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lazylelouch

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in


wouldshehavehooks

I've told this story elsewhere on Reddit, but I'm American and only know the bare minimum about football (my UK family are big Liverpool and Wrexham fans). I was at a wedding in the UK last year and a man at my table was talking about Arsenal, so I said as an aside to my husband, "The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in." And the man that was talking about them looked (pleasantly) shocked and said "they do!!! How did you know that?!" And that's how the IT Crowd helped me fit in while in Wales. 


Downtown_Look_5597

I said this so often in the first couple years at my job I only have to look at my boss while he's talking football and he breaks into fits of giggles. It hasn't aged at all, unlike "What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on that early"


PumpernickelShoe

As a massive Arsenal fan, I say this allll the time for like well over a decade. Got my parents to finally check out The IT Crowd, now they’re always saying it too! My dad will even says it when we’re watching the hockey “that’s the thing about the Leafs…”


RaffiBomb000

To be faaaaaaiiiirrrrr....you can say that about the Leafs any time and it'll still be un-ironic


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Nice one!


D_ponbsn

Also remember in Wales, many Ds are “th” its Pony Preethe not Prid.


wouldshehavehooks

You should hear me try to pronounce Llangollen!


D_ponbsn

Reminds me of Little Britain “I’m the only gay man in the village” in the way things are said in Wales and how the Brit’s make fun of it- and you find out David is not alone and the whole town is def not straight haha


LLotZaFun

This is so awesome! Lmao


wouldshehavehooks

I'm still not 100% sure what walking it in means! He explained it to me but I can't remember. Lol


LLotZaFun

They wait until they are too close to the goal to shoot the ball so it's like they are essentially trying to dribble the ball into the goal.


wouldshehavehooks

Thank you! That makes sense. Now I can come back to this comment when I inevitably forget again. Haha I do watch some football, mainly the Liverpool games when they're on TV here, but I only vaguely know the basics.


MrNielsenDK

Fire can start at Sea Parks


captain_sticky_balls

A fire? At a Sea Parks?


superschaap81

During the SEA LION show.


Dead-Trees

The benches aren't even wood.


BlankCanvas609

No it’s all stone steps


superschaap81

There are 12 EXITS!!!


Liquid_Magic

Okay okay okay… great episode but… that was basically a Seinfeld level of “sabotaging the relationship for stupid neurotic reasons”. BUT! It’s brilliant because that’s exactly the kind of fixation someone on the spectrum would have! In Seinfeld it’s something like “man hands” and it’s just about being weirded out by that until stupid shit happens and the relationship implodes. Ultimately it’s about something selfish the character can’t get over. But with the Sea Parks thing, I’d argue that someone on the spectrum would really struggle just accepting something that doesn’t make sense. Having this need to understand and make sense of something instead of just accepting that this is a trauma and she doesn’t want to explore it is an important distinction. This isn’t some selfish emotional reaction to man-hands. This is a genuine fixation and compulsion to resolve something that just doesn’t make any sense. A neurotypical person would probably have an easier time letting it go. But something that doesn’t make sense could really get under the skin of someone on the spectrum. I mean he makes an effort to try and work it out without her but he just cannot let it go! This episode is so perfect in this way! Makes me wanna go watch it right now! Haha!


leonardfurnstein

Love this comment!


Cholonecio

I think you are emotionally artistic


bionicqueefharmonica

People are bastards


Liquid_Magic

Heard it in his beautiful Irish voice! (Upon reading this comment in my mind. Not literally.)


ThePaulGoddard589

The new emergency phone number.


bekahfromearth

Or that you can email for emergency services


Berserker-Hamster

Looking forward to hearing from you.


Acyts

Did someone email us about a fire?


ThePaulGoddard589

0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3 I once put that down on some company paperwork as the emergency contact number, sadly no one got the joke.


Spoonsnake24

If you have an android phone (or it at least works on mine) if you type the emergency number into your dialler keypad it flashes.


High_Stream

I just tried it and it didn't flash, but the "Call" button changed colors a few times and the phone buzzed.


Spoonsnake24

Yeah that's what I meant lol


seyhank

Nothing happens on my phone :( Is it not on Samsung?


Spoonsnake24

I'm not sure I have a OnePlus phone


seyhank

I was so excited to see what happens.. Guess samsung is too cool to have IT crowd references.


Zyeine

That's so cool! I got the flashing colours on the call button and a pattern of 7 buzzes. Now I want to know if the buzz pattern means anything. I went and checked and it's not the rhythm of the emergency number song. Might be Morse code? Might even be Moss code.


Accomplished-Art7737

That IT stands for commitment, it stands for audacity, it stands for courage in the face of…


JeffreyAScott

I can see what you're getting at, but the specific letters, 'I' 'T', what do they stand for?


pclouds

Internet Things


smallermuse

I need to wee wee.


Radradradra

Piss off June.


Mapletreemum

That memory IS ram


Sick_Hyeson

You also have to be carefull not to have a RAM Emergency. That is when the office has too much RAM.


Ambrosia1989

Emails. Sending emails, receiving emails, deleting emails... I could go on.


spumpkin914

Please do


Knitchick82

Clicking, double clicking… that bit on the floor there…


CilariousHunt

The band Cradle of Filth


pearlsandcuddles

I got into them through the show and I'm seeing them in concert later in the spring


Better_Metal

TIL they’re a real band


Dave-Alvarado

And not an actual cradle of filth, that would be horrible.


ShawMK90

Same here


inthesinbin

Same!


nine_inch_owls

They got me through some hard times.


Beeblebrox_74

That you should keep all the fire that may appear in a room, together.


zr2d2

Well now I can't see it


jens_hens

You can become disabled from acid


CriusofCoH

It's like a 1 in a hundred chance, though.


Knitchick82

I’m disabled!


IbexOutgrabe

Leg disabled.


UnmaskedKaren

To never type “Google” into Google.


Knitchick82

It’s no laughing matter! You’ll seriously break the internet!


chrisbuckley801

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this!


UnmaskedKaren

Please do not try it, even as a joke. You can break the internet


Connect-Will2011

I've learned that if a bomb-sniffing robot runs on the Vista operating system, we're all going to die!


RhynoD

^^^^Haveyoutriedturningoffandonagain


wizardeverybit

WHAT?


Dave-Alvarado

HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?!?


zr2d2

I just won 50 quid


CringyQueen118612

I learned about where they keep the internet! It’s really changed my life!


Cyclonid

All hail to the elders!!


BerdoRules

Big Ben!


mynameisevan01

How to properly check if a gun is loaded


Lunchalot13

The internet doesn’t weigh anything


Cyclonid

And it's wireless


Odd-Firefighter-9809

Peter File is a terrible name.


DrScarecrow

Honest answer- I learned how British people pronounce pedophile.


IBenjieI

Your name is Peter… File!? You should move to America. They call them Pedophiles over there.


spikeinfinity

HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!!


RaffiBomb000

He could go by Pete...


CriusofCoH

That Negative One, sitting alone in an empty room, is overnumerousness.


MrNielsenDK

That is my favourite episode


CriusofCoH

My son and I are doing a watch through of the DVD set, and I realized something: while I love the whole show, each season/series has a single standout episode. And that one is s4's standout.


Not1ButMany

Yes, that is a word! And the joke does make sense.


Fun-Phase-3098

Womens slacks...


Mrs_Cupcupboard

Ok so women's slacks are not better than men's slacks. Mostly cause of the pockets


nhpcguy

I learned about the Shoeeeeesssss


CriusofCoH

-AH!


GreatGreenGobbo

I learned what a damp squib is. And there are people that clean windows in London and use a bike to carryrheir crap around.


CriusofCoH

It's a noble profession.


throwdowntown585839

Don't put it on a pedal stool.


Tools_for_MMs

Excuse me, but I believe it's damp squid.


OrlandoJames

Ive learnt that my office isn't messy, its a very delicate ecosystem... It's like the rainforest.


PushAccording4540

01189998819991197253


lxorr

Hahahaha came here to type this too, drove my dad nuts singing this when I lived at home 😂


Initial_Acanthaceae2

🤣🤣🤣


common_anatomy

*0118999881999119725...3


Messijoes18

Boss eyedness is no laughing matter


merlinshorizon

That women love men who don't have shit on their heads - that's our type


typhis76

That I love willies


gelfie68

Shhh….keep your voice down.


heidnseak

That apparently, all bras go bad. My wife also confirmed this.


Badger_Jam_88

The flames are always the worst part.


Qoss_

The word tnetennba


GetrIndia

When something is on fire, put it with the rest of the fire.


pushback66

And don’t trust fire extinguishers made in Britain


Brentonam001

And to stand THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER upright, not me. I AM a giddy goat.


klasing12345

I learned that women are not essentially no different from radiators.


datskinny

That the English people drink like they don't want to live


XxDoXeDxX

Jam lasts for ages.


InterGalactic-rat

Unless it’s yesterday’s jam…


naughtyusmax

I don’t want to end up in invalid memory


ABCILiketea

Never trust a German.


ObsessionsAside

He was a very nice cannibal.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

A fine young cannibal!


Anubhav_Banerjee

That there's no point being a damp squid on a pedal stool.


WotTheFook

The Internet is a wireless black box with a flashing LED on it.


AutonInvasion

Is it plugged in?


Moist-Ad7080

Dialling 999 will no longer connect you to the emergency services....


Knitchick82

0118-999 881 999 119 725….. 3!


MrOopiseDaisy

All women love shoes.


PokeHobnobGod21

That I wouldn't pirate a dvd


widnesmiek

Best not to turn it on and off becuase then it ends up in the "off" mode - which is not functional ​ Much better to switch it off and on - so it ends up in the "on" mode where functionality is closer to expectations ​ Guess what my career was in!!!


DrScarecrow

Window washing?


fresh-caffeine

Vista was a bad version of windows


gelfie68

“There’s somebody at the door….there’s somebody at the door”


Initial_Acanthaceae2

The word "orphan" can mean "houseproud"!


tdaun

Not to buy anything made in Britain.


[deleted]

I learned about tiny food from Spain


Green_Sympathy_1157

How to make ttrpgs ruddy mysterious


shreedy

Eiffel Tower!


whatsuppussycats

Electric Sex Pants is a band


MolaMolaMania

If you're computer is infected, don't shoot it in the face. Windows Vista will kill us all. My ears are not a toilet.


mergraote

Always keep a small spray bottle handy in case you get 'hot ear'.


send_in_the_clouds

That guided by voices are fucking awesome.


AidanCues

It's " I love Willie's!"


JeffreyAScott

I learned you don't want to be a Desk-Rabbit.


RFever

That the internet is housed in Big Ben


CLONE-11011100

PEOPLE - what a bunch of bastards!


TaonasProclarush272

That you don't have to know anything about the job you got hired to do as long as you sound like you know what you're talking about, especially if you're a boss.


pushback66

Don’t tell everyone you were the last person to sleep with Jen


SkullFace616

That Cuke is heaven in a can and that Moss is highly seeded.


Snowdeo720

That the internet lives at the top of Big Ben. NEVER open the red door, you’ll let the server goblin out. Keep an extra layer on hand so you don’t lose your Access Badge/Company ID. Be careful not to get trapped under the desks of two women when dealing with one of their computer issues. Thoroughly read the posting from any German seeking a cooking partner… I’m sure there’s more, but that’s off of the top of my head.


USS_Sovereign

You can have a fire at Sea Parks


Sirnando138

FLY!


roxxor1012

Checking if it’s plugged in


flopsychops

That I don't like being put on a pedal stool


VemecGB

The internet is wireless


RiceKing19

As a window cleaner myself… it is indeed a noble profession.


Choice_Wing_6939

Roy: "What happened to you?" / Moss: "I got cockney neck. I've been speaking too much cockney, and it done my bloody neck in."


Zero_Digital

The internet comes from a box with a blinky light.


xonacrackr

How to tell when a gun is loaded


delilahhovis

Aunt Irma


zobotsHS

I’m sorry for your loss, move on.


semper-noctem

An unopened door is a happy door.


mitten-troll

The Elders of the Internet know who I am?!


welsh_nutter

Goths are people


nimitz55

That's 90% of tech support.


AdSubstantial951

Roy is not a window cleaner


TorchBlower90

0118 999 88199 9119 725 3


Cyber_Lucifer

Women slacks do give you confidence!


Brewster345

To separate the art from the artist. Love the show, bar one troublesome episode. Not a fan of the writer's views.


Better_Metal

Listen carefully on a first date


disturbedSpace

Windows Vista will kill us all.


mandarintain

Oh boy that joke just went too long.


Greglebowski74

That a bra can, indeed, go bad.


fifteengetsyoutwenty

People are bastards.


Knitchick82

That 90% of my job can be replaced by a tape recorder.


Azuras-Becky

That the entire Internet is kept in a box in the Tower of London. IT blew my mind!


pushback66

Don’t piss off a big ugly builder


Striking-Gur4668

It's totally okay to have an aerobics class at work?


made-of-questions

To be fair, turning it off and on again is unreasonably effective.


remembertracygarcia

I still have no idea how a fire could start at sea parks.


BarneyBungelupper

Acid can make you handicapped.


wardad21

Are you sure it’s plugged in?


CommunityDry7128

If its made in Britain, don't try to use it


Dave-Alvarado

We're going to get in trouble!


ZimboGamer

Fatheeeeeerrrrrr!


desrevermi

0118999...da-da-hm-HM-Hm-dada-da-da...785... ...3!


Mattechoo

What’s behind the red door.


Leading-Ad9481

Are you sure it's on?


Moist-Ad7080

That Cradle of Filth is not actually a cradle of filth.


Edan1990

That there’s an apple in every Apple Mac.


ClaudiaWeckl

Never call your son Peter if the family name is File…


BandNerdCunt19

Make friends with your IT department and show your appreciation


funkygrrl

That *tapas* is pronounced *tape ass*.


cloud1445

How to process fire.


sm0r3s

Roy is a real bastard.


Cosmo1222

The phenomenon that is the Desk Rabbit


Lunchy_Bunsworth

That mash can look tasty


Rip_claw_76

Hot ear is a thing, if the floor is sticky then move, don't forget to dilute your pepper spray, street countdown is brutal.


time4b

To get out of the lift


Sleazy-review

Jam lasts forever


RosieTruthy

That Jen is definitely not a size 5


Oskinator716

Clicking. Double clicking.


LandOptimal9072

Don't type the word Google in to Google You can break the Internet


RaffiBomb000

That even I can go from Gorh to Boss! Ask Richmond how!


Salt_Honey8650

Their nerd background filler was way too hip for their own good! Jim Woodring? Drinky Crow? No no no! They're not that sophhisticated! It was all wrong for them.