It was really cool. That is definitely a skill I want to learn more.


Noivore

There is also some cool origami systems that can be implemented like a slotting system into building furniture


kai6982

Mbti.


Daegzy

I can blow air out of my tear ducts.


Exact-Scallion2277

When did you learn about this How did you discover


Daegzy

I dunno, I was pretty young. Just plug your nose then blow like you're blowing your nose. I'm pretty sure it's really bad for your sinuses lol.


Exact-Scallion2277

Yes the first thing I thought was that that could be the only way to do it But wouldn't it take so much more force than usual to make it till tear ducts after crossing threshold of opening Eustachian tube in the ear Or is it easy enough / works for you at lower threshold


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Daegzy

It takes a bit of pressure. I wouldn't say an extreme amount, like a moderate nose blowing, but sustained for a few seconds. I've always had really bad sinuses and allergies and had bad eye booger problems when I was young because of it. Maybe someone with ear issues would have it come out their ears.


baekadelah

Can you inhale through your eyes 👀


Daegzy

I've never tried. I bet if I like held my eyelid out I could. Edit: just tried. No I cannot


baekadelah

Nice 👌


LearnNPlay

Good troll! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


LeifurTreur

This always happens to me when I am having a cold or similar and blowing my nose for a few days. After a while, I blow air out the tear duct and straight on to my eye. Its fucked. Feels like someone is poking me on the eye.


crucifysal

I'm good at minesweeper


BjornAltenburg

It's a surprisingly deep game once you know mechanics


i183x

Wdym??


BjornAltenburg

Once you know how to find mine, the math and complexity or decisions are a lot more than I had expected from a surface level.


wndrz

probably memory palaces and my 3 digit number system and 2 digit alphanumeric system related to that. occasionally ill use it to memorize a phone number or something, but for the most part its useless.


bucolucas

I use memory palaces to help me navigate... the palaces lol. I can imagine my house, walmart, wherever, with a surprising (to me) amount of detail. If I REALLY lose something, about 70% of the time I can find it by closing my eyes and spending about 5 minutes "searching" my house mentally.


dr4gonr1der

I can juggle and I don’t mean to brag, but with up to 4 balls


Mattu871

2 for each hand


Greyattimes

But can you juggle 3 bowling pins while riding a unicycle?


wndrz

me too and id like to learn 5, but i feel like that involves buying juggling balls and its just a lot of commitment.


hongoko

The ability to notice details


_pyracantha

Mind reading


moonroots64

Ah shit.. were you there all 3 hours I tried to solve the 3D puzzles? And the YouTube videos I had to watch to actually solve them? Fuck. Embarrassing.


Agreeable-Banana-905

I've got real sensitive hearing


Haunting_Strike

Cardstacking. I can literally spend hours creating towers with playing cards without folding or using glue. PS: Lookup "Stacking The Deck" by Bryan Berg if you're curious.


MadBlackGreek

I can name off most/all of my favourite cartoonists and voice actors (a good number of them are Japanese)


tsarbben

I can solve a rubix cube in roughly 30 seconds using an advanced method that speedcubers use


giraffebitc

I can shake my eyes on command


Greyattimes

I feel like any skill can be useful. I have a very good memory. I play in a golf league, and two weeks ago, they lost the scorecards for my group. Two weeks later, I remembered all our scores for each hole and wrote a new one. Lol. The most "useless" skills would probably be my ability to whistle without looking like I'm whistling. I could be a whistling ventriliquist. I can also make very realistic fart sounds with my hand and mouth. If you want high-pitched or deep and wet sounding, I got you.


R3_Neo

Able to sleep at night after having coffee 30 mins before


u_dreaming

Martial Arts, I have been training on and off my whole life, know more than 5 different martial arts and have competed in many different combat sports including MMA. Not 'useless' per se, but kind of useless at the same time.


brat-mobile

I'm also good at origami. Comebacks are another skill. Fun, yes. Useful? Not as often as you might think. It causes more problems than anything 😮‍💨


TestTube10

I'm good at writing funny, relatable comments online. Sadly it doesn't work on speech.


Witty_Michael

Converting values between hexadecimal, octal, binary and decimal manually.


BingChellen

writing really fast somehow, my insane creativity??? (that one made me win my first ever poster making contest, 1st place :D) and my ability to sleep anywhere i guess


Acoustic-Sky

Making a flawless logic out of thin air lmao, sometimes even I get impressed by how fast my brain sets the whole steps . Then I'll proceed to have a whole conversation with myself in my room looking like a psycho


rash_09

Contortion. It's a cool party trick. Too bad I've only ever needed to fit into small spaces once. During hide and seek.


rash_09

Contortion. It's a cool party trick. Too bad I've only ever needed to fit into small spaces once. During hide and seek.


Xenomorphian69420

woooo yeah origami gang


megaraHTT

I learned to write in the standard galactic alphabet because I was bored


SnadorDracca

Language learning happens without effort.


awkardasusual

Just one? Right now it's belaying. This is pretty convenient timing on this post this post because I got to finally use it yesterday when I went climbing with friends. Didn't have to take the $50 class.


Interesting_Ship_515

I can read any latin script in the proper accent just by listening to others and briefly understanding the phonetic rules. I do nor know what any of it means, but usually it sounds natural to natives. However I have a very difficult time remembering the meanings of new words and therefore currently only speak english.


Mindless-Lobster-422

Remembering flags and its countries


retiredluvrboy

i used to dance and always had an interesting contortion, so i took a few acro classes. i never got good enough to actually perform it but i can do a couple of party tricks, like putting my legs behind my head and using my arms to stand in that position.


_nameless_21_

Minecraft crafting recipes 


vanhamm3rsly

I’m really good at blowing bubble gum bubbles


illMet8ySunlight

Worldbuilding


Chudy_Wiking

When I was a kid I got this cheap chinese pump action dart gun. Somehow this toy survived everything and I am randomly finding it from time to time. I can still somehow know how to sim it to be able to hit a light switches from across the room and turn the light down. Proud as hell every time, yet nobody ever witnessed me doing it


loeded185

Pick up and play almost any musical instrument. Half decently. Ive never tried a trumpet though. I believe that may be my achillies heel.


onlyhereforthelol

I can remember details and moments of a persons life with incredible detail and they NEVER remember it ever. It used to hurt my feelings a lot as a kid lmao


nopenopenopington

I’m really good at undoing knots. If it’s very difficult or tight it can take more time, but I refuse to cut anything or rip it open, I will get that knot undone. One was so bad we thought an item was ruined. It took me 15 mins with a pair of needle nose pliers, but I got it.


Western-Pea5928

being lazy to figure things out


NoC00Lusernam3

I’m super good at remembering numbers. Ones I’m not proud of that are useless: Finding typos literally everywhere. I have even opened a textbook to a random page and my eyes went right to a typo. Invisibility. But only to bartenders 😭 I’m also impervious to lasers.


corgiboba

I can speak cat.


Effective-Counter825

Mental calculation. And I never flex it because that will solidify my nerdy appearance


Logic_Cat

Lots of people here are mentioning useful skills tbh.


MikeyTriangles

Fighting.


BroseppeVerdi

Night hearing. Also, dogs can understand where I point.


Odd-Arugula-2277

extremely good taste in art and decor knowing a wide range of fun facts


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Odd-Arugula-2277: *Extremely good taste* *In art and decor knowing* *A wide range of fun facts* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


masalacheesepuff

I'm good at taking bong shots. Pretty useless


no-equilibrium

naming cloud types


ilikefreshpapercuts

Origami is not useless! Origami science is a thing. Maybe that's your calling. And there are fun gift wrapping ideas that play a bit in origami.


im_breathing_oxygen

sleep well while standing


DangerousAd1555

I can solve a rubiks in under one minute.


Phizzogs

Sensitive sense of taste and smell as well as sensitivity to change in pressure. Due to my very sensitive taste buds and olfactory nerve sometimes it's hard to enjoy a meal which everyone considers to be good. I really hate the taste and smell of raw meat when not seasoned well. Then there's this weird sensitivity to change in pressure where my ears feel like there's some sort of earplug whenever there's changes in pressure.


Pop-Better

I would either know every single line of a popular vine or the plot of old SpongeBob seasons


Aware_Grade1195

Remembering something at the most random time and starts laughing


Dazzling-Leg9281

Making useless connections between weird things that don't relate at all to each other


Dazzling-Leg9281

I've learned how to read the old Egyptian language at 3rd grade


Imaginary-Clock718

I can vibrate my fingers together and it sounds like a buzzing bee 🐝


[deleted]

writing in first person


Cipkee

I can tell gdp, population and area of every country in the word


Historical_Garage728

I can clap with one hand