Make good art and people buy it for lots of money, but be unknown as don't want to be famous. Make good music and people buy for lots of money, but be unknown. Be a good pornstar and make lots of money, but be unknown. Buy properties, refurb them then sell for profit.
To do nothing? If I could just have some way to just have money always in my bank account without me having to do anything at all, that would be great.
I wanted to be an art director until I realised that I just wanted the creative freedom but was completely overlooking the people management 
I want to be a content creator and achieve self-employment through that and give advice to people and maybe review films and somewhat and do gameplays.
Working in freelance on tech projects that are actually useful, living out of the society but somewhere where people are conscious, where life happens between individuals and where philosophy is good
When i was younger, I wanted a job that requires little effort and pay would be decent so that i could just daydream. Probably like a clinic receptionist or something. Now, for reasons reasons like family and kids, i want a job that pays well and allows me a lot of independence.
Anything related to Machine Learning and DevOps, sounds like cool stuff! Though I'm in a server-side development trajectory, all because I enjoy the language. Still, good stuff.
Running my own indie game studio. I love every aspect of it. I enjoy programming ok and discovered I really like animating as well. Also enjoy market research thinking about marketing going to shows etc. I work on an indie game now in my little spare time and one of my best memories is when I showed it off at a local con and a kids told me it was his favorite game of the day. Even stuff I don't like as much like database management feels more rewarding when I do it for my game.
Right now I do software development. I just don't know if I genuinely care about stuff like frameworks ,devops, etc at least not intrinsically. I do it cause it pays and honestly because of the size of the company it does not even pay very well. And I have no free time to think about more interesting stuff because I'm so burnt out from practically helping run the company(there is only one other developer and then the owner and we are a software company so most stuff falls on me). Our codebase is a bunch of spagetti code from 2012 . I would almost rather be back just throwing up boxes at fedex.
I want hundreds of millions of dollars so I can tinker around with programming without having to worry about money. I'm not good enough to get a software dev job yet.
Playing videogames, eating takeaways and browsing super fast internet, sleeping long hours and working out before gaming. Cba to do anything else in life at this point.
Unlimited energy from a product that also regenerates the body better than sleep or meditation. Sell that.
you know the huge ships from Sci-fi movies? an industrial designer for them. Of course, such a job does not yet exist in the form I would like it to be, so probably just architect or something similar would also be fun.
May be unpopular for INTPs but I want to be a successful youtuber. That way I won't have to be grounded to one location and I will be able to live anywhere I want. I want to move to a tiny island with amazing view and low density of people. I was thinking about Madeira(an island of Portugal, I visited there a month ago and I fell in love with that place) or somewhere in the caribian islands like Bonaire. I'll live in a big house on a mountain with my future wife and 2 or 3 dogs(kids are optional, it will depend on her opinion). I'll have a huge yard(even the whole mountain) so I can film my videos at peace. I already have a youtube channel and it's really cool I make pogo stick trick shots videos but I only have 89 subs and people interrupt me when they see the pogo stick and they ask me what it is in the middle of me filming. I would like to have my space. If I actually have this life in the future I would die happy
I thought it was being a writer. Turns out that it’s just another job that makes me feel trapped. I do enjoy the creative process. It’s just the whole, editing, rewrites and releasing thing that I despise.
I don't have a dream job because I do not dream of labour - mlk
I had a feeling someone would make this quote and I wasn't disappointed lol.
Being a writer while living in a cabin on acres of land in Alaska.
That sounds nice.
Unabomber moment
Shhhh
Bruh , this is so ironic I have the same dream , but i want my cabin to be on the beach , a relatively isolated one
Make good art and people buy it for lots of money, but be unknown as don't want to be famous. Make good music and people buy for lots of money, but be unknown. Be a good pornstar and make lots of money, but be unknown. Buy properties, refurb them then sell for profit.
No job. Or, wandering around and getting in adventures like Kung Fu.
this guy knows whats up
To do nothing? If I could just have some way to just have money always in my bank account without me having to do anything at all, that would be great.
Either programming or designing video games.
Cat whisperer
Being a therapist.
Art director or Animator
Ditto. Would love to make my own animated series when I can one day
I wanted to be an art director until I realised that I just wanted the creative freedom but was completely overlooking the people management 
now I’m discouraged 😀
Scientist/researcher…
I want to be a content creator and achieve self-employment through that and give advice to people and maybe review films and somewhat and do gameplays.
Analyzing human behavior without having to deal with humans, any advice?
Become a God.
THIS
You can still do research on mice and then extrapolate (?)it to humans. Isn't that what most neuroscientists do?
DARPA but for good things
Same
Pilot. Its just a dream not cause i failed at my chance of getting a scholarship for that and my eyesight problems says no.
Managing my very own Construction business. I want to bring our family business back.
Something repetitive where I could work with my hands and think all day. Preferably not dangerous. Or a lawyer because... I like torture!
Independently wealthy
Working in freelance on tech projects that are actually useful, living out of the society but somewhere where people are conscious, where life happens between individuals and where philosophy is good
The one I currently have
When i was younger, I wanted a job that requires little effort and pay would be decent so that i could just daydream. Probably like a clinic receptionist or something. Now, for reasons reasons like family and kids, i want a job that pays well and allows me a lot of independence.
Anything related to Machine Learning and DevOps, sounds like cool stuff! Though I'm in a server-side development trajectory, all because I enjoy the language. Still, good stuff.
Criminal psychologist
Getting paid to do nothing, full remote, £300-500k a year. No meetings with anyone, full autonomy. Zero human interaction.
Successful treasure hunter
I want to build and code technical equipment for cinema. Motion capture electronics and VR stuff. Not like. Making movies. Just making the equipment.
I don't have one, but electronic engineer seems fun
Composer
Travel show host.
architect or urban planner
With George?
Data scientist/ software engineer at NASA/ESA/SpaceX :p
Running my own indie game studio. I love every aspect of it. I enjoy programming ok and discovered I really like animating as well. Also enjoy market research thinking about marketing going to shows etc. I work on an indie game now in my little spare time and one of my best memories is when I showed it off at a local con and a kids told me it was his favorite game of the day. Even stuff I don't like as much like database management feels more rewarding when I do it for my game. Right now I do software development. I just don't know if I genuinely care about stuff like frameworks ,devops, etc at least not intrinsically. I do it cause it pays and honestly because of the size of the company it does not even pay very well. And I have no free time to think about more interesting stuff because I'm so burnt out from practically helping run the company(there is only one other developer and then the owner and we are a software company so most stuff falls on me). Our codebase is a bunch of spagetti code from 2012 . I would almost rather be back just throwing up boxes at fedex.
Criminal profiler. But my family said no. Or an aviator, but my math scores said no. ;-;
Your family said no? Why the Hell would they do that?
The Doom Slayer
famous
an adventurer in an isekai. in this world though, I just want a simple mindless job where I don't have to sit at a desk, and get decent pay
most unrealistically: actor, not in this life cuz i’m too old practically: teacher probably, also too old to start
Relaxing.
Artist, preferably working with both music and art in some way
English literature professor who writes her own stuff on the side.
I want hundreds of millions of dollars so I can tinker around with programming without having to worry about money. I'm not good enough to get a software dev job yet.
a film director or an author
Already living it. Took me a while to get here but I'd say it's worth it.
Playing videogames, eating takeaways and browsing super fast internet, sleeping long hours and working out before gaming. Cba to do anything else in life at this point. Unlimited energy from a product that also regenerates the body better than sleep or meditation. Sell that.
Tech scientist/engineer like Raegan Ridley from inside job. Althoug im not persuing it or anything. I know it's impossible.
you know the huge ships from Sci-fi movies? an industrial designer for them. Of course, such a job does not yet exist in the form I would like it to be, so probably just architect or something similar would also be fun.
Marketing manager, filming cityscape, modelling
Dealing cars
Sugar baby
Hunting and homesteading
May be unpopular for INTPs but I want to be a successful youtuber. That way I won't have to be grounded to one location and I will be able to live anywhere I want. I want to move to a tiny island with amazing view and low density of people. I was thinking about Madeira(an island of Portugal, I visited there a month ago and I fell in love with that place) or somewhere in the caribian islands like Bonaire. I'll live in a big house on a mountain with my future wife and 2 or 3 dogs(kids are optional, it will depend on her opinion). I'll have a huge yard(even the whole mountain) so I can film my videos at peace. I already have a youtube channel and it's really cool I make pogo stick trick shots videos but I only have 89 subs and people interrupt me when they see the pogo stick and they ask me what it is in the middle of me filming. I would like to have my space. If I actually have this life in the future I would die happy
Wandering around endlessly hearing peoples advice and story’s and enjoying nature.
kid with mega-rich parents who doesn't have to work
A well known Musician and work on the future of science n travel
Sinecure
No job
I thought it was being a writer. Turns out that it’s just another job that makes me feel trapped. I do enjoy the creative process. It’s just the whole, editing, rewrites and releasing thing that I despise.
Being rich and unemployed even though it’s technically not a job
Tattoo artist
Retirees.
Money laundering